09-20-2008, 03:26 AM | #1 |
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Relationships for dummies!
I know there's another sticky about this but I think this one is more in depth. Here goes. I'll delete this 1st part if it get stickied.
Ok so I'm gonna make an advice thought on how to get into a relationship and how to detect cheating and what not. Here goes! Ok so your probably at school and you've met some hottie in a class and your shy because you think she is way above your level and you probably can't have her. This is how you approach her. 1st of all you wanna assume you wanna make just a new friend. Never assume she's gonna be your mate. Say hi and try to get to know her. If she says she has a boyfriend, your shots at her heart are already over. Well your talking to her so mid as well make a new friend. If she's single and says she's seeking while your talking to her, talk to her as if you don't want her. Most importantly, don't flirt! If you do flirt, she'll suspect it and she'll just walk away. If she flirts back, then go ahead but don't make it too much yet. After the conversation's over, go ahead and ask for her number if you can. I'm sure she'll give it to you. If you get her number, I'll strongly suggest calling her that night or whenever. If she calls you, that's cool too. I promise that you will be talking to her for hours trying to get to know her. When I got my 1st ex's number, she called and the conversation lasted from 10PM til 2AM nonstop. After that, you'll probably meet in class again. You'll probably talk to her more and start telling jokes and what not. If you 2 talk on the phone that night, this is when you can go for it. Ask her on a date on like a Friday or Saturday night. If she says yes, you've scored a date! Good job! Now for the date! The most common date is the movie and dinner date. It is rather sweet and romantic to do that though. My suggestion is the arcade and skating if you can. Try mini-golf too! If you really wanna take the girl for a good meal, I suggest going somewhere like Chili's or Logans or any kind of restaurant like that. As for the movie, a movie that BOTH of you will like. For my date a while back, I took her to see The Simpsons Movie. She absolutely loved it! It's your job as a guy to give the girl a good time! If you happen to get lucky (which you will), you'll probably get rewarded with a kiss. This will probably mean that she really likes you and she wants to move to the next step! As the guy, this is the time to ask her to be your girlfriend! If she says yes, congratulations! Your days of being single are over! You have scored a nice girl and I wish you the best of luck! Now we need to cover the relationship! So you 2 are now going out. That makes you the P I M P! Anyways, you are now going through what's called the honeymoon stage. This stage is about the fact that all you think about is her. This stage will last on an average of 2 weeks. Your conversations in person and on the phone are gonna be more fruity and a lot of "I love you's" coming out of both of you. When you 2 hang out, you 2 will probably be holding each other's hands and probably cuddling while walking. Hugs will turn to holds and a kiss leads to making out. Money wise, I hope you 2 can manage it very well. It should be even based. Alot of times it's the guy ALWAYS buying the girl the food. It's ok to do that but not all the time. As the guy, your the boss! Don't let her control your money or yourself. You have the right to say no and I suggest you exercise it. Do not be a strict boss. If she has to do something then let her do it. Let her feel free and be able to do anything. Same for yourself. Make sure she respects you and what you do. If she doesn't, why in the world are you with her? Later in the relationship, either you or her will probably want sex. All I will say is, that is up to you. If your ready, ok then! Go for it! If your not, she better understand. If not, dump her! If you ARE going to have sex, make sure you use a condom! If you don't it's your child when she gets pregnant. Cheating is NOT ok! If your girl happens to find another guy that she likes and is trying to get a date, you better take action immediately and get into what she's doing! If she IS cheating on you, just break up with her. If she says that's her best guy friend, it means it's her boyfriend and she just let you in! She doesn't even love you enough to even stick with just you so it's not worth trying to fight for her back. If she likes him better, let her go. Breaking up is the saddest part of it. If you dumped her, she'll be crying for a while knowing that her heart's broken. If she dumps you, she might feel bad but your gonna be so depressed that day. Getting over it takes a day or 2. After that, it's a memory and you cherish the good moments you 2 have had. Now try to seek another girl that you know won't leave you. It may take a while (13 months and counting for me) but it'll be worth it. Everyone will find the love of their life one day. You'll never know who it'll be. |
09-20-2008, 04:42 AM | #2 |
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Re: Relationships for dummies!
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09-20-2008, 05:13 AM | #3 |
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Re: Relationships for dummies!
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I guess in the end I'm trying to say that's one of the worst guides I've read in my life. This coming from a guy who has spent time on wikihow. Last edited by TheRapingDragon; 09-20-2008 at 06:18 AM.. |
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09-20-2008, 06:47 AM | #7 |
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Yay for unneeded duplicate threads. For my money "Stick it in her butt and pee" is still the best relationship advice this site has ever generated. You don't need to make new versions of things that are already stickied unless you want to directly update or improve the stickied content.
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