Weird Dreams

[Freak83]

So post your weird/funny/unique dreams here. Here's one I had last night.

This dream actually made me more tired.

I dreamt that I woke up at like 4 or 5 AM and had a portable phone beside my bed. I picked it up and then called one of my friends. The phone rang about twice before he picked up. When he picked up I finally realized that I was calling him in the middle of the night. Well anyway, then to make matters worse, we were both very tired but we started having a race to see who could complete an algerbraic question first. (I had done a lot of math homework yesterday to get ready for a unit test today. This inspired my dream) So we stared working, talking occasionaly. He finished first and I was about 3 steps behind. So I was going to finish mine up while he was on the phone, but instead I said bye and he hang up. I was still going to finish up this problem but then finally decided to just sleep.

I seriously hope I won't have another dream like that one again.

[SCIFIJUMP]

Whenever I'm hyped up on caffeine (always) sometimes I'll get a preminition thingy but then i forget it. Then when i do the thing i dreamt about i get deja vu and remember the dream. :shock: It creeps me out.

[scorpio1690]

that happens 2 me 2.

anyway,this occasional dream i get is weird,it starts off im in my house in the middle of the day and everyone in my city is gone,i walk outside and i see a big cocoon in the middle of the street,then i somehow no that theres a werewolf inside of it and then it hatches and i start running down a catwalk thats close 2 my house and it bites me and i turn into a werewolf and we go and kill people.

weird eh?

[Kashell]

I accually had a dream that I was posting on this website once...

[scorpio1690]

weird man :shock:

[QreepyBORIS]

I had two dreams that two multi-colored comets were about to hit the earth. And I did stuff. And at the end, "mother nature" or something was speaking about how we had saved a catastrophe. But the second time, when mother nature or whoever was talking, it was about pencils. And hhow colored pencils were evil, and calling comets to destroy the earth. Also, in the second one, there were neon lights, and this one person I know.

It was WHACK. I don't know if I had really dreamt it twice, or if I had made the first one up. Well, that is how dreams go, eh?

NOTE: These dreams were like 3 years apart, I think. Uberweird.

[Freak83]

This is extremely weird. Years ago I used to have a dream that returned every year. It was a really bad nightmare but it was almost like it was real, like these people in my dream kidnapped me once a year and continued a one night series. I don't remember what these dreams were about but I know it wasn't scary if it were in real life, but in the dream it was petrifiying. Once I also dreamt the first half of a dream one night and finished it off the next.

[scorpio1690]

i jus remembered id have a dream like once a year 2,but i dont get it anymore

id be at my old elementary school an these guys would make me get in trouble an then they took me 2 a picture of this cat in the forest an he like shot my leg with laser eyes and then popped out an started eating my leg and then i woke up but my leg still felt like it was being shot with laser eyes beam thingys!!

[QreepyBORIS]

LOL ROFLMFAO!!! :lol:

[scorpio1690]

i bet i could catch LEGO in posts in a couple of days.....

how come in some topics people hate each other but in other ones there all nice an whatnot??

[Freak83]

Since this is a relativly small place, we have to make due. Each thread is basically "using completely different people" so we might hate each other in one place, but in the other we just talk normally.

[scorpio1690]

.........an so.........

















HI!IM SCORPIO

[Freak83]

Also, everyone here has probably fought with everybody at least once. So if we let that stay in every post, no one would come anymore because no-one could stand each other. For example, QreepyBORIS threatened to kill me once, but we don't talk about that! That's all in the past. 8)

[scorpio1690]

lol,thats our silly QB

[jewpinthethird]

Dude, I am the king of weird dreams. You all know about my FFR Dreams...so I won't bore you by repeating them...but lately I have been having re-occuring lucid dreams (dreams that you have control over.)

My most recent lucid dream was English class yesterday. After testing(CAT6) I had an hour too blow, so I decided to catch up on some much needed sleep. I dreamt that I was in english sleeping. The teacher started talking about the discussion questions on Cyrano de SomethingFrench. In the dream, I was telling myself to get up, I didn't want to miss anything important. Also, the kids next to me were talking about how I was asleep(in the dream). I did infact wake myself from the dream to find everybody still testing (or their World Cutlures AP homework).

