You laugh, you lose - Page 27

**Sweet_Feet** · 07-19-2011, 09:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frank Munoz

Holy... fucc....
I... I love this. I hate cats, but this is just simply amazing.

I actually find the original a lot funnier for some reason hahah oh well.. still golden

**kmay** · 07-19-2011, 11:23 PM

rainbow sponge got me. a lot...

**PrawnSkunk** · 07-19-2011, 11:42 PM

i also lost stupid hard to the rainbow sponge vid LOL

**Poison-** · 07-19-2011, 11:46 PM

Rainbow Sponge...wtf was that?
I was expecting some dumb video, it was actually pretty funny.

Secks69 · 07-20-2011, 12:10 AM

Rainbow Sponge had me laughing for a good 5 minutes lol

V-Ormix · 07-20-2011, 05:34 AM

this show... it never fails to deliver

**euphoriakisses** · 07-20-2011, 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jugglinguy

Lol.. that was so bizarre.

.. but I lost.

applemartini · 07-20-2011, 09:54 AM

Rainbow sponge got me.

And also, the cat video. It was the cats mostly, not her.

LJRoX · 07-20-2011, 11:56 AM

**m0de** · 07-20-2011, 12:04 PM

LJRoX · 07-20-2011, 12:10 PM

btw why did u steal my bike

cixOclock · 07-20-2011, 12:33 PM

Mode if you were a chick... I'd so freakin date you just because of the stuff you post, I wouldn't give a crap if you had five eyes, 1 boob, and three hands... one coming from your belly button...
And a deformed fetish spurting from your neck... I'd be like... ya... thats mine poonta...

**PlayTrumpet** · 07-20-2011, 12:57 PM

via NotAlwaysRight:

Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart
Pet Store | Jensen Beach, FL, USA

(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)

Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”

Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”

Me: “Uh… took what too far?”

Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”

Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”

Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”

Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”

Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”

Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”

Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”

(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)

**m0de** · 07-20-2011, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cixOclock

Mode if you were a chick... I'd so freakin date you just because of the stuff you post, I wouldn't give a crap if you had five eyes, 1 boob, and three hands... one coming from your belly button...
And a deformed fetish spurting from your neck... I'd be like... ya... thats mine poonta...

lmao thanks <3

**pmonibuv1** · 07-20-2011, 04:53 PM

**XCV** · 07-20-2011, 07:38 PM

I died at the Tea part.

but then who doesn't read xkcd.

LJRoX · 07-20-2011, 07:46 PM

friendmaking!

**Stewie7Griffin** · 07-20-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PlayTrumpet

via NotAlwaysRight:

Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart
Pet Store | Jensen Beach, FL, USA

(It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.)

Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?”

Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.”

Me: “Thank you, ma’am.”

Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?”

Me: “Uh… took what too far?”

Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?”

Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.”

Customer: *loudly* “Well if you want to risk burning in H*** for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!”

Me: *sarcastically* “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.”

Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?”

Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.”

Customer: “THAT’S IT?!”

Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.”

(And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.)

I hope this is a true story, because if it's not, I want my record of undefeated back. :/

**Bluearrowll** · 07-20-2011, 11:58 PM

today's fix

**blindreper1179** · 07-21-2011, 12:06 AM

07-19-2011, 11:23 PM	#522
kmay Don't forget me Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: USA Age: 31 Posts: 6,491	Re: You laugh, you lose rainbow sponge got me. a lot... __________________

07-19-2011, 11:42 PM	#523
PrawnSkunk Administrator User Administrator Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Vancouver, BC Age: 29 Posts: 3,902	Re: You laugh, you lose i also lost stupid hard to the rainbow sponge vid LOL

07-19-2011, 11:46 PM	#524
Poison- Nope Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: London, ON Age: 29 Posts: 3,772	Re: You laugh, you lose Rainbow Sponge...wtf was that? I was expecting some dumb video, it was actually pretty funny.

