Disaster Movie - Page 2

cC@Zz · 08-9-2008, 04:04 PM

How did I know there would be a thread about this. When will people realize these movies have no potential to be funny.

MilkChan · 09-1-2008, 02:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adamaja456

this guy sums up exactly how i feel about these horrible movies. i can't believe they made another movie

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2XgS834GUbI

Same guy has a full movie review up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCC2SjV4Nww

**jump_the_bullet** · 09-1-2008, 02:34 AM

after seeing Epic Movie and that being the worst movie IVE ever seen
and then hearing that meet the spartans was wayyyyyyyy worse
i will not be seeing this. and i will never see anything these two guys put out.
seriously this was written and shot in like two months seeing that the writers strike ended in Feb. and there was a trailor in like may. which means they spent no time on it. and just putting it out there to make money because the stupid masses still go out and see these. seriously dont see this. then we wont have anymore "movies" from these two "geniuses"

[/rant]

Edit : watch these reviews as well. they tell it like it is.

Meet The Spartans: http://www.spill.com/movie-review/Me...partans/422457
theyre seriously really pissed off. lots of explitives (all bleeped out)
Rating: Some 'ol Bull****

Disaster Movie: http://www.spill.com/movie-review/Disaster+Movie/449875
Raiting: Worse Than Some 'ol Bull****

Crashfan3 · 09-1-2008, 10:51 AM

Whoever makes these movies needs to be crucified or killed in some other painful manner, for he/she/they is/are the one(s) giving the mass opinion that all Americans are stupid, rich, greedy, self-centered, uncaring ****s.

**EAGAMES** · 09-1-2008, 11:07 AM

I'm going just to make adamaja mad. =D

*whispers* no I'm not. I don't want to lose brain cells.

**funmonkey54** · 09-1-2008, 11:14 AM

2 days ago, my friends Riley and Katie call me up to ask if I want to go to the movies. I said yes, but they wouldn't tell me what we were seeing. I get there and walk up to buy a ticket. (Off the point but slightly funny, the ticket guy looked at me funny and goes "2 girls at one time?". I laughed because he obviously didn't realize we were all going as friends.)
Then they tell me we are seeing disaster movie. I knew it would suck, but I didn't say anything. Within 10 minutes of starting the movie, I almost fell asleep. It completely sucked. Never go to see it. None of the jokes were funny, nothing in it entertained me, there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT WORTH SEEING!

Moral of the story:
Never trust your friends to pick a movie if they won't tell you what the movie is.

Quigly · 09-1-2008, 11:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by funmonkey54

2 girls at one time?

Funmonkey once again proves that he is the sexiest penguin on FFR.

**Adamaja456** · 09-1-2008, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MilkChan

Same guy has a full movie review up:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uCC2SjV4Nww

just finished watching his new rant. basically same rant but was able to back it up from watching it. IM SO GLAD HE DIDNT GIVER THOSE FUKERS MONEY.
thanks for the vid post.

and the last minute of his video made me giggle

Quote:

Originally Posted by EAGAMES

I'm going just to make adamaja mad. =D
*whispers* no I'm not. I don't want to lose brain cells.

i was actually scared you were going to watch it when i first read that. then i saw the text underneath hehe

MilkChan · 09-1-2008, 01:31 PM

Spy movie is coming and get this...one of their listed spoofs is EPIC MOVIE.

YES IT HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THEY HAVE TO SPOOF THEIR OWN **** IN A SPOOF MOVIE.

Quigly · 09-1-2008, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MilkChan

Spy movie is coming and get this...one of their listed spoofs is EPIC MOVIE.

YES IT HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THEY HAVE TO SPOOF THEIR OWN **** IN A SPOOF MOVIE.

Wut...how do you spoof a spoof?

**Adamaja456** · 09-1-2008, 01:38 PM

i dont even know how its possible to spoof epic movie. id rather run naked and dive into the gulf of mexico into hurricane gustav than try to understand a spoof movie spoofing a spoof movie.

do you have a vid or a link you could post that i could check out.

**gnr61** · 09-1-2008, 02:20 PM

wow this was good

**Artic_counter** · 09-1-2008, 02:36 PM

I saw it last night. It sucked. Sometimes it was funny like the death metal squirrels but except that, it sucked.

**funmonkey54** · 09-1-2008, 02:38 PM

The death metal squirrels scared me.
My IQ dropped 300 points after watching this.
Down to a 146 now.

**Adamaja456** · 09-1-2008, 02:41 PM

i really dont want to but i MIGHT watch it online just so i can see how ****ty it is.

but it was so hard for me to get through epic movie so im not sure if ill make it through =/

rzr · 09-1-2008, 03:00 PM

I can imagine it sucked, lol.

thehunter1117 · 09-1-2008, 03:05 PM

My cousins the guy that said a line and turned into the hulk
the hulk was a different guy
but my cuz was Bruce Banner
lol

thehunter1117 · 09-1-2008, 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Artic_counter

I saw it last night. It sucked. Sometimes it was funny like the death metal squirrels but except that, it sucked.

uhh....
they're chipmunks

08-9-2008, 04:04 PM	#21
cC@Zz FFR Player Join Date: Apr 2006 Age: 34 Posts: 1,427	Re: Disaster Movie How did I know there would be a thread about this. When will people realize these movies have no potential to be funny. __________________ There is a 50% chance your pillow will eat you while you are sleeping.

