HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG!!!

[scorpio1690]

Man,I downloaded an episode of Steve-O(from Jackass) and one stunt he did,HE STAPLED HIS BALLSACK 2 HIS LEGS!!!!

[LEGO]

Dude. The ballsack has like NO nerve endings. Pinch it. It doesn't hurt at all.

The penis on other hand...

[scorpio1690]

Dude,it does so hurt when u pinch ur ballsack,plus,the staple was going into his leg so it would of hurt anyway.

[jewpinthethird]

I did as you said, the whole pinching deal. The Sack does have nerves in it, but it isn't as sensitive as other parts. But still, puncturing a hole into were your...boys "hang out" is just wrong...SO IS PIRATING MUSIC AND VIDEOS. Didn't any of you listen to that nice Lars fellow from that Metallic band?

-Jewperstar@KaZaA sharing 1146 files of video and music

[87x]

thats not as bad as when steve-o peirced his ass cheeks together... damn that would of hurt...

[LEGO]

Yeah I saw that.

I just deleted my 5 gigabytes of pr0n off my kazaa client. Damn.

[scorpio1690]

Well then, we all know what LEGO does in his spare time now when he isn't posting, or is he??

[LEGO]

Actually I run, play tennis, read, and sleep.

[scorpio1690]

I think sleep is the best one out of those four there.

I run, play hockey, play football, read, and sleep :D

[LEGO]

On the computer i play ragnarok online a bit.

[87x]

Yeah I saw that.

I just deleted my 5 gigabytes of pr0n off my kazaa client. Damn.

hmmm... 5 gigs... you aint got nothing... my kazaa folder wass over 40 GIGS of space... i got it down to 21.4 gigs... i took off all my movies and put them on cd's....

[Yanah_the_Master]

my balls hurt just thinking of that... ow...

[87x]

i think the parper cut one was worse... when he gave himself all those paper cuts between his fingers. and toes... then the other guy did the corners of his mouth...

[Konohamaru]

Nice new avatar jewpinthethird.

[scorpio1690]

i think the parper cut one was worse... when he gave himself all those paper cuts between his fingers. and toes... then the other guy did the corners of his mouth...



Man, that was the only part in the entire movie I couldn't watch, it just hurt watching it. Did you see the failed ending in the outtakes?

[freaknacage]

I think sleep is the best one out of those four there.

I run, play hockey, play football, read, and sleep :D


i eat and sleep. used to play soccer, but the season kinda ended. so now im back to my old routine

[87x]

soccer is too sweet.... way better then those lame as other sports....

[freaknacage]

i agree, which is why i play it

[87x]

what possition do you play???

[freaknacage]

wing [yay i get to do all the running]

[87x]

hmmm......... forget that... goalie or defense is the best.... the furthest i get to run is half way up the field.... and thats enough for me

[QreepyBORIS]

I play D. WOOOOOOO!!!!

[scorpio1690]

I use to play soccer when I was little(who didn't?) but then I realized how god damn stupid that sport is.

[87x]

and hockeys cool??

[freaknacage]

if you think about it... all sports are stupid. i mean... they have no point except move a ball around and try to score. big woop. but they are fun to play.

[87x]

wrestlings a sport... theirs no ball in that... (i had to actually think for like 5 mins to think of a sport without a ball)

[jewpinthethird]

Golf is the most contact like sport ever.

[87x]

Golf is the most contact like sport ever.

whats the reason???

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

Well ain't hunting a sport yet it is fun to do and the after of affect of kill ing is good like lots of food yum.

[Kashell]

You guys couldn't run a mile without breaking a sweat.

[scorpio1690]

I'm in track, I run um,lets see.....exactly one mile every weekday.(A mile is 1,625 metres.)

[Kashell]

Mad skills.

[87x]

You guys couldn't run a mile without breaking a sweat.
you are correct.... i don't think i've ever "ran" that mile... i might have jogged i straight-a-way once... but thats about it... but i did walk 2000 steps and one of the exercise machines today.... it took like 17 mins...

[freaknacage]

wrestlings a sport... theirs no ball in that... (i had to actually think for like 5 mins to think of a sport without a ball)

well.... heh... actually.... there are several balls in wrestling. :roll:

[scorpio1690]

Those are "testis" or "testicles" or "nuts",or more commonly put "balls", which there are only four of unless there's more than two guys "wrestling"

[freaknacage]

one = single
two = a couple
three = a few
four+ = several

[87x]

one= will work
two= normal
three= abnormal
four= will never have sex
.........
wonder what im talking about... :D

[freaknacage]

i dont think i WANT to know

[87x]

i think you already know... just are in fear of my response... if you where to ask....

