Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat"

**Stewie7Griffin** · 03-25-2009, 03:51 PM

my girlfriend lala (yes that's her name) at school told me to write her a story... i asked what kind? she said "i don't know, just write me a story." so i wrote her a story and here it is... i plan on adding a few more chapters at school so look forward to more if you like it ^.^

*Edit* hey, okay i finished the second chapter.. it sucks in my opinion to the first... but if you like please tell me..

LaLa The Kitty Cat
Once upon a time there was a kitty cat named LaLa. She loved to explore new things. LaLa suddenly got hit by a paperwad and had the idea to go skydiving. So she flew to Mexico to board a plane to New Zealand and then back to Indiana to sneak on an airplane to go skydiving. Once she was way up high, she leaped out the window. A few spoons, a fork, and a dinner roll fell with her. She was enjoying life until suddenly a bird took a dump on her head and she remembered she had forgotten a parachute. She paniked and looked down to see a truck of nails under her. She was terrified. As she fell closer and closer the truck drove away and a truck full of pillows stopped under her instead. She felt relieved when suddenly a hangglider swished by and picked her up. She was startled at first, then realized it was Dick Cheney with a shotgun. She pulled out her claws and Cheney dropped her. She freaked out until she saw a giant trampoline conveniently placed under her with a power wheels motorbike, a dog house, a kiddy pool and slide, a tree, a bunch of mail, a picnic, a crashed airplane, dead people, and a few zombies right beside it. She then extracted her claws getting ready to land, when a giant swallow scopped her up in it's mouth along with 2 and a half fish singing "fish fish fish fish fishly fish fish fish". The swallow took her to her nest and dropped her on top of giant cat-eating, hungry, pecking, and chirping baby swallows. She landed and instantly sprang up on her hind legs like a meerkat. After delivering a few very cute kitty punches and kicks to the swallow's face, a spoon fell out of the sky and went down one of the baby's throats and it choaked to death. Then a fork stabbed the other in it's liver, kidney, and third blood vessel to the left of the nerve that's on top of the attery to the right of the temporal lobe of it's brain. That bird then choaked on a worm it just found and died do to choaking. The last baby swallow was the most unfortunate and died from a falling dinner roll. The big swallow got scared and flew off. She then felt the need to escape, so she began climbing down the limbs of the deer and kangeroo piss covered tree and slowly walked off into the horizon for a dramatic and happy ending. When out of no where, a bunch of cars started to wizz past her on a highway. On the other side of that was a river with logs floating down it and five islands on which she could jump to. A butterfly net then came out of no where and scooped her up off the side of the road and took her away. Tune in next to find out what happened to LaLa the cat.

Chapter 2

Lala the kitty cat was swepted up off the side of the road by a butterfly net and threw to the back seat of a ford f150 black and metallic orange pick up truck. She landed on top of a child who yelled "KITTY!!!!....... Let's eat him!!!" The child had a very strong asian accent. Being scared, LaLa the kitty cat quickly started to claw at the butterfly net that fortunately was made of toilet paper, wax, pencil shavings, and sheets of notepad.exe paper. She escaped the butterfly net and jumped out the open window and DID A BARREL ROLL!!! She unfortunately was on top of a hill and rolled down it and landed next to a pile of dog doo doo with mushrooms and maggots sprouting from it. She was then suddenly sprang up high into the sky by a hidden spring in the ground and flew up higher than ever. She suddenly had the urge to pee, so she squated down in mid air and let it trinkle. As she began to fall again, she noticed a strang large object appearing to get closer and closer. When it finally got close enough she realized it was a baseball and she was above a baseball stadium. As she began to fall into the stands, she saw a man holding a tub of popcorn ready to catch her. Then suddenly a baseball glove closed around her and she began to fly up into the sky from the retractable baseball glove that was attached to the bottom of the blimp that flys over the stadium. She was so relieved because she despises popcorn. As she climbed her way up the glove and into the blimp, she suddenly had the urge to go pee again. So she squated down again and urinated on the glove. She then finally arrived at the top of the metal retractable arm with holes down the side of it and climbed into the gearing system that operated it. She carefully squeezed her way through the gears trying to avoid getting crushed by giant cockroaches that wonder about the system. Then out of no where three ninja sloths jumped out of the door to the main control room, landed on the ground, and instantly fell to sleep. LaLa the kitty cat thought this would be the perfect oppertunity to sneak into the main control room to try and hi-jack the blimp. As she walked into the control room, she was instantly struck by a cool breeze coming from the air conditioner on the ceiling above her. She carried on, only to find three men sitting in chairs at the main controls of the blimp playing with their Ken and Barbie dolls dressed in wears waldo clothing. She jumped up onto the giant inflatable bouncing jungle gym and walked across to get on top of the main controls. She walked across the main controls pressing as many buttons as she possibly could. She reached her way to one of the men wearing a fake police man badge and scratched at him. He yelled in pain and the other man turned around revealing himself as none other than Chuck Norris himself. Tune in next time to find out what exciting things happen to LaLa the kitty cat.

