3 minute CAKE!!!!

[Leandro2910]

Ok here we go....
:!:by the way im not gay, my mom is just awesome and i was hungry one day.:!:

Things ur going to need:

A Microwave
A Coffee Mug
1 egg
4 table spoons of milk
3 table spoons of oil
4 table spoons of sugar (just enough to fit the spoon dont over flow it, go with 2-3 if u wont like it to sweet)
4 table spoons of flour (just enough to fit the spoon dont over do it)
1 tea spoon of baking powder
OPTIONAL 2-4 table spoons of chocolate milk powder




Steps:
Make sure that the table spoons aren't over flowing... just make it flat on the spoon... I hope you get what im saying or its going to turn out tasting terrible.

Get the mug and put a full egg in it

Put the 4 table spoons of milk

Put 3 table spoons of oil

Mix it up

With another spoon put 4 table spoons of flour

Then add the 2-4 table spoons of sugar

(OPTIONAL) Put 2-4 table spoons of chocolate milk powder

Add the 1 TEA spoon of baking powder

Mix it and try not to leave chunks or its going to turn out weird

Put it in the microwave for 3 minutes

Watch it! It's like POOF.

[robertsona]

hey guys i remember this meme it was really funny but i forget it now

[Leandro2910]

huh?

[robertsona]

basically i was saying someone would inevitably pop out with 'the cake is a lie'

whenever someone hears the word cake on a forum it happens

[Leandro2910]

oh i got an idea, im hungry right now so im going to go make one and take pictures....


ha ha ha i never though about that.

[atomsk333]

Three minutes alone with cake is all I need.

[behanjc]

Make sure that the table spoons are over flowing... just make it flat on the spoon... I hope you get what im saying or its going to turn out tasting terrible.

I think you mean "aren't"

And what type of oil do you recommend?

[Leandro2910]

thanks and i just used the vegetable oil that we had. i never tried it with anything else

[OnixRose]

Three minutes alone with cake is all I need.

lmfao

[MooMoo_Cowfreak]

The cake is the 100% truth.

[tha Guardians]

basically i was saying someone would inevitably pop out with 'the cake is a lie'

whenever someone hears the word cake on a forum it happens


It's from the game Portal (which is in the top 5 best games ever don't argue with me anyone).

[samurai7694]

might consider trying it because my math teacher told me about this, so it must be true.

[ooobl.]

Yeah, well I'm eating pizza. Double cheese, double bacon, double ham.
**** is amazing.
P.S. I'll most likely try this tomorrow.

[Leandro2910]

it is true, i got the picture of it in the microwave but i dont know how to get it off my fone. but i already ate it and it was CAKEMAZING

[Chrissi]

Um, of course it makes cake. It's got all the ingredients of a cake. You microwave it and it cooks it and gets firm but it will never be exactly the same texture as a cake that you bake in the oven because the microwave cooks things differently.

I'm imagining that this cake will be.. kinda soggy. But I haven't made it myself.

P.S. cooking doesn't make you gay. Being homosexual makes you gay.

[Leandro2910]

yeah ur right, it does have a different texture to it, but it still tastes like cake which is crazy. :) i can make 3 minute cake and not be gay bad ass :P

[i love you]

Just tried it....

Not what i was expecting. >_>

[Leandro2910]

ha ha ha did it work at all?

This is what mine came out looking like. The image is a little big.

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wci7ax.jpg

[tangomango]

ha ha ha did it work at all?

This is what mine came out looking like. The image is a little big.

http://mail.google.com/mail/?attid=0.0&disp=emb&view=att&th=11e472eec0d5808d

I don't think you can attach a picture from gmail lol. Upload it through tinypics or photobucket etc.

[Leandro2910]

check it now, working?

http://i42.tinypic.com/2wci7ax.jpg

[BabyViperx3]

It looks like a burnt Spongebob. It's probably not moist or tasty :(

[i love you]

It looks like a burnt Spongebob. It's probably not moist or tasty :(

It's horrible! At least in my opinion. Felt like i was going to throw up. >_>

[sarahxjane]

As impatient as I may be over baked goods, I'll do it the old fashioned way.

[trumaestro]

looks like a piece of ****. probably tastes similarly.

[ShAiOnEi]

Lmao that's awesome man too bad the cake looks like a mound of dirt with huge craters. I appreciate you posting it though sounds kinda neat to try if your lazy and impatient like me.

[Plan_Bsk81127]

lmao, that **** sort of looks like Hammy's spotted dick he had. XD

[OrganisM]

It's from the game Portal (which is in the top 5 best games ever don't argue with me anyone).

umm

http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=247

[PlaceboFX]

I'm sure with enough frosting it would taste pretty alright, but then I'm only in it for the frosting to begin with.

[Tater Tot]

It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy, you gotta do your cooking by the book.
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy!
If you do your cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake!

^I think those were the lyrics...

[AC1speakerbox]

Gah! I wanna try this so bad, but I don't have the crap.

[FuzenAkuma]

It's a piece of cake to make a pretty cake.
If the way is hazy, you gotta do your cooking by the book.
You know you can't be lazy!
Never use a messy recipe,
The cake will end up crazy!
If you do your cooking by the book,
Then you'll have a cake!

^I think those were the lyrics...

We gotta have it made;
you know that I love cake!
Finally it's time to make a cake!

