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Old 09-7-2011, 09:33 PM   #1
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This is the new riddle thread, think of the most hardest, funniest, or just logic riddle that you have. I will start.


Q:Forward I am heavy, but backward I am not. What am I?
A:Ton.
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Also why is "summon" in quotation marks as usually that signifies an alternate meaning like for example last night I "visited" your mother but it really means last night I "fucked her in the ass" so exactly what is the subtext of "summon" because I am not sure I am comfortable with the implications

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im usually the "nice guy" around these parts.. but this is bad, and you should feel bad. i would rather dip my balls in honey and hover them over a red ant hill than to ever hear such butchered crap.

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Old 09-7-2011, 09:33 PM   #2
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Yay, joke thread for smart people.
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Old 09-7-2011, 09:39 PM   #3
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A man walks up a flight of stairs, turns off the light, then dies. What's his job?

A lighthouse technician.
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Old 09-7-2011, 09:41 PM   #4
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Old 09-7-2011, 09:47 PM   #5
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What gets wetter as it dries? (easy)
A towel.
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