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  • niope
    FFR Veteran
    • Mar 2009
    • 108

    #46
    Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

    This thread = rofl

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    • Dynam0
      The Dominator
      • Sep 2005
      • 8987

      #47
      Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

      lfor = daerht sihT

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      • PriestREA
        ddkdkd
        • Sep 2008
        • 792

        #48
        Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

        ʇɥıs ʇɥɹǝɐp = ɹoɟן
        Sent from my iPhone

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        • FissionMailed1
          FFR Player
          • Feb 2012
          • 1267

          #49
          Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

          Originally posted by niope
          This thread


          YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

          MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

          YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

          YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

          THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

          I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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          • Riotpolice
            "Reach For The Stars"
            • Nov 2010
            • 1921

            #50
            Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

            Official FFR Whitenoise
            Originally posted by hi19hi19
            Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

            Originally posted by m0de
            im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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            • FissionMailed1
              FFR Player
              • Feb 2012
              • 1267

              #51
              Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

              Yes indeedy!


              YOUR THROBBING MULTIFARIOUS LUSTFUL DESIRES ARE COMPLETED N YOUR HYPER-ORANGE SELF, YOU MAKE ME LOVE AGAIN, YOU'VE CHANGED MY HEART, MY MELANCHOLIA DISAPPEARS WHEN YOU ARE INSIDE OF ME, MY HUMAN RAGE IS TEMPERED WHEN I AM INSIDE YOU, THE SECRET IS COMMUNICATION, LONGEVITY, STAMINA, REPETITION, FURY, SOULFUL KISSING, EARPLUGS. YOU FUCKING CORPORATE COCKS AND CUNTS.

              MY ANXIETY COMPLETE, MY DESIRE REPLETE, THE TASTE OF ORANGE BLOOD AND CUM AND GREENBACKS RUNNING DOWN MY FACE. THE STREETS WILL RUN ORANGE WITH YOUR MIXTURE OF CHEETOS AND HUNDRED DOLLAR BILLS REGURGITATED AND EATEN AND SHIT OUT AGAIN AND EATEN AGAIN.

              YOU ARE MY SCULPTURE, MY SCULPTRA, MY SELF-DEFINITION. MY DEFINITION OF HUMANITY, MY HARMONY. MY HEART AND MY MIND.

              YOU ARE SO ORANGE. SO CRUNCHY. SO CONSUMABLE.

              THE NEW ORANGE UNDERGROUND IS THE ORANGE UP MY ASS. AND YOUR ASS.

              I LOVE YOU CHEETOS.

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              • eastsideman09
                poker face
                FFR Simfile Author
                • Dec 2006
                • 1746

                #52
                Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen


                Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                esm, you are a fucking legend
                Originally posted by Arntonach
                wow ur pretty
                Originally posted by MrGiggles
                caring should be a get-outable offense

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                • Arntonach
                  Owlbears Rock!
                  • Mar 2012
                  • 2494

                  #53
                  Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen



                  Am I doing it right?
                  pack of hard stuffs

                  pack of my stuffs

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                  • eastsideman09
                    poker face
                    FFR Simfile Author
                    • Dec 2006
                    • 1746

                    #54
                    Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                    lhgaklhsdgkjh
                    Originally posted by dAnceguy117
                    esm, you are a fucking legend
                    Originally posted by Arntonach
                    wow ur pretty
                    Originally posted by MrGiggles
                    caring should be a get-outable offense

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                    • Izzy
                      Snek
                      FFR Simfile Author
                      • Jan 2003
                      • 9195

                      #55
                      Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                      Last edited by bmah; 04-23-2013, 11:33 PM. Reason: put giga pic in spoiler

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                      • Charu
                        Snivy! Dohoho!
                        FFR Simfile Author
                        • Mar 2006
                        • 6207

                        #56
                        Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                        Oh my god, Izzy, way to make my Chrome hate you.


                        Originally posted by JohnRedWolf87
                        Charu the red-nosed Snivy
                        Had a very shiny nose
                        And if you ever saw it
                        You could even say it glows

                        All of the other Snivies
                        Used to laugh and call him names
                        They never let poor Charu
                        Join in any Snivy games

                        (Click the arrow to see the rest)


                        Originally posted by Vendetta21
                        All in all I would say that Charu not only won this game, his play made me reconsider how I play it.

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                        • Fluvs
                          FFR Veteran
                          • Sep 2009
                          • 674

                          #57
                          Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                          Originally posted by Izzy
                          oh thanks

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                          • Dynam0
                            The Dominator
                            • Sep 2005
                            • 8987

                            #58
                            Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

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                            • Arntonach
                              Owlbears Rock!
                              • Mar 2012
                              • 2494

                              #59
                              Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                              Damnit Izzy, now I have to bring out the big guns.

                              pack of hard stuffs

                              pack of my stuffs

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                              • Xiz
                                TWG Chaos
                                FFR Simfile Author
                                • Feb 2012
                                • 3399

                                #60
                                Re: Weirdest ad I've ever seen

                                So... I kinda caught Charu and Berry in bed together.

                                NSFW NSFW NSFW NSFW

                                Click if you dare:



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