Haiku

[perfect_fat]

Post your Haiku Poems
This could get Interesting
Please no foul language

[GuidoHunter]

Writing a Haiku
Takes seventeen syllables
Of profound insight

(Not mine, but I felt it was appropriate)

http://www.mikee385.com/andy

[Jam930]

theres too much homework
i am drowning in this crap
procrastination

[IronMonk]

not my poetry, but they deserve posting

I can't write Haiku.
Something about syllables.
I don't understand.

speaking in haiku
is so bloody difficult
i gave up at lunch

The other people
Who are writing haiku here
Are very skillful.

I drink coffee,
I do not write Haiku,
I hate Haiku.


not a haiku but i think i should add it for it is cool.

Late one night in the middle of the day
Two dead men came out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too


mine

philosophy
is the sport of thought;
too deep for haiku.

[Privateer]

Haiku really sucks
Beatboxing is way cooler
It kicks haiku's ass

[chardish]

Do not debate me
Unless you know your stuff well.
Wow! How self-serving.

: P

[Anonymous]

I am quite impressed
But not too many posts yet
Let's hope we see more

[chardish]

FFR boards should
Require logins to post
So there are no guests

[perfect_fat]

FFR Should stop
Loggin me the hell out dawg
It's hurting my head

[chillywilly]

from the man show--

she is an angel
an angel who does porn films
Jenna Jameson

[chardish]

FFR Should stop
Loggin me the hell out dawg
It's hurting my head

I think you should check
To see if you are logged in
Before you make posts

[chillywilly]

OMFG j00
Just got pwnd by teh chardish
LMAO n00b

[nickadeemus]

Worker bees can leave
Even drones can fly away
The queen is their slave


Please know where that is from.

[IronMonk]

fight club was awsome
schizophrenia is nifty
i look like brad pit

[Lupin_the_3rd]

One day I couldn't
Get to the bathroom in time
Now I wear diapers


Mister Miyagi
Says: Veddy goo Julie san
I want his body

Here's an idea:
Limericks are way cooler, man
I want to write those

A man once told me
"Hey kid, I'm a computer!"
Now I don't download

A gumshoe asked me:
Where In the world is Carmen?
Who? Sandiago.

[IronMonk]

hahahah, nice gi joe psa referance, i would give you points for that but im sure you have more then you have need for

[perfect_fat]

Iron monk you tool
you broke the haiku thread yo
now you must pay G

[Cenright]

Late one night in the middle of the day
Two dead men came out to play
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too


This is how I remembered it...


One bright day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
The deaf policeman heard the noise
Came and shot those two dead boys
If you dont believe this lie is true
Ask the blind man, He saw it too



Ok, I'm a little tired, let's see how mine comes out:

Life is like a rose
Petals must work together
Then it is complete

[jewpinthethird]

Other Poems suck
Meaningless waste of paper
Haiku is the best

Twelve Forteen A M
So, I am going to stop
School Day tomorrow

[Jam930]

if it needs a long
sermon to proclaim it's art
probably bull****

...had to cut a word
because it was one too long
to make a haiku

[chardish]

way to go Jamie
quoting Jewpin's signature
in that last haiku

[Lupin_the_3rd]

Other Poems suck
Meaningless waste of paper
Haiku is the best

Go suck my monkey
Limericks are much cooler, man
Where is my napkin?

[IronMonk]

where is your napkin?
perhaps the blind man knows where
he went that'a way.

[Jam930]

the self-proclaimed voice
of reason of the forums
since five fourteen three

[chardish]

Jamie has written
a haiku involving me
New favorite person!

[Anonymous]

Too easily pleased
Chardish is, must be fickle.
I'm now least favorite.

[peregrine]

Above was by I.
Logout timer must hate me.
I'll just type faster.

[chardish]

As long as you post
Without logging in before
You'll always be least.

[Lupin_the_3rd]

There once was a lad named Lupin
Who could beat the crap out of a munchkin
and the wizard of Oz
Said "Got your Schnoz"
And the poor little lad started poopin.

[chardish]

Listen up Lupin
This is a haiku thread, see
Get your limericks out

[perfect_fat]

If tree fall in woods
and nobody can hear it
does anyone care?

