Yesterday was the first time I ever took my car above 100 miles per hour (VTEC JUST KICKED IN YO!)
I have terrible eating habits. During the summer, I wont eat for an entire day. The next day I will pig out. Some days my appetite is endless, other days I fail to have an appetite.
I was riding down my grandmothers ( don't let her know I'm calling her that ) house. It happened to be a dirt path, with sharp rocks. So I went down a bumpy hill, hit a rock, slid down chest first, and nearly got trampled on by horses.
When I was three I had my toenail ripped out, it took twenty six gases to fully put my under, that's enough to knock out two obese men.
I swallowed a monkey pod seed, heard my father drive all around hawaii to understand what it does. Turns out it gives you gas, but I ended up having my stomach pumped anyways.
I've broken my nose four times, I've also broken my pinkie two three times. Not to mention, but hate, the fact that my uncle broke one of my floating ribs when he went to hug me.
Oh, and I have freaky night mares that could spook anyone. I also kind of broke my left pinkie finger.
Life is everything and anything, just remember one thing though-it will always kick you in the butt afterwards
WHEN do you think people die...?
When their heart is pierced by a bullet from a pistol...? No.
When they succumb to an incurable disease...? No.
When they drink soup made with a poisonous mushroom...? NO!!!
IT'S WHEN A PERSON IS FORGOTTEN...!!!
I loathe my roommate at college, but I'm forced to talk to him because he's one of only 11 people I know there.
I had jaw surgery in January. They cut off my upper jaw and pulled it forward a tiny bit to correct under-bite which 8 or 9 years of braces couldn't fix.
I can jump rope while on a pogo-stick, I'm one of the best jump-ropers in my county, and I can juggle. I'm the best in the world at a game on neodelight.com and probably in the top 200 best tetris players in the world
I once ran into a brick wall, fell out of a swing while i was nine feet in the air and have hurt myself 3 times while playing tag. I'm the fastest sprinter in my grade and a few grades above. I'm also stronger than them too. And to wrap all this up i'm smarter than most of my teachers.
I can jump rope while on a pogo-stick, I'm one of the best jump-ropers in my county, and I can juggle. I'm the best in the world at a game on neodelight.com and probably in the top 200 best tetris players in the world
I once ran into a brick wall, fell out of a swing while i was nine feet in the air and have hurt myself 3 times while playing tag. I'm the fastest sprinter in my grade and a few grades above. I'm also stronger than them too. And to wrap all this up i'm smarter than most of my teachers.
Nothing big, just a bunch of small things.
I challenge you to some tetris! While jump roping.
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