The random facts thread!

[QreepyBORIS]

Here is a random fact for you:

Hitler was a painter until some critic insulted his art, so he enlisted in the army.

I couldn't think of anything else.

POST AWAY!!! :D

[Freak83]

Black and white are not colours. They are shades.

(BET YOU DIDN'T KNOW THAT HUH!?) :roll:

[Vellhart]

If you think about it long enough the true solution of 1+1=11...not 2

(only a genius like me could come up with that greatness)

[Freak83]

NO!!! HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU PEOPLE!!!??? NO!!!

[QreepyBORIS]

1+1=WINDOW!!!!

Its true, I just can't show you on a computer.

And technically, white is every color, and black is the absorbtion of color.

HAH!! I know physics (a little...)!!!!

[Vellhart]

Im in physics...i know a lot...and i must say that makes sense...of course in physics everything you say pretty much makes sense (its hard to be wrong unless you get to the math parts then you can be wrong)

[LEGO]

thats funky prism shit you know abuut... i think


random fact?

NOFX kicks ass :D

[stoneddinoofdoom]

actually that would be a random opinion. a random fact would be- the majority of cows in the world have four legs.

random enough?

[Kashell]

50 million children have been killed by abortion in the country of the USA since the law was passed in the 70's.


There you go.

[LEGO]

Michael Jackson isn't white.

[QreepyBORIS]

Three times the amount of people die of AIDS every day then all of the people who died in the World Trade Center incident. :shock:

Well, now we know what the press likes....

[Kashell]

AIDS is one of the lowest carried STDs of all the STDs.

[LEGO]

sucking on used tampons can be DEADLY!

(i never knew that :o)

[freaknacage]

if u yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough energy to heat up a cup of coffee.


hardly seems worth it, huh?

[Kashell]

It would be cooled off by that time..

Evaporated...

[freaknacage]

i guess so. but either way it doesnt matter to me... i hate coffee



~Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.~
omg it's a new fad diet!

[Kashell]

You can burn a hell of a lot of calories on DDR.

[freaknacage]

yeppers. it's like Lord Niobe said: DDR is great for losing weight!
not that he would care. he's friggin skinny as a rail

[Kashell]

I'm sure fat people couldn't play DDR except on Beginner mode.

[Kashell]

^Well, Hugly obsese people anyway.

Like, 400 lbs +

[freaknacage]

first of all, have u ever met anyone over 400 lbs? im just curious...
it's kinda scary if u think about it. i mean, if they sat on your head you'd be dead in like, 5 seconds. *shudders*

[Kashell]

Nope.


But they would be scarry. :x

[freaknacage]

i think we got off the subject...

~a duck's quack doesn't echo~

[Kashell]

I really am a living human being.

[SCIFIJUMP]

I met a couple people over 400 lbs. theyr'e no different from u or me.


Well known fact: Jared from Subway Looks like micheal jackson mixed with Dany Devito.

[jewpinthethird]

It takes 8 mintues for light to travel from the sun, to the Earth.

The sky is blue because the light of the sun is refracted off of all the nitrogen in the air.

[SCIFIJUMP]

Spidermans real name is Tobey Mcguire (SP?)

[BluE_MeaniE]

It takes 8 mintues for light to travel from the sun, to the Earth.



i thought it took something with a three....
3 minutes......3 hours.....something like that......but maybe not


i dont'r eally have a fact......
but..... "fact" is spelled "F-A-C-T"

......i guess that'll work :?

[SCIFIJUMP]

Homework sucks. that's a fact.

[LEGO]

Dr. PEpper sucks ASS :P

[SCIFIJUMP]

Hey, everyone has their own opinion. *Secretly plots legos assasination*

[LEGO]

No one can assassinate a plastic block, dumbass.

[SCIFIJUMP]

U can melt it. With a Flamethrower. :twisted:

[LEGO]

I'd like to see you attempt that one.