**funmonkey54** · 03-25-2009, 03:55 PM

lol. Cute for your girlfriend, but if this is to be judged as a serious piece of literature, it has a long way to go.

**Stewie7Griffin** · 03-25-2009, 04:05 PM

yeah it's not supposed to be serious or anything... i have ADHD and so does she so i thought it'd be appropriate to apply an ADHD feeling to it ^.^

*edit* ever seen disaster movie, superhero movie, epic movie, meet the spartans, spaceballs, and other movies like that? imagine that but in story style and that's what this is lolz

OMG its HIM · 03-25-2009, 05:31 PM

haha LaLa is a very lucky kitty

**tofurox** · 03-25-2009, 05:33 PM

Can I beez Lala? Wait... nevermind.

kitkat9 · 03-26-2009, 06:45 PM

haha, this is funny, deffinately something for someone who thinks stupid to be funny (ME!) (i have ADHD too hehe) but like its funny, i think i might just tune in for the next one =D

**coraleaterlinda** · 03-26-2009, 09:02 PM

i didnt know dinner rolls were deadly. (except for food poisoning and choking).

i laughed. a lot.

OMG its HIM · 03-27-2009, 03:30 PM

i guess if you have ADHD, then you find this HILARIOUS!

OMG its HIM · 03-27-2009, 03:43 PM

LaLa the kitty

**pokelda** · 03-27-2009, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat9

who thinks stupid to be funny (ME!)

girl, you probably don't even know the half of it.

OMG its HIM · 03-27-2009, 09:03 PM

When are you making another story?

radxmad · 03-28-2009, 02:52 PM

Kudos for Dick Cheney with a shotgun

**Stewie7Griffin** · 03-28-2009, 02:54 PM

i will soon... i have a bunch of **** going on the next two days so i will message your profile when i have it... maybe monday or tuesday

kitkat9 · 03-28-2009, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokelda

girl, you probably don't even know the half of it.

I don't get what you mean by that, im trying to figure out if you are like, making fun of me or what. You know what don't tell me...

OMG its HIM · 03-28-2009, 03:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

lol. Cute for your girlfriend, but if this is to be judged as a serious piece of literature, it has a long way to go.

I dont think it has to be serious.

**Stewie7Griffin** · 03-29-2009, 08:51 PM

i'm working on chapter 2 as we speak.... i be done by tonight

**EnR** · 03-29-2009, 09:23 PM

Reminds me of my 9th grade English short story.

OnixRose · 03-29-2009, 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat9

who thinks stupid to be funny (ME!)

Quote:

Originally Posted by pokelda

girl, you probably don't even know the half of it.

Quote:

Originally Posted by kitkat9

I don't get what you mean by that, im trying to figure out if you are like, making fun of me or what. You know what don't tell me...

fukn lmao

**tofurox** · 03-29-2009, 11:29 PM

LMAO!

