FFR Summer Kickoff Subscription Giveaway Official Thread

[Bloodhunger539]

omg, whos gonna win the "sp@m WTFBrandon's profile" subscription? how are you gonna go through all that SP@M?!?!?!!??

[TSB_[X-OnTheRox-X]]

Has the cache been cleared? That sometimes fixes weird problems like that.

i just did what you said. same thing happened. :( i'm so sad.

[Synthlight]

Froston - "I fear Dolphins" Congrats man. Welcome aboard!

Next up:

Write a small paragraph in the official forum thread or in response to this news story on what ceiling cat means to you. Winner will be decided by a person who I pick at random to judge the stories.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[u84]

I'd like to judge. Seeing as how I won't win anyways.

[Babyvpr]

Haha nice!

[TD_Lito]

I fear dolphins?
THat's who won?
That's ****ing gay.

[kailure]

A cat whose profession is to spackle.

'Nuff said.

[Smok3y]

;1583278']i just did what you said. same thing happened. :( i'm so sad.


Uhh... Hmm... that's no good. Did you clear everything? Maybe it's a cookie related problem, or do you have another PC in the house or at a friends you could try it on? If the same thing happens on a different computer then I have no idea what to tell you.

[Bloodhunger539]

O_O!!!!!!!!!!

[smartdude1212]

Yes.
Plan on an essay I write in 45 minutes.
Actually, more like a well-thought-out paragraph that will be scrutinized ever so carefully.

[WTFBrandon]

YAY NO MORE SPAM?! =D
Aww...
Now im alone... =[
Nobody likes me no more ='[='[

[Synthlight]

I fear dolphins?
THat's who won?
That's ****ing gay.

Hahaha.. I fear dolphins.

Ok, who wants to judge this contest ending at 5pm? Do I have any people who want to volunteer?

Cheers,

Synthlight

[SethNightshade]

A cat who grabs onto something hanging from a ceiling fan than ends up on a wall.... >.<

[sarahxjane]

I DO~!

[u84]

I will judge.

[Bloodhunger539]

its ok Brandon, ill still sp@m your profile if you want :-D

[Babyvpr]

I`ll still spam your profile. =]

[u84]

I already offered to a little earlier..

[Raveren]

YAY NO MORE SPAM?! =D
Aww...
Now im alone... =[
Nobody likes me no more ='[='[

It's gonna be allright, I'll still spankIMEAN spam you :)

[WhyCry]

Me Teacher ME!!

[Synthlight]

*double post*

Btw.. I demand Digg justice!

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Bloodhunger539]

I'll judge if you want me to.

[Coolboyrulez0]

Win> ceiling cat is a cat that hangs on the ceiling! <Win
^
Win

[Babyvpr]

I`ll do it....FOR FREE!

[WhyCry]

I`ll do it....FOR FREE!

Yeah, i'll do it and pay you 500,000,000,000 Dollars!

[chunky_cheese]

Ceiling cat was my one and only love, how I miss Ceiling Cat sometimes, the fun we had, the great laughs and moments we shared. Ceiling Cat would comfort me, bring me gifts, pay my rent, and so on and so forth...


God I miss that toothbrush ;(

[Bloodhunger539]

lol... thats the point of "Volunteering" :P

[Raveren]

Oh, I volunteer

[SethNightshade]

I will stab my eyes out and run into fork laden walls if I was to be judge... though.... that does sound like fun....

[u84]

I'm still open for judging. XD

[smartdude1212]

I'd volunteer, but end up picking my own, and there'd be a huge upset and a coup d'état would end up happening.

Besides, Ceiling Cat is life, and deserves to have a loving paragraph dedicated to him.

[kailure]

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.

[Bloodhunger539]

XD lol

[WhyCry]

I'll judge, and give you a cookie :D

[Bloodhunger539]

my guess would be as a volunteer judge you cant submit your own entree for this hour =/

[fido123]

Celing cat is my Hero. When I get the urge to touch myself I know I can't because he is watching. My "area" has had some bad rashes and bruising from such things but now no more thanks to celing cat. Don't forget, Celing cat is watching you masturate.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Xypher12/CeilingCat.jpg

[eastsideman09]

Ceiling Cat means the world to me. i mean, its a Cat on a Ceiling, and i have no idea who this person is..... but still, they mean the world. cant you understand that? randompersonchosenbySynthtojudge, i hope when you read this, you understand the awesomeness of Ceiling Cat and how emotionful this paragraph really is. keep that in mind when judging, because this paragraph is da troof. how long is it supposed to be anyway? cuz i can go on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and onand on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and onand on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on and on about Ceiling Cat if i wanted/needed to. GO CEILING CAT, 4REALZ! L0NG LIV3 T3H S3ALING KAT!

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/8123/ceilingcatxl9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[u84]

I don't have a cookie, but I will still judge.

[Raveren]

Guys, don't forget to digg us Here (http://digg.com/news/upcoming/most)

[dcr]

you want to know what ceiling cat is to me its a frkin waste of time id rather jump of a frkin bridge than to descripe what the ***K a ceiling cat is my life is already a spiraling torrent of pain and misery why would i frkin explain it? See theres a little thing called dignity aww Fit a ceiling cat is obviously a cat drunk from beer pong the night before and now hes eating cake then he acts like a sexy diva and spirals into a huge deppressional state! thats what it so everyone who trys to explain it better you dont know nothin this is what a ceiling cat looks like in the sexy diva statehttp://www.flashflashrevolution.com/images/uploads/dcr1181416645lhi.JPG SEXY!!!

[Meatyguy]

Ceiling Cat: A cat who is really stupid and jumps up for anything that he/she wants and/or fancies just like this poor stupid creature! (because he didn't pick me in the pic contest I will laugh at him until I have a light blue name!)

A Real Live Ceiling Cat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dK8p5PE_8)

[WhyCry]

my guess would be as a volunteer judge you cant submit your own entree for this hour =/

eh, still worth it!

[u84]

I'm willing to take the automatic loss for this round and judge everyone else's.

[s0d1]

To me ceiling cat is something that brings me joy and ecstacy, as well as shame and despair. He watches me from above like that of a deity, and comes to comfort me with his presence when i'm feeling quite lonely, or spending some additional time with pamela handerson. I love ceiling cat with all of my heart as he will always have a special place in my heart.

