It's the continuing story game!

[scorpio1690]

K, this is how it works, people say a sentence in a post containing a maximum of 5 words and we basically makes a story out of it

Once upon a time there(That's the first line of the story)

[ROCKETs]

K, this is how it works, people say a sentence in a post containing a maximum of 5 words and we basically makes a story out of it

Once upon a time there(That's the first line of the story),a mysterious place beyond here,

[SoujiroXx]

one two three four five

[QreepyBORIS]

****ing assholes

[ROCKETs]

developed severe cases of syphilis

[Bittabe-be]

after they found their moms

[Hikki_Fan]

had done a bit too

[Bittabe-be]

much masturbating with their favorite

[Hikki_Fan]

Salty chicken bread. Most people

[Bittabe-be]

eat the bread after they

[Hikki_Fan]

coat it in an exotic

[Bittabe-be]

chicken greese from southern Siberia

[QreepyBORIS]

. Mmmmm.

[Bittabe-be]

As soon as they finished

[Arch0wl]

postwhoring their postcount to kingdom come with these game threads

[Bittabe-be]

they killed all those with the screen name "ArchOwl"... and appeared on aAmerica's Most Wanted because they never got caught... and never will be.

[QreepyBORIS]

(Not part of the story, but....nobody here is names ArchOwl.)

[Bittabe-be]

well, then, i shall continue the story


licking the greese from their

[dontcareaboutmyid]

chairs they left for germany.

[scorpio1690]

Where they found a monkey

[dontcareaboutmyid]

named hobo the bobogoboshotoe.

[scorpio1690]

And he eats nails for

[scorpio1690]

........That has nothing to do with nail eating monkeys named bobogoboshotoe......I thought you were good at story telling?

[87x]

toppings on his pizza and,....

[dontcareaboutmyid]

left for venus in his rocket bicycle.

[Hikki_Fan]

Many people despised of bobogoboshotoe

[scorpio1690]

And those people exploded

[dontcareaboutmyid]

much to the delite ofbobogoboshotoe.

[scorpio1690]

Who then ate their

[87x]

ketchup flavored ice cream with some....

[scorpio1690]

Cheese on top :P (Like you didn't see that coming)

[dontcareaboutmyid]

So hobo finally arrived at venus deispite numerous

[Bittabe-be]

attacks from diseased monkeys that

[scorpio1690]

wore crazy purple spinning hats

[Bittabe-be]

that chopped off your nuts

[angelbaby_253]

chicken

[Bittabe-be]

um... is that part of the story

[scorpio1690]

Makw it back on topic yo!

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

and then he ate yor spleen and turned you into a nickel

[Crymson]

He later felt queasy

[87x]

and it was all eazy peazy when he..

[dontcareaboutmyid]

hacked off postwhores heads!!

[scorpio1690]

And threw their heads in

[freaknacage]

his lover's golden toilet with

[scorpio1690]

Which was full of

[freaknacage]

$hit faced little purple shrimp

[dontcareaboutmyid]

mountain dew. Being the nice monkey he is hobo then...

[freaknacage]

grabbed some chicken

[scorpio1690]

And ripped a leg off

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

and smuthered it in mayonnaise and ate it

[87x]

horizontally with lots and lots of

[scorpio1690]

chopped up cds on top.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

with diced ram mixed in

[87x]

to the crust which flaked off.. not like dandruff, but like..

[Sinjin]

pepperoni toppings from a stale pizza.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

that has been sitting next to an old yam in the fridge for 70 years

[scorpio1690]

and the yam was actually

[Bittabe-be]

old $hit from you 9,670year-old grandma

[scorpio1690]

who you had sex with

[dontcareaboutmyid]

. PLEASE NO MORE RUN ON'S IT MAKES THE THREAD CRAP

hobo loved chicken, so he decided to share it with the...

[scorpio1690]

big green testicle he found

[Yanah_the_Master]

in his grandmother's vagina

[Bittabe-be]

that was dyed the color pink.

[scorpio1690]

From a horrible accident including

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

mole men and ginat broccollis with pink dye

[Yanah_the_Master]

monsters who eat all things yummy and greasy

[Bittabe-be]

were capturing everyone and eating their

[Yanah_the_Master]

toenail clippings

[scorpio1690]

Which weren't made of toenails

[Bittabe-be]

they were made of moldy cheese sticks and rat hair.

