Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 03-4-2009, 01:36 AM

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29491384

Discuss.

**foilman8805** · 03-4-2009, 01:38 AM

I am ****ing speechless.

**Breakdown16** · 03-4-2009, 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by foilman8805

I am ****ing speechless.

You're only speechless if you don't say anything.

On topic: Another example of how dumb people can get. This person deserves a Darwin award.

**foilman8805** · 03-4-2009, 01:45 AM

Ugh. C'mon. That was quite obviously not meant in the literal sense.

I was trying to say that no words or sentences that I could come up with would be able to accurately describe the severe disappointment and pity I have for this woman.

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 03-4-2009, 01:46 AM

Foil, I was trying to think of something to put in the OP, but I couldn't do it. No words can describe this.

**foilman8805** · 03-4-2009, 01:51 AM

I can just imagine the phone log though:

911: 'This is 911, what's your emergency?'
Woman: 'DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS!'
911: 'Excuse me, what?'
Woman: 'MCDONALDS! DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS DIS IS AN EMERGENCY I NEED SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!'
911: '...'
Woman: 'DAMN, I MUSTA GOT CUT OFF, I'LL CALL THEM BACK BECAUSE DIS IS AN EMERGENCY!'

OrganisM · 03-4-2009, 01:53 AM

According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency."

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 03-4-2009, 01:55 AM

I ****ing hate the McDouble. Just call it what it is - a double cheeseburger with half the cheese.

tangomango · 03-4-2009, 01:58 AM

I can just imagine what the 911 dispatch person's expression looked like when he/she heard this.

OrganisM · 03-4-2009, 01:58 AM

I ****ing hate McDonald's.

Try In n Out, they make real burgers... or at least Fatburger or Tommy's if you're not around the SoCal/Vegas areas..

Sh4d0wD3v1L · 03-4-2009, 02:00 AM

Oh, when it comes to real burgers, I make my own. Or go to Kopp's in Milwaukee. McDonald's is just a "I need the most fattening grease filled food I can find..."

**championanwar** · 03-4-2009, 02:03 AM

Only in America.

OrganisM · 03-4-2009, 02:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tangomango

I can just imagine what the 911 dispatch person's expression looked like when he/she heard this.

first thing that came to mind was

**retching oesophagus** · 03-4-2009, 02:04 AM

i've heard some real stupid 911/999 calls before but still, mcnuggets? lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by Breakdown16

You're only speechless if you don't say anything.

On topic: Another example of how dumb people can get. This person deserves a Darwin award.

darwin awards are only handed out to those that remove themselves from the gene pool, which sadly is not the case here.

lol so much dum in this thread

**gafandriel** · 03-4-2009, 02:36 AM

I ****ing love this person

whoever they are

i love a love a love them

**qqwref** · 03-4-2009, 02:39 AM

wait

what

**TK_goelo** · 03-4-2009, 02:48 AM

effin epic

TC_llama499 · 03-4-2009, 03:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OrganisM

I ****ing hate McDonald's.

Try In n Out, they make real burgers... or at least Fatburger or Tommy's if you're not around the SoCal/Vegas areas..

this, also this V

Quote:

Originally Posted by championanwar

Only in America.

**Calcium Deposit** · 03-4-2009, 04:36 AM

shutup anwar

wwwJ4mmYcouk · 03-4-2009, 05:44 AM

They should of given her a refund to be honest.

03-4-2009, 01:36 AM	#1
Sh4d0wD3v1L FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 34 Posts: 693	Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/29491384 Discuss. __________________ Funny stuff goes in this area right?

03-4-2009, 01:38 AM	#2
foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I am ****ing speechless.

03-4-2009, 01:45 AM	#4
foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Ugh. C'mon. That was quite obviously not meant in the literal sense. I was trying to say that no words or sentences that I could come up with would be able to accurately describe the severe disappointment and pity I have for this woman.

03-4-2009, 01:46 AM	#5
Sh4d0wD3v1L FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 34 Posts: 693	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Foil, I was trying to think of something to put in the OP, but I couldn't do it. No words can describe this. __________________ Funny stuff goes in this area right?

03-4-2009, 01:51 AM	#6
foilman8805 smoke wheat hail satin Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: LA baby Age: 35 Posts: 5,704	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I can just imagine the phone log though: 911: 'This is 911, what's your emergency?' Woman: 'DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS!' 911: 'Excuse me, what?' Woman: 'MCDONALDS! DAY OUTTA CHICKEN NUGGETS DIS IS AN EMERGENCY I NEED SOME CHICKEN NUGGETS!' 911: '...' Woman: 'DAMN, I MUSTA GOT CUT OFF, I'LL CALL THEM BACK BECAUSE DIS IS AN EMERGENCY!'

03-4-2009, 01:53 AM	#7
OrganisM FFR Player Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Nesoi, Olympus System Posts: 2,644	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times According to the report, after police told Goodman the incident was not an emergency, Goodman replied, "This is an emergency. If I would have known they didn't have McNuggets, I wouldn't have given my money, and now she wants to give me a McDouble, but I don't want one. This is an emergency." __________________ . Originally Posted by jewpinthethird[link]: "If you get stung by enough bees you turn into a bee, because the venom gets into the blood stream which spreads bee DNA throughout your entire body... changing your genetic structure into a bee's. Every year roughly 125 people in America are turned into bees this way." Originally Posted by MrRubix[link]: "Do you basically bukkake-paint your walls every time you jack it?" Originally Posted by All_That_Chaz[link]: "My pity-sex depreciates at a rate of 5% annually."

03-4-2009, 01:55 AM	#8
Sh4d0wD3v1L FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 34 Posts: 693	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I ****ing hate the McDouble. Just call it what it is - a double cheeseburger with half the cheese. __________________ Funny stuff goes in this area right?

03-4-2009, 01:58 AM	#9
tangomango FFR Player Join Date: May 2007 Posts: 1,134	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I can just imagine what the 911 dispatch person's expression looked like when he/she heard this.

03-4-2009, 02:00 AM	#11
Sh4d0wD3v1L FFR Player Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Wisconsin Age: 34 Posts: 693	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times Oh, when it comes to real burgers, I make my own. Or go to Kopp's in Milwaukee. McDonald's is just a "I need the most fattening grease filled food I can find..." __________________ Funny stuff goes in this area right?

03-4-2009, 02:36 AM	#15
gafandriel All the world is at war Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Port ORchard Age: 34 Posts: 278	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times I ****ing love this person whoever they are i love a love a love them

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Calcium Deposit I am the liquor Join Date: May 2007 Location: Where ever evil lurks Age: 34 Posts: 706	Re: Serious emergency causes woman to call 911 three times shutup anwar

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