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jaz_pup
10-28-2008, 06:38 PM
this is BREAKING NEWS! (not really) from something that happened down the street from my place last night....


"An early morning robbery in Fresno turned deadly. Shortly after 4 a.m. a man entered the Alberto's Restaurant at Cedar and Dakota and demanded money from an employee, threatening to stab the employee with a screwdriver. The suspect them fled on a bicycle. While fleeing, the suspect apparently fell of his bike and stabbed himself in the leg with the screwdriver. Police say he punctured an artery and bled to death from his injuries."

.....sucks he died...death isn't fun....but OMG FUNNY! xD

sonic-fast-fingers
10-28-2008, 06:51 PM
Clearly this isn't irony: the perpetrator planted a second screwdriver to thwart the fleeing suspect.

knuckles2224
10-28-2008, 07:04 PM
The suspect 'them' fled on a bicycle.
I only found that funny