I Am A Rock Star

[MalReynolds]

I Am A Rock Star
by
Michael Gettings

I don't play guitar
And I can't sing very well
Because I am literally
A rock-star

I have no roadies
And I can't cheat on you
Because I don't have any eyes
Or limbs for that matter

Today, I sit
And I am
And tomorrow
I might be sedintary

Existence, if you ask
Is quite easy for a rock
If I have a job, I'm doing it well
Because I haven't heard a complaint

I have five points
And a fossil on my bottom
But that's cause something died
And it smelled for a while

But that was a long time ago
I used to make jokes about
Being a "Rolling Stone"
But no one listened to them

And I also have moss.

[TheEvilHobo]

pretty sweet mal

[dooty_7]

i like the last line most