[JKPolk]

I made a couple of these last week. The first one was awful but then I started getting the hang of how much milk to put in, depending on the consistency of everything else. Started coming out pretty well, not the best cake in the world but for something that takes maybe 10 minutes, yeah it's worth it.

[Chrissi]

yeah ur right, it does have a different texture to it, but it still tastes like cake which is crazy. :) i can make 3 minute cake and not be gay bad ass :P
Jesus Christ what's with the gay thing... is Gordon Ramsey gay? Honestly I have absolutely no clue but if you looked at him you wouldn't go "Oh that's a gay guy". Cooking is pretty manly. You're MAKING crap and providing FOOD for your friends and family. What could be more manly than constructing and providing?

Baking doesn't have anything to do with being gay and the fact that you associate the two is disturbing. Even more disturbing is the fact that you repeatedly feel the need to say you're not gay. Did you know that the brains of homophobes and the brains of homosexuals have been found to react the same way to homosexual situations and scenes? Need I say more? Oh and if you say "I'm not a homophobe", please try to think about the reason why you would keep telling us you're not gay, as if something contained herein made you so, and as if it would be a bad thing if you were.

I don't mean to get all srs on you dude, but honestly, it's bugging me.

[Tr44nc33]

Crap Cake! my favourite!

[fishnook]

never mind (i hate quotes)

[Leandro2910]

Sorry, I didn't mean to make you get all mad. I don't think its gay but have you heard of an Easy-Bake Oven, that's what it was sounding like when I hear it's 3 MINUTE CAKE.

Jesus Christ what's with the gay thing... is Gordon Ramsey gay? Honestly I have absolutely no clue but if you looked at him you wouldn't go "Oh that's a gay guy". Cooking is pretty manly. You're MAKING crap and providing FOOD for your friends and family. What could be more manly than constructing and providing?

Baking doesn't have anything to do with being gay and the fact that you associate the two is disturbing. Even more disturbing is the fact that you repeatedly feel the need to say you're not gay. Did you know that the brains of homophobes and the brains of homosexuals have been found to react the same way to homosexual situations and scenes? Need I say more? Oh and if you say "I'm not a homophobe", please try to think about the reason why you would keep telling us you're not gay, as if something contained herein made you so, and as if it would be a bad thing if you were.

I don't mean to get all srs on you dude, but honestly, it's bugging me.

[Nyokou]

Chrissi, there's no hope for the simple-minded.

[Tater Tot]

Easy-Bake Oven is the ****.

[Leandro2910]

I dont know what to say. :-P OK people can cook and not be gay. :grin: Good?

[DJ_Swabber]

Easy-Bake Oven is the ****.

Baking a cake under a lightbulb = not the greatest.
But when you're young, and that cake pops out..
its like GOLDDD.
xD
No matter how horrible it tastes, you're oh so satisfied with that 3 inch cake that took 3 hours to bake. ;D

[DJ_Swabber]

....Its baking.
O_____________O;
...it smells weird.
OMG ITS OVERFLOWING.
:O
I put it in a giant mug, too.
lololol.
----the verdict----
Hmm... chocolatey...moist...weird...spongy...
Its not bad. =]
I imagine that this would be -nasty- without chocolate flavor.
I put Ovaltine in mine, rofl.
Not bad. :D
P.S. Theres a really similar recipe to this one that you can buy at like health stores and such called No Pudge Brownies. It's got a piggy on it. You make it exactly the same way just about, but you add yogurt.... but its BROWNIES, and in my opinion.. brownies kick cakes ass anyday.

[fishnook]

brownies kick cakes ass anyday.

amen

[coraleaterlinda]

im going to try this when i hunt down the ingredients. i think its worth a shot.

[LLaMaSaUceYup]

Yeah cake is gross I'd so rather make Brownies.

P.S.
Chrissi, there's no hope for the simple-minded.

[Ryetta]

The cake picture made me laugh so hard. I dunno why... <.< It just looked so... pathetic. XD

Three minute cake does sound good though. I might have to try it sometime.

[Chrissi]

I always hope there's hope. It gives me hope.

[Leandro2910]

Yeah i would rather eat a brownie too.... guess what!!!>?!?!??! theres a 3 minute brownie!!!!!!! going up right now. I tried it and it wasn't anything as good as a 3 minute cake, even though it tastes more like a cake then the 3 minute cake. ill go get the recipe and post in one second.


3 MINUTE STUFF IS AWESOME
amen

[Leandro2910]

From the site: RecipeZaar

Ingredients
2 eggs
1 cup sugar
1/2 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon vanilla
1/2 cup butter, melted
3/4 cup flour
1/2 cup cocoa

Directions
1-Beat eggs until light (about 1 minute on high).
2-Beat in sugar and salt. Add the vanilla. Mix in the melted butter.
3-Add the cocoa and flour using the low speed on mixer.
4-Pour into a microwave safe dish (8 x8 or a round cake pan -- your microwave time will depend on what you use.).
5-Microwave on high for 3 to 5 minutes on a turntable, preferably. Do not let the center get totally dry or it will be overcooked. I took mine out when there was just a small moist spot in the center, but next time I will probably let it bake for maybe 10 seconds less. It finishes cooking as it cools.
6-You can frost if you like, but I prefer my brownies unfrosted.