Awesome website for writing uʍop ǝpısdn upside down

[Zap_Track]

Some of you might know it already, but I think I make a thread for it. If it's a spam thread or something, please close it then. And if it is in the wrong forum, please fix it then.


Alright. There's an website were you can write upside down, like this:

¿dn sʇɐɥʍ sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ


Go to this website and follow the instrutions, and have fun :)

http://www.dawgsays.com/funtext

[Plan_Bsk81127]

˙ʇɐǝu ʎʇʇǝɹd sı sıɥʇ 'oɐɯן

[robertsona]

this thread is really gay [/upsidedown]
haha just kidding
no seriously kidding again
nope just kidding
i got u there didn't i

[richyrich55]

¡¡¡snoıɔopıןɐıdxǝɔıʇsıןıƃɐɹɟıןɐɔɹǝdns ǝɯ sǝʞɐɯ sıɥʇ

[rzr]

¡ʇuǝpısǝɹd ɹoɟ ʇɥƃıןɥʇuʎs

[SpammyMcSquirrel]

˙oɔɹɐɯ 'puıɟ ǝɔıu

[rzr]

¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ 'os ɟı ¿uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ǝɹoɥʍ puɐ ʎɐƃ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ןןɐ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ

[Zap_Track]

˙oɔɹɐɯ 'puıɟ ǝɔıu

¡noʎ ʞuɐɥʇ ʎɥʍ

[tangomango]

(oɐɯן s,ɐuosʇɹǝqoɹ ɹoɟ ʇdǝɔxǝ) sʇsod ǝʌoqɐ ǝɥʇ pɐǝɹ oʇ uʍop-ǝpısdn pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ƃuıuɹnʇ ɯoɹɟ sʇɹnɥ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ

[L0NEvvolf]

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ןןıʍ sʇsod ʎɯ ןןɐ uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ 'sıɥʇ punoɟ ǝuoǝɯos pɐןƃ ʎןןɐǝɹ ɯ,ı ʍoʍ

[SpammyMcSquirrel]

¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ 'os ɟı ¿uʍop ǝpısdn pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ ǝɹoɥʍ puɐ ʎɐƃ ǝq ɐuuoƃ ןןɐ ǝʍ ǝɹɐ


<˙< ˙oʇ pɐɥ ǝuoǝɯos
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¡uoƃɐʍpuɐq ʍǝu ɐ s,ʇı 'ǝɹɐ ǝʍ ǝsɹnoɔ ɟo

[Plan_Bsk81127]

˙uʍop ǝpısdn ǝq ןןıʍ sʇsod ʎɯ ןןɐ uo ʍou ɯoɹɟ 'sıɥʇ punoɟ ǝuoǝɯos pɐןƃ ʎןןɐǝɹ ɯ,ı ʍoʍ

˙ןoן ˙ooʇ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıop ʇɹɐʇs oʇ ʇno qɐ ɯɐ ı

[dynamite1]

uʍop + ןɹʇɔ + ʇןɐ

[funmonkey54]

¡¡¡ǝɯosǝʍɐ uǝʞɔıɹɟ os sı ʇı puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn ǝdʎʇ uɐɔ ı 'ƃɯo

[poleaxe]

¡sısoıuoɔouɐɔןoʌoɔıןısɔıdoɔsoɹɔıɯɐɹʇןnouoɯnǝud

[dashoe93]

ɯoɔ˙dılɟ (http://www.revfad.com/flip.html)

[Plan_Bsk81127]

uʍop + ןɹʇɔ + ʇןɐ

¡ɥnp ˙ƃuıʇıɹʍ ʇou 'uǝǝɹɔs ɹnoʎ sdıןɟ ʎןuo sıɥʇ

[OrganisM]

You just lost the game.

[csoup1414]

¡ƃuıɥʇ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ sɹnoɥ ɹoɟ unɟ ǝʌɐɥ pןnoɔ ı ¡unɟ ooos sı sıɥʇ 'ʍoʍ

[lumphoboextreme]

ʇnʍ ןʍɐן

[virus003]

¿ǝʇıɹıɯɐ 'ɔıdǝ sı sıɥʇ

[gnr61]

ʞɔnɟ

[gnr61]

owned

[Marceloyukio]

˙ǝʇıs ʇɐɥʇ ʞɹɐɯʞooq ןן,ı ˙ʎuunɟ ʎɹǝʌ sı sıɥʇ

[Black Yoshi]

oɐɟɯן sʇɹnɥ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ ɥɔno

owned

LMFAO XD i was like: WTF is this.. *turns head* OOH >_____<

EDITEDITEDIT: testing something: ʇıɥs ɥɔʇıq ʎssnd zʇıʇ ʞɔnɟ
EDITEDITEDITEDIT:*‾‾‾‾‾‾‾‾* ǝɯosǝʍɐ

[perkeyone]

aww it doesnt do numbers or caps

[Professor Raine]

sʇıʇ puɐ 'ɹǝʞɔnɟɹǝɥʇoɯ 'ɹǝʞɔnsʞɔoɔ 'ʇunɔ 'ʞɔnɟ 'ssıd 'ʇıɥs

[Im Vince]

˙˙˙ןɐɯɹou oʇ ʞɔɐq ʇı sƃuıɹq ʇı uʍop ǝpısdn uǝʇʇıɹʍ ƃuıɥʇuǝɯos ǝʇsɐd n ɟı

[robertsona]

˙ɹouoɥ pǝɹɔɐs ɹno puɐ 'sǝunʇɹoɟ ɹno 'sǝʌıן ɹno ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ oʇ ǝƃpǝןd ʎןןɐnʇnɯ ǝʍ 'ǝɔuǝpıʌoɹd ǝuıʌıp ɟo uoıʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝɥʇ uo ǝɔuɐıןǝɹ ɯɹıɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ 'uoıʇɐɹɐןɔǝp sıɥʇ ɟo ʇɹoddns ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ puɐ — ˙op ʇɥƃıɹ ɟo ʎɐɯ sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı ɥɔıɥʍ sƃuıɥʇ puɐ sʇɔɐ ɹǝɥʇo ןןɐ op oʇ puɐ 'ǝɔɹǝɯɯoɔ ɥsıןqɐʇsǝ 'sǝɔuɐıןןɐ ʇɔɐɹʇuoɔ 'ǝɔɐǝd ǝpnןɔuoɔ 'ɹɐʍ ʎʌǝן oʇ ɹǝʍod ןןnɟ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı puɐ ǝǝɹɟ sɐ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ؛pǝʌןossıp ʎןןɐʇoʇ ǝq oʇ ʇɥƃno puɐ sı 'uıɐʇıɹq ʇɐǝɹƃ ɟo ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ puɐ ɯǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq uoıʇɔǝuuoɔ ןɐɔıʇıןod ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'uʍoɹɔ ɥsıʇıɹq ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɔuɐıƃǝןןɐ ןןɐ ɯoɹɟ pǝʌןosqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı puɐ ǝǝɹɟ ǝq oʇ ʇɥƃno ʇɥƃıɹ ɟo puɐ 'ǝɹɐ sǝıuoןoɔ pǝʇıun ǝsǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'ǝɹɐןɔǝp puɐ ɥsıןqnd ʎןuɯǝןos 'sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝןdoǝd pooƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ ʎq puɐ 'ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ uı 'op 'suoıʇuǝʇuı ɹno ɟo ǝpnʇıʇɔǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝƃpnɾ ǝɯǝɹdns ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıןɐǝddɐ 'pǝןqɯǝssɐ 'ssǝɹƃuoɔ ןɐɹǝuǝƃ uı 'ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇıun ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝʌıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ǝʍ

˙spuǝıɹɟ ǝɔɐǝd uı 'ɹɐʍ uı sǝıɯǝuǝ 'puıʞuɐɯ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ pןoɥ ǝʍ sɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ pןoɥ puɐ 'uoıʇɐɹɐdǝs ɹno sǝɔunouǝp ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʎʇıssǝɔǝu ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔsǝınbɔɐ 'ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʇsnɯ ǝʍ ˙ʎʇıuınƃuɐsuoɔ ɟo puɐ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ǝɔıoʌ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɟɐǝp uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ooʇ ʎǝɥʇ ˙ǝɔuǝpuodsǝɹɹoɔ puɐ suoıʇɔǝuuoɔ ɹno ʇdnɹɹǝʇuı ʎןqɐʇıʌǝuı pןnoʍ ɥɔıɥʍ 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn ǝsǝɥʇ ʍoʌɐsıp oʇ pǝɹpuıʞ uoɯɯoɔ ɹno ɟo sǝıʇ ǝɥʇ ʎq ɯǝɥʇ pǝɹnɾuoɔ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ puɐ 'ʎʇıɯıuɐuƃɐɯ puɐ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ǝʌıʇɐu ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ pǝןɐǝddɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ʇuǝɯǝןʇʇǝs puɐ uoıʇɐɹƃıɯǝ ɹno ɟo sǝɔuɐʇsɯnɔɹıɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯǝɥʇ pǝpuıɯǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙sn ɹǝʌo uoıʇɔıpsıɹnɾ ǝןqɐʇuɐɹɹɐʍun uɐ puǝʇxǝ oʇ ǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq sʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ɟo ǝɯıʇ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ɯoɹɟ ɯǝɥʇ pǝuɹɐʍ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙uǝɹɥʇǝɹq ɥsıʇıɹq ɹno oʇ suoıʇuǝʇʇɐ uı ƃuıʇuɐʍ uǝǝq ǝʍ ǝʌɐɥ ɹou

˙ǝןdoǝd ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ɟo ɹǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ ǝq oʇ ʇıɟun sı 'ʇuɐɹʎʇ ɐ ǝuıɟǝp ʎɐɯ ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɔɐ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎq pǝʞɹɐɯ snɥʇ sı ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝsoɥʍ 'ǝɔuıɹd ɐ ˙ʎɹnɾuı pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ʎq ʎןuo pǝɹǝʍsuɐ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ suoıʇıʇǝd pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ɹno :sɯɹǝʇ ǝןqɯnɥ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ uı ssǝɹpǝɹ ɹoɟ pǝuoıʇıʇǝd ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ suoıssǝɹddo ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝƃɐʇs ʎɹǝʌǝ uı

