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MalReynolds
February 6th, 2006, 12:48 AM
A Poem To Make You Smile
by
Michael Gettings

Your day sucked
I thought it would
Cause you came home crying
And hit me with a frying pan
Because I slept with your sister

Your day was bad?
It could be worse
Look at it this way:
At least you can still walk
Cause that's pretty important

If you ask me, if you can walk
You've got it made
You lost your cell phone?
Got shot at?
At least you can walk

At least you're not a dead puppy
Because then you would be dead
And your owner would cry
And your owner's kids would cry
And there would be nothing you could do

And if you are a dead puppy...
Or if you can't walk...
Well... At least you didn't lose your cell phone.

Grandiagod
February 6th, 2006, 10:40 AM
:o yes it did

berkleylovesyou
February 10th, 2006, 08:26 PM
ha ha ha ha that made me happy, what does that say for my humor? is it sick? I think not. Dead puppies should not be funny yet, in here it is. I feel better.

SethSquall
March 5th, 2006, 09:32 AM
Hahaha brilliant.

opalsangelz
March 8th, 2006, 03:45 PM
I actually feel slightly confused after reading that....now I'm all paraniod that I might lose my cellphone...then I would cry..and my parents would hit me over the head with a frying pan....0.o

Squeeky-chan
March 11th, 2006, 11:17 PM
I'm not very happy.. But it's nice.