On a related note, god bless caturday!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Xypher12/CeilingCat.jpg

[varmuusketju]

http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg

[sarahxjane]

Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3

[WhyCry]

Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

[fido123]

Celing cat is my Hero. When I get the urge to touch myself I know I can't because he is watching. My "area" has had some bad rashes and bruising from such things but now no more thanks to celing cat. Don't forget, Celing cat is watching you masturate.

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Xypher12/CeilingCat.jpg

This thread moves fast...

[i love you]

new song?

[n0vajin]

Ceiling cat....that cat is my world! :[ I just wish it would come down, I'm so lonely *cries* Come down ceiling cat! Daddy misses you! Win me a subscription... :cry: Ceiling cat is my only friend... when I was out in the streets, ceiling cat took me in. Gave me a home, food, and love.

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

EDIT: Ninja'd. Now I have absolutely no chance of getting a subsciption.

[u84]

Yeah well, i'll judge, Jump in a pool of oil, light myself on fire, and jump out of an airplane.. Beat that.

Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

[varmuusketju]

**** missed that :(

[Smok3y]

http://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpg




http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/5m0k3y/where-is-your-god-now-preview.jpg

[DrugstoreCowboy]

Ceiling cat is basically god and/or your conscience. Some people say they see him and others say they dont. Regardless, Ceiling cat is there. Ceiling cat knows what you are doing at all moments in your life. Whether you are sleeping, eating, drinking or fapping, ceiling cat knows. Ceiling cat can either be your best friend or your worst enemy. So remember ceiling cat the next time you are doing something that you shouldn't be doing. Ceiling cat is all-knowning and sees all. I love you ceiling cat.

[MrZombie]

Ceiling Cat: By definition, a Ceiling Cat is not only naturally born badass, but is by far the most vicious felion in the existence. If you ever end up crossing eyes with a Ceiling Cat, surgeon generals warning strictly reads, "Let it pwn you. For the love of god, just let it pwn you."

- MrZombie

[Bloodhunger539]

lol, so many entree's!!!
I'm waiting to see who synth picks for judge... XD

[WhyCry]

Ok. I will stay alive so I have the ability to judge while you rot in an everlasting dirt=nap.

Nah, I mean after i'm done judging.. HEHE, yes thats right.

[MrPopadopalis25]

What does Ceiling Cat mean to me?
By Mr. Popadopalis25


What does Ceiling Cat mean to you? When you hear the words, does it strike fear into your ounce of your body, or does it spread a warm, fuzzy feeling all over you? Some may say one or the other, but for me, no words can describe what Ceiling Cat means to me.
When I sit at home, after a long day, I like to kick back and relax. I go on the computer, check my email, browse some websites, maybe play some Flash Flash Revolution, and then go to bed. However, some nights, I may feel like this is not enough. When nobody is around, I may decide to do what the general public deems as "naughty".
However, when I'm about to tenderize the meat, I get a strange feeling. Its the kind of feeling that one might get when walking down a dark alley. That feeling, my friends, is that you are being watched. I quickly run to my windows and look outside, and to my suprise, I usually see nobody. As I sit back down, a small reflection in my monitor catches my eye. I spin around, and see a familiar face poking his head through a hole in my ceiling. It is none other than that perverted feline, Ceiling Cat!
I say to the cat, "Ceiling Cat! Are you doing what I think you are doing?" If it was the internet, I would have included a semi-colon and close bracket combo, more commonly known as ";)". The cat replies, "BITCH THIS KOOL-AID IS INTENSE!!!" and shoots me with his lasers until I explode. With my body and blood exploded all over my bedroom, I think to myself, "This is what Ceiling Cat is all about!"

[teh_masterers]

Ceiling Cat, in my opinion, is one of the most glorified cats in all of interwebz.. he is pretty kul and should be the prime minister of Canada, cause you know, Stephen Harper likes men.

[meno_rocks123]

Ceiling cat is an amazingly dirty little kitten. All it does all day is watch you masturbate. I personally like keeping things like that out of the eyes of other living things and I'm sure others do too. Pedo ceiling cat, who knew? but seriously, what's next for this dirty little kitten? loli? or more masturbation on the sofa? or maybe it will come down and scratch the furniture and go outside and run and play and eat and lick itself like normal cats do. But no, I think this cat is far beyond help and needs a large amount of mental therapy as do many other cats, dogs and other dirty animals. This is why I am setting up a foundation for these poor poor animals. By donating, you will be giving me the money that I can use to pay for their therapy, and if therapy fails, electroshock therapy, and if that fails, mental asylum. People, realize how scarred they must be. Imagine watching people masturbate all day every day for your whole life. How would you feel?
Please, save the animals.

[WTFBrandon]

yayyy =]

[Bloodhunger539]

http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a374/5m0k3y/where-is-your-god-now-preview.jpg

ROFL CEILING CAT IS FROM BEYOND YOUR GOD!!!!

[drifterz]

Ceiling Cat: Noun) 1 Definition : A mysterious cat which watches one endure in mastubation. It gets the name "ceiling cat" from hiding in the ceiling.

[adlp]

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Xypher12/CeilingCat.jpg

look at that. that cat is 1000% win, i mean, it sticks its head out just to see you beat it. i dont know about anyone else, but if i was to be wacking off, i would want this cat to be in my ceiling watching.

why is this cat so great?

its a mystery. people love mysteries. people love ceiling cat.

i love you, ceiling cat.

[WhyCry]

Wow, this turned into picture spam fast.

[xplayfan]

Ceiling cat is this epic, powerful animal that will make you so emotional and breathless that you will just breakdown in joy. Ceiling cat has been with us ever since the age of man. He has been there during Martin Luther King Jr's death. He was there on 9/11. He was there when gas prices were ridiculously overpriced. We owe everything in this world to ceiling cat. There should be a religion dedicated to ceiling cat. Ceiling cat is the source of everyone's existence. Without ceiling cat, the world would end.

[psychopete]

What is Ceiling Cat? Only the greatest terror known to man. Ceiling Cat stares at you, waiting for the opportune moment to strike. While you're watching that porn of yours, he's watching you do whatever the heck you do when you watch porn. You only see him looking down at you when you're done, after letting out a loud hiss. It then covers back up the celing tile and reports to God that there is another kitten to kill.

[kailure]

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.
Ceiling cat caught me once and I was like, "Wtf ceiling cat?"