[BluE_MeaniE]

Up up down down left
Right left right 'B' 'A' then start
How I love Contra

[Cenright]

What is this that counts
Virus Pate rips up my comp
Will they patch XP?

[perfect_fat]

XP will be patched
Pate has two syllables
George Bush is a tool

[chardish]

I'm sure George Bush could
Properly log himself in
Unlike some we know

[Monoc]

perfect_fat was pwn'd
the president is stupid
who knows what is is?

I like suicide
A gun to the head is quick
Bang and then silence

[RobbyZero]

A Haiku is a three lined
poem, a seven five
seven and is very short


I think that works :P^^^

I begin to slit my wrists
death is near for me
blood is dripping all over

[Monoc]

Haiku's are three lined
but it is five seven five
snoop dogg says shizzle

[Jam930]

is 'lined' one or 2 syllables


Counting on fingers
the number of syllables
is necessary

[Privateer]

One syllable.

[perfect_fat]

STFU Noob
Is the call of the poseur
Milk is bad for you

[chardish]

Accents fix some words
"Lined" has just one syllable
But "linèd" has two

[perfect_fat]

Don't hate the playa
Just keep on hatin' the game
Balla's gotta ball

[87x]

I'm the man it's true
better than Light, Freak, and Arch;
better than you too


ps. had to edit my haiku because i miss counted my syllables, its now in proper format.. the original first line said.

"87x is cool"

I like the new on better anyway..

[hitokiri_diesel]

Curse 87x
He is right, i am so wrong
Why must it be true?!!

[Jam930]

yayayayaya
whatever you say kiddo
yayayayaya

[djserwek]

jamie is so fine
i wish that she could be mine
that is my one wish

[VxDx]

well, considering
you idolize a camwhore
sucks to be you n0b.

[djserwek]

first shes not a whore
second im not a noobie
she is not my idol

[hitokiri_diesel]

Flaming is not cool
So chill out you two, or else!
Listen to me, guys!

[djserwek]

i agree with you
i am going to chill out
and go back to work

[Lupin_the_3rd]

I have zero friends
I touch children too often
Don't touch my phone!

djserwek (<--Im assuming 5 syls)
is a cam whore loving n0b
flaming is fun, bitch

so...what is a n00b?
April 2, 2004?
thats a n00b to me

[djserwek]

thats a brand new name
been playing since may 03
no im not a noob

[djserwek]

me here before you
miyagi is the real noob
so shut the hell up

[Lupin_the_3rd]

stfu n00b
I don't believe you, fagit
slap my pancakes, bitch

[djserwek]

lupin dont believe
he use bad language on me
he needs to be slapped

[Lupin_the_3rd]

I am a badass
Behold: bitch, ****, ass, ****, damn
now go slap my ass

[djserwek]

that was not haiku
second line seven not eight
so go slap yourself

[Lupin_the_3rd]

wow, you are stupid
someone needs to learn to count
go count it again

[TheEndisNear]

I hate people
that do not pay attention to me.
but they will learn...

[Kagome]

Help, I cant find him
darkness consumes all the light
as I walk alone

[perfect_fat]

Thought this thread was gone
Haiku's are soooooo yesterday
Please don't post again.

[chardish]

Haikus are allright
But reviving dead topics,
That's a wicked sin.

[hollyholly]

haiku is too hard
can you hear that pop? it is
my head exploding

[RobbyZero]

People at least make haiku's that make sense
haiku is too hard
can you hear that pop? it is
my head exploding


Doesnt make sense.

[alainbryden]

i though there was room
but I was wrong there wasn't
so i'm still alone

[alainbryden]

OMG I'm late
I'm late for lunch OMG
meh, I always am

[RobbyZero]

haha nice! Thats funny!

[alainbryden]

RobbyZero rulz
i want him to b my friend
won't u b my friend?

[alainbryden]

OMG he laughed
he thinks I'm funny poo rice
double posting rulz

[RobbyZero]

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
Alain kicks Ass Yo
Lets be friends dude alright cool!

[Jam930]

and one two three four
and ichi ni san shi go
and uno dos tres

[alainbryden]

Cool, But seriously now...