˙suoıʇıpuoɔ puɐ sǝxǝs 'sǝƃɐ ןןɐ ɟo uoıʇɔnɹʇsǝp pǝɥsınƃuıʇsıpun uɐ sı 'ǝɹɐɟɹɐʍ ɟo ǝןnɹ uʍouʞ ǝsoɥʍ sǝƃɐʌɐs uɐıpuı ssǝןıɔɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ 'sɹǝıʇuoɹɟ ɹno ɟo sʇuɐʇıqɐɥuı ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıɹq oʇ pǝɹnoʌɐǝpuǝ sɐɥ puɐ 'sn ʇsƃuoɯɐ suoıʇɔǝɹɹnsuı ɔıʇsǝɯop pǝʇıɔxǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ןןɐɟ oʇ ɹo 'uǝɹɥʇǝɹq puɐ spuǝıɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo sɹǝuoıʇnɔǝxǝ ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ 'ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ sɯɹɐ ɹɐǝq oʇ sɐǝs ɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇdɐɔ uǝʞɐʇ suǝzıʇıɔ ʍoןןǝɟ ɹno pǝuıɐɹʇsuoɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙uoıʇɐu pǝzıןıʌıɔ ɐ ɟo pɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʇɹoʍun ʎןןɐʇoʇ puɐ 'sǝƃɐ snoɹɐqɹɐq ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ uı pǝןǝןןɐɹɐd ʎןǝɔɹɐɔs ʎpıɟɹǝd & ʎʇןǝnɹɔ ɟo sǝɔuɐʇsɯnɔɹıɔ ɥʇıʍ unƃǝq ʎpɐǝɹןɐ 'ʎuuɐɹʎʇ puɐ 'uoıʇɐןosǝp 'ɥʇɐǝp ɟo sʞɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝןdɯoɔ oʇ sǝıɹɐuǝɔɹǝɯ uƃıǝɹoɟ ɟo sǝıɯɹɐ ǝƃɹɐן ƃuıʇɹodsuɐɹʇ ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ʇɐ sı ǝɥ

˙ǝןdoǝd ɹno ɟo sǝʌıן ǝɥʇ pǝʎoɹʇsǝp puɐ 'suʍoʇ ɹno ʇuɹnq 'sʇsɐoɔ ɹno pǝƃɐʌɐɹ 'sɐǝs ɹno pǝɹǝpunןd sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sn ʇsuıɐƃɐ ɹɐʍ ƃuıƃɐʍ puɐ uoıʇɔǝʇoɹd sıɥ ɟo ʇno sn ƃuıɹɐןɔǝp ʎq 'ǝɹǝɥ ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ pǝʇɐɔıpqɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɹǝʌǝosʇɐɥʍ sǝsɐɔ ןןɐ uı sn ɹoɟ ǝʇɐןsıƃǝן oʇ ɹǝʍod ɥʇıʍ pǝʇsǝʌuı sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ƃuıɹɐןɔǝp puɐ 'sǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן uʍo ɹno ƃuıpuǝdsns ɹoɟ

: sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɹno ɟo sɯɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐʇuǝɯɐpunɟ ƃuıɹǝʇןɐ puɐ sʍɐן ǝןqɐnןɐʌ ʇsoɯ ɹno ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ 'sɹǝʇɹɐɥɔ ɹno ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ ɹoɟ

sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ oʇuı ǝןnɹ ǝʇnןosqɐ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıɔnpoɹʇuı ɹoɟ ʇuǝɯnɹʇsuı ʇıɟ puɐ ǝןdɯɐxǝ uɐ ǝɔuo ʇɐ ʇı ɹǝpuǝɹ oʇ sɐ os sǝıɹɐpunoq sʇı ƃuıƃɹɐןuǝ puɐ 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʎɹɐɹʇıqɹɐ uɐ uıǝɹǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןqɐʇsǝ 'ǝɔuıʌoɹd ƃuıɹnoqɥƃıǝu ɐ uı sʍɐן ɥsıןƃuǝ ɟo ɯǝʇsʎs ǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ ɹoɟ

:sǝɔuǝɟɟo pǝpuǝʇǝɹd ɹoɟ pǝıɹʇ ǝq oʇ sɐǝs puoʎǝq sn ƃuıʇɹodsuɐɹʇ ɹoɟ

:ʎɹnɾ ʎq ןɐıɹʇ ɟo ʇıɟǝuǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo 'sǝsɐɔ ʎuɐɯ uı sn ƃuıʌıɹdǝp ɹoɟ

:ʇuǝsuoɔ ɹno ʇnoɥʇıʍ sn uo sǝxɐʇ ƃuısodɯı ɹoɟ

: pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹɐd ןןɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝpɐɹʇ ɹno ɟɟo ƃuıʇʇnɔ ɹoɟ

:sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo sʇuɐʇıqɐɥuı ǝɥʇ uo ʇıɯɯoɔ pןnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ sɹǝpɹnɯ ʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʇuǝɯɥsıund ɯoɹɟ ןɐıɹʇ ʞɔoɯ ɐ ʎq 'ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɔǝʇoɹd ɹoɟ

:sn ƃuoɯɐ sdooɹʇ pǝɯɹɐ ɟo sǝıpoq ǝƃɹɐן ƃuıɹǝʇɹɐnb ɹoɟ

:uoıʇɐןsıƃǝן pǝpuǝʇǝɹd ɟo sʇɔɐ ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ƃuıʌıƃ ؛sʍɐן ɹno ʎq pǝƃpǝןʍouʞɔɐun puɐ 'uoıʇnʇıʇsuoɔ ɹno oʇ uƃıǝɹoɟ uoıʇɔıpsıɹnɾ ɐ oʇ sn ʇɔǝɾqns oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ɥʇıʍ pǝuıqɯoɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɹǝʍod ןıʌıɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹoıɹǝdns puɐ ɟo ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpuǝɹ oʇ pǝʇɔǝɟɟɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹno ɟo ʇuǝsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sǝıɯɹɐ ƃuıpuɐʇs 'ǝɔɐǝd ɟo sǝɯıʇ uı 'sn ƃuoɯɐ ʇdǝʞ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ǝɔuɐʇsqns ɹıǝɥʇ ʇno ʇɐǝ puɐ ǝןdoǝd ɹno ssɐɹɐɥ oʇ sɹǝɔıɟɟo ɟo sɯɹɐʍs ɹǝɥʇıɥ ʇuǝs puɐ 'sǝɔıɟɟo ʍǝu ɟo ǝpnʇıʇןnɯ ɐ pǝʇɔǝɹǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝıɹɐןɐs ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝɯʎɐd puɐ ʇunoɯɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'sǝɔıɟɟo ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɹnuǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝuoןɐ ןןıʍ sıɥ uo ʇuǝpuǝdǝp sǝƃpnɾ ǝpɐɯ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sɹǝʍod ʎɹɐıɔıpnɾ ƃuıɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ɹoɟ sʍɐן oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ƃuısnɟǝɹ ʎq ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo uoıʇɐɹʇsıuıɯpɐ ǝɥʇ pǝʇɔnɹʇsqo sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙spuɐן ɟo suoıʇɐıɹdoɹddɐ ʍǝu ɟo suoıʇıpuoɔ ǝɥʇ ƃuısıɐɹ puɐ 'ɹǝɥʇıɥ suoıʇɐɹƃıɯ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ssɐd oʇ ƃuısnɟǝɹ ؛sɹǝuƃıǝɹoɟ ɟo uoıʇɐzıןɐɹnʇɐu ɹoɟ sʍɐן ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɔnɹʇsqo ǝsodɹnd ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ ؛sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo uoıʇɐןndod ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʌǝɹd oʇ pǝɹnoʌɐǝpuǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙uıɥʇıʍ suoısןnʌuoɔ puɐ 'ʇnoɥʇıʍ ɯoɹɟ uoısɐʌuı ɟo sɹǝƃuɐp ǝɥʇ ןןɐ oʇ pǝsodxǝ ǝɯıʇ uɐǝɯ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıuıɐɯǝɹ ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ ؛ǝsıɔɹǝxǝ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝƃɹɐן ʇɐ ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ 'uoıʇɐןıɥıuuɐ ɟo ǝןqɐdɐɔuı 'sɹǝʍod ǝʌıʇɐןsıƃǝן ǝɥʇ ʎqǝɹǝɥʍ 'pǝʇɔǝןǝ ǝq oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ǝsnɐɔ oʇ 'suoıʇnןossıp ɥɔns ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ǝɯıʇ ƃuoן ɐ ɹoɟ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ uo suoısɐʌuı sıɥ ssǝuɯɹıɟ ʎןuɐɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuısoddo ɹoɟ 'ʎןpǝʇɐǝdǝɹ sǝsnoɥ ǝʌıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ pǝʌןossıp sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝɹnsɐǝɯ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ ǝɔuɐıןdɯoɔ oʇuı ɯǝɥʇ ƃuınƃıʇɐɟ ɟo ǝsodɹnd ǝןos ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ 'spɹoɔǝɹ ɔıןqnd ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇısodǝp ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇuɐʇsıp puɐ 'ǝןqɐʇɹoɟɯoɔun 'ןɐnsnun sǝɔɐןd ʇɐ sǝıpoq ǝʌıʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ pǝןןɐɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ʎןuo sʇuɐɹʎʇ oʇ ǝןqɐpıɯɹoɟ puɐ ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ǝןqɐɯıʇsǝuı ʇɥƃıɹ ɐ 'ǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ǝɥʇ uı uoıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ɟo ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ɥsınbuıןǝɹ pןnoʍ ǝןdoǝd ǝsoɥʇ ssǝןun 'ǝןdoǝd ɟo sʇɔıɹʇsıp ǝƃɹɐן ɟo uoıʇɐpoɯɯoɔɔɐ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʍɐן ɹǝɥʇo ssɐd oʇ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɯǝɥʇ oʇ puǝʇʇɐ oʇ pǝʇɔǝןƃǝu ʎןɹǝʇʇn sɐɥ ǝɥ 'pǝpuǝdsns os uǝɥʍ puɐ ؛pǝuıɐʇqo ǝq pןnoɥs ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ןןıʇ uoıʇɐɹǝdo ɹıǝɥʇ uı pǝpuǝdsns ssǝןun 'ǝɔuɐʇɹodɯı ƃuıssǝɹd puɐ ǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ɟo sʍɐן ssɐd oʇ sɹouɹǝʌoƃ sıɥ uǝppıqɹoɟ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙pooƃ ɔıןqnd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɹɐssǝɔǝu puɐ ǝɯosǝןoɥʍ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ 'sʍɐן oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ pןɹoʍ pıpuɐɔ ɐ oʇ pǝʇʇıɯqns ǝq sʇɔɐɟ ʇǝן 'sıɥʇ ǝʌoɹd oʇ ˙sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʎuuɐɹʎʇ ǝʇnןosqɐ uɐ ɟo ʇuǝɯɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɔǝɾqo ʇɔǝɹıp uı ƃuıʌɐɥ ןןɐ 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn puɐ sǝıɹnɾuı pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ɐ sı uıɐʇıɹq ʇɐǝɹƃ ɟo ƃuıʞ ʇuǝsǝɹd ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ǝɥʇ ˙ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɟo sɯǝʇsʎs ɹǝɯɹoɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹǝʇןɐ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ suıɐɹʇsuoɔ ɥɔıɥʍ ʎʇıssǝɔǝu ǝɥʇ ʍou sı ɥɔns puɐ ؛sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔuɐɹǝɟɟns ʇuǝıʇɐd ǝɥʇ uǝǝq sɐɥ ɥɔns — ˙ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ǝɹnʇnɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹoɟ spɹɐnƃ ʍǝu ǝpıʌoɹd oʇ puɐ 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɥɔns ɟɟo ʍoɹɥʇ oʇ 'ʎʇnp ɹıǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'ʇɥƃıɹ ɹıǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'ɯsıʇodsǝp ǝʇnןosqɐ ɹǝpun ɯǝɥʇ ǝɔnpǝɹ oʇ uƃısǝp ɐ sǝɔuıʌǝ ʇɔǝɾqo ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʎןqɐıɹɐʌuı ƃuınsɹnd 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn puɐ sǝsnqɐ ɟo uıɐɹʇ ƃuoן ɐ uǝɥʍ ʇnq ˙pǝɯoʇsnɔɔɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ sɯɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ ʎq sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ oʇ uɐɥʇ ǝןqɐɹǝɟɟns ǝɹɐ sןıʌǝ ǝןıɥʍ 'ɹǝɟɟns oʇ pǝsodsıp ǝɹoɯ ǝɹɐ puıʞuɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ uʍǝɥs ɥʇɐɥ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ןןɐ ʎןƃuıpɹoɔɔɐ puɐ ؛sǝsnɐɔ ʇuǝısuɐɹʇ puɐ ʇɥƃıן ɹoɟ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou pןnoɥs pǝɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ƃuoן sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇɐʇɔıp ןןıʍ 'pǝǝpuı 'ǝɔuǝpnɹd ˙ssǝuıddɐɥ puɐ ʎʇǝɟɐs ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɔǝɟɟǝ oʇ ʎןǝʞıן ʇsoɯ ɯǝǝs ןןɐɥs ɯǝɥʇ oʇ sɐ 'ɯɹoɟ ɥɔns uı sɹǝʍod sʇı ƃuızıuɐƃɹo puɐ sǝןdıɔuıɹd ɥɔns uo uoıʇɐpunoɟ sʇı ƃuıʎɐן 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʍǝu ǝʇnʇıʇsuı oʇ puɐ 'ʇı ɥsıןoqɐ oʇ ɹo ɹǝʇןɐ oʇ ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'spuǝ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝʌıʇɔnɹʇsǝp sǝɯoɔǝq ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɟo ɯɹoɟ ʎuɐ ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ — 'pǝuɹǝʌoƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sɹǝʍod ʇsnɾ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıʌıɹǝp 'uǝɯ ƃuoɯɐ pǝʇnʇıʇsuı ǝɹɐ sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ 'sʇɥƃıɹ ǝsǝɥʇ ǝɹnɔǝs oʇ ʇɐɥʇ — ˙ssǝuıddɐɥ ɟo ʇınsɹnd ǝɥʇ puɐ ʎʇɹǝqıן 'ǝɟıן ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'sʇɥƃıɹ ǝןqɐuǝıןɐun uıɐʇɹǝɔ ɥʇıʍ ɹoʇɐǝɹɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq pǝʍopuǝ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'ןɐnbǝ pǝʇɐǝɹɔ ǝɹɐ uǝɯ ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇuǝpıʌǝ-ɟןǝs ǝq oʇ sɥʇnɹʇ ǝsǝɥʇ pןoɥ ǝʍ