Last week, I had the first lucid dream in the longest of time, as well as the most terrifying...I don't feel like typing it put right now...but I did get up in the middle of the night to write about it in my art journal.

[BluE_MeaniE]

to get back on dreams....

i once had this REALLY scary dream once. there were these floating heads with yellow faces, and they were floating around me under a tree, and they suddenly turned teal-ish color and started tickling me with these strange skin flabs they had hanging from their faces. And then the sun started setting, but instead of being regular, the sky was a deep red and the tree suddenly had no leaves. and then for some reason i was sent to hell, and i felt a VERY powerful burning throughout my entire body.
I woke up instantly, and i didn't hurt anymore, but i could remember the pain.

It was really scary cause it really hurt very much.
Also, this whole dream was in third person, so i saw these things happen to me.

[jewpinthethird]

****, OH MY F*CKING CHRIST.

I had almost exaclty the same ****ing dream, that is freakin wack....

with the yellow faces floating(only it was in like a small pond around a pole) and all....were they like ducks with lips? That is so freakin trippy.... and I did feel pain like a rush of blood to my brain and intense ambient sound right before I woke up....no joke...

[BluE_MeaniE]

yowza!
they weren't ducks though....they were more like The Simpsons characters crossed with Zoidberg from Futurama....but slightly different

[SCIFIJUMP]

Zoidberg is the best!

[87x]

my weird dream....

i guess im scared of heights or something but...

my dream is usually about me falling...ex.
1) i climber on to my roof, look off the edge and i was about 30 fett in the air... then all of a sudden their was a matress and i got on it and slid dwon the roof.... but then i guess i hit a ramp cause i flew real high in the air... and i got that roller coaster drop feeling in my stomach and right before i hit the ground i woke up....
2) another is the famous one.... the one i always have... im on one of those giant swing things at the fair and its ogin around in a circle and the chains breaks... i fly reall high in the air..... then fall and get the same fellling in my stomachand wake up before i hit the ground....

im confused....

[jewpinthethird]

i was about 30 fett in the air

Boba Fett is dope, yo.

I have a lot of falling dreams too...they rock...

[QreepyBORIS]

Dude, I had this weird ****ing SCARY dream that I went into the bathroom to get a drink of water (like at 2:00 in the morning). When I looked in the mirror, I was my face, but it had no irises in its eyes, and it was STARING at me. It was wearing this creepy smile. It looked just like me, only ****ing SCARY. I changed my face expression, and its remained the same. Candles on these weird looking Dante-esque candle holders were floating around in the mirror. But there were none in the room. That was unbelievably scary. I don't think I should have been scared, but, it was a dream after all....

[scorpio1690]

whoa :shock: i had a dream like that 2,but it was a mirror in like,the jungle :shock:

[SCIFIJUMP]

I don have any scary dreams really cause i just now like a month ago started remembering my dreams.

[Kashell]

Last night I had a dream where I was eating.

I ate, and ate
and ate


and ate



and then woke up.

[SCIFIJUMP]

If i had a good dream modification of that it would be: I drank Dr.Pepper, and i drank, andi i drank, and i drank. The word drank looks weird.

[scorpio1690]

If you think about it everyword looks weird. Like, who came up with these symbols?? And what were they smokin?

[SCIFIJUMP]

yeah u know the saying "i before e except after c" th wors weird is weird xause it doesnt follow that rule.

[scorpio1690]

th wors weird is weird xause it doesnt follow that rule.

I have no idea what you just said in that second half of your sentence

[SCIFIJUMP]

yeah that was the few seconds when my dog was licking my ear. I meant the word weird is weird cause it dosnt follow that rule.

[scorpio1690]

See, I don't know most of this stuff because I don't really pay any attention in english. Maybe that explains why I almost failed it. :D

[SCIFIJUMP]

thats like somthing u learn in 2nd grade or on a certain skywriting episode of the catroon "TailSpin"

[scorpio1690]

TailSpin was one of the best TV shows ever created,they never should of taken it off the air.lol,There was a talking bear in it man

[SCIFIJUMP]

They also had the talking monkey. They were both from jungle book. They still air it on Toon Disney i know cause fer a while i had Toon Disney instead of Cartoon Network. This was also during the time i had insomnia so all night and all day i watched toon disney. Man I was like a week away from going insane...

