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k so this one time this dude cut me off and i kinda hit his car with mine so I called the non emergency line to da police since I have that kind of information and nobody was hurt, but I was instructed to call 911 anyway.
she probably would've been fine if she only called once ![]()
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A car accident is a little different.
also, ![]()
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. ![]() Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." Last edited by OrganisM; 03-4-2009 at 07:10 PM.. |
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Hay bro. Dat's sum sweet Nutella you got there. Wanna share? ;D
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This might be the revolution to put the NFL over the top.
I had this pic forever and was wondering what to put in his hand in place of a football.. so there you have it.
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. ![]() Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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Oh my gawd...his Nutella is so BIG.
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Yeah he likes to toss his Nutella around in front of thousands of people.
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. ![]() Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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I wish I could do that but I'm afraid people will laugh at me. My Nutella isn't fully developed yet.
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BuMP it
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His nutella isn't big, he's just really small.
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So we've got a midget with a big nutella running around. Great.
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. ![]() Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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Oh sweet.
+1 self esteem
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My nutella is rock hard. Is that normal? Maybe it's been left sitting too long.
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. ![]() Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually." |
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Okay what you gotta do is pour some milk into it and stir that **** up.
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ok how about this one
keys locked in car call 411 to get fire dept number to get keys out of car (they do this and they were down the street I probably could've walked) call local number "you have to call 911" awkward 911 call "what's your emergency?" "locked my keys in the car? *quickly explains so as not to seem like a dumbass*"
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Ok, I tried that... it ended up very messy.
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Nutella is gross >_> so is McDonalds.
p.s Quigly, you look like Nick Jonas.
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locksmith = $$ hmmm
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i mean **** there were probably 30 house fires that they could've gone to while they sent all 10 trucks from each of the 3 fire stations in my city over to help me but oh well
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Wtf. Thanks for insulting me TWICE.
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Not necessarily. There are many insurance plans that cover it.
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