˙uoıʇɐɹɐdǝs ǝɥʇ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ ןǝdɯı ɥɔıɥʍ sǝsnɐɔ ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐןɔǝp pןnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sǝɹınbǝɹ puıʞuɐɯ ɟo suoıuıdo ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ʇuǝɔǝp ɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ ǝןʇıʇuǝ poƃ s,ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo puɐ ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo sʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ uoıʇɐʇs ןɐnbǝ puɐ ǝʇɐɹɐdǝs ǝɥʇ 'ɥʇɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ǝɯnssɐ oʇ puɐ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝɥʇ pǝʇɔǝuuoɔ ǝʌɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ spuɐq ןɐɔıʇıןod ǝɥʇ ǝʌןossıp oʇ ǝןdoǝd ǝuo ɹoɟ ʎɹɐssǝɔǝu sǝɯoɔǝq ʇı sʇuǝʌǝ uɐɯnɥ ɟo ǝsɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ uı uǝɥʍ

[nuclearsamurai]

ʇsod ƃuoן ɔıdǝ s,ɐuos

˙ɥɔnɯ sıɥʇ ʇɹnɥ spɐǝɥ ɹno ǝʞɐɯ ʇ,uop ˙ɐuos 'uo ǝɯoɔ 'ɥo

˙ǝsɹǝʌǝɹ uı sʞɹoʍ sıɥʇ ɟı ɹǝpuoʍ ı :ʇıpǝ

¡ǝuıɯ sı ǝɔuǝpuǝdǝpuı puɐ ʎɹoʇɔıʌ :ıı ʇıpǝ

when in the course of human events it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the laws of nature and of nature's god entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

we hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their creator with certain unalienable rights, that among these are life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness. — that to secure these rights, governments are instituted among men, deriving their just powers from the consent of the governed, — that whenever any form of government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the right of the people to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their safety and happiness. prudence, indeed, will dictate that governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. but when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such government, and to provide new guards for their future security. — such has been the patient sufferance of these colonies; and such is now the necessity which constrains them to alter their former systems of government. the history of the present king of great britain is a history of repeated injuries and usurpations, all having in direct object the establishment of an absolute tyranny over these states. to prove this, let facts be submitted to a candid world .

he has refused his assent to laws, the most wholesome and necessary for the public good.

he has forbidden his governors to pass laws of immediate and pressing importance, unless suspended in their operation till his assent should be obtained; and when so suspended, he has utterly neglected to attend to them.

he has refused to pass other laws for the accommodation of large districts of people, unless those people would relinquish the right of representation in the legislature, a right inestimable to them and formidable to tyrants only.

he has called together legislative bodies at places unusual, uncomfortable, and distant from the depository of their public records, for the sole purpose of fatiguing them into compliance with his measures.

he has dissolved representative houses repeatedly, for opposing with manly firmness his invasions on the rights of the people.

he has refused for a long time, after such dissolutions, to cause others to be elected, whereby the legislative powers, incapable of annihilation, have returned to the people at large for their exercise; the state remaining in the mean time exposed to all the dangers of invasion from without, and convulsions within.

he has endeavoured to prevent the population of these states; for that purpose obstructing the laws for naturalization of foreigners; refusing to pass others to encourage their migrations hither, and raising the conditions of new appropriations of lands.

he has obstructed the administration of justice by refusing his assent to laws for establishing judiciary powers.

he has made judges dependent on his will alone for the tenure of their offices, and the amount and payment of their salaries.

he has erected a multitude of new offices, and sent hither swarms of officers to harass our people and eat out their substance.

he has kept among us, in times of peace, standing armies without the consent of our legislatures.

he has affected to render the military independent of and superior to the civil power.

he has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution, and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his assent to their acts of pretended legislation:

for quartering large bodies of armed troops among us:

for protecting them, by a mock trial from punishment for any murders which they should commit on the inhabitants of these states:

for cutting off our trade with all parts of the world :

for imposing taxes on us without our consent:

for depriving us in many cases, of the benefit of trial by jury:

for transporting us beyond seas to be tried for pretended offences:

for abolishing the free system of english laws in a neighbouring province, establishing therein an arbitrary government, and enlarging its boundaries so as to render it at once an example and fit instrument for introducing the same absolute rule into these colonies

for taking away our charters, abolishing our most valuable laws and altering fundamentally the forms of our governments :

for suspending our own legislatures, and declaring themselves invested with power to legislate for us in all cases whatsoever.

he has abdicated government here, by declaring us out of his protection and waging war against us.

he has plundered our seas, ravaged our coasts, burnt our towns, and destroyed the lives of our people.

he is at this time transporting large armies of foreign mercenaries to compleat the works of death, desolation, and tyranny, already begun with circumstances of cruelty & perfidy scarcely paralleled in the most barbarous ages, and totally unworthy the head of a civilized nation.

he has constrained our fellow citizens taken captive on the high seas to bear arms against their country, to become the executioners of their friends and brethren, or to fall themselves by their hands.

he has excited domestic insurrections amongst us, and has endeavoured to bring on the inhabitants of our frontiers, the merciless indian savages whose known rule of warfare, is an undistinguished destruction of all ages, sexes and conditions.

in every stage of these oppressions we have petitioned for redress in the most humble terms: our repeated petitions have been answered only by repeated injury. a prince, whose character is thus marked by every act which may define a tyrant, is unfit to be the ruler of a free people.

nor have we been wanting in attentions to our british brethren. we have warned them from time to time of attempts by their legislature to extend an unwarrantable jurisdiction over us. we have reminded them of the circumstances of our emigration and settlement here. we have appealed to their native justice and magnanimity, and we have conjured them by the ties of our common kindred to disavow these usurpations, which would inevitably interrupt our connections and correspondence. they too have been deaf to the voice of justice and of consanguinity. we must, therefore, acquiesce in the necessity, which denounces our separation, and hold them, as we hold the rest of mankind, enemies in war, in peace friends.

we, therefore, the representatives of the united states of america, in general congress, assembled, appealing to the supreme judge of the world for the rectitude of our intentions, do, in the name, and by authority of the good people of these colonies, solemnly publish and declare, that these united colonies are, and of right ought to be free and independent states, that they are absolved from all allegiance to the british crown, and that all political connection between them and the state of great britain, is and ought to be totally dissolved; and that as free and independent states, they have full power to levy war, conclude peace, contract alliances, establish commerce, and to do all other acts and things which independent states may of right do. — and for the support of this declaration, with a firm reliance on the protection of divine providence, we mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes, and our sacred honor.

[Black Yoshi]

˙ɹouoɥ pǝɹɔɐs ɹno puɐ 'sǝunʇɹoɟ ɹno 'sǝʌıן ɹno ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ oʇ ǝƃpǝןd ʎןןɐnʇnɯ ǝʍ 'ǝɔuǝpıʌoɹd ǝuıʌıp ɟo uoıʇɔǝʇoɹd ǝɥʇ uo ǝɔuɐıןǝɹ ɯɹıɟ ɐ ɥʇıʍ 'uoıʇɐɹɐןɔǝp sıɥʇ ɟo ʇɹoddns ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ puɐ — ˙op ʇɥƃıɹ ɟo ʎɐɯ sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı ɥɔıɥʍ sƃuıɥʇ puɐ sʇɔɐ ɹǝɥʇo ןןɐ op oʇ puɐ 'ǝɔɹǝɯɯoɔ ɥsıןqɐʇsǝ 'sǝɔuɐıןןɐ ʇɔɐɹʇuoɔ 'ǝɔɐǝd ǝpnןɔuoɔ 'ɹɐʍ ʎʌǝן oʇ ɹǝʍod ןןnɟ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ 'sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı puɐ ǝǝɹɟ sɐ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ ؛pǝʌןossıp ʎןןɐʇoʇ ǝq oʇ ʇɥƃno puɐ sı 'uıɐʇıɹq ʇɐǝɹƃ ɟo ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ puɐ ɯǝɥʇ uǝǝʍʇǝq uoıʇɔǝuuoɔ ןɐɔıʇıןod ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ puɐ 'uʍoɹɔ ɥsıʇıɹq ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɔuɐıƃǝןןɐ ןןɐ ɯoɹɟ pǝʌןosqɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'sǝʇɐʇs ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı puɐ ǝǝɹɟ ǝq oʇ ʇɥƃno ʇɥƃıɹ ɟo puɐ 'ǝɹɐ sǝıuoןoɔ pǝʇıun ǝsǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'ǝɹɐןɔǝp puɐ ɥsıןqnd ʎןuɯǝןos 'sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝןdoǝd pooƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎʇıɹoɥʇnɐ ʎq puɐ 'ǝɯɐu ǝɥʇ uı 'op 'suoıʇuǝʇuı ɹno ɟo ǝpnʇıʇɔǝɹ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝƃpnɾ ǝɯǝɹdns ǝɥʇ oʇ ƃuıןɐǝddɐ 'pǝןqɯǝssɐ 'ssǝɹƃuoɔ ןɐɹǝuǝƃ uı 'ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo sǝʇɐʇs pǝʇıun ǝɥʇ ɟo sǝʌıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ǝɥʇ 'ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ǝʍ