[SCIFIJUMP]

I would hire an assasin. hehehe.... *continues to plot legos assasination*

[87x]

samus arreins (sp?) (from nes) is a GIRL... not a guy

[SCIFIJUMP]

Samus is blue in Metroid Fusion.

[LEGO]

Samus Aran.

[freaknacage]

dr. pepper is good for getting a caffeine high

[LEGO]

Wrong. Penguin mints and a case o' Bawls is the best.

Research a topic before you debate on it, buster.

[QreepyBORIS]

Penguins don't taste too great. Good for getting buuuuuzzzzzzzed though.

BAWLS GUARANA ROXORZ!!!!!

[freaknacage]

ive never had a penguin B4, but if i can get buzzed, $#!+, why not?

[jewpinthethird]

The Bible is hookido.

[musicheck]

The other day a guy was climbing in a canyon and one of his arms got stuck under a 1000 pound boulder. He amputated the arm with a pocket knife. :cry:

[87x]

... and then walked to saftey....

[Yanah_the_Master]

Did you know this is a google?

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And this is a googleplex?

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[EMINEM67]

My name is slimshady!

[Yanah_the_Master]

No, your name is EMINEM67, retard :P

[EMINEM67]

KISS MY ASS BITch

[Yanah_the_Master]

I'd rather not

[87x]

google is great...

goto the search bar and type in you phone number.. it'll tell you where you live and how to get their.....

ex...

123-456-7890

(area code)-(first three number(if U.S))(last 4 numbers)

[jewpinthethird]

... and then walked to saftey....

HA!

---
You can't lick your own elbow.

[HSOK]

in the early 1990's nintendo (with the NES) had a market share of 90%. considered a monopoly, nintendo was hit with antitrust lawsuits. this means that nintendo, at one point, was a larger monopoly than microsoft. part of the settlement was nintendo would give away coupons for $30 off your next nintendo purchase. these coupons were put out in magazines at stores and handed around by nintendo reps. because most console products at the time were up around $100 this only resulted in the purchase of more nintendo hardware.

my useless fact for the day.

[LEGO]

... Giving out coupons increases popularity which in turn boosts future sales.

And I thought a google was

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40 zeros

[BluE_MeaniE]

a google is 100 zeros

and a googleplex is a 100 googles.........right?

[87x]

WTF are yall babbling about??

[LEGO]

We're "babbling" about how many zeros there are in a google.

[scorpio1690]

Um, who really cares about how many zeroes there are in a google or googleplex.

[jewpinthethird]

googologists...

[freaknacage]

what kind of word is "google" anyway?

[Freak83]

Search engine. Yes, that's my final answer.

[scorpio1690]

googologists... <------It was really far 2 the quote button lol



Who in hell is a googologist???

[87x]

ME!!!

[Konohamaru]

It is my Birthday :D .

Thats a fact

[Freak83]

Here is a fact. Konohamaru will say it's his birthday every day of the year. Ask him his age and he will give you a 4 digit answer.

[freaknacage]

On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
hehe i never knew they tasted so good

[jewpinthethird]

Your SUV is the cause for the "War"...

Hey, you can't argue with the AOL news...it's always right. Especially the time they said they would get rid of like the spam...I still get the same amount of porn and viagra offers everyday...

[87x]

jewpin you are correct....

fact....
Dolphin ejaculation can decapitate you.....

would that been be great to see on the news

[freaknacage]

thats disturbing....

fact:
a pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes

[87x]

well ladys say men are pigs..... now i wonder what their reffering too....
fact:
A Polar bears fur is tranparent

[SCIFIJUMP]

fact: Fraternitys have beer.

[QreepyBORIS]

Dolphin decapitation....how would that even WORK?

Uhh.... Whale Dongs are like 6 feet...

[jewpinthethird]

Well put, Qreepy.

I over use the whole "..." thing way to much....

[scorpio1690]

Fact~Cheese takes a long time to make

[Killrodx]

Fact:
There is so much sand in Northern Africa that if it were spread out, it would completely cover the Sahara Desert.

