My weekend

eVILPeeR · 07-24-2005, 05:00 PM

Alright, I actually have a funny story to post about a life experience I had this weekend.

Well, this weekend I went out camping in a place called Sulphurous Lake (no worries, the lake wasn't named after the substance literally). My dad's friend owns the place, so we got to stay for free. Along with us were other buddies of my dad's, and well.. one particular guy who came alone, Jack Daniel's. For those who don't know, Jack Daniel's is a brand of whiskey. Darn good whiskey too.. which brings me to the "highlight" of the weekend. I was drinking 1/4 Jack, and 3/4 7-Up. It only took me about two to get me drunk, and another two got me really drunk. This isn't the really funny part.. I just said a whole bunch of stupid things, laughed a lot and had a difficult time trying to walk. The funny part is when I passed out in my friends tent trailer. Apparently I got up in the middle of the night to go have a piss (I don't remember this AT ALL, not even a trace), and well I couldn't find the door. I was probably really really drunk at this time (even more so than before) because when I couldn't find the door, I apparently fell and hit a bunch of boxes and then pissed my pants. Yep, that's right. I pissed my pants drunk. One of the guys in the tent trailer got up and cleaned it up.. thank god, because damn that would have stunk pretty bad. I went back to bed after pissing myself apparently. Afterwards, not sure how much later, I got up again. This time I made it out of the door, to do I don't know what. I went around the side of the trailer (no idea how, if I couldn't find the door the first time) and ran into a boat and fell onto the ground. The same guy who cleaned up my piss the first time came out and got me. I don't even know if I was awake or whatnot, because I can't remember a trace of it. I woke up much later (with consciousness) and just remember my pants being wet.. that's about all.

But yeah. Next morning was brutal, hangovers suck.

JurseyRider734 · 07-24-2005, 05:07 PM

I'd rather piss my pants than get drunk.

**TehWhack** · 07-24-2005, 05:45 PM

Jack Daniels is the worst tasting Tennessee whiskey. As a matter of fact, I don't think there's such a thing as good tasting American whiskey or bourbon. Then again it seems like your main goal was to get drunk and I don't think you would've needed any high class scotch whisky to get the job done.

Anyways, drunken mischief can be fun and this story sounded fun. Too bad your friends used the "not remembering" myth on you; they probably made you piss your pants in your sleep.

**PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR** · 07-24-2005, 09:09 PM

Sounds like you had a lot of fun.

With the minor setback.

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Originally Posted by eVILPeeR

hangovers suck.

**Snapps** · 07-25-2005, 05:23 AM

Too bad you are underaged.

lol b@.

Atleast you had a good time, right? Yeah.

Afrobean · 07-25-2005, 07:38 AM

crappy edit to create transparency!!

Seriously, though, I'd say that if you're going to pee your pants, it's better to do so while drunk off your ass so that you don't remember it.

Anticrombie0909 · 07-25-2005, 10:31 AM

You got drunk.

Way to go, you must be cool huh.

JurseyRider734 · 07-25-2005, 10:58 AM

Anti's the man.

CyanoticXtC · 07-25-2005, 01:21 PM

Sounds like fun.. You'll have better stories at some point.
I have enough to make me stop drinking.
Same for you in time, possibly.

eVILPeeR · 07-25-2005, 11:36 PM

Eh? I never once mentioned that I was cool for being drunk ;/ I was mostly highlighting on the fact that I pissed my own pants, because I've never done something like that (in like.. the last 10 or so years).

**Tasselfoot** · 07-26-2005, 03:13 AM

Its more fun to let guys puke their guts out all over themselves.... NOT clean it up for them... and make them clean it up in the morning.

Be VERY lucky that someone else was nice enough to clean your pee. I sure as hell wouldn't, and would make a point to make sure you cleaned it up the next morning.

angel-d · 07-26-2005, 07:12 AM

Hmm, sounds like a pretty bad night really. I enjoy drinking, but don't see the point of drinking until you don't remember stuff that has happened. That has happened to me a couple of times and it isn't fun... but each to their own, i know some people who don't think they can have a good night out without getting drunk, silly people.
And remember, excessive drinking leads to live failure... ponder on that thought.

