This is my first post. AMA.

Zapmeister · 09-19-2012, 01:01 PM

I know this isn't the newbie forum, but I might as well jump in on the AMA bandwagon while it still exists. Ask me anything.

**psychoangel691** · 09-19-2012, 01:08 PM

What made you join ffr and jump on the AMA bandwagon?

Zapmeister · 09-19-2012, 02:26 PM

I don't really know to be honest. I started playing a few weeks ago just for the purposes of mindless time-wasting. I watched some replays on youtube and thought "there is no way anyone can be this good, these people cannot possibly exist". But the game stuck with me and I thought it would be nice to have a record of my own stats and things, so I signed up. And the AMA thing... is very obviously an elaborate forum joke, so hey, why not.

also I know yoshL elsewhere on the internet, he did try to persuade me to sign up some time ago.

Choofers · 09-21-2012, 12:19 AM

are you secretly herogashix`

**YoshL** · 09-21-2012, 04:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Choofers

are you secretly herogashix`

unfortunately no

Zapmeister · 09-21-2012, 08:57 AM

understandable mistake to make, since both of us live in london. but no, we're 5000+ kilometres apart.

Izzy · 09-21-2012, 10:15 AM

I wasn't even aware that England was 5000 kilometeres wide.

Niko_K · 09-21-2012, 10:37 AM

Jesus christ Izzy you're still around?

I havent been around since Anobody myself and a few others were doing the SMX shit haha.

Zapmeister · 09-21-2012, 12:59 PM

@izzy: one of them is not in england

swordmasterz · 09-22-2012, 03:01 PM

Why do you post your particular question (with variations) in every AMA you've asked a question for
(the poker & tiger one)

Zapmeister · 09-22-2012, 05:52 PM

Although I've never played poker with a tiger myself, I do recognise that it's an important life event which will inevitably happen to all of us one day, but you have to wait for long enough to experience it; like paying taxes, or losing your virginity, or doing DIY. I'm inquiring as to strategy. (I did try the library but it wasn't helpful - although self-help books are available in a wide range of subjects they don't include playing poker against tigers.)

(I am not a tiger.)

dAnceguy117 · 09-25-2012, 01:33 PM

let's say you're a tiger. you're at a table playing poker with 9 humans. you're holding pocket kings, you 3-bet pre-flop, and two people call. flop comes up Ace of hearts, 2c, 6d. you start chewing your cards. one person bets 2x pot. other person folds. do you call, fold, or go for the throat?

Zapmeister · 09-25-2012, 02:26 PM

Not sure, I've never played poker in a group of more than 6 or 7. Probably minimum raise while simultaneously staring intently and growling at the other person in an attempt to freak him/her out. But if I don't have enough chips to do that I think I'd fold. I wouldn't go for the throat unless I was on the wrong end of a really bad beat, since if they run, I'm not getting the money I deserve.

...oh god this sort of questions are literally the only thing i'm going to be remembered for in future on here aren't they

**igotrhythm** · 01-19-2013, 05:09 PM

Why do you ask everyone about what they'd do in a game of poker?

**YoshL** · 01-19-2013, 05:12 PM

What is Dave

Zapmeister · 01-19-2013, 05:18 PM

@igotrhythm: i basically already answered that question above ^^^

Quote:

Although I've never played poker with a tiger myself, I do recognise that it's an important life event which will inevitably happen to all of us one day, but you have to wait for long enough to experience it; like paying taxes, or losing your virginity, or doing DIY. I'm inquiring as to strategy. (I did try the library but it wasn't helpful - although self-help books are available in a wide range of subjects they don't include playing poker against tigers.)

@yoshl: it's a freeview tv channel we have in the uk, channel 12 i believe, never watched it but from what other people tell me it's full of trash

Xx{Midnight}xX · 01-19-2013, 07:32 PM

Where is Waldo?

Zapmeister · 01-20-2013, 03:53 PM

O2 shop
putney high street
wandsworth
london (sw15)
england
united kingdom
europe
earth
solar system
milky way galaxy
local galactic group
virgo cluster
virgo supercluster
observable universe

**Pseudo Enigma** · 01-23-2013, 03:48 PM

where's your avatar?
Do you want fries with that?

Zapmeister · 01-24-2013, 07:11 PM

i bought the dvd a while back for £7 in a hmv sale, can't find it right now, i probably left it back at home

no thanks

09-19-2012, 01:01 PM	#1
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	This is my first post. AMA. I know this isn't the newbie forum, but I might as well jump in on the AMA bandwagon while it still exists. Ask me anything.

