What do you order?

yelruf3 · 10-22-2010, 11:45 AM

You wake up, disoriented, from your night of drinking. You've made it to your local Waffle House - god help you if you do not have one where you live - what do you order?

Double, or triple, hashbrowns scattered, smothered, covered, chunked, topped, capped, and chunked for me.

♫ BREAKFAST AT THE WAFFLE HOUSE, 20 SAUSAGE BISCUITS. HOLD ON SCUZE ME MA'AM, WHAT COME ON MY SAUSAGE BISCUIT?♫

**Emo_Saur_** · 10-22-2010, 11:48 AM

Coffee and Water.

Edit: I also saw the song at the end haha, travis porter.

CyanoticXtC · 10-22-2010, 08:29 PM

Bacon cheeseburger and chili.. I miss Waffehouse... Sup Erik

yelruf3 · 10-22-2010, 08:34 PM

Yeah, Jared, that's what I'm talking about! I'm just at the house right now, going to head out after watching Social Network.

CyanoticXtC · 10-22-2010, 08:38 PM

I'll be getting more wafflehouse when i visit home for christmas.. Can't wait

yelruf3 · 10-22-2010, 08:50 PM

Can't go wrong there. How does it feel to be back stateside? Are you back for good!?

Litodude · 10-22-2010, 09:01 PM

There's so many wafflehouses around my area, but I've never eaten at one.

Hi Cyan

**jump_the_bullet** · 10-22-2010, 09:10 PM

i live north of the mason-dixon line so no waffle houses where i live

yelruf3 · 10-22-2010, 09:51 PM

Assume you've woken up at 4 a.m. in your favorite place to wake up in such conditions, and you have the drunchies/munchies. What do you order!?

List eatery and food

**dore** · 10-22-2010, 10:05 PM

Either an All Star (eggs scrambled, hash browns, bacon/sausage depends on mood), a Texas Cheesesteak melt, or an omelet of some sort

**rushyrulz** · 10-22-2010, 10:19 PM

Some good ole waffle house moonshine. It's no secret that every waffle house brews a fresh vat of moonshine every morning at 3 AM.

**PrawnSkunk** · 10-22-2010, 11:36 PM

your [_____] what happens?

I love these threads.

Spenner · 10-23-2010, 12:33 AM

Three waffles.

jesushaxyou · 10-23-2010, 12:38 AM

I actually don't have these in PA. I think the closest is in southern delaware. But I've recently been on a trip around the south so I know what a waffle house is. And I'm missing out.

Ham and cheese omelet with a mountain dew, sausage and some biscuits and gravy. Done.

Izzy · 10-23-2010, 12:48 AM

I can't eat right when I wake up so I'd probably get something to drink.

Crashfan3 · 10-23-2010, 01:17 AM

I've never been to a waffle house so probably about as many waffles as I think I can stomach, which is twenty to thirty, give or take.

**dore** · 10-23-2010, 05:56 PM

you misunderestimate these waffles

RobertsonaIsBack · 10-23-2010, 05:59 PM

id order the steak and secretly it would be me standing on my dog so i look taller but with a trenchcoat so the waitress cant see and id sit down and id be like can i have the flank steak and shed be like but we dont have flank steak this is a waffle house and id be like are you ****ing kidding me and shed be like okay ill see what i can do and then while she was gone id cut a hole in my plate and then shed come back and id be like "excuse me miss theres something wrong with my meal" and then shed be like but you didnt order anything yet and then id put my dick in the hole in the plate and show it to her and be like id like to see you say you dont have any flank steak now

yelruf3 · 10-23-2010, 06:50 PM

The steaks are usually thin to me, but the porkchops come out VERY well.

The city ham biscuit is loverly as a backup

**xealix** · 10-23-2010, 06:52 PM

A ****load of hash browns XD

10-22-2010, 11:48 AM	#2
Emo_Saur_ FFR Veteran Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Kansas City, Missouri. Age: 31 Posts: 2,952	Re: What do you order? Coffee and Water. Edit: I also saw the song at the end haha, travis porter. __________________ [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC]

10-22-2010, 08:29 PM	#3
CyanoticXtC FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Aviano, Italy Age: 38 Posts: 259	Re: What do you order? Bacon cheeseburger and chili.. I miss Waffehouse... Sup Erik __________________

10-22-2010, 08:38 PM	#5
CyanoticXtC FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Aviano, Italy Age: 38 Posts: 259	Re: What do you order? I'll be getting more wafflehouse when i visit home for christmas.. Can't wait __________________

10-22-2010, 09:10 PM	#8
jump_the_bullet Oh you fancy, huh? Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: over yonder Age: 37 Posts: 912	Re: What do you order? i live north of the mason-dixon line so no waffle houses where i live __________________

10-22-2010, 10:05 PM	#10
dore caveman pornstar Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ridin on a unicorn Age: 33 Posts: 6,317	Re: What do you order? Either an All Star (eggs scrambled, hash browns, bacon/sausage depends on mood), a Texas Cheesesteak melt, or an omelet of some sort __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

10-22-2010, 10:19 PM	#11
rushyrulz Digital Dancing! Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: 80 billion club, NE Age: 31 Posts: 12,980	Re: What do you order? Some good ole waffle house moonshine. It's no secret that every waffle house brews a fresh vat of moonshine every morning at 3 AM. __________________

10-22-2010, 11:36 PM	#12
PrawnSkunk Administrator User Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 29 Posts: 3,902	Re: What do you order? your [_____] what happens? I love these threads.

10-23-2010, 12:33 AM	#13
Spenner Forum User Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Canada Age: 31 Posts: 2,396	Re: What do you order? Three waffles. __________________

10-23-2010, 12:38 AM	#14
jesushaxyou wtf I am jesus? Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Pennsylvania Age: 33 Posts: 373	Re: What do you order? I actually don't have these in PA. I think the closest is in southern delaware. But I've recently been on a trip around the south so I know what a waffle house is. And I'm missing out. Ham and cheese omelet with a mountain dew, sausage and some biscuits and gravy. Done.

10-23-2010, 12:48 AM	#15
Izzy Snek Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Kansas Age: 33 Posts: 9,192	Re: What do you order? I can't eat right when I wake up so I'd probably get something to drink.

10-23-2010, 01:17 AM	#16
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: What do you order? I've never been to a waffle house so probably about as many waffles as I think I can stomach, which is twenty to thirty, give or take. __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

10-23-2010, 05:56 PM	#17
dore caveman pornstar Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: ridin on a unicorn Age: 33 Posts: 6,317	Re: What do you order? you misunderestimate these waffles __________________ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IREnpHco9mw

10-23-2010, 05:59 PM	#18
RobertsonaIsBack FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2010 Posts: 201	Re: What do you order? id order the steak and secretly it would be me standing on my dog so i look taller but with a trenchcoat so the waitress cant see and id sit down and id be like can i have the flank steak and shed be like but we dont have flank steak this is a waffle house and id be like are you ***ing kidding me and shed be like okay ill see what i can do* and then while she was gone id cut a hole in my plate and then shed come back and id be like "excuse me miss theres something wrong with my meal" and then shed be like but you didnt order anything yet and then id put my dick in the hole in the plate and show it to her and be like id like to see you say you dont have any flank steak now

10-23-2010, 06:52 PM	#20
xealix One Among The Fence Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: iowa Age: 32 Posts: 680	Re: What do you order? A ****load of hash browns XD __________________ I will use musical lyrics for my siggy. "In the cradle we are helpless, but on our feet we are fatal" - The Dear Hunter

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