My 1st cousin wants me to have sex with her. help

[retard_gamer]

i really need some advice guys.

First of all i need to say that this is my closest family member. we grew up togheter. she is my best friend. we do everything and go everywhere togheter.

my cousin aly (who is 17) came over like 2 weeks ago. my mom just went to the store so it was just me and her alone in the house.

we was on the couch talking. watching tv and talking. out of no where she pused me to a laying down sorta posistion. i said what are you doing? she said "SHH.... be quite." has i was rubbing my head cause it hit the arm rest. she started getting on top of me and putting her hands in my shirt on my chest. and she said "i want you to have sex with me...." i was so freaked out. luckly my mom came home and knocked on the door like 4 seconds after she said that. so she got off me. that had to be the most awkward night of my life.


Also: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=ArpNUwdlavSntq.5yQ26l2rsy6IX;_ylv=3?qid=20080714194114AApiVxY

what should i do about her? i havent told anyone. she left a voice mail "call me back when your home alone" im so scared. (ps im 16. boy)


Only pic i have

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/retard_gamer/1248501602.jpg

[arrekusuof93]

I smell a troll.

[Gibson63]

LOL... humm.... just tell her that your her cousin... and that u dont feel comfortable doing those kind of thing with her.... slap her... it may do the work XD.. but seriously... lol talk to her about that...

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

Wowww, what an akward situation.
That's sort of odd.
I really don't know what to tell you,
I hope someone will bring good advice into this thread.
Eek.

[reptile3141]

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[jellygod]

incest= gross. dont do it ******.

[arrekusuof93]

This thread is the most 4chan-like thread I've ever seen on FFR. Complete with trolls and "do it ******" variations.

[EnR]

tell her that she's ****ing dumb as **** and that she's your damn cousin.

she's prob just scaring you until you can spell.

Oh, is she hot?

[dandandamdandan1111]

unless you live in alabama, you really don't want to have sex with your 1st cousin.

[gnr61]

i say **** her

[Quigly]

Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with six fingers.

[EnR]

I say pics or it din't happen.

Lol at the fact that more then 50% of the people reading this are subs. I guess we seem to like anything with sex in the title.

[arrekusuof93]

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I guess incest draws a crowd.

[jellygod]

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

i say **** her

But...


is she hot?

???

EDIT:
P.S. Don't do it.

[dandandamdandan1111]

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'
rofl yea now its illegal

[Emo_Saur_]

Oh, is she hot?

I was supposed to ask that.

P.S. If I were you, use condoms.

PPS If she kills you and rapes you, supposedly that's illegal now.

PPPS If you don't have sex with her, she kills you, you're f*cked. If you have sex with her, you're f*ucked. Oh boy, you're getting the thin end of the shaft, or by the way it sounds, she wants the thin end.

PPPS I think you're just an attention whore.

[rzr]

Do it do it do it! I would. Unless she's ugly.

Note: Unless you want your children to come out like your display name, don't do it.

[retard_gamer]

I smell a troll.

What?

incest= gross. dont do it ******.

did i say i wanted to?

tell her that she's ****ing dumb as **** and that she's your damn cousin.

she's prob just scaring you until you can spell.

Oh, is she hot?

i dont see any of my cousins has "hot"

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I guess incest draws a crowd.

lolol

she cant have sex with you if shes dead......... just sayin'


how could you even say somethng like that?

[Sullyman2007]

This thread is going places.

[gnr61]

in before page 10 or lock

[Verruckter]

Incest Wincest

[sarahxjane]

You can just say, 'no'

It works wonders sometimes.

If she refuses to leave you alone, go through with it.
Or tell your aunt/uncle/mom.

[shadow 1800]

Tell her you don't want kids that will end up like Napoleon Dynamite.

[gnr61]

ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........

[Emo_Saur_]

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Jesus christ.

[retard_gamer]

ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........

Me

[u84]

Tell her that her sister already has dibs on you.

[EnR]

tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

****ing ninja'd

[jellygod]

if you and your cousin doesnt work out....i'd be glad to help you out(no homo)

[MystictheHedgehog]

lol at the fact that there are so many people looking at this.