[SCIFIJUMP]

oops shuldnt have said that o well.

[scorpio1690]

Cartoon Network's like 20x better than any other station!It has Futurama on like what, every night?? And his has like Gundam Wing an what's that other show thats sweet....2 Stupid Dogs!!!I use 2 watch that all the time!!And it had like Secret Squirrel!Man those shows were sweet...But now I only have cable :(

[SCIFIJUMP]

I have cable. I think u meant i only have basic cable. Man i love futuram its on Sunday- thursday at 11 then Family guy follows it at 11:30! Finally someone else plays fox's cartoons!

[scorpio1690]

On my cable Family Guy's on every sunday-thursday at 9pm

[SCIFIJUMP]

still 1-hour fox cartoon a night. Also an hour and a half of anime after that. two of them are some of my favs. guess wich ones. It goes 12:00 Trigun. 12:30 Inu-Yasha. 1:00 Cowboy bebop. Then theres some stupid reign the conquerer thing abou alexander the great in the future where everyone is demented.

[scorpio1690]

...............I don't have cartoon network.....Blast!

[SCIFIJUMP]

I have a tv in my room so if i cant stay up that late (dr.pepper stash ran out) I tape it.

Are u on dial up cause im going much faster than u and im makin a lot of typos then goin back and fixin them.

[scorpio1690]

I ahve a TV in my room 2. I'm on Cable connection and you only psted faster than me cause i wasn't on,I was updating my MSN

[SCIFIJUMP]

O. whos ur cable provider? Mine is COX.

[scorpio1690]

I think I have Rogers,those expensive bastards

[SCIFIJUMP]

The worst is COMCAST. there the dikheads who gave me TOON disney.

[SCIFIJUMP]

I just finished d/l Princess mononoke yaay!

[scorpio1690]

Im a go eat dinner now,I'm Über hungry.

[SCIFIJUMP]

K im gonna watch Princess Mononoke.

[jewpinthethird]

thank you for high jacking the thread.

[SCIFIJUMP]

No problem.

[scorpio1690]

Princess Mononoké,isn't there an evil warthog or something like that in it and some guys arm gets dipped in its blood and he can't control it sometimes and it kills people?

[SCIFIJUMP]

That's the very beginning. And it's not blood it's these cursed worm thingys. it's coool though he shoots off a guys head with one arrow.

[LEGO]

It's Mononoke, not Mononoké you cocksucking cervix.

[scorpio1690]

Did you just call me a cocksucking cervix you pemil?

[LEGO]

I sure did, you ****ing crusty mons.

[scorpio1690]

Lmao, what a ****ing waliky chornua swuina doupa sabaka dobra heemno!

[LEGO]

I don't know what the **** you are doing, but I'm insulting you by calling you different parts of the female sex organ.

[scorpio1690]

You don't say? I thought you were calling me a variety of food!

[Freak83]

GETTING BACK ON TOPIC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Last night I dreamt I was on Fear Factor. This of course is unrealistic for:

a) I never would want to go on that show
b) I'm Canadian so I don't think I could go on the show even if I wanted to

Anyway....... There was only one event and it was a relay. My competition was my dad for some strange reason. It started on my driveway, we had to race to pick up forks, spoons, and knives. (Scary huh?) I beat him in that part of the race, and the next was we had to swallow 9 small thermometers. The last part was we had to pick up diareha out of a bucket with a spoon and feed it to dogs. Everyone thought this part was really cruel but after I swallowed the thermometers I was declared the winner and I didn't have to do the last part.

[LEGO]

Weird Dreams? ONce i dreamed of fozzy bear getting a lobotomy in disneyland.

[LEGO]

Weird Dreams? ONce i dreamed of fozzy bear getting a lobotomy in disneyland. strange huh. well even stranger it was on christmas eve.

[Konohamaru]

I like dreams. My favorite one is when i was deaming that i was a Pokemon trainer and i was fighting Ash, but then our pokemon turned in to medabots and we continued it as a rolebattle. after i used the metaforce, for no apperant reason i turned into Naruto and Ash turned into Saske, and we started fighting again. After the whole thing ended, me and saske played a frindly game of Go and i saw Sai behind me and he told me what to do. I won the game of go and we went out and had a cup of ramen.

