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'It drives just like a truck.'
"Great! now,whats a truck?
'It drives just like a truck.'
"Great! now,whats a truck?
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ALL HAIL JIM!!!!!!!!!!
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"You ALMOST became a JILL SANDWICH!"
"It's a WEAPON; It's REALLY powerful, ESPECIALLY against LIVING things"
- Barry, Resident Evil (Playstation)Last edited by ViperSnake; 10-1-2006, 08:26 PM.
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"If it looks like ****, smells like ****, and tastes like ****, it must be ****"<= I have no clue what the heck this is for!
So many cool gifs... I'm stealing them! ^_^
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"Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons because, to them, you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup."I WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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"On a traffic light green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana it is the exact opposite, green means hold on, yellow means go ahead and red means, where the **** did you get that banana at?" -- Mitch HedbergComment
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Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"
Found at ---------> http://www.indianchild.com/funny_quotes.htmI WILL EAT YOUR SPLEEN FOR BREAKFAST!!!
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"I was in a casino, minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, 'You're gonna have to move. You're blocking a fire exit.' As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. Unless you're a table."
"An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an 'Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order' sign, just 'Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.'"
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right."
"My lucky number is 4 billion. It doesn't work too well when I'm gambling. 'Come on 4 billion! ****. Seven.'"
"I wish I could play little league now. I'd kick some ****in' ass. Aright..."Comment
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snake? Snake?! SNAKE!!!!!
Originally posted by SuperWarZoid & SertmanOriginally posted by jesseXshameOriginally posted by Patashu
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Last night,
I did your mom.Comment
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