Rap battle thread

[Arch0wl]

if you're down for rap, make a post as a verse
you don't have to go first
but you'll be needin a nurse
because the sonic ballistics
are comin to drop kick
the ranges and ridges of your stylistics

[YoshL]

[Jonlovesddr]

h h h h h h h h h h h h h h

[top]

yessssssssss

guess i'll introduce myself then,
cuz you know i'm no stranger to the pen
in this case i guess we're textin an',
typin down words, aint got a fan,
this shit's to whoever man
maybe if you can understand,
you'll reply and i'll pretend
to give a damn, shoutouts to the fam,
back me when they feel they can,
almost wound up in the pen,
still got my back like they're my friend,
catch me swimmin in the feels,
growin shit like gills and fins,
martian to you like shiny rims,
come at me like next of kin,
step off bitch you comprehend
like alzheimers,
said i aint got a fan,
too hot to touch, grease in a pan

[PaperclipGames]

you think this will be a hit?
hell naw, this thread is shit
you think you've got some skills?
took too many of daddy's pills?
you may be a simfile author alright
but I will fuck your mum all night
you think you are all cool, december '02
but respect is earned, not given to you
so think again before you start a battle of rap
you ain't as good in it as you are in step-
maniahhh

[Jimmymi1]

you've got a small p33n under yer belt, dont get ahead of yourself;
im arch0wling myself.

[Arch0wl]

my rhymes are on deca

that steroid flow

it's the step step mecca

t0rajir0u

you better call me Foreign Beggars, 'cause I'm Still Getting It

treat your mom like jumpstream, doing nothin but hitting it

droppin the climax a little bit too soon

I'm on that next level

death moon

[korny]

I've got all kinds of goo's man call me el chapo,
I'm dabbin feelin fab n makin hella fuckin guapo
I'm on top yo,
and I remain in control,
I've got a serious flow,
not just the one from my throat,
I'd like to note, that though I like to write
if I had a mic I might go psycho,
like bro, I'm chilly,
Eskimo joe nomad with skrilly,
High times livin every day above the ceiling,
Where the real see real and can feel what I am feeling

[Crashfan3]

Okay, sit the fuck down now cause class is in session
I'm bout to occupy your minds like a goddamn possession
I'm an icon of power, the object of your hate
I am the sound that punk ass rappers try to emulate
But what they don't understand is that it's all a losing game
When you step to the plate and you offer up all your fame
It's like "Daaamn, this ni--a's suicidal or somethin'"
"Like he's gone and picked a fight with a tiger or somethin'"
I'm like old man Washington, I cannot tell a lie
If you try to step to me, you better be prepared to die
All yo' ****** ass lyrics ain't worth nothin' in my hood
So you best go run and hide or I'll put you down for good

[mi40]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

my rhymes are on deca

that steroid flow

it's the step step mecca

t0rajir0u

you better call me Foreign Beggars, 'cause I'm Still Getting It

treat your mom like jumpstream, doing nothin but hitting it

droppin the climax a little bit too soon

I'm on that next level

death moon

holy FUCK

i bow down

[Wayward Vagabond]

Yes

[korny]

Got head one day while I was up in mp,
Right hand on the keys with a girl on my d,
Blunt in my left cuz you know I'm korny,
Still aaa'ing songs like I'm playing with 3,
Ive got speed reflex coordination and skill,
Said I memorized the arrows I'm like dude, for real?
Select it at random and watch me kill,
Head can't wrap around it so they doubtin me still,
So used to blowin minds I shrug it off and keep playing,
They dont know im world class with my video gaming,
Got a life and a whole bunch of shrews to be taming,
Still chillin on the forums where my words be resonating

[NeoMasterPie]

Originally Posted by Arch0wl

my rhymes are on deca

that steroid flow

it's the step step mecca

t0rajir0u

you better call me Foreign Beggars, 'cause I'm Still Getting It

treat your mom like jumpstream, doing nothin but hitting it

droppin the climax a little bit too soon

I'm on that next level

death moon

please make this a full song and put some beats to it
holy FUCK lmao

[Tps222]

all i see is a/b/a/b/a/b ha ha ha ha

[PaperclipGames]

you mean a/a/b/b/c/c/d/d

[mi40]

t0rajir0u.. bout to drop..

[mi40]

3/10 too long

[PaperclipGames]

LMAO Reincarnate

"disregard reality" has got to be the most clever ffr-pun I've seen in a while.

[korny]

Reminiscent I'm missin days of dissin and hissin,
Wishin i could blast from the past dudes kissin ass to tass,
back when cats went head to head back to back,
It's a fact mp chat was the place where it was at,

You had level leeching losers luring out those leveled smaller,
And true titan tappers taming twenty two with honor,
Boogie bear would fuck you and nova would have you ponder,
How can someone be like this? many days I'd wonder,

Level 43 was beyond reach quite literally,
When female started playing homies be gettin jittery,
Kickin ass and takin names who's a darkness or a colt,
Sorry ladies but that's the only og ffr hoe.

[mi40]

Originally Posted by korny

Wishin i could blast from the past dudes kissin ass to tass,

Boogie bear would fuck you and nova would have you ponder,