09-19-2012, 02:26 PM	#3
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. I don't really know to be honest. I started playing a few weeks ago just for the purposes of mindless time-wasting. I watched some replays on youtube and thought "there is no way anyone can be this good, these people cannot possibly exist". But the game stuck with me and I thought it would be nice to have a record of my own stats and things, so I signed up. And the AMA thing... is very obviously an elaborate forum joke, so hey, why not. also I know yoshL elsewhere on the internet, he did try to persuade me to sign up some time ago.

09-21-2012, 12:19 AM	#4
Choofers FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2008 Age: 30 Posts: 6,205	Re: This is my first post. AMA. are you secretly herogashix` __________________

09-21-2012, 08:57 AM	#6
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. understandable mistake to make, since both of us live in london. but no, we're 5000+ kilometres apart. __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

09-21-2012, 10:15 AM	#7
Izzy Frau Bow Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 30 Posts: 9,200	Re: This is my first post. AMA. I wasn't even aware that England was 5000 kilometeres wide. __________________ Join SMO IRC. irc.rizon.net#smo

09-21-2012, 10:37 AM	#8
Niko_K FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2005 Posts: 7	Re: This is my first post. AMA. Jesus christ Izzy you're still around? I havent been around since Anobody myself and a few others were doing the SMX shit haha.

09-21-2012, 12:59 PM	#9
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. @izzy: one of them is not in england __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

09-22-2012, 03:01 PM	#10
swordmasterz FFR Player Join Date: May 2006 Location: Don't stalk me! Posts: 272	Re: This is my first post. AMA. Why do you post your particular question (with variations) in every AMA you've asked a question for (the poker & tiger one) __________________ o

09-22-2012, 05:52 PM	#11
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. Although I've never played poker with a tiger myself, I do recognise that it's an important life event which will inevitably happen to all of us one day, but you have to wait for long enough to experience it; like paying taxes, or losing your virginity, or doing DIY. I'm inquiring as to strategy. (I did try the library but it wasn't helpful - although self-help books are available in a wide range of subjects they don't include playing poker against tigers.) (I am not a tiger.) __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

09-25-2012, 01:33 PM	#12
dAnceguy117 new hand moves = dab Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: he/him Age: 30 Posts: 10,102	Re: This is my first post. AMA. let's say you're a tiger. you're at a table playing poker with 9 humans. you're holding pocket kings, you 3-bet pre-flop, and two people call. flop comes up Ace of hearts, 2c, 6d. you start chewing your cards. one person bets 2x pot. other person folds. do you call, fold, or go for the throat?

09-25-2012, 02:26 PM	#13
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. Not sure, I've never played poker in a group of more than 6 or 7. Probably minimum raise while simultaneously staring intently and growling at the other person in an attempt to freak him/her out. But if I don't have enough chips to do that I think I'd fold. I wouldn't go for the throat unless I was on the wrong end of a really bad beat, since if they run, I'm not getting the money I deserve. ...oh god this sort of questions are literally the only thing i'm going to be remembered for in future on here aren't they __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

01-19-2013, 07:32 PM	#17
Xx{Midnight}xX FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Age: 28 Posts: 8,548	Re: This is my first post. AMA. Where is Waldo?

01-20-2013, 03:53 PM	#18
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. O2 shop putney high street wandsworth london (sw15) england united kingdom europe earth solar system milky way galaxy local galactic group virgo cluster virgo supercluster observable universe __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

01-23-2013, 03:48 PM	#19
Pseudo Enigma ごめんなさい　(/ω＼) Join Date: Aug 2012 Age: 25 Posts: 2,291	Re: This is my first post. AMA. where's your avatar? Do you want fries with that?

01-24-2013, 07:11 PM	#20
Zapmeister FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: England Posts: 466	Re: This is my first post. AMA. i bought the dvd a while back for £7 in a hmv sale, can't find it right now, i probably left it back at home no thanks __________________ Theorem: If you have a large enough number of monkeys, and a large enough number of computer keyboards, one of them will sight-read AAA death piano on stealth. And the ffr community will forever worship it. Proof Example ask me anything here mashed FCs: 329 r1: 5 r2: 4 r3: 6 r4: 8 r5: 3 r6: 5 r7: 15 final position: 4th

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