jTWGXVIII - Pirates Pirates Pirates

[darkdragoness]

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Back... and doesn't look like I've missed much.

[Lightknight924]

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Safety on darkdragoness. Talk to me on aim for defense? Meh..

[Torlock]

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safety on lightknight

[Lightknight924]

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I already have a safety on me, Torlock. Putting 2 safetys on me= possible lynch of me. Not cool man.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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vash - (darkdragoness)
lightknight924 - (hoochan, Torlock)
darkdragoness - (Lightknight924)

Time is over. I hate you all, no activity. Some of you are going to be removed from the game. HAHAHAHA Chances are good that I'm going to win this right now. So lets see... MiniNeo is back from the dead and hes ready to get some revenge for you guys ****ing him early in the game. Wait, did he get killed or lynched? I don't remember or care right now because I just want to **** all of you for sucking ass this game. I probably would shoot you guys in the face with a shotgun, but I'm not really feeling that cliche right now. I was suggesting to frizbee you guys in the head but no, I'm letting Mini on your asses. Thats right MiniNeo is back from the dead. And hes gonna kick some major ass. And, just so that you know, he has some chopsticks and I think hes gonna poke some eye out.

So now, Since I have mini to do my bidding, lets see who doesn't deserve to be playing anymore... Who didn't vote... Juggling, and Vash. Now, from what I've been told, Juggling was gone so he wasn't able to vote. Mini, you know what to do... Juggling was then pummeled by mini who apparently skipped through time and this is now in the past tense. How the hell that happened I have no idea. I should really be getting back to my homework now since I've been trying to do it for about 2 and 1/2 hours now. but whatever. Anyways, now for the other player who didn't vote. Mini, what do you think of Vash? Do you think that he learned his lesson after seeing what happened to juggling? Since this is not a script, you will have to take my word that mini said yes and that he shook his head and that he went up and gave vash a hug. Then he stuck a chopstick through his arm just to show that he meant business. so that is setteled. Jugglinguy is dead, and vash now has a chopstick through his arm.

Onto new business. Mini, you can probably see who was voted and whatnot about pirate gold and pirates who aren't pirates and Mourty who actually is a pirate and Yogi who is just Yogi and Dimitra who is just awesome... Go have your fun with lightknight924 who needs to die. Yeah, I'm feeling that angry to just kill off someone who probably doesn't need to be killed. Yep. Its that simple. Lightnight924 is now dead, because mini did that whole timejump thingy and he now has 2 chopsticks in his eyes. 2 in each eye incase you were wondering, not just 2 total, but 2 in each. Yeah, it was that bad.

Ok, on 2 new business. Wolf send me your picks, you have 12 hours. I'm pissed at you all for not being active. I told you what I was going to do and you tested me. **** YOU!

ps - vash has a phantom.

pps - no activity means **** you I win.

ppps - I got pizza more later

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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1. hoochan - hoochan4000
2. darkdragoness - KhemetianVampire
3. Vash - pyro31191 (+.1 or whatever it is)
4. Torlock - torlock13

[Yesssss]

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assuming you're giving the wolf both kills, then the wolf automatically wins with it being a 1v1

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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Well, if he doesn't get his picks in in time he might get lynched. and seeing the current activity, that is quite possible...

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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hooch
dark

They're both dead. More to come later, I gotta get to class first. Should be a good story.

[X3R0H0UR]

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humans fail.

[FictionJunction]

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this game was so obvious the more the regular players died.

[vashthestampede0987]

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torlock

etc etc

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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Spain. 1492. Grenada. Jews, Muslims and Christians lived in relative harmony. Oh wait, I should be writing a story, not taking notes for class. What the hell was I thinking? Well, as you should know by now there are only 2 people left. One is a human and the other is a human. No, wait... did I just say what I think I said? Yeah, I did. I think since I just lied, or more likely wrote that to try to be funny but failed. Actually, there was no wolf, I was just ****ing with all of you the whole game. kidding... Vash was a wolf and so, with a 1:1 left wolves win. Even if he would be insta'd from phantoms, or torlock for getting voted already. I don't care. Humans lost. Humans suck. Mini kills people. I should have won. I'm just writing so that I don't have to pay attention in class. Since I have a lot of time to waste, and Torlock is going to die I think I'm going to come up with some elaborate way of doing this right now. No just sitting here trying to think of what to write, but sitting here and typing what i'm thinking, like i'm doing right now. So, elaborate... I see a can, no bottle of mt. dew right here. I'm thinking drowning. Muslims... 1300 anti-semitic... GOD DAMNIT. I gotta stop taking notes. Ok, back to killing Torlock. ummm... Ok, Mini is back here, and he still has his chopsticks. Apparently he just finished eating the people that were killed yesterday. And now, hes dead, how? I don't really know, he must have time jumped thingy again and now hes not moving and he has no left leg. Some things are better left un answered. So there was Mourty the pirate wondering what the hell happened in this story and why I can never stay on topic. Like why this was all about pirates and had nothing to do with pirates at the same time. Meanwhile, 20,000 leagues under the sea there was water. At the same time back during the story, those damn crocodiles are getting their asses kicked for following me around when I go out and I hate crocodiles because they get mad at me whenever I get "sick" after going out. What the hell is up with that. Something something something, Christianity, North Africa, Muslums dot dot dot. Hot chicks and alcohol. Kegs. Drinking games. Manbearpig. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1sP4Gs-rnnc . Ok, so Torlock is dead, I threw a frizbee at his face. In case anyone was wondering, yeah, I did catch it when it bounced off his face while crushing his skull. Yes, it both crushed his skull and bounced back to me at the same time. This was probably only possibly because I threw it at him from a distance of about 2 and 1/2 feet. Something about sleeping with your sister... I really need to stop listening or completely listen in class. Hearing these little clips is getting kinda weird. And to think, this all ties into chess somehow. God I'm in some weird classes. Speaking of class, I'm hungry. This is a good day. When I get back to my dorm I'm probably gonna play Guitar Hero since I just bought another copy after my last one broke. And by that I mean the ****ing guitars for the 360 suck, ok well the 95055's suck, the other ones aren't that bad. So there he was, with his face smashed in, dead as ded, lying back to the ground, bleeding profusely. hehehehe, that was almost sensible, but probably not. I'm not that good a writer and I'm not that funny either. I wonder if anyone will read this... I'll probably not give anyone anything for reading all of this but yeah, I would totally not give you 1,000 credits if i did. No, you won't get anything. Yes, you get nothing. I probably should have made it so that the winner would win something. Oh well. Wouldn't matter, you guys wouldn't have been active anyways. Hot damn, that's a lot of paragraph right there. I can't believe that I'm still writing. I wonder how many words this is. Probably more than 5, but who knows. Its so hard to tell on these computer mcgiggys. Ok, I'm done writing a story for now. Wolves win. Postgame later. More story later too. And I leave you with these few quotes:

DEATH! You are my bitch lover. (Wedding Crashers)
I call it celebration. It's sexual and violent (Wedding Crashers)
Go with Christ Bra. (GSNIII)

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

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Oh, and this one too

Listen her now gypsy, Show me your treasures...

[DarkManticoreX2]

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doesn't vash auto lose if torlock votes for him because of the phantom?

Oh, Just read that wall of text. lmao.