[LEGO]

I liked pokemon in 6th grade. I'm 15 now.

My other weird dream isn't appropriate for these forums.

[Konohamaru]

I am 15 and i like Pokemon :oops: plz don't make fun of me :oops:

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

man pokemon are ok but only the games are but i have this one wierd dream that happen around new years. I am the only one in the room with on of the hats and tuff and i will be watching the ball drop and at the last second it stop i wonder why it stops and my watch stop and all of a sunden the night starts over from when there were people in the room until there weren't but reason why they leave is diffrent every year but i one time it reaped 4 times in a row and man do u feel confused afterwords

[Freak83]

I am 15 and i like Pokemon :oops: plz don't make fun of me :oops:

He is my friend but a strange one.

[jewpinthethird]

I am 15 and i like Pokemon :oops: plz don't make fun of me :oops:

Dude, pokemon is the shiz. I can't wait to play Ruby and Saphire. If anyone makes fun of you, they are making fun of me...and I'll kick there ass...TWICE!

[LEGO]

thier ass, not there ass. there is a place, not used for a possesive.

[Konohamaru]

I got sapphire and it is amazing :D Now i am not as scared

[Locke101]

And I got Ruby... maybe I will find you online. Wait! It's not an online game!

[LEGO]

I beat blue with 5 missingnos and a lvl 99 blastoise with fissure hydro pump and aww i forget.

[scorpio1690]

So you guys have wasted how much time playing these pokemon games???

[87x]

i just got done watching eight legged freaks....

i had a dream i was in a hole a little bigger than me but the holes to get out were smaller than i could fit through... then all these spiders started commin in their... their was like 1,000 of them.... probably the scariest dream ive ever had....

[87x]

pokemon was cool my 7th grade year (now in 11th) now its just ass... the only thing different in the new pokemon and the different citys.. its like playing gay ass resident evil.... it repetetive

[Freak83]

I like dreams. My favorite one is when i was deaming that i was a Pokemon trainer and i was fighting Ash, but then our pokemon turned in to medabots and we continued it as a rolebattle. after i used the metaforce, for no apperant reason i turned into Naruto and Ash turned into Saske, and we started fighting again. After the whole thing ended, me and saske played a frindly game of Go and i saw Sai behind me and he told me what to do. I won the game of go and we went out and had a cup of ramen.

Very good chance he made this up as he typed it out. It's the kind of dream he would want to have.

[BluE_MeaniE]

I really like pokemon also.

I got Ruby recently and i've played for 30 something hours

[scorpio1690]

i just got done watching eight legged freaks....

i had a dream i was in a hole a little bigger than me but the holes to get out were smaller than i could fit through... then all these spiders started commin in their... their was like 1,000 of them.... probably the scariest dream ive ever had....



Spider's just don't deserve to live,especially those tarantulas that can like run uber fast and jump on to you and then it's just AAAHHHH!!

[87x]

no they dont... spiders suck ass... i'll try and find a link to this website... where i guy found this huge ass spider in his house...

[scorpio1690]

Even if you do find it I don't think I'll be going to it. I ****ing hate spiders!

[87x]

well you in luck i havent found it yet....

LAst night i had a crazy dream....

my dream was that my high and some other highschool were connected by dirt hills and forest only 1/2 mile away from each other.... (their really about 40 miles away from each other...)and i skipped my school and ran to the other one... up the hills through the forest and into the school.. but the school.. was just like a big house... it had one class room... and i knew one of the girls that was their... so i talked to her for a little bit then left.. but then i realized i forgot m socks so i went back to get them... couldnt find them.. found them.. put them on and left again.. then while i was leaving out the back of the school a big ass spot light hit me.... and these two girls on 4 wheelers were chasing me... so i ran and slid under the fence to a basball feild that was never their before... and ran across the basball field..... and rolled under the fence and i was at a golf course... so i ran out of the golf course and ran to my house... but my house had changed it now had a bigger front yard... and a really big backyard..... and a big ass trampoline.... and my grandpa was out back .... so i ran to the front were he woundlnt see me... and my brother and a friend was out their... so i walked in my house and my grandpa was comming through the house and saw me... then i went out side and and he wwent over to the window and started talking about saftey in the house... and i turned to me brother... and was like "how did all this happen?" the he made a confused face and apointed at himdelf... then i woke up..... it was crazy

[Locke101]

last night i dreamt i was asleep

[87x]

and thats weird because???.......

