Who Knows The Best Joke?

[giggilygault]

Simple. Post a joke funnyst joke wins!

Before you post your joke rate the joke above out of ten.

[giggilygault]

Sunday School

Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday School. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, Tell me, Mary, who created the universe? When Mary didnt stir, little Johnny, the boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. God Almighty ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good and Mary fell back to sleep.

A while later the teacher asked Mary, Who is our Lord and Savior? But Mary didnt even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. Jesus Christ! shouted Mary and the teacher said, Very good, and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child? And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, Ill break it in half! The Teacher fainted.

[Adamaja456]

8/10

A man sits down at a resturant and looks at the menu. He tells the waiter "I think I will have the turtle soup". The waiter leaves, but the man changes his mind to pea soup. He yells to the waiter "Hold the turtle, make it pea"

[Engler]

9/10 Nice.

I made this one up yesterday.

"What do you call a computer that is filled woth porn?"
"A FAPTOP!"

[anzolr]

1/10
lol
that's my joke to you, Engler

[dascookieman]

seriously this is the joke that i've laughed the most at

what's green and has four wheel?

a frog, i lied about the wheels

[dashoe93]

this thread is probably the same as the 100$ one but you rate the joke, and you dont win 100$.

when the thread dies, dont bump it.

I dont have a joke because i need one.

~DAshoe93~