˙spuǝıɹɟ ǝɔɐǝd uı 'ɹɐʍ uı sǝıɯǝuǝ 'puıʞuɐɯ ɟo ʇsǝɹ ǝɥʇ pןoɥ ǝʍ sɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ pןoɥ puɐ 'uoıʇɐɹɐdǝs ɹno sǝɔunouǝp ɥɔıɥʍ 'ʎʇıssǝɔǝu ǝɥʇ uı ǝɔsǝınbɔɐ 'ǝɹoɟǝɹǝɥʇ 'ʇsnɯ ǝʍ ˙ʎʇıuınƃuɐsuoɔ ɟo puɐ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ǝɔıoʌ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɟɐǝp uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ ooʇ ʎǝɥʇ ˙ǝɔuǝpuodsǝɹɹoɔ puɐ suoıʇɔǝuuoɔ ɹno ʇdnɹɹǝʇuı ʎןqɐʇıʌǝuı pןnoʍ ɥɔıɥʍ 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn ǝsǝɥʇ ʍoʌɐsıp oʇ pǝɹpuıʞ uoɯɯoɔ ɹno ɟo sǝıʇ ǝɥʇ ʎq ɯǝɥʇ pǝɹnɾuoɔ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ puɐ 'ʎʇıɯıuɐuƃɐɯ puɐ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ǝʌıʇɐu ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ pǝןɐǝddɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙ǝɹǝɥ ʇuǝɯǝןʇʇǝs puɐ uoıʇɐɹƃıɯǝ ɹno ɟo sǝɔuɐʇsɯnɔɹıɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯǝɥʇ pǝpuıɯǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙sn ɹǝʌo uoıʇɔıpsıɹnɾ ǝןqɐʇuɐɹɹɐʍun uɐ puǝʇxǝ oʇ ǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq sʇdɯǝʇʇɐ ɟo ǝɯıʇ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ɯoɹɟ ɯǝɥʇ pǝuɹɐʍ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ ˙uǝɹɥʇǝɹq ɥsıʇıɹq ɹno oʇ suoıʇuǝʇʇɐ uı ƃuıʇuɐʍ uǝǝq ǝʍ ǝʌɐɥ ɹou

˙ǝןdoǝd ǝǝɹɟ ɐ ɟo ɹǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ ǝq oʇ ʇıɟun sı 'ʇuɐɹʎʇ ɐ ǝuıɟǝp ʎɐɯ ɥɔıɥʍ ʇɔɐ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎq pǝʞɹɐɯ snɥʇ sı ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ǝsoɥʍ 'ǝɔuıɹd ɐ ˙ʎɹnɾuı pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ʎq ʎןuo pǝɹǝʍsuɐ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ suoıʇıʇǝd pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ɹno :sɯɹǝʇ ǝןqɯnɥ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ uı ssǝɹpǝɹ ɹoɟ pǝuoıʇıʇǝd ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ suoıssǝɹddo ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝƃɐʇs ʎɹǝʌǝ uı

˙suoıʇıpuoɔ puɐ sǝxǝs 'sǝƃɐ ןןɐ ɟo uoıʇɔnɹʇsǝp pǝɥsınƃuıʇsıpun uɐ sı 'ǝɹɐɟɹɐʍ ɟo ǝןnɹ uʍouʞ ǝsoɥʍ sǝƃɐʌɐs uɐıpuı ssǝןıɔɹǝɯ ǝɥʇ 'sɹǝıʇuoɹɟ ɹno ɟo sʇuɐʇıqɐɥuı ǝɥʇ uo ƃuıɹq oʇ pǝɹnoʌɐǝpuǝ sɐɥ puɐ 'sn ʇsƃuoɯɐ suoıʇɔǝɹɹnsuı ɔıʇsǝɯop pǝʇıɔxǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙spuɐɥ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ןןɐɟ oʇ ɹo 'uǝɹɥʇǝɹq puɐ spuǝıɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo sɹǝuoıʇnɔǝxǝ ǝɥʇ ǝɯoɔǝq oʇ 'ʎɹʇunoɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇsuıɐƃɐ sɯɹɐ ɹɐǝq oʇ sɐǝs ɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ uo ǝʌıʇdɐɔ uǝʞɐʇ suǝzıʇıɔ ʍoןןǝɟ ɹno pǝuıɐɹʇsuoɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙uoıʇɐu pǝzıןıʌıɔ ɐ ɟo pɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ʎɥʇɹoʍun ʎןןɐʇoʇ puɐ 'sǝƃɐ snoɹɐqɹɐq ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ uı pǝןǝןןɐɹɐd ʎןǝɔɹɐɔs ʎpıɟɹǝd & ʎʇןǝnɹɔ ɟo sǝɔuɐʇsɯnɔɹıɔ ɥʇıʍ unƃǝq ʎpɐǝɹןɐ 'ʎuuɐɹʎʇ puɐ 'uoıʇɐןosǝp 'ɥʇɐǝp ɟo sʞɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ʇɐǝןdɯoɔ oʇ sǝıɹɐuǝɔɹǝɯ uƃıǝɹoɟ ɟo sǝıɯɹɐ ǝƃɹɐן ƃuıʇɹodsuɐɹʇ ǝɯıʇ sıɥʇ ʇɐ sı ǝɥ

˙ǝןdoǝd ɹno ɟo sǝʌıן ǝɥʇ pǝʎoɹʇsǝp puɐ 'suʍoʇ ɹno ʇuɹnq 'sʇsɐoɔ ɹno pǝƃɐʌɐɹ 'sɐǝs ɹno pǝɹǝpunןd sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sn ʇsuıɐƃɐ ɹɐʍ ƃuıƃɐʍ puɐ uoıʇɔǝʇoɹd sıɥ ɟo ʇno sn ƃuıɹɐןɔǝp ʎq 'ǝɹǝɥ ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ pǝʇɐɔıpqɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɹǝʌǝosʇɐɥʍ sǝsɐɔ ןןɐ uı sn ɹoɟ ǝʇɐןsıƃǝן oʇ ɹǝʍod ɥʇıʍ pǝʇsǝʌuı sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ƃuıɹɐןɔǝp puɐ 'sǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן uʍo ɹno ƃuıpuǝdsns ɹoɟ

: sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɹno ɟo sɯɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ʎןןɐʇuǝɯɐpunɟ ƃuıɹǝʇןɐ puɐ sʍɐן ǝןqɐnןɐʌ ʇsoɯ ɹno ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ 'sɹǝʇɹɐɥɔ ɹno ʎɐʍɐ ƃuıʞɐʇ ɹoɟ

sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ oʇuı ǝןnɹ ǝʇnןosqɐ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ƃuıɔnpoɹʇuı ɹoɟ ʇuǝɯnɹʇsuı ʇıɟ puɐ ǝןdɯɐxǝ uɐ ǝɔuo ʇɐ ʇı ɹǝpuǝɹ oʇ sɐ os sǝıɹɐpunoq sʇı ƃuıƃɹɐןuǝ puɐ 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʎɹɐɹʇıqɹɐ uɐ uıǝɹǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןqɐʇsǝ 'ǝɔuıʌoɹd ƃuıɹnoqɥƃıǝu ɐ uı sʍɐן ɥsıןƃuǝ ɟo ɯǝʇsʎs ǝǝɹɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ ɹoɟ

:sǝɔuǝɟɟo pǝpuǝʇǝɹd ɹoɟ pǝıɹʇ ǝq oʇ sɐǝs puoʎǝq sn ƃuıʇɹodsuɐɹʇ ɹoɟ

:ʎɹnɾ ʎq ןɐıɹʇ ɟo ʇıɟǝuǝq ǝɥʇ ɟo 'sǝsɐɔ ʎuɐɯ uı sn ƃuıʌıɹdǝp ɹoɟ

:ʇuǝsuoɔ ɹno ʇnoɥʇıʍ sn uo sǝxɐʇ ƃuısodɯı ɹoɟ

: pןɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɹɐd ןןɐ ɥʇıʍ ǝpɐɹʇ ɹno ɟɟo ƃuıʇʇnɔ ɹoɟ

:sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo sʇuɐʇıqɐɥuı ǝɥʇ uo ʇıɯɯoɔ pןnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ sɹǝpɹnɯ ʎuɐ ɹoɟ ʇuǝɯɥsıund ɯoɹɟ ןɐıɹʇ ʞɔoɯ ɐ ʎq 'ɯǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɔǝʇoɹd ɹoɟ

