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See what I did there

Anyways I bought this:

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http://i.imgur.com/lQb2yaG.jpg

Basically... I don't get enough fiber. This makes bathroom time a very tricky time indeed.

So, today I started out with 4g (consumed a few minutes ago). Going to increase this each day and report back.

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Old 10-6-2015, 11:14 PM   #2
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Old 10-6-2015, 11:27 PM   #3
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I contemplated posting pictures (for science) but that may be against site rules. So for now I'll just... describe.

Sadly, there's not much to say. I'm pooping at the moment, under the influence of 0g (the stuff I had a little bit ago hasn't had time to work its magic). Typical constipation. A stray nugget here and there. It's been 20 goddamn minutes.

Edit: Type 1 on the BSF scale

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Old 10-6-2015, 11:42 PM   #4
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PSA: You really do need a ton of water even for modest amounts of this powder.

I put a little bit in the bottom of a glass and then poured some water over it. Within ~10 seconds or so, the entire mixture congealed into a semi-solid mass. Definitely a potential choking hazard. :P
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Please use the BSF scale when documenting your poop. It will aid you in giving an accurate depiction of your poop for others. This is important.
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I'm usually type 3 or 4 unless I'm really stressed out or work is going terribly then I go full type 5 or even 6.

Never go full type 6.
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A stray nugget here and there.
YES. at least you don't piss out your ass, that gets old too haha
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Interesting... type 5 today. Large, puffy, soft-looking pods. I guess that means the powder is working, but I could use a little more. Still constipated, though.

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Decided to go with the single serving size, so I just took down 9g (yesterday was 4g).

Even with a full glass of water, I don't think it's enough for 9g. Will probably limit it to <= 5g per glass or something in the future.

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Shitty situation. I get sufficient fibre, when I'm on Soylent I have soo much Fibre I shit like 10 times a day.
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Well according to that scale, it looks like I'm normal!
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A single type-4 today. Wat.
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Type 1 this evening... Hmm. ��
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tfw you're 6'ing hard right now at work and you can hear people on the other side of the door wondering where you are but you know you're not cleaning all this up within the next 10 minutes
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7'd this morning before class. Had to wait for the guy to leave the bathroom before I unleashed the torrent of poop.

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Holy mother of god

So I haven't gone in over a day for whatever reason. Didn't take any husk yesterday though, admittedly.

I finally went today... and was disappointed that only one thing came out. Took less than 3 seconds and I barely felt it. Lame.

But then I realized that it was a giant type 4 anaconda. It took up nearly the entire bowl. Barely a trace on the toilet paper. WTF. Much, much bigger than the one two days ago.

We must go deeper. 15g.

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