The Dreams of Xiz

[Spenner]

I'm still experiencing vivid elaborate dreams, usually full of so much detail and complexity it's hard to take it all in. Melatonin used to give me vivid dreams but I haven't been taking it for over a month.

But yeah the last dream I had on dox was being harry potter in a quiddich match that took place on a steep downhill dirtbike ramp-filled course off the side of a mountain with literally hundreds of booby traps I had to maneuver around but ended up getting demolished by some kind of giant buck toothed bear trap with feet.

[HalfStep]

Long post/dream incoming.

I'm going on some field trip for some reason, we take a schoolbus to some wierdass minecraft looking field.. all I remember about this part is people tackling each other in the neck with extended arms or something. Anyway a bunch of time passes and the field was pretty long so we head back to the bus. I realize I better run, and start doing so. After quite a while I see the fucking bus leaving so I'm like oh no.

Good thing there is one of those hollywood train thingys

I see some people with my school uniform so I'm like there's no way this can go wrong. Anyways so I get on and lie down cause sitting is for fools. So we start heading back and I ask the driver if we're going back to "School Name Here" and he's like nah we're going to the City Hall. I kinda know where that is and I know I can get home from there so I just wait till we get somewhere. Apparently this vehicle is agile enough to enter a tunnel that goes underground and ends up in the back of an airplane! ? ! Anyways I tell the driver to fuck off cause I'm fed up with his bullshit and I just wanna get home. So I'm driving this train thing out of the airplane and up an escalator when this airplane passenger shoots a gun.

OH FUCKKK GET OUT OF HERE WHY ISNT THIS THING GOING UP THESE FUCKING STAIRS FASTER!? I decide to abandon the train thing that served me so well and run up the stairs like a normal human being. The guy with a gun is chasing me through the airport and doesn't seem to give a fuck about anybody else. Every escalator I run across goes the wrong direction so I'm essentially stuck on this pretty fast square of airport. I decide to grab a fat flight attendant and use her as a hostage and maybe he'll waste all his bullets and I'll be fine.

He shoots over 100 shots from his little pistol and I'm really fed up with nobody coming to help. Eventually some airport security show up to taser the guy, but they mess up and taser themselves. I wake up laughing... yep.

[Frank Munoz]

Nearly a week ago I dreamed that I was with my girlfriend and I saw this advertising paper for "cancer patients can find love wrestling match".
And I thought that I should join to help cancer patients find love.
My gf went to take a seat and I went to the ring filled with abuncha people with cancer wrestling and falling in love with the person that they pin down or something it was really cute.
Then I saw one of my old friends from highschool and I guess we started vs each other.
Through out the playful match we were conversing, then some how I won and I was ontop of her.
She smiled and then I was about speak but then she kissed me and then I was like "WOAH ***** DHOLD UP(not really, I just backed up and told her I had a gf and then I turned to my gf in the stands; it didn't seem like she knew what happened)".
And then she.. uh, I think she got a bit sad or something. Then I was like, I have to tell my gf.
And then I took her out into the outskirts of the stadium ring and my gf was there and I was like we kissed but she didn't know i was with you and my gf didn't even care and was like, it's okay chill ***** the end

[Arkuski]

I had a dream this guy punched my mom in the face. I was very upset.

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lucid dreaming = best

[JohnRedWolf87]

I had a dream that you could be banned for posting anything pony-related on FFR, whether it be images, avatars, or just talking about ponies. Everything pony-related was restricted to the Team Pony thread.

I'm not kidding/trolling.
Dreams are strange. lol.

[HalfStep]

I wish it was true

[FissionMailed1]

Originally Posted by HalfStep

I wish it was true

Problem?

[Arkuski]

Okay, this will be pretty disjointed but I'll give it a shot:

I work at a navy base, and I had a dream that I had to find one of my co-workers on the campus. However, I wandered into the "bad" part of the campus, and found that several of the minority co-workers were hurling racially charged insults at me, all while accusing me of being a racist. I drove my car up a set of stairs to escape the situation. My car vanished and I was left with a bicycle. Then Jay-Z came to look at my bike, and proceeded to dismantle it. He also stole all of my posessions and left me with a poncho. He told me he was teaching me a lesson and that he was going to return my belongings to one of my irresponsible teammates. I protested that I needed to warn my parents that I would be an hour and a half late coming home, but he took off and left me with a poncho while it began to rain. The walk home sucked

[Arkuski]

Had a horrible dream that there was a terrorist attack on my town of <20,000 people. There were a bunch of little drone planes that would randomly swoop down and crash in the streets/buildings, and there were a total of five Southwest passenger planes that made huge explosions as they crashed. One landed successfully on the main road and proceeded to drive through a church, leading me to believe they were Islamic fundamentalists. I tried calling for help but all of the lines were down. It was really scary, and I narrowly escaped certain death a few times.

[JohnRedWolf87]

I had a dream last night that there was a Marvel vs. Capcom strategy board game. Sounds like something I would buy.