**funmonkey54** · 03-30-2009, 06:17 AM

Haha, chapter 2 made me laugh in that the sheer irrelevance of nearly every aspect and detail to the faint plot that has been set up. Good job! =D

03-25-2009, 03:51 PM	#1
Stewie7Griffin FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 191	Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" my girlfriend lala (yes that's her name) at school told me to write her a story... i asked what kind? she said "i don't know, just write me a story." so i wrote her a story and here it is... i plan on adding a few more chapters at school so look forward to more if you like it ^.^ Edit hey, okay i finished the second chapter.. it sucks in my opinion to the first... but if you like please tell me.. LaLa The Kitty Cat Once upon a time there was a kitty cat named LaLa. She loved to explore new things. LaLa suddenly got hit by a paperwad and had the idea to go skydiving. So she flew to Mexico to board a plane to New Zealand and then back to Indiana to sneak on an airplane to go skydiving. Once she was way up high, she leaped out the window. A few spoons, a fork, and a dinner roll fell with her. She was enjoying life until suddenly a bird took a dump on her head and she remembered she had forgotten a parachute. She paniked and looked down to see a truck of nails under her. She was terrified. As she fell closer and closer the truck drove away and a truck full of pillows stopped under her instead. She felt relieved when suddenly a hangglider swished by and picked her up. She was startled at first, then realized it was Dick Cheney with a shotgun. She pulled out her claws and Cheney dropped her. She freaked out until she saw a giant trampoline conveniently placed under her with a power wheels motorbike, a dog house, a kiddy pool and slide, a tree, a bunch of mail, a picnic, a crashed airplane, dead people, and a few zombies right beside it. She then extracted her claws getting ready to land, when a giant swallow scopped her up in it's mouth along with 2 and a half fish singing "fish fish fish fish fishly fish fish fish". The swallow took her to her nest and dropped her on top of giant cat-eating, hungry, pecking, and chirping baby swallows. She landed and instantly sprang up on her hind legs like a meerkat. After delivering a few very cute kitty punches and kicks to the swallow's face, a spoon fell out of the sky and went down one of the baby's throats and it choaked to death. Then a fork stabbed the other in it's liver, kidney, and third blood vessel to the left of the nerve that's on top of the attery to the right of the temporal lobe of it's brain. That bird then choaked on a worm it just found and died do to choaking. The last baby swallow was the most unfortunate and died from a falling dinner roll. The big swallow got scared and flew off. She then felt the need to escape, so she began climbing down the limbs of the deer and kangeroo piss covered tree and slowly walked off into the horizon for a dramatic and happy ending. When out of no where, a bunch of cars started to wizz past her on a highway. On the other side of that was a river with logs floating down it and five islands on which she could jump to. A butterfly net then came out of no where and scooped her up off the side of the road and took her away. Tune in next to find out what happened to LaLa the cat. Chapter 2 Lala the kitty cat was swepted up off the side of the road by a butterfly net and threw to the back seat of a ford f150 black and metallic orange pick up truck. She landed on top of a child who yelled "KITTY!!!!....... Let's eat him!!!" The child had a very strong asian accent. Being scared, LaLa the kitty cat quickly started to claw at the butterfly net that fortunately was made of toilet paper, wax, pencil shavings, and sheets of notepad.exe paper. She escaped the butterfly net and jumped out the open window and DID A BARREL ROLL!!! She unfortunately was on top of a hill and rolled down it and landed next to a pile of dog doo doo with mushrooms and maggots sprouting from it. She was then suddenly sprang up high into the sky by a hidden spring in the ground and flew up higher than ever. She suddenly had the urge to pee, so she squated down in mid air and let it trinkle. As she began to fall again, she noticed a strang large object appearing to get closer and closer. When it finally got close enough she realized it was a baseball and she was above a baseball stadium. As she began to fall into the stands, she saw a man holding a tub of popcorn ready to catch her. Then suddenly a baseball glove closed around her and she began to fly up into the sky from the retractable baseball glove that was attached to the bottom of the blimp that flys over the stadium. She was so relieved because she despises popcorn. As she climbed her way up the glove and into the blimp, she suddenly had the urge to go pee again. So she squated down again and urinated on the glove. She then finally arrived at the top of the metal retractable arm with holes down the side of it and climbed into the gearing system that operated it. She carefully squeezed her way through the gears trying to avoid getting crushed by giant cockroaches that wonder about the system. Then out of no where three ninja sloths jumped out of the door to the main control room, landed on the ground, and instantly fell to sleep. LaLa the kitty cat thought this would be the perfect oppertunity to sneak into the main control room to try and hi-jack the blimp. As she walked into the control room, she was instantly struck by a cool breeze coming from the air conditioner on the ceiling above her. She carried on, only to find three men sitting in chairs at the main controls of the blimp playing with their Ken and Barbie dolls dressed in wears waldo clothing. She jumped up onto the giant inflatable bouncing jungle gym and walked across to get on top of the main controls. She walked across the main controls pressing as many buttons as she possibly could. She reached her way to one of the men wearing a fake police man badge and scratched at him. He yelled in pain and the other man turned around revealing himself as none other than Chuck Norris himself. Tune in next time to find out what exciting things happen to LaLa the kitty cat. Last edited by Stewie7Griffin; 03-29-2009 at 11:22 PM..

