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Grandiagod
04-25-2006, 04:50 PM
I was watching one of those "Haunted House" programs and realized. Ghosts are ****ing lame. All they do is make noises and move furniture. A hypothetical conversation between ghosts.

GhostA: Dude, I want to do something crazy tonight!

GhostB: I got it, lets open and close some doors!

GhostA: Wow, that sounds great!

GhostB: Then we can, move some chairs!!!

GhostA: Your a ****ing wild man!


If I was a ghost I would totally do awesome ****, like kill babies and rape chicks while their sleeping and all that good ****.

What about you guys?

super-smashman
04-25-2006, 05:18 PM
Jump in front of cars knowing they can't kill me again.

Tasselfoot
04-25-2006, 05:20 PM
If you want to be technical, ghosts are ethereal. They can't open doors, can't move chairs. Can't kill babies. They can pretty much just watch people and move through things.

Then again, ghosts aren't real... so it is a moot point.

Tonberry_Kid
04-25-2006, 05:22 PM
Do you mean being a poltergeist(sp?)...Because THEY can move stuff...I'd throw like knives and **** at people and light things on fire and cause as much destruction and chaos as possible...I dunno maybe a mass genocide of wiggers and emobitches..

JurseyRider734
04-25-2006, 06:25 PM
Rape HansSky in his sleep.


Oh wait, I already do that.

Grandiagod
04-25-2006, 06:27 PM
Rape HansSky in his sleep.


Oh wait, I already do that.

Roofies don't count as asleep. More like unconcious

Tps222
04-25-2006, 06:33 PM
Sleep.

JurseyRider734
04-25-2006, 07:05 PM
Roofies don't count as asleep. More like unconcious


Whatever. I use that excuse so that I don't feel as guilty.

robobble
05-14-2006, 10:53 PM
Then again, ghosts aren't real... so it is a moot point.


lol, moot.

super-smashman
05-14-2006, 11:11 PM
Don't bump dead threads or postwhore.