Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7)

soulthief420 · 03-1-2008, 09:46 AM

Lesson 2

A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.”

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

ischooltennyson · 03-1-2008, 09:55 AM

lol funny

**09876** · 03-1-2008, 11:12 AM

Fairly funny, though I have to say that this joke is several months old.

**devonin** · 03-1-2008, 12:17 PM

I give it "Put these in one thread, not 7 threads" out of 10.

03-1-2008, 09:46 AM	#1
soulthief420 Banned Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 69	Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7) Lesson 2 A sales rep, an administration clerk, and the manager are walking to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes out. The Genie says, “I’ll give each of you just one wish” “Me first! Me first!” says the admin. clerk. “I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world.” Poof! She’s gone. “Me next! Me next!” says the sales rep. “I want to be in Hawaii,relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of Piña Coladas and the love of my life.” Poof! He’s gone. “OK, you’re up,” the Genie says to the manager. The manager says, “I want those two back in the office after lunch.” Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.

03-1-2008, 09:55 AM	#2
ischooltennyson FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2007 Posts: 144	Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7) lol funny __________________ profile Best FC: UNknown Girl Best AAA: Spontaneous Hydroxide

03-1-2008, 11:12 AM	#3
09876 FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2004 Posts: 353	Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7) Fairly funny, though I have to say that this joke is several months old. __________________ Made by arrekusuof93 at Ye Olde Photoshop Shoppe

03-1-2008, 12:17 PM	#4
devonin Very Grave Indeed Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Ontario, Canada Age: 40 Posts: 10,098	Re: Life Lessons (Part 2 of 7) I give it "Put these in one thread, not 7 threads" out of 10.

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