[HK_KrAz3]

ceiling cats for me are the world i mean they watch wat u do all da time even wen u dont notice it they can see you making lov and think wtf. They are the world to me. I have a special bond with them and i would never like to break it. A ceiling cat is lke your parents or your wife you luv dem till death forever and cherish them for a lifetime. Thats what a ceiling cat is to me

[Infernova]

What IS "The ceiling cat"? Well...

When God created the universe, he first created the planets, but for one reason. As a ceiling for cats. It has been the research of many scientists over the years, many coming to the conclusion that the world was created by 'The Big Meow'. Adam and Eve felt threatened by these ultimate creatures, and thus were determined to persuade mankind that they were to be kept in cages, and away from power. In some cases, these poor things were even eaten by the government in order to prevent a 'Mew Mew Revolution'; the age of a new feline era.

However, being the highly intellectual creatures that they are, the cats managed to infiltrate the human bases, known as 'houses', to gather a collection of information on humans. With their 'cute' appearance, many cats are now freely bred and kept as 'pets' all over the Earth.

Throughout these observations, they have noticed many things about a typical lifestyle, including the art of masturbation. The cats will use their newly acquired knowledge to penetrate our weaknesses and retrieve control over the galaxy yet again.
_____________________________

How this helps towards me getting a subscription, I have no idea, but I severely hope it does. xD

By the way, all of the above is true, so PM me for more theories above Ceiling Cat, and I might reply if I'm in the mood.

[Smok3y]

Wow, this turned into spam fast.

This is the very nature of the internet. Especially when you ask people to do things like this. rofl.

[Bloodhunger539]

O_o some of these people seem to be worshipping Ceiling Cat

[WhyCry]

Ceiling cat, we know him as our god, as our friend at a time of need.He is always there to watch us masturbate, no matter what the time or where the place.He is our friend.In a way, our elder or whatsoever Idol.As he watchs us, we feel safe in a way that no one could ever feel.He is the best cat ever.He fears nothing but dogs.The evil ceilling dogs, he fights a war everyday against them.Praise HIM PRAISE HIM!

[Mr. Jefferson]

What Ceiling Cat Means to Me


Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is ithttp://www.222design.com/myspace/ceiling_cat.jpgbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. Thank you.

[adlp]

so has the judge been decided yet?

[rebel yell]

whats up guys?

[RB_QT-kenny]

A CEiling cat is a cat watching you get naked and watching you masturbate.8-)

[Bloodhunger539]

i dont think theres a judge... idk =/

[u84]

I am hoping the title of judge goes to me for this round. We will see, though.

[Synthlight]

I will decide on a judge about 15 minutes before the 5pm contest starts and the 4pm one ends.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Adamaja456]

To me, Ceiling Cat means hate and love. Someone obviously threw their cat up at the ceiling hoping it would die. But he didn't realize cats has 9 lives. The cat ran away to the Lab in CSI and fell into Grissom's hands. Grissom examined the cat and through evidence, found out it was thrown up and hit the ceiling with great force. Then Sara walked in and asked about the cat. Grissom explained it was abused from being catapulted to the ceiling so Sara decides to name the cat Ceiling Cat. Grissom and Sara have a minute of silence, then smile at each other. Sara picks up the cat and they go back to Grissoms place to get freaky. Hate formed the Ceiling Cat and Love was made from the Ceiling Cat =]

[Raveren]

Hell, since the judge wasn't stated alound, I went ahead and judged them all myself anyway, maybe my picks will be right.

[jdkelly1]

Ceiling Cat Means Cheeseburgers To Me. Nice Burgers With Grilled Eggs With Smoked Sausage And Melted Cheese Drisseled On Top In Between 4.76 Whole Wheat Buns. Ceiling Cat Was My Personal Chef Who Would Make Me These Delicious Cheeseburgers At The Snap Of My Teeth. Too Bad He Got Hit By A Tree.

[merlinseras]

Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. It reminds me of my old cat and our fun together. ok, it wasn’t fun for the cat, but i was lmao. honestly, ceiling cat means nothing to me, i don’t know them, and i probably won’t, but it is nice to see that the winners get to have publicity. thank you for letting me remember the cat i had when i was young, but you really mean nothing to me.

[rebel yell]

synth i won an official ffr contest today wheres my vbeta rofl version????

[JsPapp26]

This coming presidential election, vote for the candidate who has always been there for you. Ceiling cat.
Vote for the candidate you believe will run this country the way it should be run. Ceiling cat.

Now, you may know from some of the other candidates that ceiling cat has a bit of 'history', but clearly, none of this is true. All of it was a feeble attempt to steal you votes from the BEST candidate. Ceiling cat.

Vote for Ceiling cat. 1000% yes.

[Silver_Brian]

Ceiling cat, to me, is a guardian of 11 year old boys. He makes sure that boys of such a young age do not masturbate, by fear of him watching them. Ceiling cat's large eyes help him to watch everyone in the world, and have gotten so big from watching many unpleasant scenes. Ceiling cat is an honored presence among the ceilings of this world's citizens. (Except those places that don't have ceilings.) Thank you Ceiling cat, for watching over us all.

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

To me, Ceiling Cat is a burning symbol of cruelty and hatred. I have endured much pain and suffering without my beloved subscription, especially today. Me and my subscription had several chances to be together, but they were stolen from us every time, and now, Celing Cat shows himself to further my misery. He knows that I do not have the knowledge to accomplish the task I am given, and therefor presents himself as an obstacle to my happiness. Why must I be subject to such agony? Naked and alone, my soul wanders through a deserted Applebee's, with no buffalo wings to satisfy my torturous hunger, no ranch dressing to quench my insatiable thirst. DAMN THEE, CRUEL FATE!

[-Moo-]

Ceiling cat means....

A. Cat. That. Lives. On. The. Ceiling.

There's my Paragraph.
Hope i win.

[T3RR3N]

Ceiling Cat

Thou cant but describe the majestic elegance of this misunderstood beast. For he, up above, neigh in the ceiling is watching. Always watching. His eyes have withstood many a image that thou shalt not want to remember. He is watching. Always Watching. For in the first age of the kingdom of ffr there was but a crack in the ceiling, and none was thought of it. Day by day, Digg by Digg, he emerged to fight, only to be horrified by the image, a horrible image, and to this day he is watching. Always Watching. It is though this saga, that the ceiling cat came to be, he means alot to me, he watches over me. But alas, he is but a cat.

[samuri#1]

its whatever u think it is unless it really is something

[-Moo-]

synth i won an official ffr contest today wheres my vbeta rofl version????