09-1-2008, 02:34 AM	#23
jump_the_bullet Oh you fancy, huh? Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: over yonder Age: 37 Posts: 912	Re: Disaster Movie after seeing Epic Movie and that being the worst movie IVE ever seen and then hearing that meet the spartans was wayyyyyyyy worse i will not be seeing this. and i will never see anything these two guys put out. seriously this was written and shot in like two months seeing that the writers strike ended in Feb. and there was a trailor in like may. which means they spent no time on it. and just putting it out there to make money because the stupid masses still go out and see these. seriously dont see this. then we wont have anymore "movies" from these two "geniuses" [/rant] Edit : watch these reviews as well. they tell it like it is. Meet The Spartans: http://www.spill.com/movie-review/Me...partans/422457 theyre seriously really pissed off. lots of explitives (all bleeped out) Rating: Some 'ol Bull** Disaster Movie: http://www.spill.com/movie-review/Disaster+Movie/449875 Raiting: Worse Than Some 'ol Bull** __________________ Last edited by jump_the_bullet; 09-1-2008 at 03:11 AM..

09-1-2008, 10:51 AM	#24
Crashfan3 FFR Player Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Jefferson, Ore. Age: 32 Posts: 2,937	Re: Disaster Movie Whoever makes these movies needs to be crucified or killed in some other painful manner, for he/she/they is/are the one(s) giving the mass opinion that all Americans are stupid, rich, greedy, self-centered, uncaring ****s. __________________ Twilight Sparkle's Ponyville Group Free Chiptune Streaming Radio! Thanks justin_ator and megamon88 for making my sig 20% cooler.

09-1-2008, 11:14 AM	#26
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: Disaster Movie 2 days ago, my friends Riley and Katie call me up to ask if I want to go to the movies. I said yes, but they wouldn't tell me what we were seeing. I get there and walk up to buy a ticket. (Off the point but slightly funny, the ticket guy looked at me funny and goes "2 girls at one time?". I laughed because he obviously didn't realize we were all going as friends.) Then they tell me we are seeing disaster movie. I knew it would suck, but I didn't say anything. Within 10 minutes of starting the movie, I almost fell asleep. It completely sucked. Never go to see it. None of the jokes were funny, nothing in it entertained me, there was ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT WORTH SEEING! Moral of the story: Never trust your friends to pick a movie if they won't tell you what the movie is. __________________

09-1-2008, 01:31 PM	#29
MilkChan Banned Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Las Vegas, NV Age: 32 Posts: 432	Re: Disaster Movie Spy movie is coming and get this...one of their listed spoofs is EPIC MOVIE. YES IT HAS GOTTEN TO THE POINT WHERE THEY HAVE TO SPOOF THEIR OWN **** IN A SPOOF MOVIE.

09-1-2008, 01:38 PM	#31
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Disaster Movie i dont even know how its possible to spoof epic movie. id rather run naked and dive into the gulf of mexico into hurricane gustav than try to understand a spoof movie spoofing a spoof movie. do you have a vid or a link you could post that i could check out. __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year)

09-1-2008, 02:20 PM	#32
gnr61 FFR Simfile Author Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: TOKYO STYLE SPEEDCORE, ohio Age: 33 Posts: 7,251	Re: Disaster Movie wow this was good __________________ squirrel--it's whats for dinner.

09-1-2008, 02:36 PM	#33
Artic_counter FFR Veteran Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: In your anus. Right corner Age: 30 Posts: 1,002	Re: Disaster Movie I saw it last night. It sucked. Sometimes it was funny like the death metal squirrels but except that, it sucked. __________________ Last edited by Artic_counter; 09-1-2008 at 02:47 PM..

09-1-2008, 02:38 PM	#34
funmonkey54 The Chill Keeper Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 4,127	Re: Disaster Movie The death metal squirrels scared me. My IQ dropped 300 points after watching this. Down to a 146 now. __________________

09-1-2008, 02:41 PM	#35
Adamaja456 Absurd Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: 31 Billion Club, WA Age: 33 Posts: 6,433	Re: Disaster Movie i really dont want to but i MIGHT watch it online just so i can see how **ty it is. but it was so hard for me to get through epic movie so im not sure if ill make it through =/ __________________ 582 Tier Points(Tier 3) 602 AAAs(517+23+62) People who bought me subscriptions/tokens: DrugstoreCowboy(1 month) ELRayford(3 months) ~GJampa(3 months) Jerry DB(3 months) 4th place in Gamewhore Competition(3 months) Phynx(FGJ album and Dendrite V2) dragon890x(1 year) Slide(1 year**)

09-1-2008, 03:05 PM	#37
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