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Old 12-14-2009, 03:15 PM   #21
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I pull down my pants step up to the toilet and I am then faced with an ominous predicament; I have to extremely badly take BOTH a pee AND a POO.... AND I have an erection.... what the **** do I do? Which do I do first??
I had to stop here to laugh out incredibly loud. Let's keep going.


Edit: **** yeah, OWA, you made my ****ing century with this, I can't stop laughing.Thank you.
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:18 PM   #22
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I actually found this to be severely hilarious XD

I feel bad for him at the same time, though :/
I feel more sorry for the girls that live in the dorm (if this is real).
I would be freaked. I'd also bleach and sanitize the bathroom.
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:21 PM   #23
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Thanks for this xD!!! You brightened my otherwise ****ty day, LOL!
Although chances are that it's fake, still funny as hell... Especially with the illustrations.
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:27 PM   #24
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Old 12-14-2009, 03:52 PM   #25
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Wow, wish this was short enough for FML.
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:01 PM   #26
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Lmfao the ms paint really does it
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:37 PM   #27
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It doesn't seem that hard to take a **** and go pee at the same time even with an erection. You can just sit down and push it down into the bowl.

I've actually had something pretty bad like this happen to me, but I'm taking the truth to the grave with me.
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Old 12-14-2009, 04:47 PM   #28
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After reading what you all said, Im scared to click the link.

Edit: clicked it, read it... Wow this story smells like S H I T, Sorry, not funny... you guys failed.

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Old 12-14-2009, 04:48 PM   #29
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That's one of the most hilarious things I've ever read hahahaha
The first girl that showed interest in him xD
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Old 12-14-2009, 05:57 PM   #30
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It doesn't seem that hard to take a **** and go pee at the same time even with an erection. You can just sit down and push it down into the bowl.

I've actually had something pretty bad like this happen to me, but I'm taking the truth to the grave with me.
When your... Ummm, big... It's damn near impossible without breaking the thing in half :P
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:00 PM   #31
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How small is your toilet? You can point it down in the toilet and if you really have to just have your butt in the air a little. It will still be over the toilet.

Assuming the worst possible case that is.
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:18 PM   #32
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It's not hard at all to do one and hold the other simultaneously. He probably doesn't kegel, and/or had an interest in guys before that asian chick

Paint certainly did the job.
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:19 PM   #33
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How small is your toilet? You can point it down in the toilet and if you really have to just have your butt in the air a little. It will still be over the toilet.

Assuming the worst possible case that is.
I'm not really sure about the size of my toilet compared to the size of your toilet, but all I know is that it's about impossible to do, lol...
Measure it and then tell me or something :P
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:20 PM   #34
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WOW, this is next to the most hilarious thing I've ever read lmfao
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:24 PM   #35
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If you have a large family and only a couple bathrooms that are both in use, another person that has to use the toilet has nothing so they go to the bathtub instead. I've seen it done many times.
Have them wear ****ing diapers then.... Jeeze.
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Old 12-14-2009, 06:40 PM   #36
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Old 12-14-2009, 07:31 PM   #37
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TBG material is much more humorous than that imo
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Old 12-14-2009, 07:37 PM   #38
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(this is going to sound gross) But I'd much rather break it in half then crap in someones bathtub... that guy must not be right in the head, at all. Pee bottles? jeez, he's just... >.>
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Old 12-14-2009, 08:56 PM   #39
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(this is going to sound gross) But I'd much rather break it in half then crap in someones bathtub... that guy must not be right in the head, at all. Pee bottles? jeez, he's just... >.>
You mean you don't carry around pee bottles...?
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Old 12-14-2009, 09:57 PM   #40
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I don't feel bad for this guy at all. Stop being such a kumquat and use a public restroom for pete's sake.
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