Chapter 4:
“Welcome to Chit Chat!” Was what the sign originally read. Now, the sign was covered in graffiti, with such things written as, “No U!”, “I’ma chargin’ mah lazuh!”, and the favorite of both Guido and Squeek, “grammer suckz!” The sign was like a rainbow, in the fact that it had many colors all blended together. But the sign was not pretty like a rainbow. It was the ugliest thing the TGB army had laid their eyes on during their travel to the border.
Upon approaching the border, Guido stopped, and turned around. “We have arrived,” Guido said, “but I have gotten word of another group of fighters who wish to help us out with our cause. They should be arriving soon. For now, do what you need to in order to prepare for battle.”
This caused a charge of excitement to flow through the TGB Army. They murmured and whispered amongst themselves, wondering who could be joining them in their quest to purify Chit Chat.
“I bet,” Tokzic began to claim to Tibs and Afrobean, “that this other group of fighters is nothing but a trap. It’s a bunch of noobs trying to ambush us.”
Tibs replied first. “Noobs lack the intelligence needed to set up an ambush. That’s why they are noobs. I think the people who are coming are wasting their lives. There’s no way that foreigners could be as well trained and powerful as the TGB Army.”
“I agree.” Afrobean added, “I mean, really, who could possibly be stronger than us?”
They all laughed, and shifted the topic to something funnier. Meanwhile, Jurs was sitting on the ground, looking up at the night sky. Stars twinkled, and that made her feel at peace with herself. “Do we really have to go to war at a time like this?” She thought, “The Garbage Bin is doing just fine, and the noobs never bother us. Well, almost never.” Just then, something caught Jurs’s eye on the eastern horizon. She focused in on the tiny shape, and squinted. She saw what looked like a person. Suddenly teeming with anticipation and excitement, she shouted out, “They’re here! The fighters are here!”
Instantly, the heads turned, and the TGB Army watched as the dots slowly grew into blackish figures, and then to people of all shapes and sizes. Among them was Specforces. Right behind him was a giant of some sort. He was pale and, interestingly enough, pretty fat. Next to him was a Werewolf, but even though the moon was not full, he was still in his half-beast form. This scared many of the people in the TGB army, but knowing that these people were their allies, they did not descend into a blind panic. Next to the Werewolf was a normal teenage boy, who had, to say the least, really cool shades on. Tokzic, wearing his radically awesome shades of funny at the moment, glared at the newcomer, not hatefully, but as a sign of warning.
A few more minutes was all it took for the strange group to arrive. Proudly, Specforces took a step forward, and began to speak, “MEN! This is the group of fighters you have all heard about. They come from not only a different land, but a different dimension altogether. A dimension called, SpinItUp. They claim to be the land’s most powerful warriors, so treat our new comrades with respect.”
Guido walked over to the kid with shades, and introduced him, “Everybody, this is Coolboyrulez0.”
Moogy stepped out of the crowd, and immediately objected to Cbr, “You’re just a normal kid! With pretty cool looking shades, but that’s beside the point. You can’t be strong enough to take down a noob, let alone a whole army of noobs.”
Cbr lowered his shades with his right hand, and quietly said, “You sure?” As his eyes flashed red, Moogy suddenly felt all of his confidence drain away, and he began to feel weak.
“I was wrong.” Moogy began apologizing, “You will be just fine.”
Cbr smirked, “Thank you.” He replied, staring at Moogy as his eyes shifted from red to blue. Moogy regained his confidence as fast as he had lost it, and was speechless at what he had just felt.
Guido took the opportunity to continue from where he had been interrupted before anybody else could stop him. “Next,” He announced while pointing to the Werewolf, “We have Zageron. No, Tibs, he is not willingly a furry. You will also be treating him with respect.” Without letting anybody else speak, Guido wrapped up, “And the one behind me is jugglinguy. Obviously, respect towards him is required, just like with Cbr and Zageron. These three warriors will be joining you in battle, as they find they dislike noobs just as much as you do.”
By this time, everybody had fully prepared themselves for battle. The TGB Army stood in their perfect square, with Specforces and Guido in front, soon to be leading the charge. The three new allies stood in a line next to the square, and Cbr glanced over at Tokzic’s shades. “I should ask him where he got those shades,” he thought to himself, “those are pretty sweet.” Suddenly, a group of about one hundred noobs scattered throughout the field spotted the Army, and called out to each other in alien sounds and noises.
“W3 N33d B4cKuP, S7A7!” One of the noobs shouted out in a nearly undecipherable language. With that statement, the army grew hot-blooded, and many soldiers were now pissed off. Specforces took advantage of this, and roared at the top of his lungs, “Advance my army! Take no prisoners! CHAAAARRRRGE!
The war to end all wars was about to begin.
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Notes:
I put off finishing the rough draft of my research paper to get this done by tonight. I promise you, this is the end of the pure character introduction chapters. This is where it starts getting good. The blood is going to fly, and the powers are going to be unleashed. Yes, it will span over multiple chapters, because I will also be trying to give the evil side a bit more action now. You didn't forget about poor old Engler, did you?
Sincerely,
GamerShadow