[scorpio1690]

Glued together with a white

[Yanah_the_Master]

penis that is very

[scorpio1690]

small, like yanahs

[Yanah_the_Master]

is huge

[scorpio1690]

But, we all know Yanah exaggerates

[P_O_S_T_W_H_O_R_E]

his modesty

[Bittabe-be]

is a minority

[P_O_S_T_W_H_O_R_E]

of being small

[Yanah_the_Master]

O.O

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

who is norweigien

[Yanah_the_Master]

and has a big nose

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

and a gigantic pitch fork sticking out of his head

[tnyhwk900]

while he is sleeping on

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

A giant hippo who has rabies and

[tnyhwk900]

gets bitten and turns into

[Anonymous]

Gary Colemans garbage man

[makaveli121212]

who is a postwhore

[tnyhwk900]

that lives in a big

[Yanah_the_Master]

house which his parents live in with

[tnyhwk900]

a gigantic thing with too many legs.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

that also has to many spleens

[tnyhwk900]

sticking out of its head.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

lightly marinated in a light broth with

[Anonymous]

a lot of chickens

[tnyhwk900]

and beer, the spleens were

[Yanah_the_Master]

being scared by the postwhores and run on sentences, and they all lived happlily ever after.

[tnyhwk900]

Awwwwwww, Yanah, you big fat party-pooper. :cry:

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

but then a big fat mongoose runs out and says no its not the end and destroys yanah

[tnyhwk900]

and starts eating his liver.

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

with ketchup

[tnyhwk900]

and mustard on a bun

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

using a spork

[tnyhwk900]

and knife. When he ate it,

[IAMTHEEVILBEAN]

followd by a breath mint

[sk8fan]

which was wintogreen flavored :P :P

[tnyhwk900]

he set off to Ygamognosam.

[sk8fan]

to buy some chicken

[tnyhwk900]

and booze.

[sk8fan]

That he shared with his mom

[tnyhwk900]

who then cursed sk8fan for postwhoring.

[sk8fan]

and skate fan dosent care!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!take that tnyhwk

[QreepyBORIS]

Your mom then

[tnyhwk900]

hugged qreepyBORIS and not sk8fan

[Quizkid23]

They tried to act big and important

[The_DDR_Rhyno]

but failed

[Yanah_the_Master]

miserably because of thier oversized

[Anonymous]

penis which Arch0wl conviniently sucked

[tnyhwk900]

and yanah watched in jealousy.

[ultimategamer]

All while he (arch0wl) was AAAing songs on his computer

[tnyhwk900]

hey, hey, this is supposed to be a sad thread. no posting happy stuff. :P

[Yanah_the_Master]

All while he (arch0wl) was AAAing songs on his computer

like mario and level 1 ****

[sk8fan]

which is easy

[tnyhwk900]

and retarded.

[sk8fan]

Then he asks why he

[sk8fan]

Then he asks why he

[tnyhwk900]

got off the course with talking about arch,

[sk8fan]

and starts talking about jewpin

[Yanah_the_Master]

the third's

[tnyhwk900]

big, fat, retarted hamster

[sk8fan]

whos name is fuzzy fred

[sk8fan]

whos name is fuzzy fred

[tnyhwk900]

Fuzzy Fred was just too

[Yanah_the_Master]

cute for jewpin to resist raping it's

[tnyhwk900]

underside, which was full of

[Yanah_the_Master]

creamy cheese filling :lol:

[tnyhwk900]

and loads of peanuts and tuna.

[Yanah_the_Master]

So jewpin was sneaking up quietly behind it when

[tnyhwk900]

THE MUTANT REFRIED BEANS ATTACKED!!!!!!!

[Yanah_the_Master]

Jewpin tried to eat them off of him but they were radioactive and he turned into a bean too and then

[areanem]

Fell to the floor when a fat kid came up behind him and said,

[Yanah_the_Master]

"Hey, your that jewpin character aren't you? Your looking awful tastey!" Then he takes a bite and jewpin

[tnyhwk900]

turned into Yanah and started

[sk8fan]

humping him

[areanem]

The fat kid looked like he was enjoying and told him to

[tnyhwk900]

Dig deeper! DIG DEEPER!

[Quizkid23]

then the quiz kid came over to the fat kid and threw him out of the plane they magiacally appeared on.

[tnyhwk900]

Then the fat kid landed on

[sk8fan]

a giant pink floppy

[bigfattie]

cap that was on top of a

[tnyhwk900]

old man's head.