But seriousness, don't do it. It's your cousin. If you did, things are gonna get really weird...plus it sounds like you don't wanna do it, so don't.

Just tell her no. She doesn't buy that, then...well your a dude. Just step up.

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

You can just say, 'no'

It works wonders sometimes.

Yes.

If she refuses to leave you alone, go through with it.
No no no.

Or tell your aunt/uncle/mom.

Yes!!!

ummmmm who wouldn't want kids like napoleon dynamite.........

You're right.

[MrRubix]

wrap it before you tap it

[retard_gamer]

tell her that you like her sister and not her, if she doesn't have a sister tell her you like your 2nd cousin, or the cousin on the other side of the family.

****ing ninja'd



im so freaked and you made me laugh so hard...

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

wrap it before you tap it

Best advice thus far.

[Xx{Midnight}xX]

I guess it depends on what you think, if you're afraid of the following don't: Beeing a pervert (In some peoples eyes), being called a ******, or being accused of rape.

If you aren't afraid of any of those and she's not a troll then go for it, just make sure you have proof of consent just in case...

[u84]

Actually, if you did decide to go through with it, it's be the perfect set-up. Who the hell would catch you? No one would suspect two 1st cousins of ****ing.

Just saying.

[Quigly]

wrap it before you tap it

Words to live by. I smell Trojan's new slogan.

[EnR]

Go through with it, tape it, put it on youtube.

[Verruckter]

Best advice thus far.

No glove, no love.

[jellygod]

make sure you dont get the aids.

[u84]

Also, I don't think he could be accused of rape, but she would. She's older, correct?

[sarahxjane]

Jesus christ.

Even he can't save you.

[vvav]

ITT, lucky bastard.

[EnR]

Even he can't save you.

Uh, yes I can, but I'd rather him figure this out on his own.

[u84]

We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.

[Silver_Brian]

Well if you do go through with it have fun having kids with five fingers.

Isn't that normal...?

Also this story sounds very familiar.

[EnR]

Tell her you don't has sex with whores.

[MrRubix]

Honestly, if she were really hot...

Just saying... people have done far, far crazier things without repercussion.

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.

LOL, wow dude.

[sarahxjane]

We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.


That just made my night.

[MrRubix]

Oh, and remember to preheat the oven before you stick in the turkey. Nobody likes a man who deprives his lady of foreplay.

[Silver_Brian]

Also this story sounds very familiar.

Read: BS

[crobins]

That just made my night.
same. If she's hot do it. If she's not run.

[jellygod]

post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.

[vvav]

For the people talking about mutated children, some cultures allow cousins to marry and the risk of birth defects is considerably lower than if it was with a sibling, parent, or child. Just because you find it disgusting due to the culture you grew up in doesn't mean it's necessarily wrong.

[retard_gamer]

most of these are not helping.... and 50 replies? omg

[reptile3141]

post pics of "said cousin" let us be the judge.

Ninja'd. But yea, DO IT. Let the FFR community decide for you. :D

[u84]

Remember: sex is just like basketball. You always dribble before you shoot. Moral? Don't be a fool, wrap your tool!

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Ohkay, hmm. Do your cousin, have kids with a bike and a penis growing out of his fore head. trust me, I'd rather have that then having a kid look like pee-wee herman.

[Sullyman2007]

We all know the pull and prey method doesn't work. You gotta wrap the rascal before you slam that salmon.

Siggy'd, etc.


P.S best thread 08

[sarahxjane]

I heard that a certain cousin will not produce deformed children.

I'm not sure if it's first, second or third.

[rzr]

Only **** her if she's hot. If it's good, move south and keep doing it. In the meantime, I'm going to get this ****ing **** of a thread locked. Stop wasting our time. You have MySpace for this ****.

[EnR]

Tell her she's gotta pay to play.

[u84]

I have to post a list of everyone already looking at this thread, even though most people can just scroll to the bottom of the page, because I have absolutely nothing interesting to post.

Fix'd.

[Emo_Saur_]

NO THIS IS FUN DO NOT I REPEAT DO NOT RUIN OUR FUN.