07-20-2011, 12:10 AM	#525
Secks69 Banned Join Date: May 2011 Age: 82 Posts: 445	Re: You laugh, you lose Rainbow Sponge had me laughing for a good 5 minutes lol

07-20-2011, 05:34 AM	#526
V-Ormix Banned Join Date: Aug 2008 Posts: 4,677	Re: You laugh, you lose this show... it never fails to deliver

07-20-2011, 09:54 AM	#528
applemartini FFR Player Join Date: Feb 2007 Location: Inyoupants. Age: 34 Posts: 1	Re: You laugh, you lose Rainbow sponge got me. And also, the cat video. It was the cats mostly, not her.

07-20-2011, 11:56 AM	#529
LJRoX Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Age: 31 Posts: 2,762	Re: You laugh, you lose

07-20-2011, 12:04 PM	#530
m0de Marble Eater Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Joliet, Illinois Age: 39 Posts: 1,437	Re: You laugh, you lose __________________

07-20-2011, 12:10 PM	#531
LJRoX Banned Join Date: Mar 2005 Age: 31 Posts: 2,762	Re: You laugh, you lose btw why did u steal my bike

07-20-2011, 12:33 PM	#532
cixOclock FFR Player Join Date: Dec 2009 Posts: 226	Re: You laugh, you lose Mode if you were a chick... I'd so freakin date you just because of the stuff you post, I wouldn't give a crap if you had five eyes, 1 boob, and three hands... one coming from your belly button... And a deformed fetish spurting from your neck... I'd be like... ya... thats mine poonta...

07-20-2011, 12:57 PM	#533
PlayTrumpet Lamingtons. Join Date: May 2007 Location: USA Posts: 590	Re: You laugh, you lose via NotAlwaysRight: Thank You For Shopping At ApocalypseMart Pet Store \| Jensen Beach, FL, USA (It’s Halloween, and I’m dressed up as a vampire and wearing a pentacle necklace. The crew is planning on going out after work for a party.) Me: “Did you find everything you needed tonight?” Customer: “Yes, thank you. Can I just say that I think it was very nice of them to let you all dress up for tonight? I really like what you have on.” Me: “Thank you, ma’am.” Customer: “But don’t you think you took it a little too far?” Me: “Uh… took what too far?” Customer: “Well I understand that you’re supposed to be some type of vampire, but don’t you think that necklace is taking it too far?” Me: “Oh, that. That’s not part of my costume, I always wear that.” Customer: loudly “Well if you want to risk burning in H* for wearing that devil worshiping symbol, that’s just fine with me… but they shouldn’t be letting you wear that here in a public place!” Me:** sarcastically “Well, why shouldn’t they let me wear it? After all, we all practice together and I’m the high priestess. In fact as soon as you leave, we’re gonna close up the store, start a bonfire in the parking lot, and then dance naked around it until dawn.” Customer, to one of my managers: “Aren’t you going to do anything about what she said to me?” Manager #1: “Yes, ma’am. As soon as you leave, we’re going to close the store.” Customer: “THAT’S IT?!” Manager #2: “Of course not, ma’am. You heard the rest of our… plans.” (And with the kind of timing that only happens once in a lifetime, a stock boy unwittingly walks out of the back room while taking his uniform shirt off at the same time. The customer practically runs out of the store.) __________________ HIGH-FIVING A MILLION ANGELS! [SIGPIC][/SIGPIC] Last edited by PlayTrumpet; 07-20-2011 at 04:09 PM..

07-20-2011, 04:53 PM	#535
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07-20-2011, 07:38 PM	#536
XCV has nice tits Join Date: Nov 2008 Posts: 744	Re: You laugh, you lose I died at the Tea part. but then who doesn't read xkcd. __________________

07-20-2011, 07:46 PM	#537
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07-20-2011, 11:58 PM	#539
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