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  • church_pk
    FFR Player
    • Dec 2005
    • 2575
    #31
    Re: The funny quotes game

    Stepmania lol
    Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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      • ClAsSiC_RoCkEr
        FFR Player
        • Oct 2005
        • 375
        #32
        Re: The funny quotes game

        i could buy a $500 parrot, but i can also get 500 lizards at the same price... girls like lizards, right?

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          • vengefulgoddess
            FFR Player
            • Jul 2006
            • 10
            #33
            Re: The funny quotes game

            Alright guys, time to put up and put out!
            "I went there of my own free will.
            I went there in my finest gown,
            With my rarest Jewels
            With my Queen of Heaven crown.
            In the Underworld
            At each of the Seven Gates
            I was stripped Seven times
            Of all I thought I was
            Till I stood bare in who I really am."
            - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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              • church_pk
                FFR Player
                • Dec 2005
                • 2575
                #34
                Re: The funny quotes game

                It feels so good when he jokes
                Spread C711 Metal ZX./

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                  • duhh_
                    FFR Player
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 429
                    #35
                    Re: The funny quotes game

                    Originally posted by vengefulgoddess
                    I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself a question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

                    lol, scary movie 2 is awsome.

                    son: mom, i told u not to bother me when im vacuming my room!

                    mom: but son, ur room is tiled!

                    son: O.o
                    use small words when you talk **** about me, because you'll be eating them later

                    Originally posted by Tokzic
                    i hear there's this amazing new invention

                    it's called google

                    you take words that you want to know more about and you type them in and OH SHIT YOU GET INFORMATION

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                      • vengefulgoddess
                        FFR Player
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 10
                        #36
                        Re: The funny quotes game

                        Mister Anderson....
                        "I went there of my own free will.
                        I went there in my finest gown,
                        With my rarest Jewels
                        With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                        In the Underworld
                        At each of the Seven Gates
                        I was stripped Seven times
                        Of all I thought I was
                        Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                        - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                          • Raptordrew
                            FFR Player
                            • May 2004
                            • 26
                            #37
                            Re: The funny quotes game

                            James Carter: Why didn't you tell me you had a bomb in your mouth?
                            Lee: I did.
                            James Carter: No you did not!
                            Lee: I said "mmm!"
                            James Carter: What the hell is "mmm!"
                            Lee: mmmboom!
                            "Life is short but sweet for certain" - D.M.B.

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                              • TheRapingDragon
                                A car crash mind
                                • Aug 2005
                                • 9788
                                #38
                                Re: The funny quotes game

                                Mrs. Murphy: Help you two?
                                Elwood: Do you have any white bread ma'am?
                                Mrs. Murphy: Yeah.
                                Elwood: I'll have some toasted white bread please.
                                Mrs. Murphy: You want butter or jam on that, honey?
                                Elwood: No ma'am, dry.
                                Jake: Do you have any fried chicken ma'am?
                                Mrs. Murphy: Best damned chicken in the state.
                                Jake: Bring me four fried chickens and a Coke.
                                Mrs. Murphy: You want chicken wings or chicken legs?
                                Jake: Four fried chickens and a Coke.
                                Elwood: And some dry white toast please.
                                Mrs. Murphy: Ya'all want anything to drink with that?
                                Elwood: No ma'am.
                                Jake: A Coke.
                                Mrs. Murphy: Be right back.
                                Jake: First you traded the Cadillac in for a microphone. Then you lied to me about the band. And now you're gonna put me right back in the joint!

                                Elwood: They're not gonna catch us. We're on a mission from God.
                                Funnier if you know and have seen the movie.

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                                  • RPGFREAK
                                    FFR Player
                                    • Jun 2005
                                    • 41
                                    #39
                                    Re: The funny quotes game

                                    "When Sarda casts a spell to hurt, and you learn that spell, you to cast a spell that hurts you." - 8-bit Theater

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                                      • vengefulgoddess
                                        FFR Player
                                        • Jul 2006
                                        • 10
                                        #40
                                        Re: The funny quotes game

                                        I did not have sex with that woman
                                        "I went there of my own free will.
                                        I went there in my finest gown,
                                        With my rarest Jewels
                                        With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                                        In the Underworld
                                        At each of the Seven Gates
                                        I was stripped Seven times
                                        Of all I thought I was
                                        Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                                        - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                                          • ViperSnake
                                            FFR Player
                                            • Mar 2006
                                            • 61
                                            #41
                                            Re: The funny quotes game

                                            Little kid: "You can't beat me stupid I'm invisible"
                                            Other little kid: "I got invisibility seeing glasses DUMBASS"

                                            - The Cavern of Sorrow (GTA San Andreas)


                                            Originally posted by SuperWarZoid & Sertman
                                            Originally Posted by SuperWarZoid
                                            hi i exist
                                            Originally Posted by Sertman
                                            go kill yourself
                                            Originally posted by jesseXshame
                                            and also
                                            what the hell are stickies?
                                            go **** YOURself
                                            idiot
                                            Originally posted by Patashu
                                            so anyway yeah controversy

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                                              • vengefulgoddess
                                                FFR Player
                                                • Jul 2006
                                                • 10
                                                #42
                                                Re: The funny quotes game

                                                Lets play tetris Motherfu***r
                                                "I went there of my own free will.
                                                I went there in my finest gown,
                                                With my rarest Jewels
                                                With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                                                In the Underworld
                                                At each of the Seven Gates
                                                I was stripped Seven times
                                                Of all I thought I was
                                                Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                                                - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                                                  • dooty_7
                                                    FFR Player
                                                    • Jun 2005
                                                    • 462
                                                    #43
                                                    Re: The funny quotes game

                                                    i can stick my head up the cows ass but id rather take the butchers word for it.

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                                                      • vengefulgoddess
                                                        FFR Player
                                                        • Jul 2006
                                                        • 10
                                                        #44
                                                        Re: The funny quotes game

                                                        You will never be one of us!
                                                        "I went there of my own free will.
                                                        I went there in my finest gown,
                                                        With my rarest Jewels
                                                        With my Queen of Heaven crown.
                                                        In the Underworld
                                                        At each of the Seven Gates
                                                        I was stripped Seven times
                                                        Of all I thought I was
                                                        Till I stood bare in who I really am."
                                                        - Inanna, Goddess for Embracing the Shadows

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                                                          • rade0110
                                                            FFR Player
                                                            • Dec 2004
                                                            • 1253
                                                            #45
                                                            Re: The funny quotes game

                                                            you want the strawberry? you can't have it! you're a stupid little baby man!

                                                            P.S. Hilarious!!!
                                                            Originally posted by RPGFREAK
                                                            "Fireball!...Lightning Bolt!...Evan's Spiked Tentacles of Forced Intrusion!!!"
                                                            Wait What?

                                                            http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0020.html
                                                            Originally posted by Synthlight
                                                            Everyone uses quotes from Synthlight in their signature. So I'm making this one up to fit in.

                                                            Cheers,

                                                            Synthlight

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