:sn ƃuoɯɐ sdooɹʇ pǝɯɹɐ ɟo sǝıpoq ǝƃɹɐן ƃuıɹǝʇɹɐnb ɹoɟ

:uoıʇɐןsıƃǝן pǝpuǝʇǝɹd ɟo sʇɔɐ ɹıǝɥʇ oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ƃuıʌıƃ ؛sʍɐן ɹno ʎq pǝƃpǝןʍouʞɔɐun puɐ 'uoıʇnʇıʇsuoɔ ɹno oʇ uƃıǝɹoɟ uoıʇɔıpsıɹnɾ ɐ oʇ sn ʇɔǝɾqns oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ɥʇıʍ pǝuıqɯoɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɹǝʍod ןıʌıɔ ǝɥʇ oʇ ɹoıɹǝdns puɐ ɟo ʇuǝpuǝdǝpuı ʎɹɐʇıןıɯ ǝɥʇ ɹǝpuǝɹ oʇ pǝʇɔǝɟɟɐ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹno ɟo ʇuǝsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʇnoɥʇıʍ sǝıɯɹɐ ƃuıpuɐʇs 'ǝɔɐǝd ɟo sǝɯıʇ uı 'sn ƃuoɯɐ ʇdǝʞ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ǝɔuɐʇsqns ɹıǝɥʇ ʇno ʇɐǝ puɐ ǝןdoǝd ɹno ssɐɹɐɥ oʇ sɹǝɔıɟɟo ɟo sɯɹɐʍs ɹǝɥʇıɥ ʇuǝs puɐ 'sǝɔıɟɟo ʍǝu ɟo ǝpnʇıʇןnɯ ɐ pǝʇɔǝɹǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝıɹɐןɐs ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝɯʎɐd puɐ ʇunoɯɐ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'sǝɔıɟɟo ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɹnuǝʇ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝuoןɐ ןןıʍ sıɥ uo ʇuǝpuǝdǝp sǝƃpnɾ ǝpɐɯ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sɹǝʍod ʎɹɐıɔıpnɾ ƃuıɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ɹoɟ sʍɐן oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ƃuısnɟǝɹ ʎq ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo uoıʇɐɹʇsıuıɯpɐ ǝɥʇ pǝʇɔnɹʇsqo sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙spuɐן ɟo suoıʇɐıɹdoɹddɐ ʍǝu ɟo suoıʇıpuoɔ ǝɥʇ ƃuısıɐɹ puɐ 'ɹǝɥʇıɥ suoıʇɐɹƃıɯ ɹıǝɥʇ ǝƃɐɹnoɔuǝ oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ssɐd oʇ ƃuısnɟǝɹ ؛sɹǝuƃıǝɹoɟ ɟo uoıʇɐzıןɐɹnʇɐu ɹoɟ sʍɐן ǝɥʇ ƃuıʇɔnɹʇsqo ǝsodɹnd ʇɐɥʇ ɹoɟ ؛sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo uoıʇɐןndod ǝɥʇ ʇuǝʌǝɹd oʇ pǝɹnoʌɐǝpuǝ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙uıɥʇıʍ suoısןnʌuoɔ puɐ 'ʇnoɥʇıʍ ɯoɹɟ uoısɐʌuı ɟo sɹǝƃuɐp ǝɥʇ ןןɐ oʇ pǝsodxǝ ǝɯıʇ uɐǝɯ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıuıɐɯǝɹ ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ ؛ǝsıɔɹǝxǝ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ǝƃɹɐן ʇɐ ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ oʇ pǝuɹnʇǝɹ ǝʌɐɥ 'uoıʇɐןıɥıuuɐ ɟo ǝןqɐdɐɔuı 'sɹǝʍod ǝʌıʇɐןsıƃǝן ǝɥʇ ʎqǝɹǝɥʍ 'pǝʇɔǝןǝ ǝq oʇ sɹǝɥʇo ǝsnɐɔ oʇ 'suoıʇnןossıp ɥɔns ɹǝʇɟɐ 'ǝɯıʇ ƃuoן ɐ ɹoɟ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ɟo sʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ uo suoısɐʌuı sıɥ ssǝuɯɹıɟ ʎןuɐɯ ɥʇıʍ ƃuısoddo ɹoɟ 'ʎןpǝʇɐǝdǝɹ sǝsnoɥ ǝʌıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ pǝʌןossıp sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙sǝɹnsɐǝɯ sıɥ ɥʇıʍ ǝɔuɐıןdɯoɔ oʇuı ɯǝɥʇ ƃuınƃıʇɐɟ ɟo ǝsodɹnd ǝןos ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ 'spɹoɔǝɹ ɔıןqnd ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇısodǝp ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ʇuɐʇsıp puɐ 'ǝןqɐʇɹoɟɯoɔun 'ןɐnsnun sǝɔɐןd ʇɐ sǝıpoq ǝʌıʇɐןsıƃǝן ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ pǝןןɐɔ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ʎןuo sʇuɐɹʎʇ oʇ ǝןqɐpıɯɹoɟ puɐ ɯǝɥʇ oʇ ǝןqɐɯıʇsǝuı ʇɥƃıɹ ɐ 'ǝɹnʇɐןsıƃǝן ǝɥʇ uı uoıʇɐʇuǝsǝɹdǝɹ ɟo ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ ɥsınbuıןǝɹ pןnoʍ ǝןdoǝd ǝsoɥʇ ssǝןun 'ǝןdoǝd ɟo sʇɔıɹʇsıp ǝƃɹɐן ɟo uoıʇɐpoɯɯoɔɔɐ ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ sʍɐן ɹǝɥʇo ssɐd oʇ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ɯǝɥʇ oʇ puǝʇʇɐ oʇ pǝʇɔǝןƃǝu ʎןɹǝʇʇn sɐɥ ǝɥ 'pǝpuǝdsns os uǝɥʍ puɐ ؛pǝuıɐʇqo ǝq pןnoɥs ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ ןןıʇ uoıʇɐɹǝdo ɹıǝɥʇ uı pǝpuǝdsns ssǝןun 'ǝɔuɐʇɹodɯı ƃuıssǝɹd puɐ ǝʇɐıpǝɯɯı ɟo sʍɐן ssɐd oʇ sɹouɹǝʌoƃ sıɥ uǝppıqɹoɟ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙pooƃ ɔıןqnd ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ʎɹɐssǝɔǝu puɐ ǝɯosǝןoɥʍ ʇsoɯ ǝɥʇ 'sʍɐן oʇ ʇuǝssɐ sıɥ pǝsnɟǝɹ sɐɥ ǝɥ

˙ pןɹoʍ pıpuɐɔ ɐ oʇ pǝʇʇıɯqns ǝq sʇɔɐɟ ʇǝן 'sıɥʇ ǝʌoɹd oʇ ˙sǝʇɐʇs ǝsǝɥʇ ɹǝʌo ʎuuɐɹʎʇ ǝʇnןosqɐ uɐ ɟo ʇuǝɯɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ǝɥʇ ʇɔǝɾqo ʇɔǝɹıp uı ƃuıʌɐɥ ןןɐ 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn puɐ sǝıɹnɾuı pǝʇɐǝdǝɹ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ɐ sı uıɐʇıɹq ʇɐǝɹƃ ɟo ƃuıʞ ʇuǝsǝɹd ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ǝɥʇ ˙ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɟo sɯǝʇsʎs ɹǝɯɹoɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹǝʇןɐ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ suıɐɹʇsuoɔ ɥɔıɥʍ ʎʇıssǝɔǝu ǝɥʇ ʍou sı ɥɔns puɐ ؛sǝıuoןoɔ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɔuɐɹǝɟɟns ʇuǝıʇɐd ǝɥʇ uǝǝq sɐɥ ɥɔns — ˙ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ǝɹnʇnɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ɹoɟ spɹɐnƃ ʍǝu ǝpıʌoɹd oʇ puɐ 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɥɔns ɟɟo ʍoɹɥʇ oʇ 'ʎʇnp ɹıǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'ʇɥƃıɹ ɹıǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'ɯsıʇodsǝp ǝʇnןosqɐ ɹǝpun ɯǝɥʇ ǝɔnpǝɹ oʇ uƃısǝp ɐ sǝɔuıʌǝ ʇɔǝɾqo ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʎןqɐıɹɐʌuı ƃuınsɹnd 'suoıʇɐdɹnsn puɐ sǝsnqɐ ɟo uıɐɹʇ ƃuoן ɐ uǝɥʍ ʇnq ˙pǝɯoʇsnɔɔɐ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ sɯɹoɟ ǝɥʇ ƃuıɥsıןoqɐ ʎq sǝʌןǝsɯǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ oʇ uɐɥʇ ǝןqɐɹǝɟɟns ǝɹɐ sןıʌǝ ǝןıɥʍ 'ɹǝɟɟns oʇ pǝsodsıp ǝɹoɯ ǝɹɐ puıʞuɐɯ ʇɐɥʇ uʍǝɥs ɥʇɐɥ ǝɔuǝıɹǝdxǝ ןןɐ ʎןƃuıpɹoɔɔɐ puɐ ؛sǝsnɐɔ ʇuǝısuɐɹʇ puɐ ʇɥƃıן ɹoɟ pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ʇou pןnoɥs pǝɥsıןqɐʇsǝ ƃuoן sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʇɐʇɔıp ןןıʍ 'pǝǝpuı 'ǝɔuǝpnɹd ˙ssǝuıddɐɥ puɐ ʎʇǝɟɐs ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɔǝɟɟǝ oʇ ʎןǝʞıן ʇsoɯ ɯǝǝs ןןɐɥs ɯǝɥʇ oʇ sɐ 'ɯɹoɟ ɥɔns uı sɹǝʍod sʇı ƃuızıuɐƃɹo puɐ sǝןdıɔuıɹd ɥɔns uo uoıʇɐpunoɟ sʇı ƃuıʎɐן 'ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ʍǝu ǝʇnʇıʇsuı oʇ puɐ 'ʇı ɥsıןoqɐ oʇ ɹo ɹǝʇןɐ oʇ ǝןdoǝd ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃıɹ ǝɥʇ sı ʇı 'spuǝ ǝsǝɥʇ ɟo ǝʌıʇɔnɹʇsǝp sǝɯoɔǝq ʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ ɟo ɯɹoɟ ʎuɐ ɹǝʌǝuǝɥʍ ʇɐɥʇ — 'pǝuɹǝʌoƃ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ sɹǝʍod ʇsnɾ ɹıǝɥʇ ƃuıʌıɹǝp 'uǝɯ ƃuoɯɐ pǝʇnʇıʇsuı ǝɹɐ sʇuǝɯuɹǝʌoƃ 'sʇɥƃıɹ ǝsǝɥʇ ǝɹnɔǝs oʇ ʇɐɥʇ — ˙ssǝuıddɐɥ ɟo ʇınsɹnd ǝɥʇ puɐ ʎʇɹǝqıן 'ǝɟıן ǝɹɐ ǝsǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'sʇɥƃıɹ ǝןqɐuǝıןɐun uıɐʇɹǝɔ ɥʇıʍ ɹoʇɐǝɹɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq pǝʍopuǝ ǝɹɐ ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ 'ןɐnbǝ pǝʇɐǝɹɔ ǝɹɐ uǝɯ ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇuǝpıʌǝ-ɟןǝs ǝq oʇ sɥʇnɹʇ ǝsǝɥʇ pןoɥ ǝʍ

˙uoıʇɐɹɐdǝs ǝɥʇ oʇ ɯǝɥʇ ןǝdɯı ɥɔıɥʍ sǝsnɐɔ ǝɥʇ ǝɹɐןɔǝp pןnoɥs ʎǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sǝɹınbǝɹ puıʞuɐɯ ɟo suoıuıdo ǝɥʇ oʇ ʇɔǝdsǝɹ ʇuǝɔǝp ɐ 'ɯǝɥʇ ǝןʇıʇuǝ poƃ s,ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo puɐ ǝɹnʇɐu ɟo sʍɐן ǝɥʇ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ uoıʇɐʇs ןɐnbǝ puɐ ǝʇɐɹɐdǝs ǝɥʇ 'ɥʇɹɐǝ ǝɥʇ ɟo sɹǝʍod ǝɥʇ ƃuoɯɐ ǝɯnssɐ oʇ puɐ ɹǝɥʇouɐ ɥʇıʍ ɯǝɥʇ pǝʇɔǝuuoɔ ǝʌɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ spuɐq ןɐɔıʇıןod ǝɥʇ ǝʌןossıp oʇ ǝןdoǝd ǝuo ɹoɟ ʎɹɐssǝɔǝu sǝɯoɔǝq ʇı sʇuǝʌǝ uɐɯnɥ ɟo ǝsɹnoɔ ǝɥʇ uı uǝɥʍ


˙sʇɹnɥ pɐǝɥ ʎɯ puɐ ɹp؛lʇ

[robertsona]

Anyone who doesn't have a turnable monitor is obviously a noob.

[nuclearsamurai]

Anyone who doesn't have a turnable monitor is obviously a noob.