I thought I knew life.
I used to philosophize.
Now I just fear death.

[87x]

another life lost
he will never be forgot;
his name was monoc

[alainbryden]

I do not pity
The man who takes his own life
The smart ones thought twice

[Privateer]

Buckling my shoe
The spikes drag across the dirt
I was a cowboy

:)

I was reading some AIM histories, and I saw three lines very similar to these. They fit together well, so I made a haiku out of them.

[alainbryden]

Just to specify,
I have compassion for him,
but not what he did.

[chardish]

Holy crap, Alain
You've made seven posts today
Give it a small rest

[Privateer]

Seven posts are fine
Though he has postwhored a bit
Think before you post

[RobbyZero]

Talk about postwhoring look at
Scorpio he posts like mad
over a hundred in one day

[chardish]

But seven posts all
In the same thread, with doubles?
Too much for one day.

[RobbyZero]

Damn, Alain you post a lot man
Get some excersise
or you'll get too fat to fu ck

[evilbutterfly]

Captain Jack is queer
I'm not homophobic, but
Boy on Boy Mix? Ewwww

[Afrobean]

What's with these haikus?
They should be about nature
and in nihongo.

[chardish]

It was a typo
It should read "Boy OH Boy Mix"
Silly Japanese

[Afrobean]

Lots of awesome-ness
is from japan and geuss what.
Haikus are also.

I can't believe that
it's taken me this long to
find this haiku thread

[BluE_MeaniE]

Talk about postwhoring look at
Scorpio he posts like mad
over a hundred in one day

At Rhapsody's forum
The legitimate record
700-plus

[Afrobean]

I know I've posted
a lot in here recently
but it's very fun...

How about this one
you probably can't read it.
It is japanese.

くそはです。
それふるいです。
つまらない。

[UltimateSoul]

You are correct I
could never read japanese
maybe I should learn

[chardish]

I will be taking
Japanese in college soon
Can't wait till this fall

[UltimateSoul]

I'd thought of many
haiku earlier but now
they are forgotten

[AstralArcanum]

if you forgot them
then what will you do with it?
maybe i should leave...

[UltimateSoul]

now I remember
my haiku was something like...
oh wait nevermind

I find it very
interesting how no one
has discussed haiku

I may think of more
later but for now I'm done
maybe tomorrow

[alainbryden]

I don't post too much
I'm just full of ideas
Give me a break man

Chardish, you're a bud
You of all people should know
that I don't postwhore

I rarely say things
without some sort of purpose
or else relevance

that being said now
I'll stop until the morning
observe my mad skills

[evilbutterfly]

It was a typo
It should read "Boy OH Boy Mix"
Silly Japanese

This I knew before,
But I stand by what I said
Captain Jack is queer

[chardish]

Chardish, you're a bud
You of all people should know
that I don't postwhore

Oh don't get me wrong
I wasn't accusing you
of postwhoring, man.

Postwhoring is when
You have not a thing to say
But, you still go post.

On the other hand,
You were just on a huge roll
Seven in one day!

No hard feelings, mate.
I was just advising you
To take a breather.

[alainbryden]

Well it's a new day...
and with more haiku's to come,
I will pwn anew.

No ideas yet...
OH CRAP MY CAPS LOCK IS STUCK
Fixed it. That's better.

Weird; so far today.
Two people said I'm on crack
Stupid people. Die.

...been joking around
Probably just too afraid
of what's on my mind.

[chardish]

Alain I've noticed
Your post count hasn't gone up
Did the mods lock it?

[Afrobean]

If the mods can lock,
why are the real postwhores still
going up in count?

[alainbryden]

Meh, I don't care much
I don't post just for post count
one two three four five

[alainbryden]

A new day, more work.
We both know it'll never get done.
Why do I bother.

[evilbutterfly]

Homework, oh homework
How I don't want to do thee
Instead, I play games

[Thy_Dungeonman]

So cool an e-mail,
I thought you might enjoy it
Ding-Dong Dear Strong Bad

[lightdarkness]

An Oxymoron
Thats what my name is, no lie
light darkness, cool guy

[chardish]

Perhaps it isn't
Maybe you're just lighter than
Regular darkness

[Privateer]

Ad-Aware is good
It cleans up my computer
Get it right now, all

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

If I had a dog
I would name it tenessee
Sex is good yeah k

[GuidoHunter]

Stab you in your eye
Take it from its cavity
Then pour bleach in it.