[freaknacage]

you're right, maybe i am afraid of your response... if i were to ask... nvm i dont think i need to

[QreepyBORIS]

This is oddly on topic...having any anoumt of balls this does not equal 2 is "HORRIBLY HORRIBLY WRONG".

[freaknacage]

coincidence?

[scorpio1690]

Actually this is still slightly on topic,if you look at the beginning it has me talking about Steve-O stapling his ball sack to his leg then later they were all swollen an blue an there was puss comin out PICTURE THAT

[87x]

thats just gross to think about.... i ofund a website once that had pictures of people peircing their third nipple..... that was weird

[scorpio1690]

Third....nip.....what?!

[87x]

yea.. some people have 3 nips...

[Freak83]

If you say so........................

[scorpio1690]

*And everyone :shock: stares :shock: at 87x*.......

[87x]

lol... i guees if you want me to post the site i will... but its weird to look at....

[scorpio1690]

How do you even come across things like these...




goes to google.com




"Third Nipple Peircings"


*Search*

[87x]

more like

goes to google....


peircings


search

[scorpio1690]

Why do you want to search for pix of peircings?

[87x]

i was looking for a cool tongue ring.... and the best way to see if they look good is too see people with them on...

[scorpio1690]

If you got a tongue ring you'd get a lithp though :lol:



Who was the cruel bastard that put an "s" in the word lisp?

[87x]

hahah.... never thought of that... then people with lisps cant say they have lisps they have lithpth or a lithp...... i've wanted a tongue for about 3 years now ever since my sis got hers..... when i turn 18 im getting it too...

[scorpio1690]

Yes, I have also wanted a "tongue", actually, I'm probably gonna get my eyebrow peirced.

[QreepyBORIS]

Only fags get eyebrow pierces (unless it is a stud).

[scorpio1690]

So you're saying you have your eyebrow peirced?

[QreepyBORIS]

You sure you want to die? Death is final, it cannot be taken back.

Begin your dreamless sleep now?

[scorpio1690]

What? What was that? Was that a threat from a child? My god, I'm gonna piss myself scared!

[QreepyBORIS]

Yep, you should. I'M A KUNG FU FIGHTER!

WHOO CHALK!

[scorpio1690]

I'm a black belt in Tae Kwan Do, I think I'd be able to handle you.

[QreepyBORIS]

You don't understand....

WHOO CHALK!!!

[scorpio1690]

What about CHALK WHOO?!?!

[QreepyBORIS]

No, that doesn't work. WHOO CHALK!!! is a quote. About Kung Fu.

WHOO CHALK!

[scorpio1690]

CHALK WHOO!!

[QreepyBORIS]

POST WHORE!

[scorpio1690]

SLUTCAKES MCGEE!

[87x]

umm... yall.... are acting like idiots... plus... my wrestling skills would totally take yall out...

[scorpio1690]

Not if I had a baseball back or giant sitck of some sort. Ever think of that? Huh? Did ya?

[87x]

well then my wrestling skills wouldnt mean shit if you had a baseball bat... but then i would just shoot you...

[scorpio1690]

With what? A pea gun? Or maybe a derringer?

[87x]

with my sling shot biotch

[scorpio1690]

Then I'll get a rock and throw it at you or I'll jus use my home made slingshot bi-hotch

[87x]

ever been shot with a paintball gun?? i'll make sure i use green paint so it stands out.....

[scorpio1690]

Dude, paintball guns don't hurt at all. My friend has a pimped out p-ball gun with a 3 shot burst and he shot me in the back a couple of times and I've been paintballing tons of times.

[87x]

dude you must be amune to pain... painball guns leave whelps (sp?) and bruises on your body... they hurt like a bitch...

[scorpio1690]

Welts. It's when you get hit with such force from something that it leaves a bruised area and sometimes breaks/penetrates the skin.

[87x]

i know what it means... i got hit in the head with a paitball gun for a distance of about.... 15 feet... it didnt feel to good...

[scorpio1690]

LMAO. In the back or the front? Cause you're suppose 2 wear a mask. One time I was in a watch tower thingy and shot a guy right in the mask an he couldn't see so I shot him again an again an again.

[87x]

ummm i had no mask.... and it was kinda on the side above my ear...

[scorpio1690]

So I take it you weren't in a paintball arena of some sort and were just screwing around and he shot you...

[87x]

yea... it was like i had to get to point A to point B without getting hit... but the way i had to run was in open field...

[scorpio1690]

Well, have you ever heard of serpentine??? Zig-zagging? It probably would have helped you alot.

[87x]

yea... but... it was like point A was like 20 feet away from point B and we were trying to see who had the best aim... id run and hed shoot... then hed run and id shoot... it was like my 3rd time running... i didnt think he was going to hit me...

[DJZeroZeroSuK]

lol I've never played paintball myself

Anyways how did stapling his ballsack to his leg turn into paintball?