˙ǝɯ ɹoɟ ʞɹoʍ ʇ,usǝop uʍop + ʇןɐ + ןɹʇɔ os 'ןɐuoıssǝɟoɹd dx ʇou s,ʇı puɐ ˙ɹoʇıuoɯ ǝןqɐuɹnʇ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ʎןןɐǝɹ ʇ,usǝop ʇı os 'pןo sɹɐǝʎ ʇɥƃıǝ ɹo uǝʌǝs˙˙˙ʇnoqɐ sı ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ʇsnɾ s,ʇı 'qoou ɐ ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʇ ʇou s,ʇı

[Waffl3]

sǝʎǝ ʎɯ uıllıʞ sı pɐǝɹɥʇ sıɥʇ

[Professor Raine]

ǝʞoɾ ɐʇsıʌ ǝɹoɟǝq uı ˙s˙d

ǝɹnʇɹoʇ ɟo puıʞ sıɥʇ ɹoɟ ʇןınq ʇuǝɹɐ s,ɐʇsıʌ

[Renevatia]

ɐɥɐɥ ƃuısnɯɐ os sıɥʇ sı ʎɥʍ

[EnR]

˙ǝɯıʇ ɟo ǝʇsɐʍ ɐ sı puɐ sǝןoɥssɐ pɐɯ sʞɔns ɹɟɟ

ʞɔnɟ ˙sd

[Breakdown16]

˙uǝǝɹɔs ǝɥʇ ǝʇɐʇoɹ oʇ ʎʇıןıqɐ ǝɥʇ sɐɥ ɹǝʇndɯoɔ ʎɯ pɐןƃ ɯ,ı

[nuclearsamurai]

˙ʇ,usǝop ǝuıɯ ʇɐɥʇ pǝssıd ɯ,ı

[Redorigami]

˙ʎɐƃ ʎʇʇǝɹd ʎןןɐnʇɔɐ sı ǝʇısqǝʍ sıɥʇ ɥn os

[Kekeb]

.retteb si esrever txet ,syug uoy wercS

[rzr]

.retteb si esrever txet ,syug uoy wercS

You're right. My phone doesn't turn everything into stupid question marks when it's in reverse.

[-KIDTHONG-]

3> ʇoƃƃɐɟ

[iluswirl]

¡ʞɹoʍ ʇ,uop sɹǝqɯnu ǝɥʇ ǝsɐɔǝq puǝ oʇ ƃuıoƃ ǝɹɐ sǝʌıl ɹno ou ɥo sd

¿op ɹǝʌǝ ǝʍ llıʍ ʇɐɥʍ ˙sıɥʇ uı ʞɹoʍ ʇ,uop sɹǝqɯnu 'sʎnƃ ʎǝɥ

[championanwar]

Real men type the right way up.

[FuzenAkuma]

¡ʇsɐן ʇɐ ǝǝɹɟ ǝɹɐ ǝʍ 'ʎʇɥƃıɯןɐ poƃ ʞuɐɥʇ

¡ʇsɐן ʇɐ ǝǝɹɟ ¡ʇsɐן ʇɐ ǝǝɹɟ

:ןɐnʇıɹıds oɹƃǝu pןo ǝɥʇ ɟo spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıs puɐ spuɐɥ uıoɾ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ 'sɔıןoɥʇɐɔ puɐ sʇuɐʇsǝʇoɹd 'sǝןıʇuǝƃ puɐ sʍǝɾ 'uǝɯ ǝʇıɥʍ puɐ uǝɯ ʞɔɐןq 'uǝɹpןıɥɔ s,poƃ ɟo ןןɐ uǝɥʍ ʎɐp ʇɐɥʇ dn pǝǝds oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʍ 'ʎʇıɔ ʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ǝʇɐʇs ʎɹǝʌǝ ɯoɹɟ 'ʇǝןɯɐɥ ʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ ǝƃɐןןıʌ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ʇı ʇǝן ǝʍ uǝɥʍ 'ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʍoןןɐ ǝʍ uǝɥʍ 'suǝddɐɥ sıɥʇ uǝɥʍ puɐ

˙ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן 'ǝpısuıɐʇunoɯ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɯoɹɟ

˙ıddıssıssıɯ ɟo ןןıɥǝןoɯ puɐ ןןıɥ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙ǝǝssǝuuǝʇ ɟo uıɐʇunoɯ ʇnoʞooן ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙ɐıƃɹoǝƃ ɟo uıɐʇunoɯ ǝuoʇs ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

:ʇɐɥʇ ʎןuo ʇou ʇnq

˙ɐıuɹoɟıןɐɔ ɟo sǝdoןs snoǝɔɐʌɹnɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙opɐɹoןoɔ ɟo sǝıʞɔoɹ pǝddɐɔ-ʍous ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙ɐıuɐʌןʎsuuǝd ɟo sǝıuǝɥƃǝןןɐ ƃuıuǝʇɥƃıǝɥ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu ɟo suıɐʇunoɯ ʎʇɥƃıɯ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן

˙ǝɹıɥsdɯɐɥ ʍǝu ɟo sdoʇןןıɥ snoıƃıpoɹd ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן os puɐ

˙ǝnɹʇ ǝɯoɔǝq ʇsnɯ sıɥʇ 'uoıʇɐu ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ ǝq oʇ sı ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟı puɐ

¡ƃuıɹ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ʇǝן 'ǝpısuıɐʇunoɯ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɯoɹɟ

'ǝpıɹd s,ɯıɹƃןıd ǝɥʇ ɟo puɐן 'pǝıp sɹǝɥʇɐɟ ʎɯ ǝɹǝɥʍ puɐן

˙ƃuıs ı ǝǝɥʇ ɟo 'ʎʇɹǝqıן ɟo puɐן ʇǝǝʍs 'ǝǝɥʇ ɟo sıʇ, ʎɹʇunoɔ ʎɯ

:ƃuıuɐǝɯ ʍǝu ɥʇıʍ ƃuıs oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ uǝɹpןıɥɔ s,poƃ ɟo ןןɐ uǝɥʍ ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ǝq ןןıʍ sıɥʇ -- ʎɐp ǝɥʇ ǝq ןןıʍ sıɥʇ puɐ

˙ʎɐp ǝuo ǝǝɹɟ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıʍouʞ 'ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ dn puɐʇs oʇ 'ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ןıɐɾ oʇ oƃ oʇ 'ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ǝןƃƃnɹʇs oʇ 'ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ʎɐɹd oʇ 'ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʍ 'ɥʇıɐɟ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ˙pooɥɹǝɥʇoɹq ɟo ʎuoɥdɯʎs ןnɟıʇnɐǝq ɐ oʇuı uoıʇɐu ɹno ɟo spɹoɔsıp ƃuıןƃuɐɾ ǝɥʇ ɯɹoɟsuɐɹʇ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʍ 'ɥʇıɐɟ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ˙ǝdoɥ ɟo ǝuoʇs ɐ ɹıɐdsǝp ɟo uıɐʇunoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʇno ʍǝɥ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ ǝʍ 'ɥʇıɐɟ sıɥʇ ɥʇıʍ

˙ɥʇıʍ ɥʇnos ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ ı ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıɐɟ ǝɥʇ sı sıɥʇ puɐ 'ǝdoɥ ɹno sı sıɥʇ

²„˙ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ ʇı ǝǝs ןןɐɥs ɥsǝןɟ ןןɐ puɐ pǝןɐǝʌǝɹ ǝq ןןɐɥs pɹoן ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɹoןƃ ǝɥʇ puɐ„ ؛ʇɥƃıɐɹʇs ǝpɐɯ ǝq ןןıʍ sǝɔɐןd pǝʞooɹɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ 'uıɐןd ǝpɐɯ ǝq ןןıʍ sǝɔɐןd ɥƃnoɹ ǝɥʇ 'ʍoן ǝpɐɯ ǝq ןןɐɥs uıɐʇunoɯ puɐ ןןıɥ ʎɹǝʌǝ puɐ 'pǝʇןɐxǝ ǝq ןןɐɥs ʎǝןןɐʌ ʎɹǝʌǝ ʎɐp ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

¡ʎɐpoʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

˙sɹǝɥʇoɹq puɐ sɹǝʇsıs sɐ sןɹıƃ ǝʇıɥʍ puɐ sʎoq ǝʇıɥʍ ǝןʇʇıן ɥʇıʍ spuɐɥ uıoɾ oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ sןɹıƃ ʞɔɐןq puɐ sʎoq ʞɔɐןq ǝןʇʇıן ɐɯɐqɐןɐ uı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɥƃıɹ ʎɐp ǝuo -- „uoıʇɐɔıɟıןןnu„ puɐ „uoıʇısodɹǝʇuı„ ɟo spɹoʍ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıddıɹp sdıן sıɥ ƃuıʌɐɥ ɹouɹǝʌoƃ sʇı ɥʇıʍ 'sʇsıɔɐɹ snoıɔıʌ sʇı ɥʇıʍ 'ɐɯɐqɐןɐ uı uʍop 'ʎɐp ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

¡ʎɐpoʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

˙ɹǝʇɔɐɹɐɥɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇuǝʇuoɔ ǝɥʇ ʎq ʇnq uıʞs ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ɹoןoɔ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝƃpnɾ ǝq ʇou ןןıʍ ʎǝɥʇ ǝɹǝɥʍ uoıʇɐu ɐ uı ǝʌıן ʎɐp ǝuo ןןıʍ uǝɹpןıɥɔ ǝןʇʇıן ɹnoɟ ʎɯ ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

˙ǝɔıʇsnɾ puɐ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɟo sısɐo uɐ oʇuı pǝɯɹoɟsuɐɹʇ ǝq ןןıʍ 'uoıssǝɹddo ɟo ʇɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıɹǝʇןǝʍs 'ǝɔıʇsnɾuı ɟo ʇɐǝɥ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ƃuıɹǝʇןǝʍs ǝʇɐʇs ɐ 'ıddıssıssıɯ ɟo ǝʇɐʇs ǝɥʇ uǝʌǝ ʎɐp ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

˙pooɥɹǝɥʇoɹq ɟo ǝןqɐʇ ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ɹǝɥʇǝƃoʇ uʍop ʇıs oʇ ǝןqɐ ǝq ןןıʍ sɹǝuʍo ǝʌɐןs ɹǝɯɹoɟ ɟo suos ǝɥʇ puɐ sǝʌɐןs ɹǝɯɹoɟ ɟo suos ǝɥʇ 'ɐıƃɹoǝƃ ɟo sןןıɥ pǝɹ ǝɥʇ uo ʎɐp ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

„˙ןɐnbǝ pǝʇɐǝɹɔ ǝɹɐ uǝɯ ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ 'ʇuǝpıʌǝ-ɟןǝs ǝq oʇ sɥʇnɹʇ ǝsǝɥʇ pןoɥ ǝʍ„ :pǝǝɹɔ sʇı ɟo ƃuıuɐǝɯ ǝnɹʇ ǝɥʇ ʇno ǝʌıן puɐ dn ǝsıɹ ןןıʍ uoıʇɐu sıɥʇ ʎɐp ǝuo ʇɐɥʇ ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ı

˙ɯɐǝɹp uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ǝɥʇ uı pǝʇooɹ ʎןdǝǝp ɯɐǝɹp ɐ sı ʇı ˙ɯɐǝɹp ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʇs ı 'ʍoɹɹoɯoʇ puɐ ʎɐpoʇ ɟo sǝıʇןnɔıɟɟıp ǝɥʇ ǝɔɐɟ ǝʍ ɥƃnoɥʇ uǝʌǝ os puɐ

