The Crappy Superpower Game

[Alex-don]

Make the above user's power crap, and then post your own power to crapify.

example:
John Doe: The ability to fly!
Jane Doe: Only 1 feet above the ground.
Super strength!
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The ability to have internet wherever, whenever.

[Mahou]

Alexdon being a d7 fiffer player. That's a pretty crappy power since it doesn't provide much to people.

[V-Ormix]

alexdons' clearly irionmans old d8 rival come back from the ded to wrec this gaym

[25thhour]

^Didn't make a power.

The ability to make shit threads good.

[yo man im awesome]

Only shit threads that can be made good are done with necrobumps

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Can walk on water

[reuben_tate]

But only if the water is less than 12 inches in depth

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Can read other people's minds

[gold stinger]

but you have eat your own bodyweight's worth of food in a day to do so.



You can stop kids from crying immediately within the vicinity of your area.

[rushyrulz]

but doing so makes the adults cry instead

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Can walk on walls and ceilings

[Riotpolice]

Only after eating half a pound of cheese can your feet and hands produce the necessary glands to squirt out a sticky mucus to cling to walls (and ceilings).


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You have the ability to look through cloths unfortunately....

[alloyus]

any clothes that you see through completely removes from your site everything on the vicinity of that garment (as in, floating heads everywhere)




Ability to shoot toxic acid from your hands

[reuben_tate]

but it's only toxic to yourself

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the ability of not needing sleep to survive

[TheSaxRunner05]

But you fall asleep anyways whenever someone touches you

The ability to move objects telepathically

[Alex-don]

Any object you attempt to move comes straight at your face.

The ability to slay someone with the flip of a switch.

[Riotpolice]

But unfortunately, the ability sends two actions:
1: You travel at lightspeed to said person's location at a diameter of 2 feet.
2: A grenade appears out of nowhere and the pin is already pulled in said person's hand...

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You can survive being buried 6 feet under in an airtight coffin however...




EDIT: This should definitely be moved to the game threads.

[gold stinger]

when you die you will continue to survive in said coffin until you are eaten away.



Ability to see the world from a different being's perspective for short amounts of time

[drizzleRomanceGirl]

You lose the memory of the last person's perspective you read, (including your own).

vv

The ability to control the weather within a 5-mile radius.

[rushyrulz]

No matter what type of weather you change it to, it gives you uncontrollable allergies.

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Ability to make any person you want physically attracted to you.

[Xiz]

But touching any of those people attracted to you will kill you instantly.


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Can summon boats with your mind.

[Jtehanonymous]

but the only ones you can summon are really tacky and wouldn't go with the outfit you're currently wearing.

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The ability to change your hair to any color instantly.

[Funnygurl555]

but you cannot set your hair to its original color or it'll all fall out

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ability to become a real life kirby at any time