[sk8fan]

But then

[tnyhwk900]

the old man said

[sk8fan]

how are

[tnyhwk900]

you doing today? I am a

[sk8fan]

horr so please hump me

[Quizkid23]

jusk kidding!! he added quickly

[sk8fan]

have i seenyou

[Yanah_the_Master]

Then the REAL Yanah turned up, shot jewpin, blew up th fat kid and stabbed the old man and returned to trolling the forums of flashflashrevolution.com and everyone lived happily ever after.

Untill...

[Quizkid23]

Quizkid walked into the forums with a virtual flamethrower and killed all the ppl he didnt like.

[sk8fan]

but then he got banned for bbqing mods

[LateralusAngel]

and a toilet fell on his head

[sk8fan]

and cracked open but nothing scame out

[Quizkid23]

exept for the fact that he likes the mods...

[sk8fan]

but bbqed them anyway. then sk8 fan goes into outer space and rides a

[Quizkid23]

guy in a private room in a space station.

[Anonymous]

and he enjoyed it very much

[LateralusAngel]

(Um that was me by the way...dunno why I'm not signed in but ohwell)

[sk8fan]

and then he said

[Yanah_the_Master]

OH YEAH! FASTER! HARDER!! OOOOH YEAH!!! wait.... THAT'S A STRAP ON! YOUR NOT GAY! YOUR JUST A

[LateralusAngel]

Female elephant with a piece of plastic on her...

[Quizkid23]

Then, the elephant broke through a window and

[hoopster]

farted.

[Yanah_the_Master]

in hoopster's face

[hoopster]

But missed and killed the idiot formerly known as Yanah.

[areanem]

All was sad when Yanah died :-( At his funeral out of nowhere

[QreepyBORIS]

I'm kidding.

[jewpinthethird]

And then everyone was all "Who cares. Jewpin is still the most awesome."


THE END.

[Yanah_the_Master]

IS FAR FROM HERE!

then I came out of the ground and stabbed hoopster and then kick him and shot his face then kicked him again and shoved a grenade down his throat and ran like hell, then hoopster blew up totally annihalating any chance of him posting here again cause he is so freaking dead that even his mama felt it. then i did the same to jewpin, only since he is so awesome he just came back together and I left and thne jewpin started playing with his

[LateralusAngel]

hoola hoop. He enjoyed it almost as much as a certain someone with an elephant. Then I came out of nowhere and...

[Yanah_the_Master]

said you had become full lesbian and got my full respect because lesbians are cool and

[Bittabe-be]

then Bittabe-be the evil one, sgot Yanah-bitch in the head, then burned him in her very own house, then scattered him all over the great salt lake , so that he could not come back to life. EVER. :D

[Yanah_the_Master]

then my army of my clones poured sulpheric acid all over bittabe-be and will do the same to anyone who dares to try and kill me again.

Then jewpintheThird said,

[Bittabe-be]

"Kill all the clones and save Bitta dammit!!" then all the clones got killed and BIttabe-be became the greatest ruler of all time and was greatlt respected in all nations.(so there.)

[hoopster]

So Bittabe-be ordered the execution of Yanah and made a statue of the great hoopster which when in place made him come back to life and so he thanked the al-mighty Bitabe-be!

[scorpio1690]

And then scorpio1690 came in and asked everyone why they live and then fell asleep cause he got bored.

[KILLERDOG]

I'm with falling asleep.

[Quizkid23]

And then Quizkid came in and asked why everybody was talking about them getting like power and stuff. And then he became emperor of the universe.

[KILLERDOG]

And being an idiot Quizkid23 lost power after locking himself out of the bathroom and messing himself in front of the voters.

[Quizkid23]

And then Killerdog, in all of his noobiness, died for making no sense. And quizkid became emperor of the universe again.

[Yanah_the_Master]

and Yanah's last surviving (COWARD!) clone cloned himself to make 10000000000000000000000000000000 google-plexes of himself to enslave everyone and annihalate anyone who dared oppose him... then the one that cloned them all became ruler and fell asleep with 400 million clones guarding his palace with Laser eyes and uh... body armor. yeah. bullet proof. and laser proof. and fire proof. and explosion proof. with air conditioning. and the he asked quizkid if he had any last words, then killed him before quizkid could say anything, because that always is: You will regret this! Jewpin will save me! He has a horse body that can go 178 mph! then something happened and the universe imploded and let's start a new story, this one's getting old

[Quizkid23]

Then, everybody died. And the cloning machine was blown up. End of story.

