Old 07-31-2005, 08:36 PM   #41
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America should fake the capture of Osama, since Osama is just a public figure, and most people don't understand that terrorism will run without him, and he has a whole organization to carry out long after him. At least if peopel think he is captured they would feel much more safer, because, quite frankly, the capture of him will do nothing to terrorism.
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:26 PM   #42
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America should fake the capture of Osama, since Osama is just a public figure, and most people don't understand that terrorism will run without him, and he has a whole organization to carry out long after him. At least if peopel think he is captured they would feel much more safer, because, quite frankly, the capture of him will do nothing to terrorism.
But then what happens when the real Osama gets his own sitcom on UPN? People will do that whole "double take" thing and go "Waaaaaah?" and then George W. Bush will be all "Hey, remember when we said we capturesed Osama bin Laden? Yeah? Well, it was a prank..ya'll just been Punk'd!" and then Ashton Kutcher will come running in to the Oval Office with his stupid stupid trucker hat and say something stupid. And then everyone will laugh and laugh and laugh. And then Osama bin Laden will walk into the Oval Office and start laughing and then GWB will be all "Hey, Osama, wanna come on over to Camp David for the weekend? We'll ride some horses, have ourselves a B-B-Q and maybe watch a movie or two, knocking back a few drinks, and discuss our differences over some fresh Apple Pie? Whadda ya say?"

But Osama bin Laden will kindly decline his offer saying "that sounds like great fun George, but this new sitcom is eating up most of my free time. So I cant this weekend. Though, can I take a raincheck?"

To which George W Bush will reply, "sure thing buddy ol'pal. Hey, you doin' anything tonight? The Firstlady is making her famous pot roast tonight, why dont you stop by?"

"Well, I am free for the rest of tonight, and I'd love you meet your family. So sure, what time should I stop by?"

"Hmm...around 6 pm."

"Great!"

"Great! See you at 6 then!"

"Yeah, hey, you want me to bring anything?"

"Naw, that's alright, I got everything covered."

"You sure?"

"Sure as sure"

"Great, see you at 6!"
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:28 PM   #43
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That's the 2nd time you made me laugh tonight Jewp. I heart you.
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:30 PM   #44
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Then GWB would walk in on his daughters being fucked by Bill Clinton. Nonetheless Tps is right about the fact that no one realizes that terrorism will continue even if we do catch Osama.
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Old 07-31-2005, 10:47 PM   #45
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I thought his daugters were lesbo? This topic should be locked, because it is going nowhere, and SOMEONE on my IP bumped it.
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Old 08-1-2005, 03:07 AM   #46
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George W Bush has daughters?
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