[Konohamaru]

I like dreams. My favorite one is when i was deaming that i was a Pokemon trainer and i was fighting Ash, but then our pokemon turned in to medabots and we continued it as a rolebattle. after i used the metaforce, for no apperant reason i turned into Naruto and Ash turned into Saske, and we started fighting again. After the whole thing ended, me and saske played a frindly game of Go and i saw Sai behind me and he told me what to do. I won the game of go and we went out and had a cup of ramen.

Very good chance he made this up as he typed it out. It's the kind of dream he would want to have.

Yes i did make up most of it.

[freaknacage]

i once had a dream that i had a face-off with satan. it was kinda creepy. we were in this city and all the buildings looked like they had just been bombed. they sky was red and there was fire every where. i know it wasnt hell because... i dunno; its just one of those things in your dream that you just know. yeah. then i woke up. scared the $#!+ outta me

[87x]

i guess the "dont mess with texas girl" couldnt hold her own against satan....

[SCIFIJUMP]

I love spiders... thyr'e so awesome. When i was little i went to the smithsonian Natural History museum with my preschool and they had this bug exibit. They put a tarantula in a Empty fish tank then threw a grasshopper in. The grasshopper was jumpin everywhere it was scared. then when the grasshoppers close enough the tarantula jumps really fast band catches the grasshopper then starts nawing on its head. I loved that. :twisted:

[jewpinthethird]

i guess the "dont mess with texas girl" couldnt hold her own against satan....

Ha ha, you lost to an imaginary guy...

Well, you never mentioned losing...it is just an assumption.

When I die, and if "Satan" is real, I want to become friends with him, and become his right hand man. Then I could like kill people with no remorse, and I wouldn't have to care about spelling big words correctly.

But since he doesnt exist...I guess I will never fulfill my dream.

Although, Some Christians at my school do think I am a tool of the devil.

[QreepyBORIS]

I'm trying to de-christianize and de-moralize this one kid at my school....great fun. :twisted:

[87x]

its reall easy to make people question their faith just by using scientific evidence... it's basically impossible to be a scientist and have strong religious beliefs

[QreepyBORIS]

Einstein belived in Judaism...but not God.

[want_ta_be_fast_but_not17]

If you ever say dogma were loke makes that one nun quit being a nun. Now that how you should do it i have only goten one chance to do it to some one and it worked i was like "WoW"

[Kashell]

Wow.

Your new, But I don't remember saying...


Hmm...

[87x]

dogma is a sweet movie... but god shouldnt of been a girl....

[QreepyBORIS]

GO RUFUS AND THE **** DEMON!!!!!!!

[87x]

hahahahahaha....... that **** was too funny.... literally... imagine getting in hand to hand combat with some ****!!!

[british_bmx2005]

being shot multiple times all aound my body. them bastards shot my dick off. i'm gonna give those ass holes!

[Sera13]

Bumping topics. If a topic has not been posted in for over 2 weeks, OR it is no longer on page 1 of whatever forum it's in, OR both, it is considered a "dead topic." Posting in it unnecessarily brings it to the top of the topic list and is forbidden.

The last post was may 03.. come on now man...

[ToshX]

You want to be a mod, but you bump over 2 year old topics?
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My weirdest dream? The one about Rynn. I'm not going to post it.

[msbrunnettemickey]

Bump.


Rynn is my granny =/

[british_bmx2005]

oh...sorry

[ToshX]

Bump.


Rynn is my granny =/
Your granny is one weird person.

[Lightknight924]

My dreams suck, big time...most of the time I die or something......or I get killed...or even sometimes I just see horrific stuff. Like one time I was in a vent and somehow Veloci Raptors got in the vents(Yeah I know I need to stop watching Jurassic Park)(lol). So I crawled away as 2 Veloci Raptors chase me through the vents. Then i was cornerd with a vent bend..like a tunnel corner. As I saw the two Veloci Raptors come from the two different directions and tore me apart. It sucked