I will never forget the day my friend Joel said:
"When I get home, I am taking my pants off, drinking a glass of warm milk, eating a hot dog, and enjoying it."
You can imagine what I said.
*knock knock*
*opens door*
Hello sir, I am a representative from eBay.
Um, ok. May I help you?
Yes, I am going to need some more information. What is your social security, work hours, sperm count, sexual orientation, and hours of absence from your home?
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