Whore.

[MrRubix]

hmm.

insert credit->


DOUBLES PLAY

[Commandersa1]

I hope someone will bring good advice into this thread.


xD
The internet giving good advice?

Edit: Wow, I missed 3 whole pages. :/

[Emo_Saur_]

Hi, I just wanted to make an ass of myself when that wasn't the only thing you posted Aden.

fix'd.

[EnR]

Only **** her if she's hot. If it's good, move south and keep doing it. In the meantime, I'm going to get this ****ing **** of a thread locked. Stop wasting our time. You have MySpace for this ****.

I thought FFRspace was the new Myspace?

[jellygod]

make sure shes taking birth control, we dont want a baby looking like nicolas cage with down syndrome.

[Sullyman2007]

Bunch of people need to stop posting.

[Emo_Saur_]

ffrspace > Mypsace.

[EnR]

the affects of having a child with your first cousin

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/customavatars/avatar1264042_50.gif (http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/EnR/)

[Harmony-]

DO ITTT

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

xD
The internet giving good advice?

Edit: Wow, I missed 3 whole pages. :/

Yeah read all the pages, it's worth your while.
rofl

[tofurox]

Picture pleasies.

[retard_gamer]

UPDATED: added pic to first page

[retard_gamer]

Picture pleasies.



first page

[u84]

Holy ****, just saw the picture, do her now. You play FFR. you aren't getting much better. Unless you're Tass.

[jellygod]

with pic id say **** her, but i think you fraudin'

[EnR]

haha you're funny, nice job stealing a pic off the internet

[tofurox]

Sure go ahead.

[sarahxjane]

WOW.

She's pretty hot.

[Emo_Saur_]

I wonder if this is a family thing for him and if I can become your brother.

[smartdude1212]

where does she live

[u84]

Breasticies please?

[dandandamdandan1111]

ITT a man finds out he's gay

[Minion133]

call her up and hit that man, she is hot

[reptile3141]

If that REALLY is her, then I personally suggest making love long time. Long long wrong time. :D

[Sullyman2007]

Sarah are you gonna lock this :/
(probably should. and then some)

[gnr61]

ur cousins airbrushed as fuc bro!
y u got a porn star cousin bro!

[EnR]

you guys actually beleive that picture haha

[Emo_Saur_]

I think sarah is having fun herself in this thread.

[sarahxjane]

I'm not a forum moderator, sorry.

[jellygod]

**** her with the fury of 1000 gods.

[retard_gamer]

haha you're funny, nice job stealing a pic off the internet

What?

I wonder if this is a family thing for him and if I can become your brother.

haha very funny.

where does she live

are you serious?

Breasticies please?

huh?

[u84]

Still think that it would be the perfect crime. She is hot, willing and wanting, no suspicions and once again: you play FFR. DO HER NOW!

[MrRubix]

She's got blowjob eyes

[gnr61]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/images/uploads/retard_gamer1173579677P_00206.JPG

[Verruckter]

Just saw the pic.

TIME FOR WINCEST!

[u84]

huh?

Picture of tits.

[Xx{Midday}xX]

Why are there so many people staring at what seems to me, a worthless topic?

=_=...

Politely refuse. End of story.

Don't seek internet advice. End of story.

[tofurox]

Wow....

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

She's probably just tricking you ;P
And when you finally fall under pressure and say yes, she'll be like.
ewww HOW GROSS!

[jewpinthethird]

If you really have to ask...then...

DO IT

and god damn, this thread exploded out of nowhere.

[Tasselfoot]

Holy ****, just saw the picture, do her now. You play FFR. you aren't getting much better. Unless you're Tass.

that's respect right there. i approve.


If you really have to ask...then...

DO IT

and god damn, this thread exploded out of nowhere.

exactly. this is the opposite of the standard, "if you have to ask whether you're good... then you're not."


ps - locked.

[jewpinthethird]

Oh...but don't lose your virginity to her.

Just because that's pretty f*cked up. But a little bump and grind never hurt anyone (insert pictures of deformed children and AIDS victims).