My story not as funny as slankys but he forced me to make it

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

ok ok ok This is my story

it is about the Ghetto of london...I was walking in London with....Carmen electra...no

wait....wait...Ah ill just make it slanky. later in the day we walked into downtown london

where all the gangs are *makes east side symbol*. We approached a gang and expected a big

fight...I started chanting jerry jerry but then a man dressed in a judges robe walked up

and pulled out a book..they were apparently having a spelling bee gang off..We stood and

watched as the prep gang got one point but OHHH GOD!!!! the Oxford gang got 2 with a double

word bonus point!!! The suspense! The agagony! The Spellign bee ended in a tie...There was

only one way to settle this....The most MANLY way possible...ROCK PAPER

SCISSORS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The prep gangs first representative sqaured

off againest The oxfords best Rock paper Scissors player and it was a battle of the random

objects..BOOM prep team pulled out a crushing rock...but WAIT! oxfords rep who had studied

Rock paper Scissors in college read the mind of his opponent before the move was made and

delivered a paper Defeating the preps!!!!!!! the preps walked away in shame as the oxford team celebrated over kipper slushes! MMMMMM kippery...Anyways tehn we walked into the darkest alley in london which happened to have little night lights plugged in all over. There was a man selling drgs on the corner...he was apparently selling Sugar Pills...We bought him out thenleft.. After a few more hours in which slanky got shot 76 times in the right pelvis and got attacked by a squirrel and died..I left and came back home to the true ghetto Detroit..


Moral of the story....Dont waste your time reading stories liek this you could of done alot more if you didnt and it was dumb anyways

[QreepyBORIS]

I read neither yours nor Slanky's.

[87x]

lol... damn.. i thought i was the only asshole... thnx for sharing the spotlight with me QB...