Dude... what are you talking about? You won a Subscription.

[rebel yell]

summer give away CONTEST!!!!

[robotdonkey]

Ceiling cat means, to me, a story all about how, my life got flipped, turned upside down. So I'd like to take a minute, just sit right there, and I'll tell you all about how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air. In west Philadelphia, born and raised, on a playground is where I spent most of my days. Chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool, playing some basket ball outside of my school, when a couple of guys (up to no good) started making trouble in my neighbourhood. I got into a little fight, and my mum got scared. She said "You're moving in with your Auntie and Uncle, in Bel-Air."
I whistled for a cab, and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror. If anything, I can say, this cab was rare. But I thought "Nah, forget it. Yo homes, to Bel-Air". I pulled up to the house at about 7 or 8, and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo homes, smell you later." I looked at my kingdom. I was finally there: to sit on my throne, as the prince of Bel-Air.

(bin dun?)

[smartdude1212]

Ceiling Cat is the creation by God who watches over people as they masturbate. He was employed especially by God, as He didn’t want to have to look at all of those genitals; once was enough, in many cases.

Ceiling Cat can always see you. He hides in any nook and cranny that can be found in one’s ceiling, and is very, very stealthy. There is only one known picture to date that depicts Ceiling Cat, and many experts believe that it was made up by a group of fans anyway.

We will never know the true identity of this masturbator-watcher. Much of the info may have been gained by evidence left by Ceiling Cat; it may also just be a story made by fans of this creature.

Remember, Ceiling Cat is always going to be there, and he will always make sure you are safe.

[rebel yell]

but whatever im just pmsing at synth

its fun u should try it :p

[T3RR3N]

rebel, you win subscriber, you can only win vrofl if you place top 8 in tourney, instead you get like 235723 things

[steveklaws]

ceiling cat means so much to me...she represents all of the cats that i have seen on the ceiling. Cats on the ceiling aren't scary. i just love it. my cat never hangs out on the ceiling and im glad ceiling cat can do it for me. Thank You Ceiling Catl

[skydragon957]

To me ceiling cat means all the awsome things there are in FFR for example the games like FFR FFR R2 FFR Resonance Spin it up¡ and the persons that made this possible synthlight,cornandbeans the tokens the skill tokens FFR is the best online multiplayer game ever.
Thanks for listening.

[emerald000]

Ceiling cats...Those little creatures that are unknown to those calling themselves humans. They take the appearance of the first small animal they see (usually a cat,) and lives on to put trouble in his neighborhood. On of their favorite tricks is to get in the ceiling of unsuspicious teens' chambers and look at what they are doing, which is usually looking for pleasure... It's that kind of activity that gave them their name. But what are they really?

In reality, the creatures called "ceiling cats" are from an planet from another galaxy, called "Ceiland". To become an adult, they must go to another planet with creatures living on it and must do mischevious things. If they accomplish that task, they can come back and continue on thier living. But there's a major problem they haven't thought about: coming back from Earth.

Once transformed in a cat, they can't become to their normal self and must live on in that body. And cats can't travel through time-space distortions... So they are stuck here until men found some way to do it and then, once these creatures will be abel to grow at their will, the Earth will be dominated, for ever.

Be careful. Look around yourself. You never know where you can find a "ceiling cat". If you see one, kill it immediately, unless you want your future generations to be killed in atrocious ways...

[Fragmaster01]

Long has our world been populated by cats of all kinds. Long have they awaited the coming of a master cat, one who will raise them all up to take lordship of the earth. One day, they awoke to hear the sound of orchestras, accompanied by what appeared to be thousands of choirs, all singing the praises of the cats of the earth. They knew; their time was now.

Upon seeing ceiling cat, they were reported as being "very disappointed", and immediately went back to playing FFR.

[rebel yell]

i k now i just like pmsing about pointless stuff god wheres ur ppls sense of humor god!

[rebel yell]

nvm

[Bloodhunger539]

What is Ceiling Cat to me?

Well... to me, Ceiling Cat is a very gifted and unique lil kitty.

First off, Ceiling Cat, like a few other gifted kitties, will hang from the ceiling when the owner throws him/her into the air. A gift like this cannot be taught, it is something that a few special kitties obtain at birth.
Up until now, that was the extent of this magnificent gift. Now, this extrodonary lil kitty, Ceiling Cat, has pushed him/her self beyond the limits of all the other gifted lil kitties of the world!
Ceiling Cat has found a way to not only be able to Hang from the ceiling, but to walk on it! Ceiling Cat no longer needs the unneccessary stress on his claws to hang from the ceiling! Ceiling Cat is an inspiration, to me and all the other cats of the world. One day; perhaps, maybe all of the gifted kitties of the world will discover the secret that has been discovered by Ceiling Cat, so that all the gifted kitties may walk on the ceilings and spy on people!

<3 for Ceiling Cat and his perverted ways XD

[Bloodhunger539]

rofl

[Jtehanonymous]

Ceiling cat, I urge you to look away from all these other phony expressions of admiration, and look within this paragraph's contents for the genuine truth. Ceiling cat, you are worth more to me than all of the credits on FFR, and yet you still shove me away. I try so hard to be appreciative of your humbleness and honest disposition. You are more than just a cat who clings from ceilings, but rather, an advocate for teaching the community what's right. Your example you set forward for me and everyone else is too great to even begin commending. And still, you recieve no credit for all the greatness you were endowed, but simply continue onward giving back to everyone who is so blind to your presence, and all you teach us.

A worthy fan,
Jtehanonymous

[AK_Parker]

Ceiling Cat:

A cat that has been scared so much, or is a ninja, and has to go onto the ceiling in order to escape, or kill, the person. This is for offence and defensive manouvers. It’s a great tactic that should be used in real life. CEILING CAT!

[sexyinpink]

Ceiling Cat is creature sent from God. God sent this creature for one purpose only, watch us human beings masturbate. The definition of masturbation is... well i think we all know that. The definition of Ceiling Cat from answers.com is unknown, but is mentioned in the book Cactuses Come in Flocks. So as you can see, there is no definition of ceiling cat, all we know about this mystical creature is that he watches us masturbate. You have to look deep inside your pants to find the true meaning of Ceiling Cat. But, there is always one question that mankind had trouble with. Is Ceiling Cat watching you?

