An Open Letter To The Starbucks Cashier

[lord_carbo]

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I was trying to come with a euphemism for "desecrated." That's what I originally had until about 2 hours ago. I guess I failed. That entire paragraph is a train wreck. It needs work.

[devonin]

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Not that desecrated is the word you want to use there anyway, unless their room was actually sacred beforehand.

[musicdemon]

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I, too, am a cashier and am happy to see things like the letter in your original post. Part of what gets me through work and keeps me optimistic is the hope that being nice or simply smiling at someone will have a positive impact on their day.

[GG_Guru]

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I applied at Starbucks it pays a sufficient wage.

Loved the story I give it a 4/5.

[bluguerrilla]

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I'm guessing you're going to write this on a note and tie it to said brick (cinder block maybe)?

How about topsy-turvy, that's a "nice guy" word.

[lord_carbo]

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How about topsy-turvy, that's a "nice guy" word.

actually, that might work. I'll see what I can do with that. Thanks.

[devonin]

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Needs more mob language.

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[lord_carbo]

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I love you so much. Thank you.

[devonin]

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This is secretly why I don't post in this forum. I know I'm too awesome. :P