07-24-2005, 05:00 PM	#1
eVILPeeR FFR Player FFR Simfile Author FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Age: 25 Posts: 2,275	My weekend Alright, I actually have a funny story to post about a life experience I had this weekend. Well, this weekend I went out camping in a place called Sulphurous Lake (no worries, the lake wasn't named after the substance literally). My dad's friend owns the place, so we got to stay for free. Along with us were other buddies of my dad's, and well.. one particular guy who came alone, Jack Daniel's. For those who don't know, Jack Daniel's is a brand of whiskey. Darn good whiskey too.. which brings me to the "highlight" of the weekend. I was drinking 1/4 Jack, and 3/4 7-Up. It only took me about two to get me drunk, and another two got me really drunk. This isn't the really funny part.. I just said a whole bunch of stupid things, laughed a lot and had a difficult time trying to walk. The funny part is when I passed out in my friends tent trailer. Apparently I got up in the middle of the night to go have a piss (I don't remember this AT ALL, not even a trace), and well I couldn't find the door. I was probably really really drunk at this time (even more so than before) because when I couldn't find the door, I apparently fell and hit a bunch of boxes and then pissed my pants. Yep, that's right. I pissed my pants drunk. One of the guys in the tent trailer got up and cleaned it up.. thank god, because damn that would have stunk pretty bad. I went back to bed after pissing myself apparently. Afterwards, not sure how much later, I got up again. This time I made it out of the door, to do I don't know what. I went around the side of the trailer (no idea how, if I couldn't find the door the first time) and ran into a boat and fell onto the ground. The same guy who cleaned up my piss the first time came out and got me. I don't even know if I was awake or whatnot, because I can't remember a trace of it. I woke up much later (with consciousness) and just remember my pants being wet.. that's about all. But yeah. Next morning was brutal, hangovers suck. __________________

07-24-2005, 05:07 PM	#2
JurseyRider734 all i want in life is a FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nj Age: 22 Posts: 7,217	RE: My weekend I'd rather piss my pants than get drunk.

07-24-2005, 05:45 PM	#3
TehWhack FFR Veteran FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Somewhere in Canada Age: 24 Posts: 766	RE: My weekend Jack Daniels is the worst tasting Tennessee whiskey. As a matter of fact, I don't think there's such a thing as good tasting American whiskey or bourbon. Then again it seems like your main goal was to get drunk and I don't think you would've needed any high class scotch whisky to get the job done. Anyways, drunken mischief can be fun and this story sounded fun. Too bad your friends used the "not remembering" myth on you; they probably made you piss your pants in your sleep. __________________ Oh hay I used to play ITG

07-25-2005, 05:23 AM	#5
Snapps NO DOUBT GET LOUD FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: California Age: 22 Posts: 5,496	RE: Re: My weekend Too bad you are underaged. lol b@. Atleast you had a good time, right? Yeah.

07-25-2005, 07:38 AM	#6
Afrobean FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Hazel Park, MI Age: 25 Posts: 12,877	RE: Re: My weekend crappy edit to create transparency!! Seriously, though, I'd say that if you're going to pee your pants, it's better to do so while drunk off your ass so that you don't remember it. __________________

07-25-2005, 10:31 AM	#7
Anticrombie0909 FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 4,686	RE: Re: My weekend You got drunk. Way to go, you must be cool huh.

07-25-2005, 10:58 AM	#8
JurseyRider734 all i want in life is a FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: nj Age: 22 Posts: 7,217	RE: Re: My weekend Anti's the man.

07-25-2005, 01:21 PM	#9
CyanoticXtC FFR Player FFR Veteran Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Aviano, Italy Age: 27 Posts: 260	RE: Re: My weekend Sounds like fun.. You'll have better stories at some point. I have enough to make me stop drinking. Same for you in time, possibly. __________________

07-25-2005, 11:36 PM	#10
eVILPeeR FFR Player FFR Simfile Author FFR Veteran Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Edmonton, AB, Canada Age: 25 Posts: 2,275	RE: Re: My weekend Eh? I never once mentioned that I was cool for being drunk ;/ I was mostly highlighting on the fact that I pissed my own pants, because I've never done something like that (in like.. the last 10 or so years). __________________

07-26-2005, 03:13 AM	#11
Tasselfoot Retired BOSS FFR Simfile Author FFR Veteran FFR Legend Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Widget Heaven Age: 29 Posts: 25,159	RE: Re: My weekend Its more fun to let guys puke their guts out all over themselves.... NOT clean it up for them... and make them clean it up in the morning. Be VERY lucky that someone else was nice enough to clean your pee. I sure as hell wouldn't, and would make a point to make sure you cleaned it up the next morning. __________________ RIP

07-26-2005, 07:12 AM	#12
angel-d FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Malaysia Age: 28 Posts: 278	RE: Re: My weekend Hmm, sounds like a pretty bad night really. I enjoy drinking, but don't see the point of drinking until you don't remember stuff that has happened. That has happened to me a couple of times and it isn't fun... but each to their own, i know some people who don't think they can have a good night out without getting drunk, silly people. And remember, excessive drinking leads to live failure... ponder on that thought. __________________

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