This really isn't what you think it is...

ScaryArrows.. · 07-10-2009, 10:11 AM

http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm

Someone sent this to me a couple of days ago, it made me lol.

**Coolboyrulez0** · 07-10-2009, 10:21 AM

Pretty good read, haha.

Kagami_Hiiragi · 07-10-2009, 10:29 AM

HAHA

"Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."

Ephraim Desole · 07-10-2009, 10:30 AM

Oh god. That was good.

Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>

Kagami_Hiiragi · 07-10-2009, 10:31 AM

the pubic hair one is funny.

Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute.
Sweetheart: What's the matter?
Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

MrRubix · 07-10-2009, 10:33 AM

Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now!
Wellhung: I'm flaccid.
Sweetheart: What?
Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection.
Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face.
Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong.
Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse.
Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles.
Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes.
Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face.
Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser!
Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo!
Sweetheart: <logged off>

hahahaha

**Coolboyrulez0** · 07-10-2009, 10:42 AM

My favorite part:

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

Btw just finished reading all of it... very good stuff

MrRubix · 07-10-2009, 10:43 AM

He should try apple pie.

Ephraim Desole · 07-10-2009, 10:46 AM

Wow, how did I miss that?

ScaryArrows.. · 07-10-2009, 10:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Coolboyrulez0

My favorite part:

bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door....

Btw just finished reading all of it... very good stuff

I lol'ed the most at this one and the 1st one, glad you guys are getting a kick outta this =D

**Artic_counter** · 07-10-2009, 10:57 AM

Girl: That was me back in may
Girl: I've lost weight since then.
Boy: I hope so
Girl: what?!?

LOL

**ogmsband** · 07-10-2009, 11:12 AM

funny as hell

DotKritic · 07-10-2009, 11:41 AM

The pizza one is always a win.

**Kibblre** · 07-10-2009, 12:01 PM

I read this like 4 years ago over a match of Halo 2 on Xbox Live. Since I was like, 12, I got everyone's attention reading these for the whole match while I played.

~HentaiXXX~ · 07-10-2009, 12:23 PM

HARRRRRR

~HentaiXXX~ · 07-10-2009, 12:42 PM

Double Post for the awesomeness.

bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.
Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.
bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.
Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.
bloodninja: I smack you thick booty.
Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good.
bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh.
bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm.
Sarah19fca: you like that?
bloodninja: I peel some bananas.
Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those?
bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark.
Sarah19fca: Peanuts?
bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh.
Sarah19fca: What are you talking about?
bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats.
Sarah19fca: This is stupid.
bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer.
bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold?
bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh.
Sarah19fca: /ignore
bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway.
bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

MrGiggles · 07-10-2009, 12:57 PM

bloodninja is that guy who made "I put on my robe and wizard hat" famous, right? He's a comedic genius.

EDIT: Yeah I see that classic in there too.

ScaryArrows.. · 07-10-2009, 01:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrGiggles

bloodninja is that guy who made "I put on my robe and wizard hat" famous, right? He's a comedic genius.

Is he? I wouldn't know, seems like it though lolz

**GG_Guru** · 07-10-2009, 01:10 PM

LOL!
This is too funny.

**BOSS_pjpaveloffga** · 07-10-2009, 02:15 PM

Lmfao. Ive seen most of those but this one is new to me.

cheesedog: Egon and Ray sneak in from the back.
cheesedog: *Powering up Proton packs*
VictimX_27: ???
cheesedog: Then... Egon BLASTS your pasty white ass!!
cheesedog: POW!! BZZZZZTTTTTPHTTTTTT!!!
cheesedog: Winston and Peter set up the containment trap....
VictimX_27: WHAT THE **** IS THIS ****!!!
cheesedog: You wiggle around in the proton streams buck naked
cheesedog: The streams almost cross! Look out!!
cheesedog: Peter smacks you across the chin with his gun
cheesedog: They open the trap and it sucks your pale ass in!
VictimX_27: This isn't funny johnny!
cheesedog: SHUT UP! YOUR CAUGHT!
cheesedog: **puts you in the containment area**
cheesedog: Slimer is in there too..
VictimX_27: YOU ARE A ****ING ASSHOLE!

07-10-2009, 10:11 AM	#1
ScaryArrows.. FFR Player Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 308	This really isn't what you think it is... http://www.quq.dk/cybersex.htm Someone sent this to me a couple of days ago, it made me lol.

07-10-2009, 10:21 AM	#2
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... Pretty good read, haha.

07-10-2009, 10:29 AM	#3
Kagami_Hiiragi FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 261	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... HAHA "Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands."

07-10-2009, 10:31 AM	#5
Kagami_Hiiragi FFR Player Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: Somewhere Age: 32 Posts: 261	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... the pubic hair one is funny. Wellhung: I'm pulling off your panties. My tongue is going all over, in and out nibbling on you...umm... wait a minute. Sweetheart: What's the matter? Wellhung: I've got a pubic hair caught in my throat. I'm choking.