[Yanah_the_Master]

I JUST ENDED THE STORY WITH THE UNIVERSE IMPLODING YOU FREAKING ****TARD

NOW START A NEW STORY!!!!

[QreepyBORIS]

One day....

[Quizkid23]

after the story ended, this thread became retarded.

THE END

[bballplaya]

I was walking on......

[Yanah_the_Master]

quizkid's head when i heard something...

[bballplaya]

talking in my penis....

[areanem]

I WANT TO EAT YOU!!!!!!!!

[Yanah_the_Master]

AND YOUR LITTLE PUSSY TOO!!!

[LateralusAngel]

And then the penis exploded and out popped a...

[Bittabe-be]

fluffy little bunny named peter, and he said "all hail great emporer Bitta" and all bowed and prayed to the statue of Bitta and were very grateful that she protects them, and keeps them, and then spontaniously combusted. Just then The bunny named peter spoke and said...

[sk8fan]

that he is dead

[Quizkid23]

AND THEN THE GIANT ROBOT CAME IN AND STARTED VAPORIZING EVERYTHING ESPECIALLY THE FAMOUS BUNNIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[areanem]

THEN THE GIANT ROBOT NAMED AREANEM CAME FROM THE SKY AND LANDED ONTOP OF THE OTHER ROBOT AND TOLD HIM TO F*** OFF AND THEN REVIVED THE GREAT BITTA AND SHE TOLD HIM

[sk8fan]

to suck a fat 1

[Quizkid23]

And then Quizkid23 pointed out that sk8fan had 222 posts.

Look everyone, sk8fan has 222 posts!

[sk8fan]

235 and havent been on for a month

[sk8fan]

now 247

[sk8fan]

264 YAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY BITE FAT WEINER LILILILLILILILILLILIL

[Moogy]

Shut the **** up.

[sk8fan]

no u bastard bite my#$%@!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!mhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaamastebate ur mommy

[UniquE]

...and they all sucked sh|t and died...

[oink]

... but came back and got drunk in...

[UniquE]

...mutant living whale house on four wheels...

[scorpio1690]

Omg, this is still going? I made this so long ago....

[oink]

cool

...wich ran over al gore...

[UniquE]

...but he miracliously survived, though he was missing an arm and a leg... and his head...

[oink]

...but lost his mind and went to a strip club...

[UniquE]

...where he was the main attraction for gay midget necrophiles...

[oink]

...then went home with 2 girls and took them 2 his bed room and had...

[pernero]

pizza for dinner with thier

[UniquE]

...husbands, and then they all had a wild orgy...

[oink]

...pitbull who gored his balls and then he said...

and by the way penaro this is between me and uniqE not u ****er

[UniquE]

...Al Gore... I am you FATHER!...

[oink]

... al then said noooo and cut off his ballz with a...

[nickjt]

... pizza cutter...

[oink]

...and had some fun doing...

by the by thanks 4 answering this post

[UniquE]

...an omlette...

[oink]

thank god u r back

...with his best friend named...

[UniquE]

...Nobody, but his name can cause problems if someone refers to him, so his other name is..

[oink]

...the thing, he is named that becuase...

[UniquE]

...he's literary 'the thing' because he's so ugly he could make onions cry, and that's not all, the worst thing is...

[bballplaya]

... he isn't really a he or a she so .....

[UniquE]

...he isn't an it either, but rather something in between - a feature that comes useful when...

[oink]

...u r getting chased by a gaint...

[UniquE]

...or being raped by one...

[oink]

..orbeing hugged by pickels

[UniquE]

...or dying on the spot because you drank too much...

[oink]

me or the guy?


...wine that tastes like pee and...

[Cenright]

...so does your mom...

[Moogy]

...**** goats with her vagina cock asshole vagina cock **** darth vader hentai tentacle rape penis...

[Cenright]

...and goes insane...

[Moogy]

...cock...

[UniquE]

...that Moogy was missing ran away and was hit by a...

[oink]

...a gaint flying...

[oink]

...and clled him a fart bag...

[Jordy0823]

someone named Arch0wl ruined the game causing

[Cenright]

all chaos to break loose...

[UniquE]

...on my own back yard, so I took a shovel and burried it as deep as possible but while digging through my own back yard I suddenly dug up a forgotten portal that led to...

[oink]

...the giant scret lost world of the underworld hashahahahaha..........