03-25-2009, 03:55 PM	#2
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" lol. Cute for your girlfriend, but if this is to be judged as a serious piece of literature, it has a long way to go. __________________

03-25-2009, 04:05 PM	#3
Stewie7Griffin FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" yeah it's not supposed to be serious or anything... i have ADHD and so does she so i thought it'd be appropriate to apply an ADHD feeling to it ^.^ edit ever seen disaster movie, superhero movie, epic movie, meet the spartans, spaceballs, and other movies like that? imagine that but in story style and that's what this is lolz Last edited by Stewie7Griffin; 03-25-2009 at 04:10 PM..

03-25-2009, 05:33 PM	#5
tofurox Them arrows. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Allen, Texas Age: 30 Posts: 2,263	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" Can I beez Lala? Wait... nevermind. __________________ This sig has been enhanced by the FFR Staff for being too large. Thank you for participating.

03-26-2009, 06:45 PM	#6
kitkat9 FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: San Antonio ~!(210)!~ Age: 29 Posts: 87	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" haha, this is funny, deffinately something for someone who thinks stupid to be funny (ME!) (i have ADHD too hehe) but like its funny, i think i might just tune in for the next one =D

03-26-2009, 09:02 PM	#7
coraleaterlinda FFR Veteran Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Victoria, TX Age: 36 Posts: 415	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" i didnt know dinner rolls were deadly. (except for food poisoning and choking). i laughed. a lot. __________________

03-28-2009, 02:52 PM	#12
radxmad FFR Player Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Rohan Posts: 50	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" Kudos for Dick Cheney with a shotgun

03-28-2009, 02:54 PM	#13
Stewie7Griffin FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" i will soon... i have a bunch of **** going on the next two days so i will message your profile when i have it... maybe monday or tuesday

03-29-2009, 08:51 PM	#16
Stewie7Griffin FFR Veteran Join Date: Jun 2006 Posts: 191	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" i'm working on chapter 2 as we speak.... i be done by tonight

03-29-2009, 09:23 PM	#17
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03-29-2009, 11:29 PM	#19
tofurox Them arrows. Join Date: May 2006 Location: Allen, Texas Age: 30 Posts: 2,263	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" LMAO! __________________ This sig has been enhanced by the FFR Staff for being too large. Thank you for participating.

03-30-2009, 06:17 AM	#20
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: Random series i started called "LaLa The Kitty Cat" Haha, chapter 2 made me laugh in that the sheer irrelevance of nearly every aspect and detail to the faint plot that has been set up. Good job! =D __________________

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