Problem in your life? I'll solve it in a sentence.

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:16 PM

Are you serious?

Yes.

Quigly · 10-21-2010, 08:20 PM

My problems keep needing multiple-sentence solutions.

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quigly

My problems keep needing multiple-sentence solutions.

You're not finding the root of your problems and solving it from there.

Prime8 · 10-21-2010, 08:28 PM

I got 99 problems

OneHandNow · 10-21-2010, 08:29 PM

How do I beat Onix with a Pikachu?

**MrMagic5239** · 10-21-2010, 08:32 PM

My problem is, I can't figure out how to divide by 0

**Jtehanonymous** · 10-21-2010, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Prime8

I got 99 problems

but a bitch ain't one.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMagic5239

My problem is, I can't figure out how to divide by 0

Imagine you have 3 really cool cookies and you want to take them away in groups of zero at a time but then you'd be taking them out for forever since each time you took away zero no change in your 3 really cool cookies happens thus you're doing it for forever; no cookie for you.

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHandNow

How do I beat Onix with a Pikachu?

Douse Onix in water when Pikachu activates the emergency sprinkler system.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMagic5239

My problem is, I can't figure out how to divide by 0

Go back to high school and figure it out!

**argo15** · 10-21-2010, 08:37 PM

how do you swap two integers without using a temp variable?

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by argo15

how do you swap two integers without using a temp variable?

http://lmgtfy.com/?q=how+do+you+swap...mp+variable%3F

The-Persian-King · 10-21-2010, 08:41 PM

how do I create a new thread? I'm serious. I wanna post a thread!!!

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The-Persian-King

how do I create a new thread? I'm serious. I wanna post a thread!!!

There's a bright blue button labeled "New Thread" right above the words, "Threads in Forum."

**Kibblre** · 10-21-2010, 08:46 PM

I have an erection.

**virus003** · 10-21-2010, 08:50 PM

okay lito, help me out with this lol

k so, there's this girl i really like, she's a cheerleader, she doesn't know i exist, what should i do

i will love you forever if you solve this

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kibblre

I have an erection.

Stick it in his butt and pee.

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by virus003

okay lito, help me out with this lol

k so, there's this girl i really like, she's a cheerleader, she doesn't know i exist, what should i do

i will love you forever if you solve this

Introduce yourself and tell her how you feel, that way you can develop a backbone and social skills.

BabyViperx3 · 10-21-2010, 08:54 PM

My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<

Litodude · 10-21-2010, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BabyViperx3

My daughter's sperm donor refuses to get a job D:<

Call child services, file a lawsuit, and have his parents or legal guardian pay child support otherwise they will take all of his possessions if the parents/guardians refuse.

BabyViperx3 · 10-21-2010, 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude

Call child services, file a lawsuit, and have his parents or legal guardian pay child support otherwise they will take all of his possessions if the parents/guardians refuse.

He's too busy with TS. Rofl. I went to court last year for cs. $50 a month. |: Not enough to raise a toddler.

**virus003** · 10-21-2010, 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Litodude

Introduce yourself and tell her how you feel, that way you can develop a backbone and social skills.

but dude it will make me seem like a creeper

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