Do my English 11 Research paper for me.

[stretchypanda]

I remember when my computer crashed just as I hit print on my senior research paper and I lost the whole thing at 3 am.

It was so cool.

[Squeek]

wtf privateer is here

Legendary thread. Temporary sticky.

~Squeek

[-Izzy-]

AHAHAH. Best thread ever.

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by Privateer

Too bad, 'cause I wrote it.

I haven't turned it in yet, you know...

[Squeek]

PS how can you have under 1% from quotations?

If it's 1,000 words then you only get 10 words from quotes.

That doesn't work out man.

~Squeek

[Skikamukazi]

That was supposed to say 10%.

[Squeek]

Even then it's borderline.

I know they want it to be original content in your schoolings but dang. Gotta quote things...

I don't even think I had lame requirements like that. Just xx pages double spaced in this format and you're set.

~Squeek

[Skikamukazi]

I don't know. My teacher comes from a time when you had to do hard research for your research papers. Not it is very easy to use MLA formatting to plagiarize work. That's what most students do, anyway.

[Squeek]

I recall a young zajac plagiarizing his work (was it zajac?) and getting caught, telling us the story all the way through.

Hilarity at its finest.

~Squeek

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by MrESqueek

(was it zajac?)

I think it was. Good times...

[scorpio1690]

Originally Posted by PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR

Hey, I've got a paper due in about a month or so. Anyone want to help me with that? Its on Kefka's Trial. Anyone read it or about it?

ps-good luck with your paper

Dude that's radicool.

[PsYcHoZeRoSk8eR]

Any takers? I would really like some help.

ps - O.O @ privateer

[scorpio1690]

Hey I'm gonna have to do a paper on either The Illiad or The Odyssey in about two or three weeks. I'm not offering any reward, just the satisfaction that you helped someone who's mocking a stoned ass hippie.

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by scorpio1690

Hey I'm gonna have to do a paper on either The Illiad or The Odyssey in about two or three weeks. I'm not offering any reward, just the satisfaction that you helped someone who's mocking a stoned ass hippie.

Don't call me a ****ing hippie! **** hippies, hippies and weed smokers are not always the same people.

True, many hippies smoke herb, but not all herb smokers are hippies.

[scorpio1690]

Shh, shh, quiet gentle hippie. Captain Lavender and Rainmelon will whisk your worries away. Shhh...

[Skikamukazi]

Originally Posted by scorpio1690

Captain Lavender and Rainmelon will whisk your worries away.

Who?

And I'm not a hippie. I'm a drug addict. I don't only smoke weed and sit in a bean-bag chair all day, I pop pills, drink excessively, snort powders, shoot things into my arms, and go to parties.

Outside of school I'm not lazy. I'm not jobless, I'm not filthy, I don't mug people for wearing fur coats or whatever, I'm not protesting... ever. I'm not a vegan or vegetarian, I'm not a liberal/lesbian/gay supporter. In fact, I hate all things metro or gay.

Other than smoking herb I am in no way, shape, or form, a hippie.

Need more proof? I'll go kick a hippies ass tomorrow and take a picture. Anything to show how anti-hippie I am.

[FishFishRevolution]

1) Compose title and thesis paper on Duke Ellington
2) ???????????????
3) Profit

[GuidoHunter]

If anyone wants an essay on video game violence that's skewed to be more appropriate for a Pop culture class, I've already let one friend plagiarize, so I'm making it public domain.

--Guido

http://andy.mikee385.com

[scorpio1690]

Haha I'm just buggin ya I know not all pot smokers are hippies. I used to blaze all the time, but then I had some laced with meth. Mix a joint laced with meth with a two six of vodka, two beers, threes shots of tequila and a litre of orange cooler and you get yourself a trip to the hospital in an ambulance and a tube up your wazoo!

Edit: Beat up a hippie and take a picture anyways man...

[YungYung]

What's with everyone writing papers lately?

I have to write one about Machiavelli for next week =\