[scorpio1690]

Fact~Minnesota sucks whale dong

[Killrodx]

Fact:
If all the salmon caught in canada in one year were laid end to end
across the Sahara Desert, the smell would be absolutely awful.

[scorpio1690]

Until the 1960's men with long hair were not allowed to enter Disneyland

[Killrodx]

Fact:
All probabilities are really 50%.
Either a thing will happen or it won't.

[scorpio1690]

In New Mexico, over eleven thousand people have visited a tortilla chip that appeared to have the face of Jesus Christ burned into it

[Killrodx]

There are hardly any excesses of the most crazed
psychopath that cannot be easily duplicated by a
normal, kindly family man who just comes in to
work every day and has a job to do.

[scorpio1690]

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.

[87x]

Fact: yall talk to much...

[Freak83]

Coconuts kill more people in the world than sharks do. Approximately 150 people are killed each year by coconuts.

What....................................

Only 10 species of shark will actually attack you.

When you see a whale spewing out water, it's not water, it's air. Similer to the stuff you see when you breath in cold weather.

Whales held in captivity will have a much shorter life span than a whale free in the ocean.

Whale used to walk on land but slowly evolved into the water.

There are mountains under the water taller than Mt. Everest

Heh, sorry for all the ocean facts but we just had a presentation in the auditorium at school yesterday.

[87x]

the reason somethings "taste like they smell" is because when you breath in your breathing in tiny particles of that object... an the perticles land on your tongue... so in other words.. when you smell somthing really horid your really tasting it too...

[Freak83]

I kinda thought something like that... I always knew it was better to breathe in through your nose when there's a bad smell.

[87x]

I always knew it was better to breathe in through your nose when there's a bad smell....
thought wrong... no matter breating through your nose or mouth... it still happens....

[freaknacage]

fact:
humans and dolphins are the only organisms that have sex for pleasure.

[87x]

an otter has more hairs on it in a single square centimeter than any human does on its whole head... thats some really fine hair....

[QreepyBORIS]

fact:
humans and dolphins are the only organisms that have sex for pleasure.

...From experience, I assume?

Just kidding.

[scorpio1690]

The IRS employees tax manual has instructions for collecting taxes after a nuclear war.

[dragoniksar]

It is impossible to lick your elbow
(without breaking your neck or arm in the process)
Go ahead, try it.

[Kashell]

I just licked my elbow, foo.

[87x]

you might can lick your elbow... but you cant touch you right elbow with you right hand... or you left elbow with you left hand... try that

[scorpio1690]

ow that hurt,i almost spraineed my wristt

[lance_reiloh]

If you challenge people to perform a simple (but impossible) physical task, most will attempt to perform it.

[87x]

If you challenge people to perform a simple (but impossible) physical task, most will attempt to perform it.

correct... its funny to watch them do it too... especially telling them they cant rub the stomach clockwise with one hand and their head counter clockwise with the other at the same time... (i know its possible) ... watching them do that is too funny...

[freaknacage]

fact:
humans and dolphins are the only organisms that have sex for pleasure.

...From experience, I assume?

Just kidding.


wouldnt YOU like to know? lol jk

~fact~
50% of America's doctors graduated in the bottom half of their class.

[scorpio1690]

That's scary, just think about if you had to go in to surgery?!


Patient:Try cutting there
Doctor:Are you sure? Ok.
Heart Monitor:Beeeeeee

[freaknacage]

i dont think it would really matter which half they graduated in. i would prefer the top, but as long as he graduated, he's obviously good enough to perform surgery. =P

[scorpio1690]

Patient:Try cutting there
Doctor:Are you sure? Ok.
Heart Monitor:Beeeeeee



Did you not hear the




Beeeeeee....



????

[freaknacage]

lol i would sue. i dont think any doctor is that stupid, though

:fact:
the latest survey shows that every 3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the human population.

[scorpio1690]

What the hell? That isn't a fact, you learn fractions in like grade two and percent in grade three.