What Ceiling Cat means to me? Ceiling Cat means a lot to me. He's always watching me and i always think about him watching me. Will he strike me down? Will he hiss at me? Or will he stay there in the ceiling? Ceiling Cat is one of my best friends. I treasure him dearly. He will always be watching me masturbate until the day i die. This bond between me and him (her), is everlasting. Who knows?, he may be watching you!

Cheers,
Ceiling Cat

[DarkbearX]

I must say, a lot of people in here need to lurk moar.

[vemuck]

To me, ceiling cat represents laughter. Everytime I think of ceiling cat, I cannot stop but to giggle a little. The reason behind this is simple: what is funnier than a cat grabbing onto the switch of a ceiling fan and getting spinned around endlessly? It may seem cruel to some, but we all know it's hella funny. The best part of course is when it releases itself from the ceiling fan thus hitting the wall. If anyone needeth a reminder of how uber funny this is, well here is a path to the awesomeness. http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8585196278388210835
This is what ceiling cat means to me and hopefully others can see the same funny that I do out of it.

[Bloodhunger539]

ok well, i have to go do something else for a lil while but ill be back
(which really means please dont pick me as a judge synth lol :( )

[Mr. Jefferson]

What Ceiling Cat Means to Me


Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is a ceiling cathttp://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpgbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. I've been researching these creatures almost all of my life and they never cease to astound me. They are not harmful and they make great pets. That is what a ceiling cat means to me and I hope that you have had the chance to learn what a Ceiling Cat is and what it can do for you. *begins tearing*:cry: Thanks.

[kailure]

ceiling cat

A Feline deity who enjoys carving a hidden niche into the ceiling so it can hide above its victim's bed and watch masturbation take place.
Let me remind you... ceiling cat is like a feline version of Micheal Jackson except ceiling cat doesn't care how old you are or what gender you are. ;D

[Synthlight]

Omg.. the ceiling cat madness.. Someone to judge the paragraphs and stories will be picked in approximately 5 minutes.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[TwilightPrincess]

Liek, OH EM GEE! All I have to do is write a paragraph in response to the news story? Ok, here goes....

Ceiling cat means I should look everywhere before I decide to masturbate. Even if I am in a washroom, my bedroom, or even in an outhouse with no windows! You've gotta look everywhere for that little bastard. He hides in your ceiling... And watches you masturbate. I never got that little cat though... Does he take pictures and sell them on ebay? :S ? I don't want to know.

http://bmhsforums.com/img/ceiling_cat.jpg

[OhMyGod666]

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one.

In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there.

P.S. I found it on Encyclopaedia Dramatica

[WhyCry]

Ceiling cat, a cat believed to be created by god to watch people masturbate.God knew that this cat would not fail.He gave the cat the power of invisiblity to use whenever watching someone.God then made an 11th commandment saying "thou shall haveth a hole in thee ceiling."Since that day ceiling cat has been watching people masturbate.He always wished he could masturbate, but he was to fat(Fatter then 500 whales).So everyday till one day he has been watching us.God made a 12th commandment saying "thou shall masturbate, or face thee wrath of PEOPLE THAT ARENT LOSERS AND HAVE GIRLFRIENDS HELL.Since that day people masturbate 50 times a day.Causing loss in sex, but gaining the ability to live in heaven forever! Ceiling cat sadly at his last supper told his dis-cat-ples that it was his time to leave the earth, so he could die, to free people of non-master-sin.Ju-cat was the one who betrayed him for fat girl cats.At 3:00am he nailed on a treat, with milk nails.Died.Ceiling cat Jr now takes over gods laws today as he walks the holes of bathroom ceilings.WATCHING.

[chunky_cheese]

I think the last contest should be, "Who can get the last positive vote into my profile by the end of the hour!" Winner gets 10,000 credits and their subscription :P

[ChaosMaster1]

To me, Ceiling Cat means that I can never masturbate in peace anymore.
God made Ceiling Cat as a sign for us to not watch pornography. Ceiling Cat represents God in the way that he sees everything, including you masturbating. No clues of the identity of Ceiling Cat with the exception of empty milk bottles and pieces of Meow Mix. All I know is, I bought all those Girls Gone Wild DVDs for nothing.

[Meatyguy]

Ceiling Cat: A cat who is really stupid and jumps up for anything that he/she wants and/or fancies just like this poor stupid creature! (because he didn't pick me in the pic contest I will laugh at him until I have a light blue name!)

A Real Live Ceiling Cat! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=73dK8p5PE_8)

[Synthlight]

Ok, time to pick a judge for this contest. Any last words to sway me to choose you for the judging?

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Adamaja456]

yea pick someone that likes CSI hahahahahhaa
EDIT: but dont pick me

[TwilightPrincess]

I have a few last words!

Ceiling cat watches you masturbate.

:O

Cheers,
Daniel

[rebel yell]

sorry for winning kailure :(
i was waiting for 40 minutes with the answer watching the clock waiting for the second hand to hit 12 my time,2 the constest time

[kailure]

You can pick me as long as my submission counts.

I ARE 4 MUST WIN THE YAY @ ME

[chunky_cheese]

Um. Pick me because im beautiful.

P.S. I like CSI

[Adamaja456]

sorry for winning kailure :(
i was waiting for 40 minutes with the answer watching the clock waiting for the second hand to hit 12 my time,2 the constest time

i did the same thing, i set up my computer clock and when it was 4 seconds til the time, i clicked post

[AK_Parker]

Judge ftw! Can you pick yourself? lol

[kailure]

sorry for winning kailure :(
i was waiting for 40 minutes with the answer watching the clock waiting for the second hand to hit 12 my time,2 the constest time
Yeah... I know... I was like a few miliseconds late.

[rebel yell]

yes synth i think it would be awesome for u to pick a previous winner to be the judge

[Raveren]

I've read all entries to date and already made decisions, my very own ceiling cat is helping me judge.

Judge Raveren and Jury Raveren's ceiling cat.

[chunky_cheese]

But im ALWAYS a winner.

[TwilightPrincess]

I SEE WHAT U DID THAR
o_O

[OhMyGod666]

I Like Pie!!!!!


Bye!!!!

[young grasshopper]

ceiling cat-what happens when i get a new knife!