[87x]

umm... really... does anythread on here stay on topic.. other than the one word war??

[freaknacage]

no. not really. no

[scorpio1690]

....Anywaaaays, it's not played paintballing, it's gone paintballing.

[87x]

how ever you say it... it hurts when you get shot...

[freaknacage]

does it really matter how you say it?

[scorpio1690]

Yes, if you say your going to play paintballing you deserve to be shot several times.

[87x]

lol... hahahaha..... that would be funny....
*guys out on paint ball field.... phone rings..... guy: oh im just out here playing paintballing.... then he gets shot about thirty times...*
HAHAHAHAH

[freaknacage]

haha! that would so friggin funny!

[87x]

he would like sart crying and stuff... almost as funny... as the video of the desiration shot from across a basketball court... and it airballed and hit some running kid in the head...

[scorpio1690]

Or on Undergrads with Cal "Pretty colours and ladies guy"

[87x]

WTF are you tlaking about...(i know the cartoon undergrads... but still dont know what your talking about..)

[scorpio1690]

You must not have seen all the episodes then, one of them is all like... and... also it...

[87x]

hmm interseting i gotta check that one out...

[scorpio1690]

I think it's the one where it's Nitz's B-Day and they all forget it is so he goes and hangs out with Jessi and those guys.

[87x]

hmm... i dont get into the show like that... i just watch it whenever im scimming throught the channels and its on...

[scorpio1690]

*Skimming,or surfing, I watch TV a bit to much, or at least that's what my psychologist says lol,jk.

[QreepyBORIS]

I don't watch TV, except on Sundays, and OCCASIONALLY friday or Saturday.

[87x]

i watch it everynight before i sleep.. i watch... x-men evolution, trigun, inuyasha, aqua teen hunger force, and thats about it...

[scorpio1690]

Aqua teen hunger force?Wtf's that???

[87x]

lol.... a show on cartoon network about a shake, a meatwod, and a large frie, who are suposed to save the world and stuff.... but the dont really do anything except swin in they're neighbors pool.... without permission..... you'd have to see it to get the full effect of it...

[scorpio1690]

That sounds like the stupidest friggin TV show I've ever heard of in my life.

[87x]

lol.. its not its prety good.. and real funy... do you get cartoon network??? if so try and find when it comes on... i promise you you'll laugh..

[scorpio1690]

Didn' we have this conversation before about how I don' get cartoon network on cable or satellite where I am or was that with someone else?

[87x]

someone else... well then since you have a fast internet cnnection... you need to go on kazaa and d/l the episode with the moon-i-nites...

[scorpio1690]

I don' have Kazaa, don' like spyware, I have WinMX, faster and better.

[87x]

winMX is gay... kazaa is way better.. who cares if people know what your d/ling.... its not that big of a deal...

[scorpio1690]

WinMX is way better than Kazaa

[87x]

hmmm..... if you think so...

[scorpio1690]

more like I know so

[87x]

i used to mess with winMX... its ok... but... i just like kazaa better...

[scorpio1690]

WinMX has actual full movies..like not a quarter of a movie then you have to d/l the rest. I have like, every jackass episode and X2 and some other movies on here.

[87x]

i have all that too.... accept jack ass..... i get all my movies off kazaa... i have matrix 2, X2, anger management, a bunch of animes, bourne identity... and a bunch more.....

[scorpio1690]

Man, Anger Management was sucky McBalls(yes the same one I used before),it had like one funny part in the entire movie.

[87x]

yea i know... i watched this morning... along with X2... Anger management... sucked.... X2.... was sweet...

[scorpio1690]

Ya,when the make the 3rd X-Men it'll probably have Gambit,Phoenix and maybe Jubilee,but Jubilee sucked

[87x]

yea but gambit is the greatest X-man of all time...

[scorpio1690]

ya,it'd be sweet to have his powers

[QreepyBORIS]

Jubilee wears rubber clothes, because the has a major bladder problem.....

I BET YOU NEVER KNEW THAT!!!

[87x]

umm i sure didnt....i know that jubilee is wack though...

[scorpio1690]

She doesn't wear rubber clothes you fucking dipshit. And even if she did it'd be because she wouldn't want to be set on fire from her gay ass little faggoty fireworks.

[87x]

lol.... doesnt she wear a yellow trench coat.... or atleast in the cartoon i think she did

[scorpio1690]

Ya,she wore a trench coat

[87x]

i remember back in the day when the xmen cartoon first came out.... the first episode they wer goin to get her and she defeated one of the huge machanical cyborg things... (what are they called again??)

[scorpio1690]

I think they were called Sentinels, weird how I still know that.

[87x]

lol yea i was think sentinals... but then i realized thats off the matrix... so i was thinking it i was wrong...