The spray WD-40 got its name because there were forty attempts needed before the creation of the “water displacing” substance.

[freaknacage]

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its
head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the
male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home... what the...? *riiiip*)

[87x]

let some girl try and rip my head off.....

fact:
all polar bears are left handed

[dave]

I just licked my elbow, foo.


Now bit your ear :lol:

[scorpio1690]

Lol, for all the chicks. Try to touch your shoulders behind your back and look at your heels :lol: .

[freaknacage]

let some girl try and rip my head off.....

fact:
all polar bears are left handed


how do ppl find these things out? it's a wonder that they dont get their head torn off while finding out.

[87x]

extensive research...

::guy sittinng at a alaskin ski resort... notices that all the polar bear pick you all the fishes with their left hands, then has sex with super model girl-friend::

See EXTENSIVE research

[dontcareaboutmyid]

(probably been written im lazy and dont want to read them all :P )
the average person will eat 5 spiders during the time they sleep

an alligator can't stick its tounge out

all polar bears are left pawwed

and finally the most common first name in the world is mohammed

[87x]

Fact: most suggestions are made by n00bs

[freaknacage]

fact:
a ceiling fan with a leash attached to it is not strong enough to hold up a 4 year old in batman underwear and a superman cape.

[QreepyBORIS]

Hitler was 1/3 jewish (did I say that one before?).

[freaknacage]

i dont believe you did.

einstein was 1\2 jewish and 1\2 german.

[Yanah_the_Master]

Fact: Moderators don't like me

Fact: Fat people and thin straps of rubber don't mix

http://www.siteforsoreeyes.org.uk/fatbungee.jpg

[87x]

fact: the down force of an alligator is stron enough to break cow bones... but you could hold hold his mouth shut with two fingers...

[scorpio1690]

The force of a shark bite is equal to having an 18 wheeler being dropped on your pinky,ouch

[87x]

damn... sharks bite hard... well umm.....

FAct: If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air the person died in battle.....if the horse has one front leg in the air the person died as a result of wounds received in battle..... if the horse has all four legs on the ground the person died of natural causes

[QreepyBORIS]

Fact: I already knew that horse thing.

[dragoniksar]

The largest pig on record was named Big Bill, who weighed 2,552 lbs.

[jewpinthethird]

Fact: Don't waste your time studying these facts as they will not appear on the SATs.

[scorpio1690]

We don't have SAT's in Canada eh? lol, We jus have year end exams and in gr 4,7 an 10 we have FSA's

[87x]

what the hell is a FSA???

[Yanah_the_Master]

my anarchy online char is uberer than yo mama, or yo mamas mama or yo mamas mamas mamas mamas mama. it pretty much stop there though

http://www.anarchy-online.com/character/bio/d/2/name/meetrox

[scorpio1690]

And this, kids, is how Yanah wastes his life

[87x]

hahha.... i hope someone kills you yanah.... someone on this sight with a screenshot of them killing you... then we could quote you and post that pic right under it... that would be funny

[scorpio1690]

87x....You are a sick and twisted person. Were you abused as a child??

[freaknacage]

what do you mean "as a child"? I think he's abused now. =P

[87x]

well umm.... *STOP YELLING AT ME.... NOT THE BELT.... MOMMY*..... *twitch*.... :cry:

[Freak83]

what the hell is a FSA???

I'm not sure what they stand for but like he said, we have them in grade 4, 7, and 10. It's student testing, usually on english and math. We had our grade 10 literacy tests this year. Without passing them, you can't pass high school (I passed! :D ) Grade 7 and 4, I don't remember what types of testing they were. Grade 9 though we also had a big math thingy, I think it was called EQAO. I'm not sure if that's only in Canada though.

[QreepyBORIS]

EQAO...Those Canadians are FUCKED UP! :o

[scorpio1690]

No, you see, we're not fucked, we're just smarter than you.