[SoultakerNFH]

http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/CeilingCat-1.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/GuysoncouchCalm.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/CeilingCat3.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/GuysoncouchCalm.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/CeilingCat2.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/GuysoncouchExcited.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/KittyScared-1.jpg
http://i53.photobucket.com/albums/g53/SoultakerNFH/GuysoncouchExcited2.jpg

[JTOTHEACKIE2]

Ceiling Cat wh0's d4t? Wh03v3r d4t 1s h3 1s m1 h3r0! y34 4 th1s 94y 4ss typ1n9! 1'm on1y d01n9 1t t0 p1ss p30pl3 0ff! I'm never doing that again it took way to long...but really who is ceiling cat it obviously must be awesome to liked by synth that much.

[rebel yell]

one more reason to pick me for judge how can u resist gir with an ipod? i mean cmon

[TwilightPrincess]

Someone please make the decision IT'S KILLING MEH!

Oh BTW Ceiling Cat says hi :P

[Adamaja456]

theres only 5 minutes left for this contest lol

[Cabbage9]

The Ceiling Cat is no ordinary cat. This cat's main objective is too distract anyone who is doing you-know-what. Why? Not to protect itself but to save all the other kittens in the world! Because every time some human being just couldn't help theirself and fap off then the mysterious creatures we know as Domo-kuns will burst with rage and kill! The Ceiling Cat is selfless, couragous, and heroic. If Domo-kuns were to attack humans every time they produce mayo I wouldn't be brave enough to break and enter into houses to stop those selfish people! And it'd be very disgusting to see! The Ceiling Cat is cool and I like its character. I believe that this feline deserves a Nobel Prize and everyone should appreciate what the Ceiling Cat does.

[kailure]

If I don't win this one I'm going to steal the ceiling cat from all of you.


Forever.

[Synthlight]

Ok Ravern, you have convinced me you are ultra internet serious bizness about judging this hours contest. Decide on any entry besides your own and so it shall be.

Sorry cheese, you came in second if it brings any comfort to you.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Mr. Jefferson]

What Ceiling Cat Means to Me


Ceiling Cat: A ceiling cat is no ordinary ceiling. It is one who is swift yet agile, Quick yet quiet, unlucky yet very lucky. You may think that this is a ceiling cathttp://www.cisnky.com/images/blog/ceiling_cat.jpgbut it isn't. You don't know what the ceiling cat looks like because no one has ever seen one before. People think that ceiling cats look like cats but that is just a legend. Ceiling cats do not fall or break, they do not stain nor drip. It is a cat that looks like a ceiling not a ceiling that looks like a cat. I've been researching these creatures almost all of my life and they never cease to astound me. They are not harmful and they make great pets. That is what a ceiling cat means to me and I hope that you have had the chance to learn what a Ceiling Cat is and what it can do for you. *begins tearing* Thank you.

[chunky_cheese]

I have my winner if I am picked I will be ready.

It is someone who has deserved a subscription since the day they came into existance and I am positive of my choice, I only hope that, if someone else were to be chosen as the judge they will choose this person aswell.

EDIT: Ninja'd by synth, but stil, second place! So come on rave, pick the person im thinking of!

[rebel yell]

kailure ull win one im sure :)

[makdaddy]

cieling cat eats dolphins for fun, yay

[smartdude1212]

Well, today I found out the truth. Ceiling Cat and I were on a “break” from each other as of two weeks ago. I found out today that it wasn’t just a break, it was a complete break up. This sucks... really bad. I put so much time into masturbating because of Ceiling Cat, and he’s gone. It almost makes me feel like I wasted my time.

But... I know I didn’t completely waste my time. I know that even if I did it for Ceiling Cat or not, it’s still one of the best masturbation sessions I ever had, if not the best. I accomplished one of my ultimate goals: to masturbate in front of the one and only Ceiling Cat.

Ceiling Cat gave me the will to ejaculate.

[R0nburgundy]

Ceiling cat was born in A small town in canada in 2001. She had 3 sisters and 2 brothers. She lived the first few years of her life in a cardboard box on the sie of the street. She had never heard of the internet before and the fiirst time she got online she was instantly addicted. She soon got tired of the internet in Canada and decided to move to the united states. She moved to Chicago Illinois and started a new life as a computer technician. Her first job was working for the geek squad at Best Buy. She soon got very bored of her job because it wasnt anything fun with computers. With her loss of interest she soon got fired from her job.
The next day she was at home looking online for jobs when she had an idea for a game. The game would be like DDR but on a keyboard. For the next few weeks she worked on this game almost non-stop. The only times she stopped was when she fell asleep or got really hungry. After three weeks her games was nearly completed but she realized that nearly all her money was spent. The next day she went and got a part-time job at Mcdonalds. She worked as much as she could for the next 3 months and only worked on her game at night.
Four months after she started her game she was finaly done with the first version of it. She had been thinking of a name for it for a while and decided that Flash Flash revolution would be best to call it. Ceiling cat started to wonder why she even made this. Because of this game she lost her boyfreinds and all of her freinds hated her. She decided to move away and start a new life.
Ceiling cat didn't move that far away just on the other end of Chicago. In her new neighborhood she became freinds will all her new neighbors and got a decent job as a cares salewoman. She was working on a new song for her game when she had the best idea of her life. "I can put my game online!" she exclaimed. So ceiling cat made a website that was flashflashrevolution.com. She didn't think anything bug would come from it but she spread the work around through her freinds and family. People soon began to call it ffr.
Nearly everyone ceiling cat had play ffr was addicted to it very quickly. Not long after she created ffr and added screenames that people could get that a young man named shashakiro joined. Ceiling cat was amazed but his perfect sense of beat and how quickly he could move his fingers.
A few years went by and ceiling cat added things to her website like profiles, multiplayer, ffr radio, the forums, and vid chat. All these things helped ffr become a great online cimmunity and hundreds of thousands of people had joined.

Ceiling cat = synthlight

[OhMyGod666]

OMFG 4chan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOO

[u84]

To me ceiling cat is something that brings me joy and ecstacy, as well as shame and despair. He watches me from above like that of a deity, and comes to comfort me with his presence when i'm feeling quite lonely, or spending some additional time with pamela handerson. I love ceiling cat with all of my heart as he will always have a special place in my heart.

On a related note, god bless caturday!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb110/Xypher12/CeilingCat.jpg

This person should win.