07-10-2009, 10:33 AM	#6
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... Sweetheart: I'm moving my ass back and forth, moaning. I can't stand it another second! Slide in! Screw me now! Wellhung: I'm flaccid. Sweetheart: What? Wellhung: I'm limp. I can't sustain an erection. Sweetheart: I'm standing up and turning around; an incredulous look on my face. Wellhung: I'm shrugging with a sad look on my face, my weiner all floppy. I'm going to get my glasses and see what's wrong. Sweetheart: No, never mind. I'm getting dressed. I'm putting on my underwear. Now I'm putting on my wet nasty blouse. Wellhung: No wait! Now I'm squinting, trying to find the night table. I'm feeling along the dresser, knocking over cans of hair spray, picture frames and your candles. Sweetheart: I'm buttoning my blouse. Now I'm putting on my shoes. Wellhung: I've found my glasses. I'm putting them on. My God! One of our candles fell on the curtain. The curtain is on fire! I'm pointing at it, a shocked look on my face. Sweetheart: Go to hell. I'm logging off, you loser! Wellhung: Now the carpet is on fire! Oh noooo! Sweetheart: <logged off> hahahaha __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-10-2009, 10:42 AM	#7
Coolboyrulez0 VICES Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Germany Age: 30 Posts: 10,031	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... My favorite part: bloodninja: I can no longer resist the pizza. I open the box and unzip my pants with my other hand. As I penetrate the gooey cheese, I moan in ecstacy. The mushrooms and Italian sausage are rough, but the sauce is deliciously soothing. I blow my load in seconds. As you leave the bathroom, I exit through the front door.... Btw just finished reading all of it... very good stuff

07-10-2009, 10:43 AM	#8
MrRubix FFR Player Join Date: Dec 1969 Location: New York City, New York Posts: 8,340	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... He should try apple pie. __________________ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0es0Mip1jWY

07-10-2009, 10:57 AM	#11
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... Girl: That was me back in may Girl: I've lost weight since then. Boy: I hope so Girl: what?!? LOL __________________

07-10-2009, 11:12 AM	#12
ogmsband FFR Veteran Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Tampa, Fl Posts: 792	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... funny as hell

07-10-2009, 11:41 AM	#13
DotKritic Forum User Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Houston Age: 19 Posts: 2,964	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... The pizza one is always a win. __________________ FFR Member Since December 17th, 2004

07-10-2009, 12:01 PM	#14
Kibblre Caelondia Represent Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: A place of hearts and ghosts Age: 31 Posts: 1,984	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... I read this like 4 years ago over a match of Halo 2 on Xbox Live. Since I was like, 12, I got everyone's attention reading these for the whole match while I played. __________________ Какой идиот придумал Бутерброд с дикобраза? Он хулиган и бездельник.

07-10-2009, 12:23 PM	#15
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... HARRRRRR

07-10-2009, 12:42 PM	#16
~HentaiXXX~ Banned Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: Spalding, Nebraska, USA Age: 31 Posts: 2,955	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... Double Post for the awesomeness. bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch. Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay. bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll. Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough. bloodninja: I smack you thick booty. Sarah19fca: Oh yeah, that feels good. bloodninja: Smack, Smack, yeeeaahhh. bloodninja: I make some toast and eat it off your ass. Land O' Lakes butter all in your crack. Mmmm. Sarah19fca: you like that? bloodninja: I peel some bananas. Sarah19fca: Oh, what are you gonna do with those? bloodninja: get me peanuts. Peanuts from the ballpark. Sarah19fca: Peanuts? bloodninja: Ken Griffey Jr. Yeaaaaahhh. Sarah19fca: What are you talking about? bloodninja: I'm spent, I jump down into the alley and smoke a fatty. I throw rocks at the cats. Sarah19fca: This is stupid. bloodninja: Stone Cold Steve Austin gives me some beer. bloodninja: Wanna Wrestle Stone Cold? bloodninja: Yeeaahhhh. Sarah19fca: /ignore bloodninja: Its cool stone cold she was a b*tch anyway. bloodninja: We get on harleys and ride into the sunset.

07-10-2009, 12:57 PM	#17
MrGiggles Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Skaia Age: 21 Posts: 2,846	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... bloodninja is that guy who made "I put on my robe and wizard hat" famous, right? He's a comedic genius. EDIT: Yeah I see that classic in there too. Last edited by MrGiggles; 07-10-2009 at 01:12 PM..

07-10-2009, 01:10 PM	#19
GG_Guru Let em' do what they want Join Date: Mar 2006 Posts: 3,219	Re: This really isn't what you think it is... LOL! This is too funny. __________________

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