˙spuǝıɹɟ ʎɯ 'ʎɐpoʇ noʎ oʇ ʎɐs ı 'ɹıɐdsǝp ɟo ʎǝןןɐʌ ǝɥʇ uı ʍoןןɐʍ ʇou sn ʇǝן

˙pǝƃuɐɥɔ ǝq ןןıʍ puɐ uɐɔ uoıʇɐnʇıs sıɥʇ ʍoɥǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıʍouʞ 'sǝıʇıɔ uɹǝɥʇɹou ɹno ɟo soʇʇǝɥƃ puɐ sɯnןs ǝɥʇ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ 'ɐuɐısınoן oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ 'ɐıƃɹoǝƃ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ 'ɐuıןoɹɐɔ ɥʇnos oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ 'ɐɯɐqɐןɐ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ 'ıddıssıssıɯ oʇ ʞɔɐq oƃ ˙ǝʌıʇdɯǝpǝɹ sı ƃuıɹǝɟɟns pǝuɹɐǝun ʇɐɥʇ ɥʇıɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʞɹoʍ oʇ ǝnuıʇuoɔ ˙ƃuıɹǝɟɟns ǝʌıʇɐǝɹɔ ɟo suɐɹǝʇǝʌ ǝɥʇ uǝǝq ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ˙ʎʇıןɐʇnɹq ǝɔıןod ɟo spuıʍ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝɹǝƃƃɐʇs puɐ uoıʇnɔǝsɹǝd ɟo sɯɹoʇs ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝɹǝʇʇɐq noʎ ʇɟǝן ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ ʇsǝnb -- ʇsǝnb ɹnoʎ ǝɹǝɥʍ sɐǝɹɐ ɯoɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos puɐ ˙sןןǝɔ ןıɐɾ ʍoɹɹɐu ɯoɹɟ ɥsǝɹɟ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos ˙suoıʇɐןnqıɹʇ puɐ sןɐıɹʇ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɟo ʇno ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ noʎ ɟo ǝɯos ʇɐɥʇ ןnɟpuıɯun ʇou ɯɐ ı

„˙ɯɐǝɹʇs ʎʇɥƃıɯ ɐ ǝʞıן ssǝusnoǝʇɥƃıɹ puɐ 'sɹǝʇɐʍ ǝʞıן uʍop sןןoɹ ǝɔıʇsnɾ„ ןıʇun pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ʇou ןןıʍ ǝʍ puɐ 'pǝıɟsıʇɐs ʇou ǝɹɐ ǝʍ 'ou 'ou ˙ǝʇoʌ oʇ ɥɔıɥʍ ɹoɟ ƃuıɥʇou sɐɥ ǝɥ sǝʌǝıןǝq ʞɹoʎ ʍǝu uı oɹƃǝu ɐ puɐ ǝʇoʌ ʇouuɐɔ ıddıssıssıɯ uı oɹƃǝu ɐ sɐ ƃuoן sɐ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ʇouuɐɔ ǝʍ „˙ʎןuo sǝʇıɥʍ ɹoɟ„ :ƃuıʇɐʇs uƃıs ɐ ʎq ʎʇıuƃıp ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo pǝqqoɹ puɐ pooɥ-ɟןǝs ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo pǝddıɹʇs ǝɹɐ uǝɹpןıɥɔ ɹno sɐ ƃuoן sɐ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ɹǝʌǝu uɐɔ ǝʍ ˙ǝuo ɹǝƃɹɐן ɐ oʇ oʇʇǝɥƃ ɹǝןןɐɯs ɐ ɯoɹɟ sı ʎʇıןıqoɯ ɔısɐq s,oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ sɐ ƃuoן sɐ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ʇouuɐɔ ǝʍ ˙sǝıʇıɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo sןǝʇoɥ ǝɥʇ puɐ sʎɐʍɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ ɟo sןǝʇoɯ ǝɥʇ uı ƃuıƃpoן uıɐƃ ʇouuɐɔ 'ןǝʌɐɹʇ ɟo ǝnƃıʇɐɟ ǝɥʇ ɥʇıʍ ʎʌɐǝɥ 'sǝıpoq ɹno sɐ ƃuoן sɐ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ɹǝʌǝu uɐɔ ǝʍ ˙ʎʇıןɐʇnɹq ǝɔıןod ɟo sɹoɹɹoɥ ǝןqɐʞɐǝdsun ǝɥʇ ɟo ɯıʇɔıʌ ǝɥʇ sı oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ sɐ ƃuoן sɐ pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq ɹǝʌǝu uɐɔ ǝʍ „¿pǝıɟsıʇɐs ǝq noʎ ןןıʍ uǝɥʍ„ 'sʇɥƃıɹ ןıʌıɔ ɟo sǝǝʇoʌǝp ǝɥʇ ƃuıʞsɐ ǝɹɐ oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ

˙ʞɔɐq uɹnʇ ʇouuɐɔ ǝʍ

˙pɐǝɥɐ ɥɔɹɐɯ sʎɐʍןɐ ןןɐɥs ǝʍ ʇɐɥʇ ǝƃpǝןd ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɯ ʇsnɯ ǝʍ 'ʞןɐʍ ǝʍ sɐ puɐ

˙ǝuoןɐ ʞןɐʍ ʇouuɐɔ ǝʍ

˙ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹno oʇ punoq ʎןqɐɔıɹʇxǝuı sı ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝzıןɐǝɹ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ ʎǝɥʇ puɐ ˙ʎuıʇsǝp ɹno ɥʇıʍ dn pǝıʇ sı ʎuıʇsǝp ɹıǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝzıןɐǝɹ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌɐɥ 'ʎɐpoʇ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɔuǝsǝɹd ɹıǝɥʇ ʎq pǝɔuǝpıʌǝ sɐ 'sɹǝɥʇoɹq ǝʇıɥʍ ɹno ɟo ʎuɐɯ ɹoɟ 'ǝןdoǝd ǝʇıɥʍ ןןɐ ɟo ʇsnɹʇsıp ɐ oʇ sn pɐǝן ʇou ʇsnɯ ʎʇıunɯɯoɔ oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ pǝɟןnƃuǝ sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ʎɔuɐʇıןıɯ ʍǝu snoןǝʌɹɐɯ ǝɥʇ

˙ǝɔɹoɟ ןnos ɥʇıʍ ǝɔɹoɟ ןɐɔısʎɥd ƃuıʇǝǝɯ ɟo sʇɥƃıǝɥ ɔıʇsǝɾɐɯ ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝsıɹ ʇsnɯ ǝʍ 'uıɐƃɐ puɐ uıɐƃɐ ˙ǝɔuǝןoıʌ ןɐɔısʎɥd oʇuı ǝʇɐɹǝuǝƃǝp oʇ ʇsǝʇoɹd ǝʌıʇɐǝɹɔ ɹno ʍoןןɐ ʇou ʇsnɯ ǝʍ ˙ǝuıןdıɔsıp puɐ ʎʇıuƃıp ɟo ǝuɐןd ɥƃıɥ ǝɥʇ uo ǝןƃƃnɹʇs ɹno ʇɔnpuoɔ ɹǝʌǝɹoɟ ʇsnɯ ǝʍ ˙pǝɹʇɐɥ puɐ ssǝuɹǝʇʇıq ɟo dnɔ ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ƃuıʞuıɹp ʎq ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ ʇsɹıɥʇ ɹno ʎɟsıʇɐs oʇ ʞǝǝs ʇou sn ʇǝן ˙spǝǝp ןnɟƃuoɹʍ ɟo ʎʇןınƃ ǝq ʇou ʇsnɯ ǝʍ 'ǝɔɐןd ןnɟʇɥƃıɹ ɹno ƃuıuıɐƃ ɟo ssǝɔoɹd ǝɥʇ uı :ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ǝɔɐןɐd ǝɥʇ oʇuı spɐǝן ɥɔıɥʍ pןoɥsǝɹɥʇ ɯɹɐʍ ǝɥʇ uo puɐʇs oɥʍ 'ǝןdoǝd ʎɯ oʇ ʎɐs ʇsnɯ ı ʇɐɥʇ ƃuıɥʇǝɯos sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇnq

˙sǝƃɹǝɯǝ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ʎɐp ʇɥƃıɹq ǝɥʇ ןıʇun uoıʇɐu ɹno ɟo suoıʇɐpunoɟ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐɥs oʇ ǝnuıʇuoɔ ןןıʍ ʇןoʌǝɹ ɟo spuıʍןɹıɥʍ ǝɥʇ ˙sʇɥƃıɹ dıɥsuǝzıʇıɔ sıɥ pǝʇuɐɹƃ sı oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ ןıʇun ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ uı ʎʇıןınbuɐɹʇ ɹou ʇsǝɹ ɹǝɥʇıǝu ǝq ןןıʍ ǝɹǝɥʇ puɐ ˙ןɐnsn sɐ ssǝuısnq oʇ suɹnʇǝɹ uoıʇɐu ǝɥʇ ɟı ƃuıuǝʞɐʍɐ ǝpnɹ ɐ ǝʌɐɥ ןןıʍ ʇuǝʇuoɔ ǝq ʍou ןןıʍ puɐ ɯɐǝʇs ɟɟo ʍoןq oʇ pǝpǝǝu oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝdoɥ oɥʍ ǝsoɥʇ puɐ ˙ƃuıuuıƃǝq ɐ ʇnq 'puǝ uɐ ʇou sı ǝǝɹɥʇ-ʎʇxıs uǝǝʇǝuıu ˙ʎʇıןɐnbǝ puɐ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɟo uɯnʇnɐ ƃuıʇɐɹoƃıʌuı uɐ sı ǝɹǝɥʇ ןıʇun ssɐd ʇou ןןıʍ ʇuǝʇuoɔsıp ǝʇɐɯıʇıƃǝן s,oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ ɟo ɹǝɯɯns ƃuıɹǝʇןǝʍs sıɥʇ ˙ʇuǝɯoɯ ǝɥʇ ɟo ʎɔuǝƃɹn ǝɥʇ ʞooןɹǝʌo oʇ uoıʇɐu ǝɥʇ ɹoɟ ןɐʇɐɟ ǝq pןnoʍ ʇı