Skin the jerk alive
Using a big cheese grater
Then throw on some salt.

For someone who screams:
Shove an icepick through his tongue
And then down his throat.

Read the sweet stories
That are on my own website
Sadism is cool.


--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com/stories.htm

[blueeyedpoet]

"The Kite"

it looks like a bird
oh my god it is a bird
where the hell's my kite?

[alainbryden]

does anyone know
how to write one thousand words
on empty paper

[lightdarkness]

ok, all these are independent from each other....

I need some caffine
i like mountain dew the best
it keeps me awake

tests are not too fun
global is the worst by far
i hope i dont fail

FFR, my life
I spend hours everyday
just surfin the forums

Homework is the worst
worksheets, essays, hate it all
why must I do it?

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

[BluE_MeaniE]

Literature of
Ireland can be very
Difficult homework

[Afrobean]

This is a Haiku
The ones i write are awesome
their better than yours

You used the wrong "there"
It should be they're; like they are.
don't know homophones?

[esupin]

mister truck driver
how far will you go this day
before you come home

[Privateer]

This topic fell down
But I will bring it back up
It is called a bump

[Afrobean]

bump the old dead thread?
normally that's really bad
for this thread it's good

Why'd it have to die?
This thread was fun to post in
unlike other threads

This thread should not die
Keep it alive forever
make it a sticky

[alainbryden]

You heard Afrobean
Posts, they come and go, but stick-
ies are forever.

I cheat.

[Chrissi]

Most of these are not
even real haikus, and of course,
neither is this one.

Real haikus have more
rules than numbers of syllables.
Read these paragraphs:

A haiku must be literal. Haikus must not use metaphors. They must use as precise language as possible. Say what you mean to say in the LEAST amount of syllables.

A haiku describes the relationship between TWO objects. A pen on top of a piece of paper. A CD in a CD player. A bird in the sky.

It must describe a MOMENT IN TIME. Time does not pass in a haiku. Things aren't doing stuff.

No straying from the topic. Describe your subjects and their relationship. Nothing more.

There are more rules, but I'm tired. Not to try to limit what you guys are doing or anything. Simple syllable haikus are fun even if they aren't, by definition, real haikus. This is all just FYI.

Oh, and no persuading the audience. Haikus are unbiased. No feeling words. In general, don't use words such as "ugly", "annoying", or "expensive"... instead, use words like, maybe, "misshapen", "loud", or "fifteen dollars" respectively.

[TheEndisNear]

I hate math teachers,
they are all mean- why dont they,
all go rot in hell?

[TheEndisNear]

this is my 5th post
yet ive been here forever
should i talk some more?

[Afrobean]

Chrissi is messing
with our fun. lets do the opp-
osite as she said.

Also, as I said
about one page back or so
stuff about haikus:

What's with these haikus?
They should be about nature
and in nihongo.

EDIT: Check it out
I took it to a ninth page
word to your mother!

[Chrissi]

I'm not messing with
anybody's fun, I only
thought you'd like to know.

As I said, the stuff
I told you was just FYI.
No offense was meant.

[Afrobean]

chrissi is speaking
in terrible haiku form.
meh, I is teh WIN!

[TheEndisNear]

living in deserts,
it's too damn hot over here,
sunburns suck bigness.

[Afrobean]

How is my new sig?
I change it very often
the blue beans are good

[emccky]

very good afro.
i like the blue
beans in the
backround.

[perfect_fat]

Jamie is so hot,
I want to marry her now,
But I'm not worthy

[Afrobean]

very good afro.
i like the blue
beans in the
backround.

uh, dude, that is bad
It should be five, seven, five
not five, four, three, two

[TheEndisNear]

wait, i dont see beans...
there they are, i see them now.
i'm stupid sometimes

[Afrobean]

was it the red "x"?
it does that to me also
just click "show picture"

[Jam930]

did perfect fat just
write a poem just for me
strange...but sweet of him

[Anonymous]

nope, no red x's
beans are a little too light,
maybe you should fix.

