You know you play too much Starcraft when...

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http://www.starcraftsector.com/2muchsc.shtml
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My two favorites:

Your only fear when massing Battlecruisers against Iraq is that they may have cloaked Wraiths waiting.
You play basketball and ask your friends if the game is melee or UMS.

[flashman41]

You actually understand all of the above jokes. I actually laughed at that one. All the other ones were just mildly amusing.

[TheEvilHobo]

Some of those were pretty lame. The "You're poor and you tell your dad to harvest more minerals" kinda made me laugh, but then again like flashman said, You definatly know you play too much SC whn you understand all of the quotes. Sadly enough I do... I'm suck a nerd...