If You Were Stranded On An Island......

[purebloodtexan]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

((Jesus Christ, how much do ya'll post overnight!? Also, you went too far with the soccer field thing.))

Having been trampled by the girls, PBT woke up a few hours later and heard some heavy drums. Having recently seen King Kong, PBT got a serious case of butterflies. He stealthily (if that's even a word) walked to the source of the drums and seriously had to hold back from screaming. A whole tribe of cannibals were giving a sacrifice, and the man in the center was OneWingedAngel, a banned member of the VGDC Forums. Sash, also awaking, snuck in next to PBT and they began to talk:
Sash: What should we do?
PBT: This guy was a complete ass to me, let him get eaten.
Sash: No, about the natives! We could be killed!

Suddenly, OWA noticed PBT and yells to the natives "HEY! MEAT! MORE FOOD!!!"

There was silence.

PBT: OWA, I hate you with every inch of my body >_<........

[Meteor858]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

meteor shakes PBT awake...

"PBT dude you were having a bad dream, you were screaming about some OWA dude... we are in the computer store... you were playing pants and then you passed out..."

[purebloodtexan]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

PBT began to stir.

"Wha.....Pants? But I suck at that song, it's exhausting.....Well, that explains my passing out. How'd we get in a computer store!? We're in the middle of uncharted territory!"

[tpdewc]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

"this is an abondoned island ive been the only resident for years until you guys showed up"
kitsune cuts into conversation
"if we head out ofthis store there is a sacred portal that i have read many legends about supposedly it can take us to some distant land"

[purebloodtexan]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

PBT was silent. Then he spoke, "If this island has anything, it has food, water, and some makeshift soccer materials. I have a better chance of survival here than on some distant uncharted land. In otherwords: No thank you." He turned to the cashier.
"How much will the XP cost?"
"Considering the fact that this store has no land value and you have no money," the cashier replied, "just fork over that DS and we have a deal."
"Mario Kart is cheap as hell, anyway" said PBT, and left the store to get back to his soccer field.
"I wonder where Sash went......"

((OK, since Sash isn't here, I hereby give everyone permission to give him more actions ))

[Meteor858]

Re: If You Were Stranded On An Island......

*meteor shakes PBT to full awakened status*
DUDE WAKE UP SHASH IS RIGHT THERE *points to shash* hes playing Kick your A

PBT looks at Shash and walks clumsily back to his computer and begins to play again

(sorry for the HUGE BUMP)