[BL_destruction]

Ceiling cat, n., a silly lil cat that was brought to this world before any other creature existed. this cat observes all living, intelligent creatures. he spent all of his time watching cavemen and taking note of their every move. then the cavemen began to evolve and it became harder for this cat to watch over them. nevertheless, the cat began hiding in ceilings, where no one would think to look when they are about to masturbate or whatever they are doing.

to this day, ceiling cat watches over everybody and it is still a mystery about what this creature looks like (just like bigfoot)

[Meatyguy]

If I win I will give everybody a ceiling cat who doesn't have one and that needs one so... plz pick me or the ceiling cat will fall and be a six feet under cat

[Adamaja456]

hooray for Ceiling Cat!

[i love you]

ceiling cat is a cat who runs anywhere to hide from it prey. It will most likely jump up to the ceiling and run.

[Synthlight]

If Ravern doesn't pick in 1 minute, Cheese will take over and declare a winner.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[OhMyGod666]

Ceiling cat is known to teleport between houses and poke his head through holes in the ceiling to watch people masturbate.

If there’s no hole in your ceiling, he’ll make one.

In a recent interview with ceiling cat, he pointed out that he isn’t a pervert and that he does it for the lulz. Ceiling cat also dislikes the Pakistanis, because they don’t have ceilings there.






CEILING CAT IS OUR GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!HAVE MERCY!!!!!!AND PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mmmmmmmmm......pie.........

[kailure]

Time! Winner is kailure.

I will actually have my tooth punched out if I win. =o
Then I'll give it to Ceiling Cat

[DarkProdigy]

Hey guys, your not digging.
Go digg the FFR story if you want a free month subscription.
http://digg.com/news/upcoming/most

[ceiling cat]

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/profile/ceiling%20cat/

[Adamaja456]

maybe cheese should pick?

[chunky_cheese]

So am I good to go now? Let's give rave one more minute.

[-Moo-]

GO GO GO!

[smartdude1212]

Ceiling Cat doesn't have a gender?

[Synthlight]

Rave, 30 second warning.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[Adamaja456]

hmmm pooor pooorr Rave, where did he go?

[TwilightPrincess]

OMG! PLEASE BE ME! PLEASE BE ME!!!!!
:P Ill give you a cookie!

[Raveren]

I pm'ed Synthlight my choice

[kailure]

hmmm pooor pooorr Rave, where did he go?
Poor Rave? Poor Kailure. D:

[-Moo-]

Was it me. :D

[Adamaja456]

Poor Rave? Poor Kailure. D:

poor kailure? POOR MEE!!

[OhMyGod666]

Blllaaaarrrrrrggghhhh

[chunky_cheese]

I have chosen this entry:

"Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3"

Submitted by sarahxjane. I believe that she is not only the Ceiling Cat master, but has a P.H.D in both Ceilings and Cats.

[smartdude1212]

Raveren obviously had to make the tension stronger.

[Raveren]

Was it me. :D

And kill all this suspension?

Hah.

Raveren obviously had to make the tension stronger.

Exactly

[Synthlight]

Ravern has decided that WhyCry is the winner! Updating the front page and will be right back.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[TwilightPrincess]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
I.... Was so close! DX

[kailure]

I have chosen this entry:

"Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3"

Submitted by sarahxjane. I believe that she is not only the Ceiling Cat master, but has a P.H.D in both Ceilings and Cats.

Yours isn't being used. (Thank God...)

[chunky_cheese]

Eh?

[u84]

I have chosen this entry:

"Ceiling cat is a source of entertainment for me. I giggle when I find him catching others doing their little... ahem... deeds. He is always reminding me to masturbate in a more secluded place. I know that when I am sitting in my room alone, that he is always watching. Always waiting. >=3"

Submitted by sarahxjane. I believe that she is not only the Ceiling Cat master, but has a P.H.D in both Ceilings and Cats.

So, you're not the one picking.

[adlp]

6 Minuts Overdoo Wher R J00

[Adamaja456]

darn, i almost won again, hahaha

[i love you]

Ravern has decided that WhyCry is the winner! Updating the front page and will be right back.

Cheers,

Synthlight

And while you at it, Please add the wrath song.

[OhMyGod666]

;.;

*sniffle* *sniffle*

[rebel yell]

i love u i resent u having my name in ur signature cause im only lvl 4 in that picture

[-Moo-]

Congratz Whycry.

[TwilightPrincess]

Yeah, WhyCry... When I didn't win the subscription! :'(

[Raveren]

I was seriously roflmao at almost all of these entries. Some where a bit too much information, but the final decision was a tough choice.

r0nburgendy, infernova, and saraxjanex all made close seconds. Great job people, you made this hour worthwhile.

[chunky_cheese]

I pm'ed Synthlight my choice

OOOOOO I got pwnt. Gj mr winner.

Sorry sarah. You were like, THIS close. and by THIS I mean THIS! ---> <-----

[etrnnlchaos24]

Oh god singing. To the phones!

[WhyCry]

Thank you so much raveren, and synthlight for making this possible, but mainly everyone!!! :) :)

[flashMaster10]

wth? i forgot to add my screenname in the mesage!! nooooooo it was so good

[u84]

Holy crap. I sent in the stupidest recording ever. Luckily, I remembered to add "Hi, this is u84 from FFR" in the beginning.

[Synthlight]

Next Up:

630-270-2714 <-Call this Number at FFR and leave a singing message on the voicemail about anything.


We are almost there.. What a day. At the end here I will also release the 4 songs to the general public as promised!

Cheers,

Synthlight

[smartdude1212]

Yeah, not calling international long distance.
Congratulations to all the subscription winners.

[adlp]

630-270-2714

whoevers number this is just got the best message of their life.

remember me.

[TwilightPrincess]

My question now is...

Will someone buy me a subscription? You do it... Or else... I will get Ceiling Cat to fly to wherever you live and watch you masturbate. :O

I'd be more than happy to go, but you seem to be lacking that fact that i'm a cat lmfao! Just joking, I'll go :)

[kailure]

How many times can we call in?
and
How are you going to tell who we are?

[sarahxjane]

...

T.T


Soo... close...

</3

[Brilliant Dynamite Neon]

This is ridiculous. It's like the world doesn't want me to have a subscription.

[kcfp_Ice]

Awwww sarah <3

You'll get one ^.^

[DarkbearX]

This is ridiculous. It's like the world doesn't want me to have a subscription.

Agreed. I rofl'd way more at your ceiling cat submission that Whycry's.

Oh well; wasn't my choice anyway. x3

[OhMyGod666]

I cant call that number...I live in effing EUROPE.Well...I can still call it, but...BLAH.
Oh,and synth,will you post the winner message on this thread?

