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bballplaya
09-12-2003, 04:11 PM
This is the first story in the bballplaya storybook


Once upon a time there was an evil man named Mr. Gunstiffy. He was called Mr. Gunstiffy because he had a gun for a hand and metal kneecaps.
He was a murderer. One night he came to my house. I went into kung fu mode but with his gun I was no match. I got shot in them arm and leg.
I began to plot my revenge while healing. Then when I was finally healed my plan went into action. I had noticed he always carried an extremely large bag of gunpowder for reloading. So I brough my bulletproof vest. There was a long hard battle. He finally ran out of gun powder but I couldn't get close enough because he kept swinging his gun hand back and forth. Finally! His knees ran out of oil and I shot my rocket launcher and KABOOM! He was dead. So all was well once more!




The End




post your responses now.
SilverTwilight
09-12-2003, 04:35 PM
I thought that was gonna be a porn by the title of it, but yes very very interesting hmmm
mimicr
09-12-2003, 04:43 PM
*eats cocolocolate bar*
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yeah...
bballplaya
09-12-2003, 04:50 PM
Thanx post new ideas in the bballplaya storybook
mimicr
09-12-2003, 05:10 PM
you should have chocolocolate barz in it
bballplaya
09-12-2003, 05:15 PM
k write that in the storybook
mimicr
09-12-2003, 05:19 PM
ok
bballplaya
09-12-2003, 08:13 PM
anymore suggestions or comments
sk8fan
09-13-2003, 08:09 AM
poop

I mean... sk8boarders
sk8fan
09-13-2003, 08:10 AM
poop

I mean... sk8boarders
bballplaya
09-13-2003, 10:57 AM
Double Poster! Put it in the storybook!
jewpinthethird
09-13-2003, 03:21 PM
Yay. Rocket Launchers are awesome.
mr_hat
09-13-2003, 03:23 PM
The only thing wrong was WARE THE HELL WAS ALL THE FUCKING BLOOD YOU NEED BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
SilverTwilight
09-13-2003, 05:54 PM
that's what I'm saying...and naked people, with a name like that yah need lotsa naked people...;)
mr_hat
09-13-2003, 05:59 PM
Sure but it still needs BLOOD MOTHER FUCKING BLOOD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS BLOOD BLOOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *grabs chainsaw* DIE MOTHER............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................