Rap

[kmlt]

Make up a rap that has a good beat and is funny. Try to dis the person above you. Then aftere about a page or something rate the other peoples raps 1-10. Best average wins the game.^^*

[MonkeyFoo]

1. What do we do with witches?
2. Burn them!
1. Very good, sir.

[dAnceguy117]

Since MonkeyFoo didn't actually rap, I guess I'll have to freestyle in kmlt's FACE.

kmlt sucks lots of cock she bangs ugly guys around the clock she should stop posting random **** before her ****ing head gets bit

-ten off and she gets b& she posts so much that you can't stand the way she makes a stupid face in every ****ing post she makes.

k ur turn rofl

[JurseyRider734]

shrink shrink
blinkity blink
tryin to make me think
wanna go to my sink
and vomit
clean it up with comet
the earth is my planet

[Lightknight924]

So I make it about Jurs?

STOLEN: I'm a gangsta grrrr I'm mad
I'm a gangsta, my ryhmes are bad.
__________________________________________________

Rap is bad
Rap is bad
When it talks about pain and sex
Raps not rad.

[kmlt]

Well if you hadnt had your head in the ground
you might have found
that the last post i had
wasn't so f%&#ing bad

i didnt put that face
its not a disgrace
if u care so much
why not give me a punch

not trying to promote violence
just want to hear complete silence
no annoying voice
you got one choice

now you can stop picking on me
I can climb out of the noob tree
I can post all i want its not against the rules
So stick that in your pipe and choke on all that booze

G-Unit

[FishFishRevolution]

ooo that last rap was cream of the crop
but don't think i'll let this beat stop
drop
like the janitor's mop all over the floor
of the convenience store
wiping up the all vomit
you just sprayed
thinking it was rap
guess your brain's delayed

so don't come around here
thinkin you're black
that's chromer's job
and you're just wack

[FoJaR]

you think you got this **** on lock, bitch please
this forum is a breeding ground for wack MCs, get on your knees
i got my vocal chords in tune and my finga on the trigga
and while i roll you best believe that "i'm gettin money *****"
fish fish revolution son your rhymes are played
before you get out a single punchline i've got you gutted and filleted.
so back to the basement, you need to work on your jawns
i'll be upstairs when you're ready, workin your momz

[FoJaR]

POP OFF, SUCKAZ

[Lightknight924]

ooo that last rap was cream of the crop
but don't think i'll let this beat stop
drop
like the janitor's mop all over the floor
of the convenience store
wiping up the all vomit
you just sprayed
thinking it was rap
guess your brain's delayed

so don't come around here
thinkin you're black
that's chromer's job
and you're just wack

Owned everyone else in this thread. End.

[dancingmaniac3]

ooo that last rap was cream of the crop
but don't think i'll let this beat stop
drop
like the janitor's mop all over the floor
of the convenience store
wiping up the all vomit
you just sprayed
thinking it was rap
guess your brain's delayed

so don't come around here
thinkin you're black
that's chromer's job
and you're just wack

Owned everyone else in this thread. End.

fojar clearly won.

[mead1]

Indeed

[ruifio894]

Why you be messin with the gay guy G? cause we all know your the one with the HIV. You look like one of those things they make for scare crows, how come your adam's apple comes out farther than your nose?

[FoJaR]

Why you be messin with the gay guy G? cause we all know your the one with the HIV. You look like one of those things they make for scare crows, how come your adam's apple comes out farther than your nose?

yo i was at the doc on tuesday and my straight ass tested negative
you need braces for your game cause it needs to be edited
imbedded in my lines are post hypnotic suggestions
leave you quacking like a duck, psychological rhyming sessions

[MattTheMighty]

yo FoJaR, you think your ryhmes are good becuz you can use big words
but the fact you think your great is just a lil obsurd
see, im only 14 but im spittin like im twenty one
my ryhmes are my weapon theres no need for guns
see your sorry lil punk ass needs to go back to your dark hole
you probably just copied $h!t and ryhemed what you stole
this whole rap thing is just stupid, its over, im done
im not saying im great, but im not that far off from number 1
im not just dissin JoFar, im dissin you all because you all suck
put down the mic, throw away the notebook, just give up, seems like your out of luck :o

[Grandiagod]

Take it down with crazy antics
Cutting yo dicks with masochistic tactics,
Stabbing a pregnant fat bitch, on a blood stained mattress,
Cuz mattthemighty
Is a dumb little whitey

[dancingmaniac3]

Matt, that sucked lol. WEAK.

I used to rap rofl. I still think Fojar wins.

[mead1]

I wholeheartedly belive that rap is teh suck
music is boring when the lyrics are "**** **** **** ***** **** ****"

[FoJaR]

not all rap is like that.

[MonkeyFoo]

(Drop a phat beat)
Ya so I'm fightin', I'm writin', I'm rhymin fo you,
And yea I slapped dat ***** FoJar cuz dat shizz is really true,
And yeah so evabody knows, cuz I'm pimpin' all mah hoes,
That ma muthafvckin' name is MonkeyFoo.
(WHAT?! WHAT yeah.)

[FoJaR]

yo you remind me of this kid that had his head on a slant
his hands and feet were backwards cause his mom was his aunt
i'll give you four lines, though we all know it's true
for a lightweight like this one, i only need two.

[mead1]

o shi schooled

[dAnceguy117]

fojar is a ***** and he sucks
hes goin to ukraine to make big bucks
jurs wants him to jizz in his mouth
but he dun roll that way cuz he from down south

u cant touch dis cuz youz a big whina
u cant finger dis cuz its not a vagina

[Tokzic]

lol danceguy

Flippin' all over the dissin' paper,
I can't help thinking FoJ's started to taper,
First bustin' out **** that left a bitter tang,
Now all he's got going for him is Eva on his wang.