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2 nights ago had a dream that i was visiting tosh and when we went downstairs it turned into my grandmas house
1 night ago had a dream that tosh came to visit me and we had a little stepman party

[Frank Munoz]

Dreamt that I was kinda in the world of skyrim/dragons dogma/Darksouls and I was viewing the map to fast travel(skyrim) to visit a friend.
But the fast travel statement said "dial".
So I kinda guessed that my means of traveling was by phone;
it was also kinda futuristic in a way.

Went to the place, turned out my friend was actually my ex.
She was kinda the same but different.
ended up walking into like a cavern/dungeon thing.
dark.
no signal.
lotsa talking that was really important but I don't remember.
a being appeared but I couldn't see it, but from my ex's pov I could see.
It lured her somewhere.
I went after her kinda
really really dark but a tint of light from the entrance
creatures began to rise from the ground.
they kinda looked like pyramid head in terms of body structure but more savage.
and their heads were like.. tentacles or someshit
booked it outa there.
outside.
no signal
trees are marching towards dark cave place thing
they look like the darksouls' trees in the forest but greener and lighter cause daytime
and there was an army of them like fxck
and they were holding bigger nonliving trees as weapons
ran back into the cave to look for ex
sneaked passed the monsters
took a left
saw humans but they weren't humans in some sense
they were talking
like in a meeting but standing up
and they were in co-op with the creatures
see army of humans and monsters
attempt to escape cave
accidentally get ontop of some contraption thing that looked like it was to barricade the cave from the trees
outside
awesome music begins playing
monster's/humans chanting "Clydesdale" or something close to that.
Trees say something on beat four times
then it's back and forth.
barricade hits stone/brick wall.
trees climbing wall
tree's chant slows
"ra"
"ra"
"ra" - giant tree jumps over to human/monster side holding big ass tree
tree yells something
slams tree against ground
i think i checked my phone
then dialed somewhere
woke up

[Pseudo Enigma]

this was a few days ago, and I just remembered about this dream. Still feeling a little bit of the effects of that dream even now.



I was in a Gamestop/EBGames or something, and my brother managed to tame a tiger. Everyone was flipping their shit because this was the coolest tiger they had ever seen. It was able to talk and stuff, but it also liked human attention. People pet it and the tiger liked it, the tiger wasn't even reacting otherwise. Reluctantly I decided to reach my hand out and pet the tiger.

Before I could retract my hand the tiger snapped with the speed of greased lightning and I watched my pinky finger vanish into the gapes of its mouth, as it screamed "I'M A TIGER, MOTHER FUCKER!!!"

I looked at my new wound, without reacting to it at all. I was able to accept the loss of the pinky on my right hand. For the remainder of the dream I was able to smoothly introduce new methods of using my hand without the missing finger.

Upon examination I noticed a piece of bone still clinging to the flesh, and a wad of red mass hanging off the side of my hand. The wound was closed and looked quite pinched together, quite like the capital letter "I".

Suddenly I awoke, and my cat was nuzzling me to get my attention. I looked at my hand, (this is in real life) and I nearly shat myself because I had my pinky back. Part of me didn't want to accept that my pinky was still on my hand, but as I became more aware that I had just experienced a terrifyingly realistic dream, I was able to part with the idea that I had ever lost the pinky in the first place.

[Choofers]

God what a weird ass dream. Softball in an indoor basketball court, basketball with my dad in a dungeon from Rift, Eric and I duo-ing a raid, and my razor keyboard lighting up to make fun of me for playing dnd.

~wat~

[JohnRedWolf87]

Had a dream that I moved into my own apartment. It was big and had multiple bathrooms. For some reason, I decided it would be a good idea to buy 4 or 5 cats, despite not having the responsibility or commitment to have a pet at that point. Sure enough, disaster soon followed. The cats somehow learned to turn on the water in the baths and sinks in the bathrooms. They also thought it would be a good idea to throw all of my clothes in the resulting flood.

I don't think I've ever been so glad to wake up and realize it was just a dream.

[DragonIIDX]

I dreamt last night that my FFR profile got hacked into... I logged into FFR, and my entire profile theme and avatar was changed into some orange Garfield theme, there was some new random thoughts posted about some weird topics, and some people posted on my wall and some we're angry at me for making offensive posts in the forums (which I didn't do of course). I didn't know anyone except for Xiz who posts "I got 77 tier points for you. " Then I noticed my AAAs and FCs count were higher, and there was 77 tier points. Xiz's username though was Vince, but I knew it was him since that is his name, and I recognized his K.K. Slider avatar lol. I also noticed that I had over 300 friends, a lot more profile views and votes, and more posts, so whoever it was (assumed to be Xiz/Vince but probably more than 1 person), sure did a lot with my account...

[Xiz]

yeah you caught me. I did that hahahah. xD

[HalfStep]

I would've woken up cause Xiz getting tier points is unrealistic.

[Xiz]

o shit thats cold haha