TWG CLXVIII: Capitalism [Game Thread]

[Walmart]

Originally Posted by Shell

So are you trying to sell some delicate eggplants or what?

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Eggplants are always available in our produce section at a guaranteed low price.

Thank you,

Sam Walton

[Microsoft]

eggplants are also the emoji of choice for over half of your customer-base

[Amazon]

Walmart no longer has a customer base. We just rolled out our same-day delivery for our Prime customers, and we have a center in every city with a Walmart. We will purchase your remaining inventory if you will also give us your vote

[Visa]

wal-mart is cheaper

[Visa]

also i have a sponsorship with walmart, apply for the walmart visa card now and save 50 dollars on your next purchase of 100 or more

[UPS]

Amazon, would you be interested in a partnership with UPS? With our powers combined we can bring our customers ultimate satisfaction and crush the competition!

[Amazon]

Originally Posted by UPS

Amazon, would you be interested in a partnership with UPS? With our powers combined we can bring our customers ultimate satisfaction and crush the competition!

I think we're already partnered dawg

[Visa]

ups-amazon scum

amazon

[Amazon]

Visa cards will no longer be an accepted means of payment at Amazon dot com

[China Mobile]

To Whom It May Concern,

This is a mail to report internal company analytics. I am pleased to announce that China Mobile has no discrepancies and is functioning as a normal company in the present time. We will continue to strive towards a greater future for telecommunications in China and build a better world with our fellow corporate partners. I understand there are some rumors of hostile takeovers, so we are pleased to announce a special task force to investigate other companies using our telecom services; this has been approved by the United Xiz Nations. No worries, we won't tap your phones for too long!

I am a bit sick and have company-related travel on Friday evening (which I may not be even able to attend at my current illness level), but I hope to receive your cooperation in the days to come.

Sincerely,

Li Yue
China Mobile, CEO
Business Administration, Hong Kong Polytechnic University
MBA, Tianjin University

P.S. I will not send too many communications personally, my task force will communicate directly to improve efficiency. They may not have the best mail etiquette, but I'm sure their message will get across!

[GE]

None of you survive without me, so you all just bow to the king.

[Visa]

Originally Posted by GE

None of you survive without me, so you all just bow to the king.

ge towncore

[Starbucks]

IBM

You suck and Watson can suck my hairy fucking nutsack

[China Mobile]

Hello nutsacks,

Chief officer of special task force of China Mobile here, Mrs. Victoria Feng. Glad to be working with you cocksuckers.
Just a quick reminder, we are now logging communications. Don't get your panties in a bunch, I just pray to God you're not hiding hoards of pornography. Man that'd be embarrassing LOL

Also, I don't fuck with bribes, so don't even think about buying your way out. I can smell corrupt companies like a bloodhound, and I will zone in on you faster than you can call your safeword when you're visiting your dominatrix. Let's be honest, you all have one.

Cheers,

Victoria

[Starbucks]

I am the alpha bitch

[Visa]

this thread suddenly got nsfw or smth

[China Mobile]

Go rot in the trash Starbucks. Your coffee is worse than my husband's boiled foot fungus.

- Victoria

[Visa]

i suddenly feel exposed because i didnt do any research and dont have a pr to pose as

u posers

[Visa]

so i guess we dont know how many wolf there are but im guessing 4

[Shell]

Originally Posted by Starbucks

I am the alpha bitch

Pssh, you don't look all that intimidating.

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