[87x]

hmmm.... ours are called... SOL's..... Standards of Learning... its to see if you know the minimal required to get to the next grade... we have those every year... grades 9-12....

[scorpio1690]

Hehehe, I thought SOL meant Shit, Outta Luck

[freaknacage]

random fact:
the square root of 9 is 3
not to change the subject or anything =D

[scorpio1690]

Fact: Cheese takes a long time to make.

[87x]

Fact: the amout of people staring at you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your actions

[freaknacage]

~fact~
cheese is good

[scorpio1690]

Fact: Melted cheese is better.

[87x]

fact: if you eat nothing but carrots for like.... ever.... you skin will start to change color to orange...

[scorpio1690]

Fact: Carrots help your eyesight

[87x]

weed helps your eyesight...

[scorpio1690]

Pot lowers your sperm count



Fact: My friend just snorted peper, he's a dumbass

[87x]

haha... hes an idiot... fact: evolution is more explainative than theology

[scorpio1690]

Fact: My friend almost passed out

[87x]

Fact: HES A DUMBASS

[scorpio1690]

Fact: I'm laughing at him.

[87x]

Fact: im Laughing at you, for being canadian... j/k... hes an idiot point blank....

[scorpio1690]

Fact: He's now snorting water....COLD WATER LMAO!

[87x]

Fact: just wait for him to drowned then tell him im laughing my ass off

[scorpio1690]

Fact: I kicked him in the nuts but he's wearing his goalie cup

[87x]

Fact: the forum switched back to the ugly red skin when i get on my ibook...

[scorpio1690]

Fact: I have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

[87x]

whenever i use my ibook at school... the forum changes colors to some ugly red scheme...

[freaknacage]

fact:
school computers are ghey

[dancthang06]

the great wall of china can be seen from space

wtf did they make that for n e wazes?

[freaknacage]

the great wall of china can be seen from space

wtf did they make that for n e wazes?

we've already had that conversation.

fact:
dancthang06 is stewpud

[87x]

Fact: compared to me freaknacage is a n00b!!!!

[scorpio1690]

Just to clear it up for you I think it was either built to keep a barrier between either the chinese and japanese or chinese and mongolian.

[freaknacage]

=P that's not very nice

[87x]

lol im just playing with you... but anyway
Fact: The truth of how the world came to be will never be found...

[scorpio1690]

Fact: It was probably a rock and some explosion happened and then the moon was formed and we got an atmosphere and we evolved from Uber bacteria to monkeys to us.

[freaknacage]

Just to clear it up for you I think it was either built to keep a barrier between either the chinese and japanese or chinese and mongolian.

it was between the chinese and mongolians. lol
we just got through studying that.

[scorpio1690]

Lol, I only knew about the mongolian thing because of an episode of South Park lol.

[87x]

hmm... and they had to dig flat plains on some parts of it in the mountain to the side...so they could farm their so they wouldnt have to leave the wall...

[scorpio1690]

Is that your random fact for the day?

[87x]

yep... heres another...
fact: TMNT was one of the greatest cartoons of all time..

[scorpio1690]

Fact: That's why it got taken off the air?

[87x]

ohhh.... ok... ok... think your funny do you???.... well it just so happens... that their comming out with another TMNT video game... and the reason they got taken off the air was bacause the target market was de-coolified by all those gay ass new wave cartoons...

[freaknacage]

right...

[scorpio1690]

Riiiiiggght

[freaknacage]

uh huh....

[87x]

yea... take that yall commie bastards!!!

[freaknacage]

oooooook...

[scorpio1690]

Ima kill you NAZI!

[jewpinthethird]

Fact: It was probably a rock and some explosion happened and then the moon was formed and we got an atmosphere and we evolved from Uber bacteria to monkeys to us.