[scorpio1690]

What kind of hippie-ass power is it to shoot fireworks from your hands, I'd rather be able to make stuff explosive by touching it like Gambit

[87x]

yea... gambit is the man.... and plus he has a bow... what else could you ask for...???

[QreepyBORIS]

You mean a "Bo" (Japanese stick thing), and yes, rubber clothes. You don't have to get all pissy, scorpio, we are all a family here. I am sure indeed that I am right.

The sentinels were sweet, yes, yes.

[87x]

i dont remember her having rubber suit on?? where di you hear/see this??

[scorpio1690]

Nazi-boy might think it was rubber because it looked kind of like a raincoat.

[87x]

yea but it was all loose at stuff... i thinks hes talking about skin tight rubber suit.... that jacket was far from skin tight

[QreepyBORIS]

Long story.

If you call me Nazi boy, I will kill you, OFFLINE...

Peace making indeed....

[87x]

hmm.... i think the hate should stop now....

[scorpio1690]

Long story.

If you call me Nazi boy, I will kill you, OFFLINE...

Peace making indeed....


Hey, I made the thread after this

[QreepyBORIS]

Mm, I misread a time.

Don't be a smartass in the future, if you would.

[scorpio1690]

Smartass? I was simply correcting a mistake.

[87x]

hmm... i think their should be peace and equality amongst the posters... come on guys... just calm it down... or atleast keep it in one thread... or better yet in pms... :D

[scorpio1690]

Why are you complaing?

[87x]

cause... its just negative attention thats not needed..... and if im having a bad day... i dont want to come on here to people fighting.. itll only make it worse...

[scorpio1690]

Well then don't have a bad day.

[87x]

lol... i wish it was that simple... but sometimes i just forget what side of the bed to get up on....

[scorpio1690]

Hehehe, if I get up on the wrong side of the bed I'd hit the wall...

[87x]

haha.... doesnt leave much room for error then, does it??

[freaknacage]

if i get up on the wrong side of the bed.... then i get up on a different side of the bed....

[scorpio1690]

Very observative of you there freak....Now how many times were you dropped when you were a child?

[87x]

hahah.... the question is... did she eat paint chips as a child??

[scorpio1690]

.......Did your parents beat you when you a child Bill?
No
WELL THEY SHOULD OF!

[freaknacage]

Very observative of you there freak....Now how many times were you dropped when you were a child?

a lot, actually...


hahah.... the question is... did she eat paint chips as a child??

no i didn't.... lol

[scorpio1690]

Were you dropped so many times you can't remember?

[freaknacage]

.... i dunno... maybe.. it's a possibility...

[scorpio1690]

....Did your parents beat you when you were a child?

[freaknacage]

no...
and you're gonna tell me that they should have....
but everyone else did... so i guess that counts for something lol

[scorpio1690]

.......WELL THEY SHOULD OF!

[freaknacage]

see? i'm psychic...

[scorpio1690]

.....Oh ya? What's my real name then???

[freaknacage]

no clue..

[scorpio1690]

Exactly, so you're not psychic at all...

[freaknacage]

to some degree.... lol

[scorpio1690]

The degree of zero psychic ability possibly...

[freaknacage]

... that's not nice...

[scorpio1690]

How is that not nice?Explain...

[freaknacage]

you bursted my bubble... i no longer have an ego...

[scorpio1690]

Good, now you're in the cruel world called, DUN DUN DUN!






























REALITY!!!MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[Freak83]

4 threads

[freaknacage]

?? what about 4 threads??

[scorpio1690]

Goddamnit!STOP ASKING!

[freaknacage]

maybe i wasnt asking you...

[scorpio1690]

Oh ya? Who were you asking then?Huh?HUH??

[freaknacage]

maybe the person who posted before me! maybe is name is like, freak83! so whaddaya think o' that? huh? huh?

[87x]

its the 4th thread wheres he had to scroll down past yalls useless shit...

[freaknacage]

i dont like you...

[scorpio1690]

Nor I.......You make us feel sad :(

[dontcareaboutmyid]

I think he's still steamed over our ps2 xbox arguement that i won :)

[87x]

you won??? umm... not exactly... ps2 is still gay...

[scorpio1690]

PS2's way batter than X-Box, X-Box can suck my left testicle...

[Freak83]

You're a good person scorpio.

[Hikki_Fan]

Rock on with the PS2! The XBox could crush a mid-sized car. I hate it >.>; I'll rent an XBox and Halo 2 and XBox Live for like a week just to play Halo 2. That's it.

[87x]

yea will yall banda wagon people can just go to hell.... the xbox is way cooler than that gay ps2...

[scorpio1690]

You're a good person scorpio.


Testicle's a funny word...