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Originally Posted by massflavour
that feel when ur about to take a dump but then you sit down and you just fart a bunch
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that feel when water splashes against your ass when you drop a load.
that feel when the electric pencil sharpener only sharpens one side of a pencil.
that feel when your headphone cords magically get twisted.
that feel when your plug doesn't fit in the power bar.
that feel when hangnail.
that feel when you try to rip out a piece of paper from your notebook and you only rip half of the page out.
that feel when you get to the bottom of your bag of chips.
that feel when only one side of your headphones gives audio and the other side stops.
that feel when you need two towels to dry yourself off and everyone else says to only use one.
that feel when your lips get chapped but you have no lip balm.
that feel when you have insufficient money when you reach the cash register.
that feel when you see someone walk buy you while you're deciding which brand to buy, and they buy the high-quality named brand that's not on sale.
that feel when you find a stain on your shirt while folding the laundry.
that feel when your friend points out that there's a missing card in your deck while playing cards.
that feel when you get water on your shirt when doing the dishes.
that feel when you constantly bang your smallest toe on the furniture.
that feel when you are trying to grab something from the table while someone is sleeping on the couch, trying to be quiet but you are as loud and slow as possible.
that feel when no chocolate syrup for your ice-cream.