Theory: The solar system was formed from a spiral of Interseler Dust. The Heavier elements were pulled to the center of the Spiral; dust glupped together and formed Planets. The Earth, in a molten state, was hit by a meteorite which was kept in rotation by the gravitiy of Earth and thus formed the moon. Volcanism formed the original atmosphere but was blasted away by Solar Outgassing from the Sun. Billions of years later, Prokaryotic cells evolved into Eukaryotic. Billions of years later, Man mutated from some mammal that shares a common ancestry with Apes. Sometime in the future man creates A.I. A.I. and humans go to war. Humans lose and are harvested for energy by the Robots after humans blocked out all light. Yeah, you know the rest.

[dancthang06]

yall are too smart for me

[scorpio1690]

Didn't you just copy that last part from T3? And wasn't the moon at a point attached to the earth so it was kind of lopsided but then the gravitational pull of the sun ripped it out but then the gravitational pull of the earth kept it in place?

[87x]

Fact: It was probably a rock and some explosion happened and then the moon was formed and we got an atmosphere and we evolved from Uber bacteria to monkeys to us.

Theory: The solar system was formed from a spiral of Interseler Dust. The Heavier elements were pulled to the center of the Spiral; dust glupped together and formed Planets. The Earth, in a molten state, was hit by a meteorite which was kept in rotation by the gravitiy of Earth and thus formed the moon. Volcanism formed the original atmosphere but was blasted away by Solar Outgassing from the Sun. Billions of years later, Prokaryotic cells evolved into Eukaryotic. Billions of years later, Man mutated from some mammal that shares a common ancestry with Apes. Sometime in the future man creates A.I. A.I. and humans go to war. Humans lose and are harvested for energy by the Robots after humans blocked out all light. Yeah, you know the rest.

the asteroid/rock that hit the earth in the molten state was called orpheus, and it collided into another rock cirling around the earth and they came togeher to form the moon, and thats what put the earth on its axis, the distance from the moon to the earth, also scientist belive that the sarah desert used to be a forest, but as some of us know the moon is getting 1 1/2 inches further away from earth each year, this will start the earth to spin differently, another thing the rings of saturn will eventually collide with saturn, their getting closer and closer into the atmosphere and will eventually be sucked in by the gravity.

[QreepyBORIS]

Dont care....

Im so tired....

[87x]

fact: sleeping makes you untired...

[freaknacage]

fact:
being untired makes you want to do something...

[87x]

Fact: wanting to do something and not being able to makes you bored....

[freaknacage]

fact: being bored is boring

[Freak83]

Fact: You are not stateing random facts, you are just carrying on a conversation with the word fact in front of it.... shoot... so am I.

[87x]

umm.... ok... well fact: the strength of the average horse is 24 horse power...

[jewpinthethird]

Fact: Horses are stupid.

[jewpinthethird]

Didn't you just copy that last part from T3? And wasn't the moon at a point attached to the earth so it was kind of lopsided but then the gravitational pull of the sun ripped it out but then the gravitational pull of the earth kept it in place?

Fact: No. It is from the Animatrix...psshhhh.

[scorpio1690]

Oh, I guess I missed that thing on Teletoon.....What day was it on? May 20? Crap, it looked kinda crazy.

[87x]

lol... i have that and still didnt recognize that...

[scorpio1690]

Lol, and this,children, is why 87x failed pre-school.

[QreepyBORIS]

Fact: 87x posts too much, too quickly (tommorow or the next day he will overtake me....) :cry:

[scorpio1690]

Where'd you come up with the name 87x?

[87x]

lol... i only post as fast as the community does... if theirs a orange tag on any thread ill check it out.... if i have an opinion ill state it... and the name 87x came from my brothers old company name.. he designed logos... i kinda just stole it from him... ive had it for about 5 years now...

[scorpio1690]

Ah, I see......*steps back from 87x in fear of having cool kickass name stolen* lol :lol:

[87x]

grrr.... i you dont have to worry.... your names not kickass.... j/k (just kidding).... i had to explain it.. cause in others posts when i just leave it abbreviated.... you still fly off the handle... not saying thats bad or anyhting... :D

[scorpio1690]

J/k means joking don't it??........THIEF!!