[TheEndisNear]

that guest post is mine,
stupid computer logged out,
i hate stupid things!


i changed "me" to "mine",
it really does sound better,
now that i changed it.

[Afrobean]

those beans are just fine
they're very close to plain sigs
just look down below:

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ffrsiggy.php?user=afrobean

[TheEndisNear]

when they're together-
those beans are really quite clear,
'twas an opinion.

[TheEndisNear]

im just wondering,
where can i find those sigs, huh?
i would like one please!

*btw dont yell at me if thats a stupid question*

[Chrissi]

I just realized
Monoc had posted a very
sad yet good haiku.

RIP.

:(

[Afrobean]

that is okay dude
although there's a thread for it
here's the code for it

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ffrsiggy.php?user=TheEndisNear

put that in the sig
if you want a diff background
here's the thread for it

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/index.php?name=PNphpBB2&file=viewtopic&t=9553

[TheEndisNear]

thanks a lot afro,
i really hope this thing works,
if not, i got ideas...

[TheEndisNear]

well... that sucked bigness,
i didn't work the first time,
please God, let it work!

*edit* (cuz i dont feel like posting a whole new one)
im confused, i put the code afro had, and the first one he had on your link.

*edit #2*
well, i put it in my sig... doesnt work, so ill just put it in the body :P
http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/ffrsiggy.php?user=TheEndisNear (http://www.flashflashrevolution.com)

[stinkypoo]

dont kick that man's dog
too late, you already did
now its everywhere.

my haiku about
the saying "YOU KICK MY DOG"
now its all over

[Privateer]

http://img12.imageshack.us/img12/3298/haiku.PNG

[Cenright]

Privateer, count it
Seven sylable middles
Yours is only six

[Privateer]

Actually it's 5-5-5. I did that on purpose but forgot to take out the title. Oh well, it just makes it more sad.

[perfect_fat]

I started this thread,
and I see it has blossomed,
I hope I soon die.

[alainbryden]

I am leaving soon
To Get a Job in the East
I hope I'll be back.

[RobbyZero]

wonder if that is true?
please say it aint so alain please!
we would all miss you!!!!

[alainbryden]

Yep, It's true. Oh and
You shouldn't steal that other dudes
Briliant picture
(In your sig.)

[Afrobean]

He didn't steal it
It's satire alainbryden
I think it's funny

[Chrissi]

Afrobean's haiku
is not quite right, kind of
like this one.

[Afrobean]

what is wrong with it?
it's fine and everything
poop smells terrible

[Chrissi]

Meh

[TheEndisNear]

poop smells terrible

there goes Afrobean,
stating obvious things...
or is that the first?

[TheEndisNear]

when i hit 50,
i want to get a dollar,
that'd be radical!

*note*
50 VOTES, not 50 years old

[alainbryden]

o_O omg o_O
u r teh double poster
eh you postwhore you

[Afrobean]

hey, nice one alain
o_O is one syllable eh?
um yea ok o_O

[alainbryden]

I own this thread
I r teh king of haiku
I'm original

[Jam930]

i dont ever lie
but i could be lieing now
so do not trust me

[alainbryden]

Jams AV is liked.
Is it because of the breasts?
Of course it is. Sex.

[themanwithsauce]

I second that thought
But at least she's not a slut
at least she wore clothes

[TheEndisNear]

the mans got a point,
she did wear some clothes in there,
perhaps for better.

[eyespewgreekfire]

I think we all agree
Clothing on beutiful women
is bad

[Afrobean]

hey eyespewgreekfire,
your haiku is six, eight, two
that is not correct

I'll tell you the form
five, seven, five is correct
when will people learn?

If you did not know
that was about syllables
could not fit it, though

[TheEndisNear]

they will never learn,
they are naturally dumb,
they are just humans.

[lightdarkness]

this thread has gone dead
i must revive, right away
keep posting people

[RuhielRaptor]

the raptor will post
keep the haiku thread alive
dead things smell badly

[Afrobean]

Post in Haiku thread?
If I've got jack to say, why?
Oh well, I posted.

[TheEndisNear]

What's happening here?
this topic was almost killed,
whats up with that crap?