But wait; what's this, he's also teaching lolis,
Not tha apples but the skirts are where he gets his jollies,
And in the classroom with his fornication he'll be found insane,
I'll bust this beat real loud for him when he gets deported from Ukraine.

(ps i didnt mean it fojar)

[mead1]

lol tokzic

'dis fojar kid, you know I met him one time
dint look like the kind to bust the illin' rhymes
that I seen him postin' all over tha place
smackin' noobs an puttin' them into their restin' place
Now he's going accross the sea
To throw a lolicon pee-are-tee
And for the purpose of rhymin' I'll say the word duck
cuz now I can go **** **** ***** **** ****

[FoJaR]

:lol: you guys are awesome, but i can still compete
yall are measured in inches, but i'm measured in feet.
there's a dog with a milkshake and a cat with a fork
OH NO WHAT THE ****, SOMEONE GET THAT FORK AWAY FROM THAT CAT

[FishFishRevolution]

step back step back fojar's dead
the cat put the fork into his head
who's gonna bust them wicked beats
now that our rapper's all over concrete

all my *****s think they somthing hot
they think they good cuz they don't sleep a lot
well wake up bitches and tell me the time
you're about to go down on FishFishRhyme

[mead1]

FoJaR makes me xD
Say it as though it rhymes whith "pee"
I like to ski
Be all that you can be

pretty pro rite?

[Layla-Day]

Layla bout to get in here and let loose
ya'll not rappin sound more like dr. suess
mead yellin '***** *****' but ain't ready for the heat
This boy is reppin suburbs and I straight up 313
Detroit Is where the Queen was born wigga get it straight
i'm a big fish nicca and you all my little bait
i can't wait, this is fate
ya'll like some cheese ya'll gone get ate
i'm Ali and you lightweight
I take from the poor, give to the rich
When I'm done rappin even fishfish gon be my bytch.
Go join a sorority, step ya game up
You niccas is straight up lame cuz
What i'm spittin is like poison i can get you sick
I'm a girl yeah but i still got da majic stick
I'm leave you with some words, better write em down
ya'll better be aware next time layla comes to town.

[dAnceguy117]

that post is really long
long can be rhymed with schlong
the post is so long I'm not going to read it
but nicca looks like something the cat threw up

[chickendude]

dance guy is teh lazy
His head cracks a egg meat
yo apple is a square
yo brain is over there
Under the flaming pile
of Layla's liver bile
My rhymes fail in grand
but Danceguy shud be b&
Because he aint a man

[Layla-Day]

danceguy usin them old ass flames
I can't believe it I'm surrounded by lames
yo rhymes is old and raggedy
ya'll can't even defeat a ***** like me
yeah i said ***** break out the 'kkk'
i'm diggin myself deeper the more that i say
but they ain't fightin like we did on the block
run up on me the wrong way you'll be starin at the barrel of my glock
this the **** circulating in my head
The first girl MC to defeat this thread.
We Out.

[FoJaR]

yo layla-day, you got skills... for a girl... i mean...
but this a fight for the throne, and the best you can do is queen
cause i'm the king of this hill, been on top since my birth
and i aint goin' nowhere, VA, US, PLANET EARTH.
i hit the road in a few, but that dont matta, i figga
cause this is the innanet, and i'm on myspace, *****
you aint half bad, and this ****'s been fun.
but i got 99 problems and a bitch aint one.

hit me

[Layla-Day]

FoJar that was bold the way u came at me
but you pups can't keep up with the pedigree
square up before you try to join my circle
i'm black and blue u pink n purple
Life is like a dick when it gets hard fukk it
this ain't for young ones this rated m shyt
don't judge me of between my legs, but whats between my ears
I'm rippin so hard leavin niccas in tears
I'm at war u still in preparation
gettin at niccas like you is my life-long motivation
5'5, brown eyes, brown skin is how I am
you don't like it it too bad cuz i don't give a damn
We Out.

[mead1]

Did anyone notice fojar's stealthy Jay-Z Reference?

I didn't.

[FoJaR]

man i posted in this thread the first time for kicks
not to seriously battle with some talented tricks
i'm getting tired of this ****, so i'mma bow out with grace
i'm content with the shiney silver of second place.

[ruifio894]

Yo I know Im azn not like it's a disease, but I got six times you're score on the SATs.

[FoJaR]

not possible.

[dAnceguy117]

six times you're score

ruifio, it's pretty obvious you're a fake
you shouldn't have made that mistake
I bet you can't even do 2x2
I bet your answer is beef stew

but hell, who likes those asians anyway
all they do is math all day
be grateful you're not one of those guys
you really don't want those ****ed up eyes

This goes out to Vash and ruifio, the douchebags
This goes out to all the hardcore asian fags

[mead1]

lol dAnceguy won.

[vashthestampede0987]

Yo I know Im azn not like it's a disease, but I got six times you're score on the SATs.

1)You're white
2)You stole that off of MTV gg.

[Layla-Day]

I pwn you all. danceguy...he straight on this round.

[ruifio894]

Vash, tis true.

[mead1]

2)You stole that off of MTV gg.

That means you watch MTV, or you wouldn't have known that.

People who watch MTV fail. At life, at music, at everything.

[ruifio894]

Double Owned.

[dAnceguy117]

2)You stole that off of MTV gg.

That means you watch MTV, or you wouldn't have known that.

People who watch MTV fail. At life, at music, at everything.

more like if you don't like jackass/wildboyz/viva la bam there's something wrong with you

ps +1 to anti-conformist to mead yay

[mead1]

more like 3 shows that don't entirely suck ass do not excuse an entire network of HOT RAP BEATS and TODAYS BAND OF THE WEEK.