[87x]

lol... i always thought it meant just kidding... because i thought the "/" seperated two words... and something else... whatever...

[freaknacage]

that's how i always saw it

[scorpio1690]

Well you saw wrong....

[freaknacage]

well... you're on crack...

[QreepyBORIS]

Heh, I like that one, freaknacage. :)

So, true, too! I mean, just look....

I'll stop to prevent another possibly iminent flame war...again.

[freaknacage]

lol

[scorpio1690]

.....I'm on crack? CRACKHEAD! lol

[freaknacage]

CRACKWHORE! lol

[scorpio1690]

POSTWHORE lol,jk

[freaknacage]

shh... dont tell anyone...

[scorpio1690]

Lol, don't worry, your safe.

[freaknacage]

ok.. i'm glad...

[scorpio1690]

Ok....


Fact:I don't have a fact

[freaknacage]

fact:
me neither

[scorpio1690]

Fact:I think we're whoring a bit...

[freaknacage]

fact: i think you're right

[scorpio1690]

Fact: I think we should stop?

[freaknacage]

Fact: yeah. we should stop..

[scorpio1690]

Fact: Ya, we should...(Stop that is)

[freaknacage]

fact: yeah.....

[87x]

hmm... you whored more by saying you should stop...??? whatever...
Fact: the thing you piss from is called your urethra.... (might not be random to you but it sure is to me..)

[scorpio1690]

You didn't know that before? Geez, I knew that from King of The Hill....

[freaknacage]

.... well...
fact: the thing guys think with is not in their head...

[scorpio1690]

I swear it has a mind of its own!lmao

[freaknacage]

lmao!

[scorpio1690]

It does! And then chicks get pissed off..... :(

[freaknacage]

well yeah.. we like ppl to think with their heads.... most of the time...

[freaknacage]

well yeah.. we like ppl to think with their heads (on their shoulders!).... most of the time...

[scorpio1690]

But it has a mind of its oooowwwnnn.......87x BACK ME UP HERE!

[freaknacage]

shit i just screwed that up

[scorpio1690]

What?

[87x]

yes.. a mind of its own...and i think it has hypnotic powers.... cause it likes to make my reall head change its mind on a lot of stuff...

[scorpio1690]

Lol, ya....

[freaknacage]

... i'm not a guy.. so i wouldn't know...

[scorpio1690]

Ya.....Or would you :shock:

[87x]

HMMM... yea you have a B/F... you should know..

[scorpio1690]

Or does she have a g/f......Who really knows???

[freaknacage]

:roll: ....hey no one asked you....

[scorpio1690]

Hehehe, lesbians an bi's are the best....

[87x]

yep... that girl hikki fan (or something like that is a les)... but anyway... hm..... ::drools::

[freaknacage]

i'm straight thank you very much...

[87x]

i know you are... you boy friend is on here... but he doesnt get on much cause hes grounded.. or he was...

[scorpio1690]

Lesbians.......Whoa.....Sweeeeeet

[87x]

yea thats what im talking about...

[scorpio1690]

Hell ya...

[sithmercenaryboss]

Samus Arans name isn't Samus Aran it was a typo in the first game, COOL HUH

[guacamoledip_6]

the gestation period for n elephant is 19-22 months. wow, that's gotta be heavy.

[87x]

a whale produces 400 gallons of sperm and only 50 of it rached the female whale....
leaving 350 gallons of unused whale sperm flaoting around the ocean...

[freaknacage]

..... that's really disturbing... no really... you have no idea what that can do to a person's sanity....

[Hikki_Fan]

...So that warm stuff is whale sperm, not urine? HELP MEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

o.o Anyway. Don't pick your nose, kids: Eat your boogers, get cancer.

[freaknacage]

see what i mean?

[scorpio1690]

Boogers give you cancer?I thought all boogers were was dirt that gets like, all trapped by the hair in your nose....

[87x]

yea.. dirt and mucus with not and shit.... hhmm... well whatever...