[Afrobean]

what are you saying?
you don't like the haiku thread?
this thread rules plus five!

[Auranceus]

In the end,
I will rule,
You are just a tool.

[Chrissi]

That's just a poem,
not a haiku. It's crappy,
anyway, but meh.

[TheEndisNear]

awww auranceus,
shouldn't you post a HAIKU?
damn humans- i swear...

[Afrobean]

Oh Em Gee! that's dumb
you would think people would know
what a haiku is

[jsdude]

procrastinating
as my doom draws nearer still
the finals cometh

[RuhielRaptor]

ah the finals suck
they eat my whole soul alive
then my brain goes dead

[mghvk]

Five syllables here.
Seven on this middle line.
And five more down here.

=)

[Jam930]

Haikus are really
Starting to get to my head
Someone kill this thread


Hey that rhymed...by enlarging this text and reading it, you have poor eyesight.

[jsdude]

i put a lot of thought into this one (not!)

the person who said
"no more hanky my wanky"
is God among men

[Afrobean]

don't let this thread die
come on everyone, post
keep this thread alive

[RobbyZero]

Haikus are really
Starting to get to my head
Someone kill this thread


I can read your small text just fine.

[TheTypist]

Indeed haikus are
completely overrated
don't waste time

[Afrobean]

Alright, I give up
I'll let this stupid thread die
haikus still rule though

[TheEndisNear]

How could you afro-
just let this thread die like that?
this thread lives forever!

(well, i think it would be cool if it did :P)

[TheEndisNear]

resusitation...
it will not bring this thread back.
yet, i'll keep trying...

[GuidoHunter]

Did I hear a "NO!"?
It's spelled resuscitation
Please let this thread die...

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[Afrobean]

guess what! I am back
I vow'd to not return, but
these are way too fun

[Kenzya]

Shut the **** up, bitch
You smell like donkey shi-et
your mom is a whore

[RuhielRaptor]

A trash talker eh?
fine you bastard, leave the thread!
go to garbage bin!

[MonkeyFoo]

Of all that I've learned,
The fact that bumping threads rocks...
Is at the forefront.

[Lightknight924]

Cold gentle breeze on grass
Sun sets high far in the west
Flowers in shadows.

Bumpin is not cool yo
Make us n00bs drool yo
Bumping-banning fo sho yo!

[MonkeyFoo]

Learn to write haiku:
Five then seven syllables,
Five for last line too.

At least, that's the good way to write them.

[lord_carbo]

Seriously dude
You suck at writing haikus
Just get out of here

[Lightknight924]

I try to download MapleStory,
I can't because I need an exe.
How do I register exe?


^^^^^^Is that good....answer the question.

[MrGiggles]

That is not Haiku.
You do fail at poetry,
Even though I suck.





More at writing poetry.

[Lightknight924]

Yes I do suck Haiku
I got a 77 on my Portofolio
In ELA for Poetry k?

[chuandyou]

Just five sylables,
Then seven more sylables,
Last, same as the first.

[B0NK]

the fly and the bee
flew very high in the sky
and hit the windsheild

[MonkeyFoo]

New years parties rock,
Hooked up with all the ladies,
Took two home with me.

[chuandyou]

New years parties rock,
Hooked up with all the ladies,
Took two home with me.

You only took two?
Silly, I took five with me.
I got so lucky.

[MonkeyFoo]

I did not explain:
I hit every girl that saw me,
Two came for seconds.

[FluorescentArmy]

I did not New Years!
Partying is not for me!
No, I am not fat.

[MonkeyFoo]

Celebration rocks.
Maybe you can't get ladies?
It's that anus face.

[deltro300111]

penis penis pee
penis penis penis pee
penis penis pee

I win the thread.

[B0NK]

penis penis pee
penis penis penis pee
penis penis pee

your a Fu6king fag
please do us a favor and
kill yourself quickly

[FluorescentArmy]

Celebration rocks.
Maybe you can't get ladies?
It's that anus face.


Oh, No, No, You see
I just don't like fat ladies
I dont like fat, see?

[chuandyou]

I just learned something!
What we're doing is renga! (http://www.dcate.net/JapanesePoetry/history.html)
(See bottem of page.)