[ChaosMaster1]

This is ridiculous. It's like the world doesn't want me to have a subscription.

same here. But mine were decent.
I aint calling the number.

[psychopete]

I'd like to call utter BS on the winner of that last one.

Ceiling cat, we know him as our god, as our friend at a time of need.He is always there to watch us masturbate, no matter what the time or where the place.He is our friend.In a way, our elder or whatsoever Idol.As he watchs us, we feel safe in a way that no one could ever feel.He is the best cat ever.He fears nothing but dogs.The evil ceilling dogs, he fights a war everyday against them.Praise HIM PRAISE HIM!

Well COME ON, how many people wrote something similar to this or almost EXACTLY LIKE IT?

[Meatyguy]

I agree with other people... I'm not calling so thx for NOTHING! Sniff sniff... I'm so sad that... I could just... play FFR!



p.s. someone want to buy me a subscription...? T.T

[Bloodhunger539]

=/

i dont think i wanna do this one, im not good at singing

[Synthlight]

I will link the message in this thread, yes.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[sarahxjane]

Calling...

[Synthlight]

I may be double posting but you don't need to be a good singer.. Humor gives you + 500 points.

Cheers,

Synthlight

[kcfp_Ice]

Omfg Synth, can you delete the scores on the other 4 new songs.

Some people are glitching the game and playing them.

It's annoying.

EDIT: You didn't double post :O

[sarahxjane]

I didn't see the part about singing.

Oops.

Ah well.


/fails entire day

[robotdonkey]

If I didn't live in england, I'd totally call.

But yeah whatever, it'd be cheaper for me to buy subscriptions for several people XD

[Bloodhunger539]

oh well, it was a fun/funny day :D

[kailure]

I left two but in one I didn't leave my username.

If that one wins, the number is 732 693 1452 and it's mine. <3

[Adamaja456]

i just called, i just sang i love you a bunch of times... i hope you find it funny synth!!!
EDIT: I didnt give my username either, but the number is 360-357-6423

[sarahxjane]

If you got a 905 number, that was mine

=]]


I'm going to call again and sing though...

[Windscarredfaith]

Omg.... FFR has a number now??

[u84]

I just called and I think I lowered my voice as low as possible. I'm gonna call again and raise it as high as possible.

[chunky_cheese]

I think you should allow 30 sound recordings off computers. Many of us are not allowed long distance because it costs too much and there will be problems getting through. Plus it will make it easier for you synth, what do you say?

[meno_rocks123]

6:00 - 630-270-2714 <-Call this Number at FFR and leave a singing message on the voicemail about anything. Don't forget to mention your FFR username in the message!
dammit, I'd be hit with long distance like you wouldn't believe. Stupid telus.

[Devilution]

where are all the songs found that are being released!!

[Adamaja456]

I love you Synth

[chunky_cheese]

where are all the songs found that are being released!!

Funk section

[DrugstoreCowboy]

what are you guys singing?

=]

i got a good one :)

[u84]

I hope it sent. I forgot to press pound at the end..

[Babyvpr]

Wouldn`t snapvine be easier?

[Raveren]

I'd like to call utter BS on the winner of that last one.



Well COME ON, how many people wrote something similar to this or almost EXACTLY LIKE IT?

That's not the one I chose him for, he won for this:

Ceiling cat, a cat believed to be created by god to watch people masturbate.God knew that this cat would not fail.He gave the cat the power of invisiblity to use whenever watching someone.God then made an 11th commandment saying "thou shall haveth a hole in thee ceiling."Since that day ceiling cat has been watching people masturbate.He always wished he could masturbate, but he was to fat(Fatter then 500 whales).So everyday till one day he has been watching us.God made a 12th commandment saying "thou shall masturbate, or face thee wrath of PEOPLE THAT ARENT LOSERS AND HAVE GIRLFRIENDS HELL.Since that day people masturbate 50 times a day.Causing loss in sex, but gaining the ability to live in heaven forever! Ceiling cat sadly at his last supper told his dis-cat-ples that it was his time to leave the earth, so he could die, to free people of non-master-sin.Ju-cat was the one who betrayed him for fat girl cats.At 3:00am he nailed on a treat, with milk nails.Died.Ceiling cat Jr now takes over gods laws today as he walks the holes of bathroom ceilings.WATCHING.

And as for the singing, I'm tempted to call, though I have no reason to other than the utter joy of it :)

Wait, your going to link the winner here...as in a sound file?

0.0!!!

NOOOOO!!!
my computer doesn't have any sound...

[Adamaja456]

what are you guys singing?

=]

i got a good one :)

i sang i love you over and over again lol

[kailure]

Oh ****... you had to press pound at the end?!

[sarahxjane]

WAIT

YOU HAD TO PRESS POUND?


CRAP!


/fail

[Devilution]

Funk section

it isnt there for me :confused:

[group xtreme]

Do you have to press pound or anything after you are done or something? Or does it submit itself?

[chunky_cheese]

I want to do like, arnold rap.

But i want Synth to design the lyrics please.

just real quick :P

[NarutoFoxDemon]

So...what do we do?

[crazymagicician000]

lol, i hope they pick mine...im not going to tell what it is until after though

[kcfp_Ice]

it isnt there for me :confused:

You have to be a subscriber to play those songs.

[u84]

I desperately need a subscription, so what I sang will be worth it if I am awarded with one..

[Synthlight]

You don't have to press pound!

Cheers,

Synthlight

[chunky_cheese]

it isnt there for me :confused:

It's on the second page. Clear your cache first.

http://www.flashflashrevolution.com/vbz/showthread.php?t=92

[u84]

You don't have to press pound!

Cheers,

Synthlight

Oh, thank God.

[sarahxjane]

You don't have to press pound!

Cheers,

Synthlight




Thank.
You.
So.
Much.

T.T

[u84]

Whoever's listening to all these is going to be laughing so hard..

[kailure]

Who is judging? Synth?

[group xtreme]

WOOOT

:D

[g4z33b0]

subscribe me plz ;_;

[MrZombie]

I sang Libertine!

[Adamaja456]

crap, i just called like 3 times cuz i thought u had to press pound and i kept forgetting. ohh well i think i said Adamaja456 in the calls that i liked. wont be calling again, hope you enjoy=]

[ddr_f4n]

Just left a message, hope it wins! I need the subscription, or I'll come over there and kick your ass! (Not literally)