˙uǝɹpןıɥɔ s,poƃ ɟo ןןɐ ɹoɟ ʎʇıןɐǝɹ ɐ ǝɔıʇsnɾ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ sı ʍou ˙pooɥɹǝɥʇoɹq ɟo ʞɔoɹ pıןos ǝɥʇ oʇ ǝɔıʇsnɾuı ןɐıɔɐɹ ɟo spuɐsʞɔınb ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ uoıʇɐu ɹno ʇɟıן oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ sı ʍou ˙ǝɔıʇsnɾ ןɐıɔɐɹ ɟo ɥʇɐd ʇıןuns ǝɥʇ oʇ uoıʇɐƃǝɹƃǝs ɟo ʎǝןןɐʌ ǝʇɐןosǝp puɐ ʞɹɐp ǝɥʇ ɯoɹɟ ǝsıɹ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ sı ʍou ˙ʎɔɐɹɔoɯǝp ɟo sǝsıɯoɹd ǝɥʇ ןɐǝɹ ǝʞɐɯ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ǝɥʇ sı ʍou ˙ɯsıןɐnpɐɹƃ ɟo ƃnɹp ƃuızıןınbuɐɹʇ ǝɥʇ ǝʞɐʇ oʇ ɹo ɟɟo ƃuıןooɔ ɟo ʎɹnxnן ǝɥʇ uı ǝƃɐƃuǝ oʇ ǝɯıʇ ou sı sıɥʇ ˙ʍou ɟo ʎɔuǝƃɹn ǝɔɹǝıɟ ǝɥʇ ɟo ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ puıɯǝɹ oʇ ʇods pǝʍoןןɐɥ sıɥʇ oʇ ǝɯoɔ osןɐ ǝʌɐɥ ǝʍ

˙ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ʎʇıɹnɔǝs ǝɥʇ puɐ ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɟo sǝɥɔıɹ ǝɥʇ puɐɯǝp uodn sn ǝʌıƃ ןןıʍ ʇɐɥʇ ʞɔǝɥɔ ɐ 'ʞɔǝɥɔ sıɥʇ ɥsɐɔ oʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌ,ǝʍ 'os puɐ ˙uoıʇɐu sıɥʇ ɟo ʎʇıunʇɹoddo ɟo sʇןnɐʌ ʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ uı spunɟ ʇuǝıɔıɟɟnsuı ǝɹɐ ǝɹǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌǝıןǝq oʇ ǝsnɟǝɹ ǝʍ ˙ʇdnɹʞuɐq sı ǝɔıʇsnɾ ɟo ʞuɐq ǝɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ ǝʌǝıןǝq oʇ ǝsnɟǝɹ ǝʍ ʇnq

„˙spunɟ ʇuǝıɔıɟɟnsuı„ pǝʞɹɐɯ ʞɔɐq ǝɯoɔ sɐɥ ɥɔıɥʍ ʞɔǝɥɔ ɐ 'ʞɔǝɥɔ pɐq ɐ ǝןdoǝd oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ uǝʌıƃ sɐɥ ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ 'uoıʇɐƃıןqo pǝɹɔɐs sıɥʇ ƃuıɹouoɥ ɟo pɐǝʇsuı ˙pǝuɹǝɔuoɔ ǝɹɐ ɹoןoɔ ɟo suǝzıʇıɔ ɹǝɥ sɐ ɹɐɟosuı 'ǝʇou ʎɹossıɯoɹd sıɥʇ uo pǝʇןnɐɟǝp sɐɥ ɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ʇɐɥʇ ʎɐpoʇ snoıʌqo sı ʇı „˙ssǝuıddɐɥ ɟo ʇınsɹnd ǝɥʇ puɐ ʎʇɹǝqıן 'ǝɟıן„ ɟo „sʇɥƃıɹ ǝןqɐuǝıןɐun„ ǝɥʇ pǝǝʇuɐɹɐnƃ ǝq pןnoʍ 'uǝɯ ǝʇıɥʍ sɐ ןןǝʍ sɐ uǝɯ ʞɔɐןq 'sǝʎ 'uǝɯ ןןɐ ʇɐɥʇ ǝsıɯoɹd ɐ sɐʍ ǝʇou sıɥʇ ˙ɹıǝɥ ןןɐɟ oʇ sɐʍ uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ʎɹǝʌǝ ɥɔıɥʍ oʇ ǝʇou ʎɹossıɯoɹd ɐ ƃuıuƃıs ǝɹǝʍ ʎǝɥʇ 'ǝɔuǝpuǝdǝpuı ɟo uoıʇɐɹɐןɔǝp ǝɥʇ puɐ uoıʇnʇıʇsuoɔ ǝɥʇ ɟo spɹoʍ ʇuǝɔıɟıuƃɐɯ ǝɥʇ ǝʇoɹʍ ɔıןqndǝɹ ɹno ɟo sʇɔǝʇıɥɔɹɐ ǝɥʇ uǝɥʍ ˙ʞɔǝɥɔ ɐ ɥsɐɔ oʇ ןɐʇıdɐɔ s,uoıʇɐu ɹno oʇ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌ,ǝʍ ǝsuǝs ɐ uı

˙uoıʇıpuoɔ ןnɟǝɯɐɥs ɐ ǝzıʇɐɯɐɹp oʇ ʎɐpoʇ ǝɹǝɥ ǝɯoɔ ǝʌ,ǝʍ os puɐ ˙puɐן uʍo sıɥ uı ǝןıxǝ uɐ ɟןǝsɯıɥ spuıɟ puɐ ʎʇǝıɔos uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ɟo sɹǝuɹoɔ ǝɥʇ uı pǝɥsınƃuɐן ןןıʇs sı oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹɐǝʎ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo ˙ʎʇıɹǝdsoɹd ןɐıɹǝʇɐɯ ɟo uɐǝɔo ʇsɐʌ ɐ ɟo ʇspıɯ ǝɥʇ uı ʎʇɹǝʌod ɟo puɐןsı ʎןǝuoן ɐ uo sǝʌıן oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹɐǝʎ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo ˙uoıʇɐuıɯıɹɔsıp ɟo suıɐɥɔ ǝɥʇ puɐ uoıʇɐƃǝɹƃǝs ɟo sǝןɔɐuɐɯ ǝɥʇ ʎq pǝןddıɹɔ ʎןpɐs ןןıʇs sı oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ ɟo ǝɟıן ǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹɐǝʎ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo ˙ǝǝɹɟ ʇou sı ןןıʇs oɹƃǝu ǝɥʇ 'ɹǝʇɐן sɹɐǝʎ pǝɹpunɥ ǝuo ʇnq

˙ʎʇıʌıʇdɐɔ ɹıǝɥʇ ɟo ʇɥƃıu ƃuoן ǝɥʇ puǝ oʇ ʞɐǝɹqʎɐp snoʎoɾ ɐ sɐ ǝɯɐɔ ʇı ˙ǝɔıʇsnɾuı ƃuıɹǝɥʇıʍ ɟo sǝɯɐןɟ ǝɥʇ uı pǝɹɐǝs uǝǝq pɐɥ oɥʍ sǝʌɐןs oɹƃǝu ɟo suoıןןıɯ oʇ ǝdoɥ ɟo ʇɥƃıן uoɔɐǝq ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ sɐ ǝɯɐɔ ǝǝɹɔǝp snoʇuǝɯoɯ sıɥʇ ˙uoıʇɐɯɐןɔoɹd uoıʇɐdıɔuɐɯǝ ǝɥʇ pǝuƃıs 'ʎɐpoʇ puɐʇs ǝʍ ʍopɐɥs ɔıןoqɯʎs ǝsoɥʍ uı 'uɐɔıɹǝɯɐ ʇɐǝɹƃ ɐ 'oƃɐ sɹɐǝʎ ǝɹoɔs ǝʌıɟ

˙uoıʇɐu ɹno ɟo ʎɹoʇsıɥ ǝɥʇ uı ɯopǝǝɹɟ ɹoɟ uoıʇɐɹʇsuoɯǝp ʇsǝʇɐǝɹƃ ǝɥʇ sɐ ʎɹoʇsıɥ uı uʍop oƃ ןןıʍ ʇɐɥʍ uı ʎɐpoʇ noʎ ɥʇıʍ uıoɾ oʇ ʎddɐɥ ɯɐ ı

[tangomango]

pǝ,ןןoɹ ʞɔıɹ ʇoƃ ʇsnɾ noʎ

(ǝǝɹɥʇ sǝɯıʇ snɹoɥɔ)
puɐʇsɹǝpun noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐʇʇoƃ
ƃuıןǝǝɟ ɯ,ı ʍoɥ noʎ ןןǝʇ ɐuuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı
(ʇɐǝdǝɹ sǝuıן ɹnoɟ ʇsɐן)
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ 'ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
'ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ 'ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
'ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ 'dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ 'dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ
(snɹoɥɔ ʇɐǝdǝɹ)
noʎ ʇɹnɥ puɐ ǝıן ɐ ןןǝʇ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɐs ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
ʎɹɔ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
noʎ ʇɹǝsǝp puɐ punoɹɐ unɹ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
uʍop noʎ ʇǝן ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
ǝǝs oʇ puıןq ooʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ǝɯ ןןǝʇ ʇ,uop
ƃuıןǝǝɟ ɯ,ı ʍoɥ ǝɯ ʞsɐ noʎ ɟı puɐ
ʇı ʎɐןd ɐuuoƃ ǝɹ,ǝʍ puɐ ǝɯɐƃ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ ǝʍ
uo ƃuıoƃ uǝǝq s,ʇɐɥʍ ʍouʞ ɥʇoq ǝʍ ǝpısuı
ʇı ʎɐs oʇ ʎɥs ooʇ ǝɹ,noʎ ʇnq
ƃuıɥɔɐ uǝǝq s,ʇɹɐǝɥ ɹnoʎ
ƃuoן os ɹoɟ ɹǝɥʇo ɥɔɐǝ ʍouʞ ǝʌ,ǝʍ
noʎ ʇɹnɥ puɐ ǝıן ɐ ןןǝʇ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
ǝʎqpooƃ ʎɐs ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
ʎɹɔ noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
noʎ ʇɹǝsǝp puɐ punoɹɐ unɹ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
uʍop noʎ ʇǝן ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
dn noʎ ǝʌıƃ ɐuuoƃ ɹǝʌǝu
puɐʇsɹǝpun noʎ ǝʞɐɯ ɐʇʇoƃ
ƃuıןǝǝɟ ɯ,ı ʍoɥ noʎ ןןǝʇ ɐuuɐʍ ʇsnɾ ı
ʎnƃ ɹǝɥʇo ʎuɐ ɯoɹɟ sıɥʇ ʇǝƃ ʇ,upןnoʍ noʎ
ɟo ƃuıʞuıɥʇ ɯ,ı ʇɐɥʍ s,ʇuǝɯʇıɯɯoɔ ןןnɟ ɐ
ı op os puɐ sǝןnɹ ǝɥʇ ʍouʞ noʎ
ǝʌoן oʇ sɹǝƃuɐɹʇs ou ǝɹ,ǝʍ

[Zap_Track]

You are right championanwar :3
PS: my head hurts LOL

[welsh_girl]

˙ʇɐǝu ʎʇʇǝɹd 'ɐɥɐɥ

But gets annoying after about 5 mins.

[XxXMetalheadXxX]

Hahah, that's pretty neat.

[Tater Tot]

˙ǝƃɹɐɥɔ oʇ ǝʌɐɥ p,ı ʇnq noʎ ɥɔɐǝʇ pןnoɔ ı ˙sɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq s,ʇı ʇɥƃıɹ uɯɐp ˙sɹnoʎ uɐɥʇ ɹǝʇʇǝq s,ʇı 'ǝʞıן ǝɹ,ʎǝɥʇ puɐ 'pɹɐʎ ǝɥʇ oʇ sʎoq ǝɥʇ ןןɐ sƃuıɹq ǝʞɐɥsʞןıɯ ʎɯ

Oh the pain.....