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jewpinthethird · 07-8-2003, 08:41 PM

http://www.members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm

Why is Jesus sneaking up and molesting people?

Oh, I know....because it is the work of SATAN. It's pretty obvious. The website is hosted by AOL.

Have fun....and remember, Jesus is "Always with you"....even when you wank it.

(I'll draw a picture of that and post in this Thread later....maybe.)

JoroCorona · 07-8-2003, 08:46 PM

thats actually quite scary

Bittabe-be · 07-8-2003, 08:46 PM

you know what? that may be a little bit funny, but it's not that funny. It's offensive to me because i am a christian, and a believer. But don't ge me wrong, i still think it's funny, just don't make fun of my religion ok?

Falcon · 07-8-2003, 11:20 PM

^^^ yea word

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 12:23 AM

Hehehe, Jesus the Welder, I don't like religion, it's weird.....

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 12:26 AM

why is this jesus fellow always portrayed as the average american criminal?:

white
male
6'1"
180 lbs
unkempt hair and beard (like some hippy)
high

jewpinthethird · 07-9-2003, 01:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bittabe-be

you know what? that may be a little bit funny, but it's not that funny. It's offensive to me because i am a christian, and a believer. But don't ge me wrong, i still think it's funny, just don't make fun of my religion ok?

Hence the title.

I apologize too all those offened....but that is just how warped my sense of humor is. I make fun of everything, even my own beliefs.

ex. At first glance, my "religion" looks like a Homosexual-Hippie Cult.

Until people stop killing over religion, I will always hate God and Humanity.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:23 AM

In my eyes, religion is just something that people believe in so they have something to live for when their life is crap or when they're going through hard times.....But that's just my view of it

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:25 AM

hey now, don't limit your hatred to god and humanity! there's plenty of other things out there just waiting to be hated...like brussel sprouts and soy cheese

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:26 AM

They make a soy cheese now? Reading that almost made me hate cheese, but then I remembered, only freaks eat soy cheese.

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:31 AM

yeah, i may be a vegetarian, but i'd never sink THAT low

ugh...soy grilled cheese sandwich

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:32 AM

Vegetarians are weird, if you don't eat the meat someone else will eventually anyways.....

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:47 AM

yeah, but i really don't care if it's rational or not...besides, my brother and his girlfriend say that i grill up a wicked rack of ribs.

i guess i'm a pseudovegetarian...i'll easily butcher the cow but i sure as hell won't eat it.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:49 AM

......Youre a strange one you are....

jewpinthethird · 07-9-2003, 01:50 AM

Meh...humanity is a really big thing too hate.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:53 AM

But a true pesimist could hate it all...

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 01:57 AM

yeah...i guess once you have animal biology and anatomy, everything organic (cows AND vegetables) seems really nauseating. so i choose the lesser of the evils, vegetables and processed foods.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 01:58 AM

I hate processed food, all of it, it's disgusting. I like almost all vegetables though, except that uber healthy stuff that tastes like shit like lima beans and aspauragas and yams

they're disgusting

ROCKETs · 07-9-2003, 02:07 AM

i hope you don't eat at mcdonalds, then. i have a suspicion that they use processed lima beans and delicate leftover cow parts for everything on the menu...including the salads.

scorpio1690 · 07-9-2003, 02:16 AM

My sister works there, I've heard some pretty gross ass storys....And then there were some Subway stories, would you care to hear them?

07-8-2003, 08:41 PM	#1
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) FFR Music Producer FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Berkeley, California Posts: 11,710	OFEENDING TIME http://www.members.aol.com/JesusImages/index.htm Why is Jesus sneaking up and molesting people? Oh, I know....because it is the work of SATAN. It's pretty obvious. The website is hosted by AOL. Have fun....and remember, Jesus is "Always with you"....even when you wank it. (I'll draw a picture of that and post in this Thread later....maybe.)

07-8-2003, 08:46 PM	#2
JoroCorona FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 6	thats actually quite scary __________________

07-8-2003, 08:46 PM	#3
Bittabe-be FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where ever i am, that's where i'll be, life is a swim through a turbulant sea..... Posts: 392	you know what? that may be a little bit funny, but it's not that funny. It's offensive to me because i am a christian, and a believer. But don't ge me wrong, i still think it's funny, just don't make fun of my religion ok? __________________ SEXIER THAN MOLD ON A CHEESE STICK........ IT\'S ME! HOW SEXY IS THAT? DEAD SEXY... Remember: It\'s only funny until someone gets hurt...then it\'s hilarious! www.xanga.com/bittabo. I don\'t drink water- fish have sex in it

07-8-2003, 11:20 PM	#4
Falcon FFR Player Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Raleigh, NC Posts: 433	^^^ yea word __________________

07-9-2003, 01:25 AM	#9
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	hey now, don't limit your hatred to god and humanity! there's plenty of other things out there just waiting to be hated...like brussel sprouts and soy cheese __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 12:23 AM	#5
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	Hehehe, Jesus the Welder, I don't like religion, it's weird.....

07-9-2003, 12:26 AM	#6
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	why is this jesus fellow always portrayed as the average american criminal?: white male 6'1" 180 lbs unkempt hair and beard (like some hippy) high

07-9-2003, 01:23 AM	#8
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	In my eyes, religion is just something that people believe in so they have something to live for when their life is crap or when they're going through hard times.....But that's just my view of it

07-9-2003, 01:26 AM	#10
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	They make a soy cheese now? Reading that almost made me hate cheese, but then I remembered, only freaks eat soy cheese.

07-9-2003, 01:31 AM	#11
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	yeah, i may be a vegetarian, but i'd never sink THAT low ugh...soy grilled cheese sandwich __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 01:32 AM	#12
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	Vegetarians are weird, if you don't eat the meat someone else will eventually anyways.....

07-9-2003, 01:47 AM	#13
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	yeah, but i really don't care if it's rational or not...besides, my brother and his girlfriend say that i grill up a wicked rack of ribs. i guess i'm a pseudovegetarian...i'll easily butcher the cow but i sure as hell won't eat it. __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 01:49 AM	#14
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	......Youre a strange one you are....

07-9-2003, 01:50 AM	#15
jewpinthethird (The Fat's Sabobah) FFR Music Producer FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Berkeley, California Posts: 11,710	Meh...humanity is a really big thing too hate.

07-9-2003, 01:53 AM	#16
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	But a true pesimist could hate it all...

07-9-2003, 01:57 AM	#17
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	yeah...i guess once you have animal biology and anatomy, everything organic (cows AND vegetables) seems really nauseating. so i choose the lesser of the evils, vegetables and processed foods. __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 01:58 AM	#18
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	I hate processed food, all of it, it's disgusting. I like almost all vegetables though, except that uber healthy stuff that tastes like shit like lima beans and aspauragas and yams they're disgusting

07-9-2003, 02:07 AM	#19
ROCKETs FFR Player Join Date: May 2003 Location: SoujiroXx Posts: 83	i hope you don't eat at mcdonalds, then. i have a suspicion that they use processed lima beans and delicate leftover cow parts for everything on the menu...including the salads. __________________ Mediocrity takes a lot less time and most people won\'t notice the difference until it\'s too late. --despair.com/

07-9-2003, 02:16 AM	#20
scorpio1690 FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: canada eh? Age: 22 Posts: 4,824	My sister works there, I've heard some pretty gross ass storys....And then there were some Subway stories, would you care to hear them?

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