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bballplaya
September 12th, 2003, 05:11 PM
This is the first story in the bballplaya storybook


Once upon a time there was an evil man named Mr. Gunstiffy. He was called Mr. Gunstiffy because he had a gun for a hand and metal kneecaps.
He was a murderer. One night he came to my house. I went into kung fu mode but with his gun I was no match. I got shot in them arm and leg.
I began to plot my revenge while healing. Then when I was finally healed my plan went into action. I had noticed he always carried an extremely large bag of gunpowder for reloading. So I brough my bulletproof vest. There was a long hard battle. He finally ran out of gun powder but I couldn't get close enough because he kept swinging his gun hand back and forth. Finally! His knees ran out of oil and I shot my rocket launcher and KABOOM! He was dead. So all was well once more!




The End




post your responses now.

SilverTwilight
September 12th, 2003, 05:35 PM
I thought that was gonna be a porn by the title of it, but yes very very interesting hmmm

mimicr
September 12th, 2003, 05:43 PM
*eats cocolocolate bar*
...
yeah...

bballplaya
September 12th, 2003, 05:50 PM
Thanx post new ideas in the bballplaya storybook

mimicr
September 12th, 2003, 06:10 PM
you should have chocolocolate barz in it

bballplaya
September 12th, 2003, 06:15 PM
k write that in the storybook

mimicr
September 12th, 2003, 06:19 PM
ok

bballplaya
September 12th, 2003, 09:13 PM
anymore suggestions or comments

sk8fan
September 13th, 2003, 09:09 AM
poop

I mean... sk8boarders

sk8fan
September 13th, 2003, 09:10 AM
poop

I mean... sk8boarders

bballplaya
September 13th, 2003, 11:57 AM
Double Poster! Put it in the storybook!

jewpinthethird
September 13th, 2003, 04:21 PM
Yay. Rocket Launchers are awesome.

mr_hat
September 13th, 2003, 04:23 PM
The only thing wrong was WARE THE HELL WAS ALL THE ****ING BLOOD YOU NEED BLOOD AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

SilverTwilight
September 13th, 2003, 06:54 PM
that's what I'm saying...and naked people, with a name like that yah need lotsa naked people...;)

mr_hat
September 13th, 2003, 06:59 PM
Sure but it still needs BLOOD MOTHER ****ING BLOOD CUT OFF THEIR HEADS BLOOD BLOOD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAhAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH *grabs chainsaw* DIE MOTHER............................................ .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................